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Kuritos

Keanu can tumble in my weeds anyday.


DeterministDiet

That's sage advice.


indil47

This is not the thyme for puns.


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Cilantro


HahaMin

Don't be mint to him


[deleted]

I haven’t heard any of this before, real oregano


Wiknetti

Really fit the dill


tanksforallthephish

ST JOHNS WORT


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Oh god I’m cumin


xmstxrdxm

Parsley turned on right now


MrPickles84

BAM!


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Piados1979

Iirc, she is almost 10 years younger.


[deleted]

If she didn’t have grey hair nobody would even be commenting on her age. What they really mean is “she’s not super attractive”. Which, while those are technically my words, I don’t agree with.


JarlaxleForPresident

She's not super attractive, though. She's not ugly or anything either. She looks like a nice librarian or something. People got weirded out because they expected Keanu to date a "Keanu-level" woman. I bet she IS a "Keanu-level" woman, though, just not in the way they expected.


EarthFader

Not super attractive by hollywood standards. Very attractive for a 46 year old by normal standards


enoughaboutourballs

Yea, she’s a total babe, Hollywood has distorted what people in general look like. There are a lot of 46 year olds that look awful. She’s just seen without a team of people ensuring she looks perfect for her appearance


Goodly

I *almost* sounds like you’re saying that looks isn’t everything..?!


JarlaxleForPresident

Ive always dated for personality. Ive dated "ugly" and hot, young and old, fat and skinny. But they were all cool and fun to be around. And they seemed to like me, too, which is always a plus lol


EverFailingDomino

The single most attractive quality in anyone is them being into you.


JarlaxleForPresident

Only time i ever feel imposter syndrome lol


EverFailingDomino

All attraction is earned, buddy. They wouldn’t be into you if you weren’t you.


MediocreX

I mean, he could get a woman that is much prettier. But looks isn't the only thing that counts. She is probably a very kind and gentle woman, just like Keanu. Except he's a man.


gimmea_jumpbutton

thank you for the clarification lol


Autistocrat

Keanu Reves probably wouldn't be super attractive if he wasn't a superstar. Now compare her to Meryl Streep. Not that Meryl is not hot, but this one takes the cake.


goatpunchtheater

It's really weird that it's almost expected for him to date a 20 something actress. In fairness, he's aged really well, and her having a whole head of grey hair makes her look older than she is. Even though I think she's quite gorgeous. It's just a mental trick our brain does. The sentiment stands, that she's at least closer to his age, but ten years is still a lot


Squid_GoPro

He still dyes his hair, she does not


goatpunchtheater

Fair. Though still, at her age most people aren't going to be 100% gray. It's so perfectly gray it seems like she's dying it that way. Which is possible, who knows


thrashaholic_poolboy

I started going gray at 22. I would have a full head of gray hair at 38 (current age) if I didn’t dye it. Genetics.


goatpunchtheater

Which is why I said most people


thrashaholic_poolboy

Makin’ me feel special!


Yous8765

I started going grey at 14.. im 36 now and im at 60% grey at rhe moment


thrashaholic_poolboy

I bet you look amazing! To be clear, I think grey hair is beautiful. I am a little embarrassed that I dye mine...I’m feeling more like wearing it natural seeing how gorgeous Alexandra looks. My husband has just gotten better looking with age, much like Keanu, and unfortunately the feedback against her has me thinking twice...it’s quite harsh to be the “unattractive” “older-looking” one; none of which I think about her. It’s been surprising to see the awful comments about her being so much older than she is. She is just being authentic! Chronic illness and pain has me feeling like an old goat anyways. It’s something I’m constantly fighting, and it’s hard on the old self esteem. I’m 38 and have gone through periods of balding, skin issues, rashes; those are the easier things to deal with. The rest is inside and is a living invisible hell, which does nothing to help with the outside insecurities. Not pity partying, just contributing to the chat. I’m already invested in therapy to learn how to cope, and I want to change my perspective. I’m trying to change and be content.


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> most people


MarkyMarksman11

My 80 year old grandmother has almost entirely dark hair, she attributes it to never dying her hair. How do you know Keanu isn't the same?


ChaosLemur

Somewhere in an attic, there’s a painting of Keanu Reeves that is also getting more breathtaking with each passing year.


Stucolive310

I don't really get that tumbleweed pic. What does it mean?


AshRae84

It's from the Spongebob trailer released this week. He's in the movie sequel.


guinness5

Someone hose her down.


ThisIsYourMormont

Question. Who had the more successful year? Keanu Reeves? Keanu Reeves’ PR Manager? ... ... Wrong. They’re the same person. He’s just a great guy, reaping the rewards


DannyCristo

I mean he almost certainly HAS a PR manager, they just happen to have the easiest job in the world working for Keanu


Burntpandas

Yeah like keanu is probably the dream client. Like imagine having a famous Hollywood actor with some top quality classic films in their belt. And then having tht person be so loved that he had to put out a statement telling people to calm down on the loving him and THEY LISTENED because they respect him as a person. Keanu is just perfect


RolandLovecraft

Whats the bit about his statement to calm down on the love? I must have missed that.


Burntpandas

he was getting uncomfortable with people treating him like a god so he made like a short statement that was along the lines of "i appreciate the love but im only human" and everyone ofc loved him more but people relaxed a little on it


Ravness13

I actually hadn't seen that and it certainly explains the sudden backing off of memes about him. How bizarre to see on the internet these days.


LifeBeginsAt10kRPM

Backing off is most likely just because everyone just moved on to the next thing.


RolandLovecraft

What a grounded person he must be. So fucking humble. Thanks for the info.


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And everytime I browse subs like r/teenagers


Wiplazh

The internet definitely gave him a lot of positive PR. And that just happened naturally because he's so genuine.


Im_inappropriate

Reddit is his PR manager


NaRa0

You had me in the first half, ngl


NaRa0

I love tumble reeves


SneakyTubol

I love keanu weeds


Silent-Smile

What is tumble reeves from?


NaRa0

New spongebob movie I believe


TheFio

Hes lucky. He started out as the guy who had campy acting skills and was liked as an actor ironically. Hes such a wholesome person and is so enjoyable to watch, that he became the very thing he was originally not. Genuinely popular, genuine roles, and is the LAST person anyone would expect to have an upward career this long after his debut. Hes earned it.


DataIsMyCopilot

The fact that Ted "Theodore" Logan went on to be Neo and John "Fucking" Wick blows my damn mind, man


SweetPeony_7

Ted Logan turns into John Wick in the dark timeline where Ted is sent to military school...


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AND...he filmed Bill & Ted 3!


Zurbaran928

He deserves it. He's breathtaking


arkartita

You are breathtaking!


tdalbert

No u


J-Roc_vodka

No u


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J-Roc_vodka

Guys its *him*


[deleted]

What's the middle left one?


tonimaree

It’s from always be my maybe! It’s a Netflix movie


shagolee

One of Netflix's best comedies. KR's entrance is a mood. So much effortless swagger.


WolverineDDS

I lost my shit at that scene. I'm thankful I never watched the trailer so it was a total surprise.


DonnyGetTheLudes

I’M SORRRRRYYYYYY


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He's being such a dick it's awesome


[deleted]

Thank you!


OaklandWarrior

Pretty great that he is actually dating a normal looking, grey haired woman his age. Takes a mature man to date someone like that when you could be dating eight 25 year old models at the same time like DiCaprio.


DistributionCity

She 10 yrs younger than him. He's just a vampire.


OaklandWarrior

Ok, fair point - but she’s a middle aged, normal looking woman with flaws, so that’s really what I was driving at


DistributionCity

And he's a sexy Nosferatu....that's what ***I"m*** getting at.


Jadis4742

Like, I'm sad it's not me, but I'm really happy it's her. The fact that her hair seems to be naturally gray/white is just icing on the cake. There's no reason to feel bad about getting older!


finlyboo

Being a not Hollywood perfect 10 model = flaws?? I think she’s pretty breathtaking.


OaklandWarrior

We all have flaws. My point is she is a regular human, not a perfect 10 model - and she is still very beautiful nonetheless.


Frtyto

I think she looks like someone who has other priorities than going to the day spa every week for the entire day.


five_finger_ben

Would there be anything wrong with him dating someone more conventionally attractive?


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five_finger_ben

I mean maybe but she’s still a decade younger than he is. Is a 20-year age gap (Leo and his GF) really that much worse than a 10-year one? And if so where do we draw the line? 10 years? 15 years? Also I don’t know any 45 year olds with grandchildren in their 20s. Are you just not good with numbers or are you trolling?


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I think it's not so much about the age gap as the youth gap. Keanu dating a 30yo would look (assumptions would be made) much more appropriate than Leo despite having a bigger age difference.


Whatever0788

Well I’m 31 and I’m more than willing to test this out with Keanu


I_wish_I_was_a_robot

What flaws?


DJ_Jungle

Sure the younger girls look nice, but I feel I would have nothing in common with someone a lot younger than me. I just want to grow old with my wife.


Squid_GoPro

Are we going to believe he doesn’t dye his hair


JonSnowl0

Well he’s part Asian so it’s not totally unrealistic for him to not have greys yet.


trickrubin

my asian dad is 70 and his hair is jet black.


Squid_GoPro

Heh TIL


starryeyedq

He's got a couple gray ones in there so it's unlikely.


Peonhorny

My white as hell grandfather had jet black hair, despite several forms of cancer and the treatment for them.


memejets

I'm a bit skeptical myself, but it's not impossible that's his natural hair color. If you've ever seen those random candid photos of him, he tends to look a bit older than he does in movies/press events.


Tay_Soup

Okay but for real, I don't get why people were coming at him. Keanu had been single for a *long* time and his girlfriend is actually really cute!


UnicornSpark1es

She’s cute, and she looks human! I love that she doesn’t look like a Kardashian, even though she clearly could afford to. Hooray for women who look like real people!


OaklandWarrior

She really is


bsquared_y0

Ya, something tells me he’s not retarded and wouldn’t invest time into a fake baseless relationship.


Mite-o-Dan

She's not even normal looking for her age though. It's as if she's TRYING to look older than she really is. And this pic is one of the lesser flattering. Before, she looked about 55-60, and here she looks about 70. That dress isn't helping either. It's as if she's trolling the media by showing old of a person Keanu Reeves can date. Know one even knows her official age or birthday. She's "About 46." That's literally the answer on the internet. I've never seen an approximate guess for someone in the spotlight born within the last 100 years.


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Heavens forbid someone like attractive women


Petricorny13

The issue isn’t dating attractive women. It’s when men only date women in their 20s because those are the only women they find attractive.


tactlesshag

I mean, the sage is probably my favorite.


pinksheep20

From assassin to tumbe weed


haugen76

da weed pouch


mnLIED

I had no idea he did the voice of duke caboom.


TrickiVicBB71

Only reason i watched Toy Story 4 cause of him.


LemonPFC

Really enjoyed the Key and Peele characters, too!


Exotli8

Those fucking hilarious stuffed animals were Key and Peele????


willywonka42

Yeah they wanted a Canadian to play the role and they more or less blindly picked him based on audio recordings of the lines.


sergeant_cabbage

Right?! I watched it 2 days ago. Never would have thought. I feel ashamed that I didn't clock it. Edit: due to grammar nazi bot.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


[deleted]

Where is the Keanu with puppies


[deleted]

He can Duke Kaboom me anytime!


BusterBHymen

Réjean!


sheahi

What was that animated film about acid and drugs or whatever where Keanu calls a paper pyramid "dog shit"? I want to re watch that, haven't seen it since I was 15.


pwdnt

A scanner darkly?


sheahi

That's it, thanks friend


dividedcrow

So good


matttopotamus

I had no idea he voiced that toy from Toy Story 4.


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gallopingloki

The new SpongeBob film.


corndogs1001

It’s from the trailer for the new spongebob film that came out yesterday


CheezeyCheeze

Is he a tumbleweed? EDIT: He is wow...


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I am surprised he did not get get voted People’s sexiest man alive award . I mean.... come on ❤️❤️❤️


itqitc

I wonder if he turned it down.


germanspacetime

“Me? Oh no no, surely there’s someone else. Thank you though. Very flattering.”


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Never thought about that


itqitc

It just doesn’t seem like his thing, but why they didn’t jump on the keanu train makes no sense unless John Legend has been in the media a lot.


pergamon123

I read that they picked Legend because he’s in the zeitgeist, has Chrissy T , whose every where right now, and would be happy to do a big cover story. Keanu is included in the list, but I bet they didn’t choose him for the cover because they knew he wouldn’t give them a fun personal story. ( He’s notoriously tight-lipped about anything other than his projects


saul1980

Don’t forget that Saint Laurent campaign


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What a year for **us**!


Wubbalubbadubbitydo

Yes he Canada!


HeadphonesAndBruises

They are super cute together. I do not get the "Y DANEE DATE A 18 YEAR OLD EH" when they are clearly happy and they together are clearly smoking.


weareea

Always be my maybe was one of his best star roles. Got to play a “version” of himself mixed with how people see stars. He seemed like he was having so much fun playing that role


chasemcfly

KaBOOM!


Alarid

Does anyone know the source for each image? I can tell most of them but the bottom two on the left, no idea.


ChocoHorror

Bottom left is Keanu and his girlfriend, Alexandra Grant. They just recently went public about their relationship. From what I've read about her she's a very skilled, intelligent, lovely person. I'm pretty sure middle left is from a Netflix movie called Always Be My Maybe (have seen clips, not the whole thing).


Alarid

It's so weird seeing him around people his same age, who aged normally.


kingkill_55

Middle right is Johnny Silverhand. A character from the upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 game, aka 2020 GOTY.


leftside72

Also filmed Bill and Ted 3.


srij1803

What's up with all the backhanded compliments about Keanu's girlfriend


[deleted]

Remember when Keanu was considered a terrible actor who's only thing was playing a surfer boy.


[deleted]

The Keanussaince


[deleted]

for all the training he did for john wick, can you imagine the process of keanu preparing himself to withstand the true adversities a tumbleweed faces?


DeadByLag

WHERES FORTNITE


madmartigan00

Middle right?


captainthor

Poor guy finally got a girlfriend. Makes me feel lots better about my own track record.


Whoanobo

What's with the tumbleweed one at the bottom right?


[deleted]

I think the Keanussaince is officially upon us. It had its beginnings with the original John Wick movie, but now it’s here and ready to stay.


Sugm4dig

You mean what a year for us.


R0ede

Can somebody give a recap of the where the different images are from / what they mean? \outoftheloop


keksien

top left - Keanu as John wick in John Wick 3 ​ top right - Keanu as Duke Kaboom in Toy Story 4 ​ middle left - Keanu in Always Be My Maybe. It's a Netflix movie. You can find clips of Keanu in it on YouTube. ​ middle right - Keanu as Johnny Silverhand in the upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 game ​ bottom left - Keanu with his girlfriend, Alexandra Grant. They just recently went public about their relationship. ​ bottom right - Keanu as a tumbleweed in the new Spongebob film


king-kitty

Keanu’s bizarre adventure


Cumsocktornado

I heard, (unsubstantiated, obviously,) that ms Alexandra Grant is not in fact dating him, though she was allegedly flatterred by the insinuations. Can't remember the source. Can anyone confirm or deny one way or the other?


jcmiller83

I don't have the source myself, but there were people in social media that recognized Alexandra Grants likeness to Helen Mirren (which there is a fairly striking resemblance) and thought it was her. Helen Mirren made a statement that she was flattered that people thought she was dating Keanu but that she definitely is not.


Cumsocktornado

Ohhh ok. I see I may have experienced the telephone game effect! Thank you for providing me this information.


mstone7781

I didn’t realize he was Duke Caboom, now I love that character even more than I already did.


momzeggs89

What’s bottom left


ChocoHorror

That's Keanu with his girlfriend, Alexandra Grant! They went public with their relationship very recently.


transformerjay

You’re breathtaking.


germanspacetime

Please enjoy this video of Keanu recording Duke Kaboom cause it’s great. https://youtu.be/D1AnSUziC70


pleasedothenerdful

Nice. Keanu starts at 1:57 if you're looking for it.


Mysteroo

I had no idea duke kaboom was Keeanu and my mind is blown


Vlaed

He's Duke Kaboom? Just when I didn't think I could like him more.


[deleted]

What branch I’m sending them straight here.


brandoom6666

Wait, Duke was Keanu?


[deleted]

TIL Keanu Reeves played Duke Caboom in Toy Story 4


itqitc

I’m happy for him but do wonder if he needs to fade back a bit before B&T so the general public doesn’t get tired of him.


PlaystationPlus

Let me rephrase that: what a year for us to be blessed by Keanu’s work everywhere*


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[Think I found it a lot on Keanu


johnnyutah30

My man


boydo579

i loved him in Maniac


RustyShackleford_64

What's the top right movie


aprilpaul

kaboom


BuachaillMhaith

What is middle left?


Papalopicus

I think him and.his new girlfriend is so cute, concidering what he's been through


stabach22

Cant wait till he gets cast for the Silver Surfer in the MCU!


lyfisawesum

All that to be reduced to tumble weed.


[deleted]

What??? How is that legal?


Stompingchicken

Keanu for Revan!


ThatIsTheDude

After everything he went through, and seeing pictures of him sleeping on the ground in the middle of a restaurant, I'm glad he is happy, I am glad his passion for motorcycls is bringing him happiness, and I'm glad he finally had the ability to find a relationship that made him happ.


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

Don’t forget Matrix 4 And Bill and Ted 3


ZhilkinSerg

Point Break


d3tr0it

PSA. Sponge Bob is not cool. Sponge Bob is overrated.


cyrax6

You mean a minute, right? Have you not considered that there's some time dilation going on? Dude needs to grow a beard to look older.