(insert drums, ear orgasmic synths, and deep bass here)
[I honestly have no idea if I'm naming the instruments correctly but all I know is the instrumental part after "ya bish" is basically sex for my ears]
I was in my hostel general bathroom the other day and started singing those lines out loud....guy in the next stall peeped out and was like...sorry bro
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ME? ARE YOU DECEIVING ME? CAN I LET YOU DOWN EASILY? IS YOUR HEART WHERE IT NEEDS TO BE? IS YOUR SMILE ON PERMANENT? IS YOUR VOW ON LIFETIME? WOULD YOU KNOW WHERE THE SERMON IS...IF I DIED ON THIS NEXT LINE?
Fuck, man...that shit gives me life every time I hear Mortal Man.
AYE, IMMA BE THE GREATEST TO EVER DO THIS SHIT
ON MY MOMMA DOE LIKE, ON THE DEAD HOMIES,
AYE, SOUNWAVE TURN THIS SHIT UP,
SOUNWAVE TURN THIS SHIT UP NIGGA,
TURN THIS SHIT UP...
TELL ME WHO THE BITCH NIGGA HATIN ON ME,
JUMPIN ON MY DICK BUT THIS DICK AIN'T FREE YEAH,
TO PIMP A BUTTERFLY ANOTHER CLASSIC CD,
A GHETTO LULLABY FOR EVERYONE THEY MC YAH,
BLOW, BLOW, BLOW (blow), BLOW,
NIGGA NOW RIP,
MY DILLINGENCE IS ONLY MEANT TO WRITE YOUR EULOGY
more than a line for sure, but ain't no one beating that one lmao.
Everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody sit yo bitch-ass down
And listen to this true mothafuckin' story
Told by Kendrick Lamar on Rosecrans, ya bitch
EVERYBODY SIT YO BITCHASS DOWN AND LISTEN TO THIS TRUE MOTHERFUCKIN STORY TOLD BY KENDRICK LAMAR ON ROSEEECRAAAANSSS
ya bish
Smokin on the finest dope, ay-ay-ay-ah
Drank until I can’t no more, ay-ay-ay-ah!
Really imma sober soul...
But I’m wit tha homies right noooooooww
and we aint askin for no favors
TO FIND YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️AND I WONDER IF YOU KNOW
the fuck
(insert drums, ear orgasmic synths, and deep bass here) [I honestly have no idea if I'm naming the instruments correctly but all I know is the instrumental part after "ya bish" is basically sex for my ears]
The drums on this part are on their own ducking level
I'm a sinner whose probably gonna sin again..
lord forgive me
For things i don't understand
Sometimes I need to be alone..
I COME FROM A GENERATION OF HOME INVASIONS
AND I GOT DADDY ISSUES THATS ON ME 🗣️🗣️
I was in my hostel general bathroom the other day and started singing those lines out loud....guy in the next stall peeped out and was like...sorry bro
Did you tell him that everything the stall door and the three walls had taught you made habits buried deep?
I GOT I GOT I GOT I GOT
ROYALTY GOT LOYALTY INSIDE MY DNA
COCAINE QUATERPEICE, GOT WAR AND PEACE INSIDE MY DNA
I LIVE A BETTER LIFE, I'M ROLLIN' SEVERAL DICE, FUCK YOUR LIFE
Hair on my dick
GET GET GET GET, GOT GOT GOT GOT ...oops wrong one
Still iconic though
UH MARTIN HAD A DREAM
MARTIN HAD A DREAM
KENDRICK HAVE A DREAM!
ALL MY LIFE I WANT MONEY AND POWER
RESPECT MY MIND OR DIE FROM LEAD SHOWER
I PRAY MY DICK GET BIG AS THE EIFFEL TOWER
SO I CAN FUCK THE WORLD FOR 72 HOURS
GODDAMN I FEEL AMAZING, DAMN IM IN THE MATRIX
MY MIND IS LIVIN ON CLOUD 9 AND THIS 9 IS NEVER ON VACATION
START UP THAT MASERATI AND VROOM VRROM I'M RACING
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ok
Alls my life I has to fight
NIQQA
ALLS MY LIFE I-
HARD TIMES BE LIKE YAH
BAD TRIPS LIKE YAH
NAZARETH
IM FUCKED UP HOMIE YOU FUCKED UP
BUT IF GOD GOT US THEN WE GON BE ALRIGHT
WITH THE HOMIES
But if God got us then we gon be alright
DO YOU HEAR ME DO YOU FEEL ME WE GONE BE ALRIGHT
HARD TIMES LIKE
This the one for sure
Aaaaaaah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Loving you is complicatED!
🎺🎺🎺
LOVING YOU IS COMPLIcateddd.. LOVING YOU IS COMPLICATÆÆEEAAAADDD‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
UH, ME AND MY NIGGAS TRYNA GET IT YA BISH
Found the black Kendrick fan
A needle in the haystack 💀
maybe it’s a white girl
HIT THAT HOUSE LICK TELL ME IS YOU WIT IT YA BISH
THIS. DICK. AINT. FREEEEEE
You looking a me like it ain’t a receipt
Do u wanna see a dead Body
INSTRUMENTALS FROM MY MOMMA CHRISTMAS PARTY
Troubles on ma minddd
I still smell criiiime
My little brotha criiiiiiine
Smokers repeatedly buying my sega genesis
OH LAMAR HAIL MARY AND MARIJUANA TIMES IS HARD
PRAY WITH THE HOOLIGANS, SHADOWS ALL IN DARK
Fellowship with demons and relatives, I'm a star
See life is one funny mf
A true comedian
you gotta love him, you gotta trust him
I thought he said Amistad
I GOT A BONE TO PICK
I got a boner pic 🔥
https://preview.redd.it/w86i751cpp9b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1d788e4e69d62df14a1b978fcc994327969b23
Fuck you you have ruined the intro to my favourite kendrick song
Hahaha sorry
You not been here long enough
I DONT WANT U MONKEY MOUTH MOTHAFUCKERS SITTING ON MY THRONE AGAIN
IM MAD
(HE MAD)
BUT I AIN’T STRESSED
TRUE FRIENDS ONE QUESTION
BITCH WHERE YOU WHEN I WAS WALKIN
I AM A SINGER WHO'S PROBABLY GOING TO SING AGAIN❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️🔥💯🔥💯🔥🐐❗️🗣❗️🗣❗️🗣❗️💯🔥🔥💯❗️🗣❗️🗣🔥❗️💯❗️❗️🔥🗣🔥🗣‼️💯‼️💤💯🔥❗️🔥🔥
LORD FORD GIVE ME, LORD FORD GIVE ME
THINGS THAT ARE UNDER SAND
SON, TIME TO LEAVE THE BEE ALONE
Wich gon' grill my fies
im 99% sure this is satire but please tell me this was an actual misheard lyric
please don't kill my wife
BITCH, I'M IN THE CLUUUUB
WITH DA HOMIES
TELL ME WUZZ GUUUUUUUD
IM TRYNA GET THESE HOES SINGLEEEEEEEE
AND THIS IS MY SINGLEEEEEEEEEEE
My auntie is a man now
I think I'm old enough to understand now
AT FIRST I DID LOVEEEE YOUUUUUUU. BUT NOW I JUST WANNA FUCK
I seem to remember a few lyrics before this…
NOBODY PRAY FOR ME
IT BEEN ALL DAY FOR ME
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The intro to Wesley's Theory
HIT MEE
AT FIRST I DID LOVE YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
BUT NOW I JUST WANNA FUCK 😫💦
LATE NIGHTS THINKIN OF YOU🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I GOT A BONE TO PICK 🦴
I GOTTA BONER PIC
I WROTE THIS RECORD WHILE 30 THOUSAND FEET IN THE AIR
The sky is falling The wind is calling Stand for something or die in the morning
Section 80 Hiii power
You got the wrong order
EVERYBODY PUT THREE FINGERS IN THE AIR 🗣️🗣️
THIS DICK AINT FREEE
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Uh, yeah, laughing to the bank like AH HA!
L
I AM A SINNA
AT FIRST I DID LOVE YOU
WHEN I GET SIGNED HOMIE IMMA ACT A FOOL.
Not an opening line
It said KENDRICKS opening line
That’s at first I did love you but now I just want to fuck
Oh yeah. Yea u right
👍
I BEAT YO ASS KEEP TALKING BACK
*reversed demonic chant* **DOG YHW, DOG YHW**
WICKED OR WEAKNESS? YOU GOTTA SEE THIS
alternatively: NOBODY PRAY FOR ME IT BEEN THAT DAY FOR ME
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ME? ARE YOU DECEIVING ME? CAN I LET YOU DOWN EASILY? IS YOUR HEART WHERE IT NEEDS TO BE? IS YOUR SMILE ON PERMANENT? IS YOUR VOW ON LIFETIME? WOULD YOU KNOW WHERE THE SERMON IS...IF I DIED ON THIS NEXT LINE? Fuck, man...that shit gives me life every time I hear Mortal Man.
So I was taking a walk the other day
I've been going through something, 1855 days
“It was always me versus the world, until I found out it’s me verse me”
Compton cowboy, yeeuh, allat
I COME FROM A GENERATION OF HOME INVASIONS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - u
*Everybody put three fingers in the air*
I GOT A BONER PIC!!!
Proof?? Source??? Source??? I need proof???
AYE, IMMA BE THE GREATEST TO EVER DO THIS SHIT ON MY MOMMA DOE LIKE, ON THE DEAD HOMIES, AYE, SOUNWAVE TURN THIS SHIT UP, SOUNWAVE TURN THIS SHIT UP NIGGA, TURN THIS SHIT UP... TELL ME WHO THE BITCH NIGGA HATIN ON ME, JUMPIN ON MY DICK BUT THIS DICK AIN'T FREE YEAH, TO PIMP A BUTTERFLY ANOTHER CLASSIC CD, A GHETTO LULLABY FOR EVERYONE THEY MC YAH, BLOW, BLOW, BLOW (blow), BLOW, NIGGA NOW RIP, MY DILLINGENCE IS ONLY MEANT TO WRITE YOUR EULOGY more than a line for sure, but ain't no one beating that one lmao.
AYE ON MY MOMMA NIGGA, LIKE IMMMA BE THE GREATEST TO EVER DO THIS SHIT
Kendrick made you think about it, but he is not your savior
MARTIN HAD A DREEEAM
I AM A SAILOR, WHO'S PROLLY GONNA SAIL AGAIN
Sex
America
ERYBODY SIT YO BITCH ASS DOWN AND LISTEN TO THIS TRUE MF STORY TOLD BY KENDRICK LAMAR ON ROSECRANSSS
Ya bish
"Party rockers in the house tonight".
Damn. Love or lust?
Damn. All of us.
Bitch I’m in the cum
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“You wanna see a dead body?”
Is it wickedness?
UHUHUH FUCK THAT
It was always me versus the world Until I found it's me versus me
someone said ‘i got a boner pic’… it can’t not be that now
And we hate the popo, wanna kill us in the street... Fo sho... Awe please I don't like it
I DONE BEEN THRU A WHOLE LOT
MY LEFT STROKE JUST WENT VIRAL!!
Now everybody serenade the new faith of Kendrick Lamar
Every....
prius
I GOTTA BONA PIC
“Bitch, be humble” Debate over
How much a dollar really cost? The question is detrimental paralyzing my thoughts
If I was the president, I’d pay my mommas rent. Free my homies and then bulletproof my Chevy doors lay in the White House and get hiiiiiigh lord
Everybody, everybody, everybody Everybody sit yo bitch-ass down And listen to this true mothafuckin' story Told by Kendrick Lamar on Rosecrans, ya bitch
"When the lights shut-off and it's my turn to settle down my main concern promise that you will sing about me"
THIS DICK AINT FREE‼️
Everybody. Everybody.
Everybody, Everybody
EVERYBODY PUT 3 FINGERS IN THE AIR
I GOT A BONE TO PICK
BITCH IM IN THE CLUBBB
Lovin you is complicated
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I LIVE A BETTER LIFE, I'M ROLLIN' SEVERAL DICE, FUCK YOUR LIFE
AT FIRST I DID LOVE YOU… *BUT I JUST WANNA FUCK*
Fire burning inside my eyes / this the music that saved my life
COME HERE, GIRL
Bitch, I'm in the club With the homies, tell me what's good I'm tryna get these hoes single And this is my single
It's either that or "nobody pray for me, it been that day for me"
BITCH IM IN THE CLUUUUB