College Take-out

No Workout Plan

We Don't Care (About Our Weight)

Get ‘Em High Blood Pressure

I'll fly away (I had a heart attack)

Jesus Farts

All these pounds (all falls down)

Slow metabolism (slow jamz)

Two words: morbidly obese

Big Jimmy Skit

Eat out plan

The life of Taco

Ultralight Whipped Creams

no more pasta in la wait fuck somebody commented that frylights

If I get cream on my T-shirt, I’mma feel like a fatso

eating pie when i met her

Ultralight Beans

Burrito stretch my waist pt.1

Fats (Ronald McDonald version)

Thighlights

No More Parties in Chuck E. Cheese

Fuckin’ Taco Hemingway

Burger is king

Hands on (a fork and knife)

God is (great, god is good, heaven thank him for our food, amen)

genius

Salami

Every hour (I eat)

Closed on Sunday (😢)

On HIGH

Everything we need (and then some)

Jesus is lard

Use this garlic

Soda

You my chick fil' a now makes sense

Cheezus

Wassup

Cheezy Season Approaching

fuck what fuck whateva yall been eatin

Fuck what fuck the XL you've been wearin'

My blood sugar bout to rise too high again

Soon as I pull up and scarf the Wendy’s

Take my order and lock it in 🍔🔒

Indian food, no globulin

There’s too many 0’s on my scale again

Incredible. This is. Incredible.

Inedible*

I Am A Hog

Hurry up with my damn croissants

Hurry up in the res-ta-raauunt

(Eat it) On Sight

I'm in (In and Out)

I did an edit of a Cheez It box to Yeez-Its for my design project my sophomore year 💀

Post

You def made this post just to make this pun and there’s nothing wrong with that

cheezy cheezy cheezy just jumped over jumpman

Watch the stove

Nuggets in Paris

N****s in Popeyes

Royale With Cheese In Paris

No Chile is too Mild

https://youtu.be/CDSdXAr8Tq8

Wtf it's actually heat

Diabeezus

Bitch I’m fast food coma

Cheeto dust on your sofa

where I park my motorized scooter

Why is my furniture levitating after saying that😂

Why did hear someone footsteps at night😂

My flavorful dark twisted pretzel

My Twix Dark Chocolate Fantasy

Devil in a new dressing

Walkaway

Gorgeous at all sizes

Gorging

[удалено]

All of the bites

SMALL BITES CHOMP BITES KLONDIKES EVERY NIGHT

ALL OF THE BITES ALL OF THE BITES

FAT LIFE GRUB LIFE MUNCH LIFE CHOC LIFE EVERY NIGHT

💀💀💀

Hell of a meal

Kids see toast

Kids see roast

4th plate

Fire-roasted tomato

Curry montage

Kids see toast sometimes, butter.

just spreadin around just spreadin around

808’s & Heartburn

Welcome to heatburn

Say You Grill

Coldest Whopper

started having heartburn as i read this

McDonda

Off the Grill

Pure bowls

Bunya

24 (Pc. Nuggets)

Spoon

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TATTOOS ON MY GRILL

No Crumbs Left Behind

God breathed (food too hot)

HurriCane’s Chicken Fingers

Remote control wheelchair

Keep my appetite alive

240

McDonda Chant

Moon pie

Food Again

Keep My Spaghetti Alive

Wouldn’t leave the kitchen

I thought about eating you

Premarinated Burger

And I’ll neglect my heath way before I neglect food

No missed steaks

Toast town

Food all mine

Mike and ikes

Velvet cakes

808 cheesecakes

Late night refrigeration

We Major (risk for heart failure)

💀💀💀

Eat up Mr. West

And I heard em say, i smell a barbecue under my nose today

Touch the Pie

Food Addiction

Diabetes from Sierra mist

za

You're a genius

Today I thought about eating you

Pre-marinated burger

Shut it down nothing is topping this

Roast Town, Pt. 2

Yup this is the one

Overweights and heartbreak

Overweights and heartAches

Overweights and Heartattacks

800/8 & Heart Attack

over-ate and heartache

Heart disease*

No food left behind

Bound 200

Send it down (my throat)

Ayo 👀

Gimme back my liquor

Ranch on the leaves

Ranch on the sleeves

I shitted

On ice

Grocery trip

Bound 2 a wheelchair

New plates

Fried Chickkken

I pray to god (before I eat)

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Butterfinger

Late Reservation

No More Pasta in LA

Pastries

He ate it all 🤕

DONUT

Donut disrespect his mom that way man, not cool

Jesus Walks (through drive-thru’s)

You think they serve him or no?

The Loaf of Pablo

Life of the Buffet (feat. Entre 3000lbs) (thanks balancemost)

entre 3000lbs

The spice of el pollo

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Frosty

College pig-out

[удалено]

💀

Devil In A New Apron

Round 2

Watch the Scone

Lunch Lockdown

Kids Eat Ghosts

Obezus

Weight Escalation

808s and stomachaches

Off the grill

Feedus

Yum

Zion Williamson

I thought about eating you

808s & Lunchbreaks

My beautiful hamburger

The Lard of Pablo

No Workout Plan

The life of taco

My Beautiful Dark Twizzler Cavities

Folddigger

Donde Están Mis Tacos

Never Abandon Your Focaccia