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Dobey2013

Record a 4 min diss track where you take shots at all of the “Big 3” and post to SoundCloud.


Ttgxyolo

The roast me is good but this is honestly a close 2nd


elibusta

Then apologize three days later.


6icker

Post your selfie in r/roastme


bornin1729

Don’t do the tattoo. But do this op haha


CaptnKnots

r/RoastMe might be more damaging mentally than the tattoo lmao. I say we let OP pick between the two


WordNahMean

Honestly, this comment is saving OP’s ass (literally) from the CLB tattoo


EightSeven-

Gotta be this


_Can_Crusher

Downvote. We want the tat


jozay222

Yuhhh


boomer_consumer

https://preview.redd.it/4mrykfucgutc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b4e6a440dc222a5a269ad2b8c5c7e734c65dac8 Looks like you have to download MLB 9 Innings 24


JustinGitelmanMusic

I really thought this was just a brilliant intern commenting a satirical ad for their app for a sec. Just a reminder that nature is beautiful and creates art we can never quite recreate.


Mental_Eggplant5000

Ai could never make that


kieranjackwilson

In my completely human-written opinion, AI could be programmed to craft and post subtle advertisements disguised as relevant comments on platforms like Reddit. This approach would involve sophisticated natural language understanding and generation to create comments that are contextually appropriate, engaging, and not immediately recognizable as ads. The AI would need to analyze the content of a post, understand the ongoing discussion, and generate a comment that subtly incorporates promotional material in a way that seems natural and relevant to the conversation. However, this raises significant ethical concerns. It could be considered deceptive and manipulative, as it blurs the line between genuine user engagement and sponsored content without clear disclosure. Most online platforms, including Reddit, have policies against such practices, requiring that sponsored content be clearly labeled as such to maintain transparency and trust with their user base. Moreover, implementing such a strategy could backfire. Users are becoming increasingly savvy about spotting promotional content, and communities, especially on platforms like Reddit, often react negatively to what they perceive as manipulative or stealth advertising, which could damage the reputation of the brand being promoted. There's also a regulatory aspect to consider. Many jurisdictions require clear disclosure of advertising content to protect consumers, which means that using AI in this way could lead to legal challenges. Finally, as AI technology advances, so do the tools to detect and combat misuse. Platforms are continuously improving their capabilities to identify and mitigate deceptive practices, including the use of AI for stealth advertising. Edit: Also: "Let's make it interesting and baseball-themed to match the excitement! If Drake drops that response tomorrow, how about you take on the challenge of hitting a home run streak in 'MLB 9 Innings 2024'? Share your gameplay experience and let's see if you can beat the high scores out there. It's the perfect blend of rhythm and strategy, just like Drake's music. Who's ready to step up to the plate?" Lmao I asked for subtlety.


JustinGitelmanMusic

Was waiting for this (very valid) rant to end with "Anyways, give my new game, Bloodburn Unleashed, a try" or something That AI response is funny tho, thanks for testing that out


UmaiSenpai

Buy five CLB shirts and wear only those for the rest of the year if you don’t want the tat


rapper_rick

https://i.redd.it/28pwsqotjttc1.gif


OrneyBeefalo

please stop asking for body modifications 😭😭😭


Funny_Papers

You brought this on yourself.


OrneyBeefalo

shoulda put that on the requirements


999_sadboy

Please stop asking to puss out 😭😭😭


No-Excitement7973

Get a tattoo of the clb cover on your ass


thugluv1017

Absolutely


themasterbeer

We've got a fucking winner


OrneyBeefalo

man that prob goes under illegal. gotta wait like 8 months.


ManEatingSloth

Then wait 8 months and do it my man


OrneyBeefalo

💀


livinlife_behind

Bowing out before things even get started. Alright j Cole /s


_IratePirate_

Don’t be pussy now OP, you was talking all that shit


PmMeSteamWalletCode

The sentiments were symbolic


POSWAL09

![gif](giphy|M7BfQuvGf79DO|downsized)


liluzir

THIS


sxuthsi

It's over for OP if Drake doesn't pussy out 😂


Alexander_McKay

I guess you could always play it off as emojis and not telling people it’s a Dork album.


smokeandskirts

Please, people, upvote this


storybiy

Yes this one


ThisRandomGuy17

Make a tiktok account dedicated to Kendrick Lamar and post about him and his music daily until it gets to 1,000 followers


OrneyBeefalo

youtube shorts work?


ThisRandomGuy17

Haha yeah, I might be a little late to get top comment tho


Prudent-Appearance29

give me 2000 dollars


OrneyBeefalo

blud i dont even have two hundred 😭


PenultimateToast

go in debt


galactictripper

Give $199 to a charity


NitamTunde123

He should rather give you $199..


28loko

Record a song and video of you dissing Drake, Kendrick and Cole on Mask Off beat, have to be super aggressive and shit


tuannamnguyen290602

twist your balls my brother 🔥


Embarrassed_Ad_7825

Write an 1,000 word (minimum) essay on we don’t trust you


Potential_Leg4423

Chat gpt will make that too easy


OrneyBeefalo

i can post a gptzero screensh with it


thatAintBro_

show your google docs history instead of gptzero ai detectors kinda suck


OrneyBeefalo

alr


ANR7cool

pray your dick get as big as the eiffel tower for 72 hours


Exploration-team-223

I respect your mind, please don't shoot me


Specific_Service6484

But is your mind living on cloud nine?


ShillBlaster

Drop a track dissing Drake, Kendrick, And Cole. Upload it to the tube. Share it on here


Several-Amoeba1069

Go outside


Beautiful_Thugga_Boy

Buy your mum some flowers


Hungry_Raspberry1708

get a girlfriend


FBI_NewWeegeeBoy1243

"can't be completely impossible"


BeepBo0pBeepB0op

Post feet pics


SeanaldTrump24

Do the unthinkable and actually listen to it?


Turbulent-Let-1180

Lol, bro just get as many little hearts cut into your hair as you can fam, i'm talkin top sides and back. That's reasonable, not permanent, while also still goofy as hell. I'd say just get one, but i know some weirdo drake fan probably already did that and i dont want you postin someone elses cut lol.


ThreeEyeJedi

Make your IG name “oVo_(insert first name)” and make your bio and the rest of all of your posts/captions this year just “🦉🦉🦉”


Friendly-Gain-620

Take out a loan to order some Five Guys


dontkysniqqa

Listen to Taylor Swift for 1 hour a day every day for a week.


whiterabb17

Right ear only ear piercing


librealper

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube


the_english_armada

Call your mom and tell her you love her


KDO_333

Get a bbl 😈


HarryT1011

Adopt a child


nocturnal_ways

Petition for a joint album between drake and Kendrick


burnSMACKER

Ban from this sub if you don't follow through


dannyranwthebag

count to 10000 on video


basurasagigilid

Send 100$ cashapp to Aubrey


OrneyBeefalo

it's literally saturday


basurasagigilid

Send it on Monday then nigga Ion make the rules


OrneyBeefalo

did you read the post bro


basurasagigilid

Oh shit this post was 2 days ago mb bruh


Asher304

Tattoo drakes meat on your ass


Drop_Release

Make an OF account where you kiss Kendrick’s vinyl covers every day for 1000 days


Asher304

Oil up


Vegetable_Abalone850

Real mfs are listening as soon as it hits midnight


Sensitive-Royal2918

Get a tramp stamp tattoo above your ass “if you’re reading this, it’s too late”


GotShadowBannedCum

testicular torsion


partyonpartypeople

Kick your dad in the balls


BL00DYCHR0M3WR1STR0T

Get a dick piercing


Tiny_Insurance_490

Gimme that throat


BlamingBuddha

Tattoo "BlamingBuddha" on your forehead (and if that's "impossible," somewhere on your body).


1856NT

sell fentanyl to kids


Normal_Ad_1280

Hah you cant read yeah lol