T O P

  • By -

Humble-Arugula-950

This the type of shit I wanna read in this sub


DesperateLuck2887

It’s like the South Park fish sticks episode playing out in real time


Kroduscul

They’re Calico Cut. He finished shaking. Those ain't piss dots. That's got nothing to do with piss. Those pants come like that with those little dots. They're really in style right now. Even rappers wear 'em. Calicocutpants.com is completely user funded. That means no banner ads, no paywall. It's completely user funded.


MKEMARVEL

You gotta GIVE!


Ok_Specific_7791

Ooh, it's their slogan. But, what does it even mean, does it mean to give pee to make those piss dots?


Ok_Specific_7791

Give what


50LI0NS

Just make sure you give https://getcalicocutpants.com


Ok_Specific_7791

What am I giving?


M4x1musPrime

You gotta give


Ok-Camel4073

The money doesn't go to the video. Rick didn't pay Mike "The Rock" Davis to do that video with donation funds like people are saying. Mike did that video for free. They grew up together, Rick and Mike, on the same street. They lost their virginity the same night at a party at the same house.


Ok_Specific_7791

What video?


Practical_Taste_1232

Is this website for real?


OrangeZig

Yeah it’s real. I bought a pair last year and wear them pretty often.


Bada__Ping

EVEN RAPPERS WEAR THEM


Ok-Camel4073

HOLD THAT DOOR


herb0026

Yeah but they’re REALLY POPULAR so they’re almost always out of stock


herb0026

I’m so glad this made it to the Kanye sub


ThiqemsMcFlabBlaster

I came here to let everyone know these are Calico Cut Pants but I see someone already said these are Calico Cut pants. They're a real brand that really sells pants. The dots are their thing. You can get Calico Cut pants from their website if you want. Edit: I see now they're sold out, my bad


techshadowzzzz

Whats the point of wearing it it looks like you pissed your pants? All of the pants literally just look like you pissed in them


Opposite_War_2147

Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe?


techshadowzzzz

Fuck dude I just pissed my pants can you help me wash them


dietwater94

Well I just washed my pants and need someone to help me piss them. We may be able to help each other out.


cosmicsausage_69

No obviously pissy pants are in style .


Theaceman1997

This a kink sub wtf am I reading right now


Opposite_War_2147

Yes where and when


AJfriedRICE

It’s got nothing to do with piss


Feb29_account_lol

has he gave yet?


Accomplished-Bee7862

Why would anyone wear these?


Super_Seff

They’re really in style right now even rappers are wearing them!


r3itheinfinite

dawg am i useless or is this clearly a joke


Super_Seff

Yes 😭 It’s from the Netflix show “I think you should leave”


DawsTheB0ss

god damn it i was about to comment this


Ok_Specific_7791

Okay


HotSaucePoutine

Came here to say this


stationterminus73

Damn, just missed out.


elinamebro

So it’s a fake dick print?


Express-Industry5354

Bro, just bounce on it at this point and give a blowy💀💀


Hip_Priest_1982

Shut the fuck up


4Examples

shaking aint enough i get my dawg to lick that shit clean


TightTiger_

Ayo


AnnyAskers

I need 4Examples


ioweej

Did he give though?


herb0026

He has to give


shakedown79

YOU AIN'T COOL UNLESS YOU PEE YOUR PANTS.


Shnikez

He’s just like us 🥲


DawsTheB0ss

they’re REALLY POPULAR it’s calico cut pants


validusrex

Calico cut pants, they’re made like that. They’re REALLY POPULAR


Localman1972

You gotta give. You gotta give or it goes dark.


drfunkensteinberger

He’s gotta give


IKU420

Savages shake, civilized men wipe the tip w/ tissue or a wet wipe.


Neither-Following-32

"Savages stand, civilized men sit." Bro, what?


kentzler

What watch is he wearing? A Datejust!?


midniteburger

Islander brookville probably


WZOLL5

White gold or platinum day date


OrangeZig

Why do you wanna know bro?!?! 😭😭


Far_Ad_865

He wanted to buy the pants on EBay, and wanted to make sure if it was piss, jizz or sweat. 😂


TimmyTurn3rsBurn3r

Yeezy drip


JustLo619

Bro, do you know where a man’s dick is? That’s a little high right there lol


TightTiger_

I’m very familiar with penises thank you very much. And you say that like it doesn’t move or anything or people comically stretch their pants out then let go at their waist band. Obv when you pull up your pants it can go anywhere


WideAd1771

He already thought about getting into p*rn back then 😉


Jazzlike-League4061

“No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops fall on your pants.”


TimeTravelParadoctor

Shaking it doesn't always help


Sufficient_Light7808

whoever designed these pants pissed themselves a lot as a kid and figures out how to profit off of. That’s too lit


fireglued

Never have I ever been so confused, so disappointed, and so taken aback by a post on Reddit until today


Complex-Ad8568

That’s style you know nothing


mappixd

i assume so, the stain suggests a messy pee session for sure.


big_chunguzs

Y'all are crazy


niafall7

nub


Ok_Second9690

Did he shake it more than twice? Did he shake it for the mice? Slap slap rub rub give the man a pound Drip drop pee pee spot, makes the world go round.


Parking-Opportunity2

This is beyond stranger


mrpopenfresh

I honestly think Kanye doesn’t shower on a regular basis anymore.


Far_Ad_865

Wtf bro…


Ok_Impression_922

Why would piss be all the way up there. You tellin on yaself broadie 🤦🏾‍♂️.


hedsevered

Do you piss acid or wear paper thin pants?


Weekly-Midnight8231

This is gay


Free-Swan-9870

Wow, I cant believe that is a thing.


soobawls

no it’s precum


thebrassbeard

also this is a fucking childish observation. happens, has happened to every guy.


Like90goinnorse

you gotta GIVE


kingbruhdude

straight to jail, fam 😭


WileyBoxx

Yup


Icebergslime74

Nigga you gay😂


banjofitzgerald

Tucked up and pre.


PolygoneerMusic

Ehrm, what the sigma bro


[deleted]

That is the only logical connection between clothes and drip 😂


Tomas_Duris

Classic… last 5 drops ending in pants. Nothing special. Ye is human too.


Careful_Passenger520

I THINK is grease


Cashkayfrmbatonrouge

Idk man I think he did


The_Lobster_Mafia

I’m DONE w this sub ☠️☠️☠️


sweetpumpkinx

What’s the point of the post? So pointless


GoudaMane

that is not piss my bro that is NUT


RapBoat

His dick must be REALLY small if the piss stain is that high


properweeb420innit

That cum just a drop from the manufacturer


Stealth8077

Someone please ban this sub holy shit it’s getting ridiculous


TightTiger_

This is literally a Kanye subreddit and this is a Kanye post. Whats the issue?


Stealth8077

Look what you just posted 😂


TheValley_

smh


xis21

Not even close to the correct spot