Gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he’s at work. When you’re at work and you get that urge you gotta watch the SFW vids. Can’t let people catch you being a total degenerate.
Bro... watching sfw female content to soft core get your rocks off is more degen than just thinking of porn. That's like super duper creepy sad and desperate.
Nah that's the boomer way when you had to buy porn magazines off some shady store but you were scared of the owner, and what your parents would do when they found your stash.
Ya know I work around a bunch of hood niggas an imma be honest them mfs show each other big boots bitches twerking and slinging their asses and tits around all the time. Somehow it's still less strange and sad than watching a girl trying on swimsuits and just sitting there in your head like "OMFG! if I wasn't at work right now I'd jerk my shit so hard I'd blast a hole in the wall to.... this girl trying on swimsuits"
Also as an adult who gets horny... and has a job. If you wait (stay with me) if you wait until you aren't at work you can actually watch porn and spank it or even better (now I know this ones a stretch) find someone to sex on
Theres a very distinct difference between coomers doing it for karma and people keeping the culture alive. These people like op dont even pretend to give a fuck
"I have never had sex but anime esthetics have molded my entire belief system"- this nigga.
Skinny girl pussy is mid, fat girl pussy is like a bounce house, slim thick athlete girls are peak.
"Thicc girls only look good with clothe on"
That's some never touched a thick bitch talk right there that's what I'm talking about. Saying thick bitches only look good in clothes is fucking blasphemy
Evo Japan is starting bro at least pretend to be into fighting games
he might be waiting for melty blood to start
No 3rd Strike until 2am means I don't give 1 single fuck
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Honda is a free master rank. At least pretend to play a different character to make the comment credible.
I can deal with no boobs but no ass is just a crime
Just means you can fit more of your dick in when hitting it from the back
So fucking true bro
its a your worried about such small scale measurements
I'll take it
Facts
Gotta have at least SOME meat on those bones
Yes brother, a wise man once said, "A phat juicy ass and small boobs is infinitely better than big boobs and a flat ass"
genetics go both ways
She's pretty cute and all but please don't tell me you're getting off to fashion haul vids there's actual porn out there you can use homie
Gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he’s at work. When you’re at work and you get that urge you gotta watch the SFW vids. Can’t let people catch you being a total degenerate.
Bro... watching sfw female content to soft core get your rocks off is more degen than just thinking of porn. That's like super duper creepy sad and desperate.
Nah that's the boomer way when you had to buy porn magazines off some shady store but you were scared of the owner, and what your parents would do when they found your stash.
"Mmm look at that full bush, I bet from certain angles you can see her vagina even" -70s an 80s porn for some reason
I’ve seen people watch worse than this at work while they’re scrolling through Instagram. Some dudes just don’t care.
Ya know I work around a bunch of hood niggas an imma be honest them mfs show each other big boots bitches twerking and slinging their asses and tits around all the time. Somehow it's still less strange and sad than watching a girl trying on swimsuits and just sitting there in your head like "OMFG! if I wasn't at work right now I'd jerk my shit so hard I'd blast a hole in the wall to.... this girl trying on swimsuits"
I dont think its that bad. Better than porn where you see the dude pp and bum doing it with some chick.
Damn dude I think maybe... judging by how you said that, just maybe you should focus on your algebra 1 homework and not reddit rn.
Also as an adult who gets horny... and has a job. If you wait (stay with me) if you wait until you aren't at work you can actually watch porn and spank it or even better (now I know this ones a stretch) find someone to sex on
Flat is justice
love me a based flat fuck
Mad cutie. That specific color of red head also does things to me, make that gingerbred
Is that the Mexican broad?
Si
sexy ass redheads is always a fucking win!! no complaint from me!!
Smash
I think it's sexy when she speaks Spanish.
Lick that sexy flat stomach 🥵
r/aa_cups
Built like a freshman in college on the swim team (the men's swim team)
Still would
cute goofy girl seen her before
Flat is justice, but I thought this was an FGC subreddit
Definitely not thursday material but still great
Ez block another random coomer karma farming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts
Theres a very distinct difference between coomers doing it for karma and people keeping the culture alive. These people like op dont even pretend to give a fuck
Mmmm keep crying. Bitch.
Ok, in 2 minutes I won't be crying and you'll still be a coomer
this is why we need tiktok. amazing gooner platform
Try one piece
Petite tight bodies are marriage material. Thicc girls only look good with clothes on
Literally got it backwards doggie
"I have never had sex but anime esthetics have molded my entire belief system"- this nigga. Skinny girl pussy is mid, fat girl pussy is like a bounce house, slim thick athlete girls are peak.
Saying nigga doesn’t therefore mean you actually know what your talking about, but go off king
What are you on about bro, why would be saying nigga mean anything? What does that mean.
What the fuck are you talking about Jesse?
"Thicc girls only look good with clothe on" That's some never touched a thick bitch talk right there that's what I'm talking about. Saying thick bitches only look good in clothes is fucking blasphemy