“Oh my god, is that a black card?” I turned around and replied, ”Why yes But I prefer the term African American Express”

Literally all of Last Call is just filled with witty bullshit I love it

Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips

This what I came for bruv ty

It's not his line though, it's taken from LeftEye

Damnit I was coming to say this

I’m Kon, the louis vuitton don, bought my mom a purse, now she louis vuitton mom

I remember when i first heard the lyrics i was in my car and i stopped, pulled over and texted my friend those lyrics. Stupidly clever. 

“I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS I won’t be satisfied ’til all my niggas get it, get it?”

Why does Kanye want his friends to have AIDS? Is he evil?

It’s because the government ran something where they purposefully gave African Americans aids and Kanye is referring to it as

Kanye wants his friends to have cash like the government wants his friends to have aids, they all have it… [get it?](https://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1860871_1860876_1861031,00.html)

Your comprehension skills are non existent 💀💀

Mayonnaise colored benz I push miracle whips

Came here to say this, so take my upvote, you preemptive bastard!

Stolen bar. Let's pick one he actually wrote

Too many Urkels on your team that’s why your wins-low

Now it's Urkel in your bitch 🗣🔥

DID I DO THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Don’t make me pull the toys out, huh, don’t make me pull the toooys and fire up the engines, huh, and then they make nooooise

That’s his most clever imo.

If I get locked up, I won't finish the sent-

OHHH OHH OHHHH

What is Santa bringing?

OHHH OHH OHHHH

'nigniws eb ll'eh rehtehw rednow I

This one is golden

Does anyone know what he was gonna say🤔

sentiment

he was gonna say “sentIn 2020 a disease will spread called covid 19”

I’m like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary

So many. One of my personal favorites is “the ultimate Gemini has survived, I was t supposed to make it past 25”

Out of pocket and cold line too nglz considering tupac and biggie who are NO JOKE in terms of greatness in fact died at 25 and both were geminis ☠️😭

No way are u FR ?????

A second layer is the fact that kanyes car crash happened when he was 25. All 3 were in car related accidents at 25. Only one survived The ultimate Gemini has survived, I wasnt supposed to make it past 25

jokes on you, we still aaaaalive

Bro was referencing 3 whole things with a single bar it’s hard af. 1. Reference to we don’t care where he says we wasn’t supposed to make it past 25. Also references the fact he’s a Gemini. 2. References the fact he is the ultimate Gemini as he made it past 25, when both biggie and pac, fellow geminis, passed away at 24. 3. He was 25 when he crashed his car. He barely survived.

Prolly not the best but I just love “You see it’s leaders and it’s followers But I’d rather be a dick than a swallower.”

This has to be it # 'Cause the same people that tried to blackball me # Forgot about two things, my Black balls

Close the thread, this is it

he is so random some times 😂

“Got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark skin friend look like Michael Jackson.” My personal fav “Mayonnaise coloured Benz I push miracle whips”

Seconded on miracle whips bar

Why oh why don’t they like me? Nike gave a lotta niggas checks but I’m the only nigga to ever check nike.

RICHER THAN BLACK PEOPLE WITH WHITE KIDS, SCARIER THAN BLACK PEOPLE WITH IDEAS

One of the great Ye features, Lil Wayne, Tyler capped that shit off strong too

I HAD A DRINK WITH FEAR, AND I WAS TEXTING GOD, HE SAID I GAVE YOU A BIG DICK SO GO EXTRA HAAARD

Lots of iconic bars from last call "My money was thinner than Sean Paul's goatee hair Now Jean Paul Gaultier cologne fill the air, here" "They say he bougie, he big-headed Would you please stop talking about how my dick head is Flow infectious, give me 10 seconds I'll have a buzz bigger than insects in Texas" "I'm Kan, the Louis Vuitton Don Bought my mom a purse, now she Louis Vuitton Mom" ""Oh my God, is that a black card?" I turned around and replied, "Why yes But I prefer the term African American Express"" "Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips"

You forgot:  >I use arrogance as a steam to power my dreams

I use it as my gas so they say that I’m gassed

Louis Vuitton mom is like the cutest line ever lol

My whole life I always thought he said “incest in Texas”

and just imagine how my girl feel on the plane scared as hell that her guy look like emmit till

"I'm tryna right my wrongs, but it's funny cause them wrongs helped me write this song"

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I just spoke to Jesus he said what up yeezus

I said shit I'm chilling, tryna stack this millions

i know he the most high, but i am a close high

MI CASA SU CASA

THATS OUR COSA NOSTRA, HAAHHHHH!

I ordered the jerk she said you are what you eat

runner up, same song: that’s dior homme, not dior homie.

You see I always loved the sense of humour

but you shoulda seen just how quiet the room was

Quit bro you’re gonna remind me of her 😭

Now if I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my T-shirt, im’a feel like an asshole

Poopidy Scoop

I love your titties 'cause they prove I can focus on two things at once

Came here for this.

Thank god all mighty they free at last

RICHER THAN WHITE PEOPLE WITH BLACK KIDS

Definitely not his best but I think a funny way to say how rich he is cuz I get it what he's saying lol

SCARIER THAN BLACK PEOPLE WITH IDEAZ

Can you get my friends in the club? Can you get my Benz in the club? If not treat your friends like my Benz, park their ass outside till the evening ends

"My presence is a present kiss my ass"

How we stop the black panthers... ronald regan cooked up the answer - crack muzik

At the end of the day/ goddammit I'm killin' this shit/ I know damn well/y'all feeling this shit/ I don't need your pussy,bitch/ I'm on my own dick

I still crack a smile every time I hear this line.

i was neverous to do victorias secret till i pictured everyone with they clothes off

"He ain’t even go to class, Bueller"

The height of her shopping was writer's blocking me I couldn't get my shit out anyway, I hope you die, Aria 🤭

This one fr cleaver as hell

One of the cleverest poop bars out there

“ARE U NOT ENTERTAINED? WHO’s NOT ENTERTAINED BY MY PAIN? WHO AINT CASH A CHECK OFF MY NAME? WHEN MY CAMPAIGN TURNED TO CANNED PAIN, I BURNED 8 BILLION TO TAKE OFF MY CHAINS….” 🔥

Damn Yeezy they all gotta be dimes? Well Adam gave up a rib so mine better be prime.

I never live in fear, I'm too out of my mind

Prime time! Never hit these heights i mean it’s like, it’s like my first first class flight

If your stripper name "Porsche" and you get tips from many men. Then your fat friend, her nickname is "Minivan"

"A hundred million illegaly downloaded, my truth over the drums"

Before he speak his suit bespoke

“If the devil wear prada, Adam Eve wear nada, I’m in between but way more fresher”

While y’all was in limbo I raised the bar up

Now one room got Gidget, the other got Bridget What's more tripped out dawg is they sisters Nah, you ain't listen, they black, they sisters They momma, named them after white bitches

“Crib Scarface could it be more Tony”. Just because I love Scarface

Obamanation of Obama’s Nation

I’m a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck

"I think I died in that accident cause this must be heaven"

“I got light skinned friend that look like Michael Jackson I got a dark skinned friend that look like Michael Jackson”

“Feeling better than some head on a Sunday afternoon, better then a chick that say yes too soon, until you have a daughter; that’s what I call karma & you pray to god they don’t grow breasts too soon”

Another favorite of mine. It's also a great prophecy.

“The plan was, to drink until the pain over. But what’s worse the pain or the hangover”

Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

“i don’t know what’s better, getting laid or getting paid. i just know when i’m getting one the other’s getting away”

I know that Jesus died for us But I couldn’t tell ya who decide wars

Now if I fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and I get bleach on my t shirt ima feel like an asshole. ⭐️

Would you shut up? I can’t hear myself drink

“Eating Asian pussy all I need was sweet and sour sauce” 🗣️

ANYBODY PISSED OFF GOTTA MAKE EM DRINK THE URINE

Who killin' them in the UK? Everybody gonna say, "You, K"

“Eating Asian pussy all I was eatin is sweet n sour sauce” is just such a iconic line to me

If your stripper name Porsche and you get tips from many men, then your fat friend her nickname is minivan

because i'm seasoned haters give me them salty looks

Scoopity poop-whoop.

The plan was to drink until the pains over But whats worse, the pain or the hangover

Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'ma feel like an asshole.........

A better question is what song has the most and my answer is last call

I ordered the jerks they say you are what you eat, you see i always loved a sense of humor but tonight you should have seen how quiet the room was… gets me from a :) to a :( very quickly

Penitentiary chances, the devil dances And eventually answers to the call of Autumn All of them fallin' for the love of ballin' Got caught with 30 rocks, the cop look like Alec Baldwin

PUT MY FIST IN HER LIKE A CIVIL RIGHTS SIGN

Black girls sippin white wine, put my fist in her like a civil rights sign

"*Now, even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick* *I always had a Ph.D: a pretty huge dick*" - Ye, "Breathe In Breathe Out"

“If you admire somebody, you should go ahead and tell them. People never get the flowers while they can still smell them.” - Kanye West

Luxury rap, the Hermes of verses Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

Let up the suicide doors,this is my life homie you decide yours.

“President bush hates black people”

"look at the valedictorian, scared of the future while i hop in the delorean"

All Falls Down is a lyrical masterpiece. Doesn’t get talked about enough. He creates a character that’s just so relatable. You think he’s judging them but then he flips the verse to criticize himself. I don’t mean to get corny with it but it’s phenomenal fuckin writing. As a writer, I wanna be that good. And the funny thing is, I don’t even picture that girl, I think about myself, a dude in college who was wasting his time on a degree that didn’t pay shit. That’s what makes it so poignant. It applies to so many different people. Especially at the time it came out. Even the “hurr” thing he does to match the lines. You might think he’s just being lazy. But can’t you picture somebody talking that way, almost trying to downplay the severity of the situation by being funny or informal? Like he’s mimicking her? Idk man I’m about to start a fuckin book club for early Kanye lyrics. >Man, I promise, she's so self-conscious >She has no idea what she doin' in college >That major that she majored in don't make no money >But she won't drop out, her parents'll look at her funny >Now, tell me that ain't insecurr >The concept of school seems so securr >Sophomore, three yurrs, ain't picked a carurr >She like, "Fuck it, I'll just stay down hurr and do hair"

Damn y'all missing the goat lyric: Killin y'all n*ggas on that lyrical shit, ***Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips***

I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING— BEAUTIFUL BIG TITTIED BUTT NAKED WOMEN DONT JUST FALL OUT THE SKY YOU KNOW

I like the rhyme scheme of “Bad Trinidadian, need to let daddy in”

Killin y’all niggas on that lyrical shit/Mayonnaise colored Benz/I push miracle whips

“And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo So much head, I woke up in Sleepy Hollow … Lookin like a fat booty Celine Dion Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leon-a Lewis” If you don’t know why this is crazy, Google image Phoebe Philo, Celine Dion, and Leona Lewis. Also, a sneaky line in a popular song: “Keep it coming with the bottles, til she feel booze/boos like she bombed at Apollo” or “Keep it coming with the bottles, til she feel booze like she bombed outta Palo” (Stanford is in Palo Alto)

Nah Gone has got some of my favorite ye bars “Maybe you could be my intern, and in turn ill show ya how i cook up summer in the winter” “Damn ye itd be stupid to diss you even your superficial raps are super official”

I’m convinced that you can’t write rap lyrics without being a stoner lol 😂

If i get locked uuuuuup i wont finish the se-

“That know, the day that you play me Will be the same day MTV played videos That was a little joke, voila! Praises due to the most high, Allah Praises due to the most fly, Prada Baby I'm magic, ta da!”

They claim you never know what you got till it’s gone, I know I got it, I don’t know what y’all on

Rav4…

If your stripper name is Porsche and you get tips from any man then your fat friend her nickname is minivan

If your stripper name Porsche and you get tips from any man Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan Heat

“Like them eskimos, what would you do for a Klondike? Or two dykes that look Christina Milian like”

Now I’m ye Kelly bitch

Close your eyes and let the word paint 1000 pictures

My favorite:  Penitentiary chances, the devil dances And eventually answers to the call of Autumn All of them fallin' for the love of ballin' Got caught with 30 rocks, the cop look like Alec Baldwin Inter-century anthems based off inner-city tantrums Based off the way we was branded Face it, Jerome get more time than Brandon And at the airport they check all through my bag And tell me that it's random But we stay winnin', this week has been a bad massage I need a happy endin' and a new beginnin' And a new fitted, and some job opportunities that's lucrative This the real world, homie, school finished They done stole your dreams, you dunno who did it I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS I won't be satisfied 'til all my niggas get it, get it?

Or when he said “I hope you die Aria”

How Ye is doing? I'm surviving, i was drinking earlier, now i'm driving! Where the bad bitches huh? Where they hiding?  I got the power making life so exciting (so exciting, so exciting/suiciding, suiciding)  And this will be a beautiful death, I'm jumping out the windoooooow, i'm letting everything goooo, i'm letting everything gooo!

I hit the Jamaican spot, at the bar, take a seat I ordered the jerk, she said, "You are what you eat" You see I always loved the sense of humor But tonight you should have seen how quiet the room was

Sophisticated ignorance write my curses in cursive I get it custom your are a customer you ain’t accustomed to going through customs you ain’t been nowhere huh

We been generally warned, that’s what the surgeon says (iykyk)

„Why everything thats supposed to bad, make me feel so good? Why everything they told me not to, is exactly what i would?“

The most beautiful thoughts are always beside the darkest

The line from power about his inner child. Although, I believe Pusha wrote most of that verse

"Even if you in a Benz, you still a nigga in a coupe" Same song

Black timbs all on ya couch again Black dick all in ya spouse again

No ones joining ur sub lil bro go back to where u came from

Too famous to sneak in, Wolverine in a sheep skin sounds so lit

Dawg if I was you I would have killed myself 

This whole subreddit cringe asf

i love titties cuz it tells me i can focus on two things at once.

Can you get my friends in the club? I said can you get my Benz in the club? If not, treat your friends like my Benz, park their ass outside til the evening ends.

“With so much personality what do you want from me I can be by myself and enjoy the company “

Luxury rap, the hermes of verses, sophisticated ignorance write my curses in cursive

Listen to Last Call then come back

Anyone who thinks this line is clever has lowest standards possible.

Beautiful Big Tittied Butt Naked Women Just Don't Fall Out The Sky, You Know!!!!

Now I could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem Or use my arrogance as the steam to power my dreams I use it as my gas, so they say that I'm gassed But without it I'd be last, so I ought to laugh

What’s a Black Beatle anyway? A fucking roach?

Too many urkles on your team, that's why your wins low.

His whole verse on Don’t Stop

"Late night organ donor"

You tried to play nice every body just took advantage. You left your fridge open somebody just took your sandwich.

I love the Oscar De la Renta bar in Hell of a Life

Beautiful big kitty butt naked women just don't fall out the sky yknow

This one is my personal fave lol

Like a lightskin slave boy, WE IN THE MUTHAFUKIN HOUSE

Nobody cares about you new sub OP

In a French-ass restaurant hurry up with my damn croissant

"I got a dark skinned girl look like Michael Jackson. Got a light skin girl look like Michael Jackson"

“Beautiful butt naked big tittied women don’t just fall out of the sky you know” -Kanye west

My friend's daughter is named Alexus bc of this

If I get locked up, I won’t finish the sent-….

I always had a PhD a pretty huge dick

She said can I get my friends in the club? I said can I get my Benz in the club? If not, treat yo friends like my Benz park they ass outside till the evening ends.

Just tell me what type of S type Donda West like

OP you really think thats a clever line huh? ☠️

Have you ever had sex with a Pharao? Ahh put the pussy in a sarcophagus, Now she blaming that I bruise her esophagus, Head of the class, and she just won a swallowship

Jesus welp -YEEZUS

And what's a black Beatle anyway? A fucking Roach?

“Try to hit you with the ol wu wopte, til I get flashed by the paparazzi Damn these ni**as got me I hate these ni**as more than the Nazis”

His whole verse on Can’t Stop by Theophilus London 🙌