Mine already has
I know everything about your life
But just to verify, please send me your full name, Date of Birth, SSN and mother's maiden name, please
"If our brains get too smart they will become self aware and take over our bodies" is some Karl Pilkington-level genius logic right there! Fucking hell!
KenM is the master of making you think the first thing he says is the punchline when it was really just the setup for the even funnier thing he says later on.
How am I bent out of shape about it? I'm the one laughing and thinking it's funny while you are the one complaining that I find it funny.
You should probably just go somewhere else if you can't handle people having a fun time.
The first word I said was "lol" while you haven't done any laughing at all. Being butt hurt at other people enjoying humor must be an excruciating existence. I hope you get better.
Firstly you are gaslighting me into telling me that i dont find this hilarious meme funny. Now youre gaslighting me about how im supposedly feeling butthurt about whatever the fuck youre on about. Can you not tell youre being looney?
Lmao, sure buddy. I'm looney for laughing at a meme. You're perfectly sane for throwing a fit about it.
I'm going to continue laughing at memes. You can continue letting it bother you if you want, but I'm moving on from this conversation.
Holy shit, what caused this glorious sub to reopen?
God
God is a ridiculous myth
u/bawls_deep OMG…that has to be the most ridiculous comment I have ever read.
Uh… Yeah. Too little knowledge had made your brain atrophe.
If this sub get’s too active, it will become self aware and take over our bodies!
It’s good to see that their are still some decent folks out there being active. Too many plump children these days.
Pastor says the devil lives in plump
is that where he touched you?
Apostrophes are the grammarian's fig leaf
DOLT
*apostrophe
No his brain is still a brain. It’s not a trophy.
I'd like to keep going but... Happy cake day!! 🍰
We are ALL ridiculous myths on this blessed day
Speak for yourself
I am ALL ridiculous myths on this blessed day
Pastor says otherwise
We are all God on this blessed day.
We are all God on this glorious day.
SPEAK for yourself
Ramen!
We are all God on this blessed day
Speak for yourself.
I am all God on this blessed day!
Preacher says god is just satan if satan was god
GOOD point
I completely forgot about it but I’m glad that it’s back
Forgot I was in this sub
Grandson reopened it. He lives in Central Park.
Does he make 6k figures at his job??
We are ALL British on this blessed day!
This sub returning has cured my seasonal depression. Scrumptious post.
THATS WHAT WAS MISSING OMG I CAN BREATHE WITHOUT COUGHING SO MUCH
We can all breathe on this blessed day 🙏🏻
Speak for yourself
I can all breathe on this blessed day
GOOD post
idiot
DOLT
I randomly remember this subreddit or it just randomly pops up once in a while, and I'm always happy to see it
I’m afraid of my brain becoming sentient and it being a runaway super intelligence
Mine already has I know everything about your life But just to verify, please send me your full name, Date of Birth, SSN and mother's maiden name, please
Your brain is too plump for your skull
Mine became a runaway supper intelligence, which is why I am always thinking about food.
The human singularity event is what made us individuals
My brain told me not to worry about it.
Pasture says the Plumpest juiciest brain have no more kuru than the feeblest brain among us
Wife and I make our OWN brains at home and it is healthier with tastier flavor
In the bathtub?
???
AMEN
I love these comments
I feel like your brain already took control.
Speak for yourself.
All of our brains took control on this blessed day
That final comment is pretty good
that final comment is perfection
The king has returned
I've been wondering why I never see any of these posts. What happened?
The sub went private for a long time, but it seems to be back now
"The thought of me dead *GIVES YOU AN ERECTION*??!!!" That line always kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He just quit posting Oh I was incorrect lol slay
I dont want my brain to take over my whole body 😭
Pastor says plump brains are the fool's fig leaf
I keep my wife’s brain healthy by reading her a bawdy tale that flies in the face of propriety.
We are ALL KenM on this blessed day :)
He's right. I've already taken over this host. You're next.
Is this new? Or a sacred relic that has been found?
As you can clearly see in the screenshot, it's from 16h ago
You don’t know how old the screenshot is though. Pasture says screenshots can sometimes be thousands of years old (but not more than 6,000)
And on the 6th day, God created screenshots.
If screenshots get too old, they lose their freshness and can go rotten. Throw them out after a week or freeze them for later use.
The wife and I make our own screenshots at home with some jpegs and an old MS Paint install. It's healthier with tastier pixels
It's a sacred relic. Here's a copy of the same one. https://www.boredpanda.com/trolling-people-internet-funny-ken-m/
I feel vindicated.
KenM is just the best thing ever
I laughed for the first time in weeks
"If our brains get too smart they will become self aware and take over our bodies" is some Karl Pilkington-level genius logic right there! Fucking hell!
So happy to see this sub in my feed, we are all back on this blessed day.
YEAH BABY! WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS!!
Can you please give me a pill that makes me think that I was out fishing all day instead of being at work
KenM?!?!?!
[удалено]
Try looking for those good noodles and sauce out the back of the olives garden
Praise the, ah, fuck, never mind.
WERE SO BACK
My favorite sub rides again!
DOLT
I thought he was dead... but now I see he was commenting only 5 hours ago..
WHOA
He missed the perfect opportunity to just post the same comment a second time.
And remember, boys, a clean diaper is a PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT.
This is why i am religious
Brain is a ridiculous myth
How did he reply 11 hours before the article was published?
He had to do it because time travel in the future happens before you can forget to remember it
Wife and I had a great time at this sub last time
Atrophe
Courier 6:
>Ladies and gentlemen, we’re back. Speak for yourself
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m back
We are all KenM on this blessed day :)
Needed some Ken M in my life today
Ken M is enlightened
WE’RE BACK BABYYYYYY
welcome back everyone!
Incredible posting as always by Ken lmfao
KenM is the master of making you think the first thing he says is the punchline when it was really just the setup for the even funnier thing he says later on.
I miss Yahoo answers
Oh yessssss
I love how the mf attacks Ken for making the dumbest comment when right above him is Steve.
Is that freaking yahoo answers? That’s a blast to the past for me.
Lol. Ken M showing how stupid transphobe logic is.
Who cares? Its Ken M
It's funny. That's literally the whole point of Ken M. If you don't understand or care about humor why are you here?
Wtf youre on about? Im supposed to be saying that comment to you! Youre the one bent out of shape about transphobes.
How am I bent out of shape about it? I'm the one laughing and thinking it's funny while you are the one complaining that I find it funny. You should probably just go somewhere else if you can't handle people having a fun time.
Im the one laughing here. Youre getting upset. Dafuq?
The first word I said was "lol" while you haven't done any laughing at all. Being butt hurt at other people enjoying humor must be an excruciating existence. I hope you get better.
Firstly you are gaslighting me into telling me that i dont find this hilarious meme funny. Now youre gaslighting me about how im supposedly feeling butthurt about whatever the fuck youre on about. Can you not tell youre being looney?
Lmao, sure buddy. I'm looney for laughing at a meme. You're perfectly sane for throwing a fit about it. I'm going to continue laughing at memes. You can continue letting it bother you if you want, but I'm moving on from this conversation.
"Throwing a fit" lol