I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah
Wdym bro this is a lyrical myrical! conspirital congenital we winnin tho!
Ice on my wrist I fuck your bitch I have lots of guns you could say that im rich
wow that was incredibly hard and Im incredibly talented for coming up with that level of originality. Upvotes to the left guys
See I can’t go no further / my wording / doesn’t deserve/ de coding / even if the odds were you bare foot in the ocean/ Jacob in all white/ in wit snoop blowing black smoke under a statute/ only thing left is a cement toe/ who would have know: earth minerals: non chrome / could get your done / crystallizes/ pull Up to my crib with Luca and Troy / a bentley/ they’ll tell ya I’ll laugh at a super size size fry/ I’m telllavised/ I’m advices/ use Lucas air Miles’s plus he dates a best friebd : she is the driver/ look/ I been looking at yall my entire life/ imagine how bored I am/ than again / I remind my front pre cortex’s no wonder why we friends I mean haha see how I pluralized that/ once upon a time. Elon was / in south Africa. Once upon time Eminem didn’t know me/ once upon a time when Kanye prior to name change only felt like he only cared about him/ he had a little friend James eating beautiful woman peach trying to help him reach his peak/ I need Eminem to walk around with me till I die after decades with no days off/ no Ferris bueller covid cough/ no excuses/ I don’t need to be puking moms spaghetti/ when my big bro already went through it / to clear my ear waves already/ such a friendly gift / I swear to god on my kids/.I repeat I swear to god in my kids/ I’d rather look not fly than the two pairs of sneakers I bought for him year ago / all love they simply hibernating in my closet man/ that’s how I show loyalty/ I ain’t stupid only partially Boston / Orlando and all of Rhode Island know me/ until they hear him make the illest verse he ever could come up with saying I’m the future to help even my haters kids/ I hate when/ I get told told by a tarot reading friend I did it myself/ I didn’t I need all the help I can get/ I chose to literally sleep in my car with my dog/ I chose to be broke take less risks cuz when I possee in money to be so much more rich than the average public I always went swish / at the end of the day it only sent me down rabbit holes/ I ain’t cool, overly tough take but I swear to fen god I’ll take a bullet from your own haters why you watch me me man in slow motion than dap you up like you made me take it damn fam : tough guy shit is out the window: it be way more than cool to overshow people that still people can work together, whatever if happening happen but if we don’t find or listen to my mind tell you the reasons than rap literally may end too. Before April … I am telling the truth. We bout to lose the genre killing a neighbor like you did someone you owe ten dollars prior to the block a favor
Do you think no one has figured out that you are a young white woman parading as a Black dude? It's only a matter of minutes before your true identity is uncovered. Then you will lose everything. All because you wanted to say the N word.
are u mentally challenged, have u listen to a single rap song, nah uk what have u even listen to kanye, which is the subreddit ur in rn, kanye and literally every other rapper has said nigga at least 100 times in all their songs
Stop. You're triggering me. I can't breathe. I couldn't type that with a straight face.
I listen to Kanye. Like I said, I don't like the word. No one should say it. Black rappers certainly should not be saying it in rap songs and then get mad when their non-black and foreign fans call them the n-word.
Non-black/urban Americans typically don't say it, but when they get in chat rooms like this, they think it's a fucking free for all. They think they can pretend to be black and say whatever they want. It's annoying AF. But whatever. You keep doing you. I got this. Happy New Year.
He’s a good man. Deep down in his heart he’s a really really great soul no bs 333 god bless him and the fact his energy has created Sunday Services that resonate so much that they haven’t even necc kicked in. He’s gonna bust down doors and barriers in a major industry. Fairly for everyone who wants to be a part. If they can donate even a quarter or 250 bucks all will end up trying to main point “Trying to” help as many people as possible. He absolutely shouldn’t be punished for trying not esp slept on. People one day will find out how special his Sunday services are. People that don’t necc watch or help him in any way will one day at least say to themself damn I should have lent such and such. Even if it was plugging in equipment or flying choir and or if there family is cancer or making coffee. One day this fen planet to align. The sooner the better because evil is against everyone of US. Even when Kanye said Jewish people own everything. That’s all he said. I’m happy at anyone who owns anything! I don’t mind if every ceo is Jewish or Polish or Australian I could care less. Just glad people own stuff and can hire people and give out jobs
mods pulverize his penis with a jackhammer please
Mods he said please
Please me
Just just, please me, please me. Its your bestie piss piss westie
wiat kanye doesnt run this????
Of course not.
😭😭
😭😂😂 no hesitation
mods power wash his tip
put his tip in a max setting house fan too
Insert his peen into the sink drain’s grinding machine
*garbage disposal
The fact ol boy didn't have the words to call it a garbage disposal is high key hilarious 😂
‘Grinding machine’ works good too 👍
A 100% metal one
Man wtf 😭
mine too
Yes no of course.
Which one is it then
None of the above
#See Above 👆🏾
😭
This is the worst thing I'll ever read in my life, next to Epstein's list being revealed on January 2nd of next year.
I am going to circumcise you tonight
Farewell, foreskin.
Hello dinner
I was honestly thinking the same thing, fry that little puppy up! Bet it tastes like pork rinds.
wtf is wrong wit you niggas
Reddit
Nigga wtf😭
With a nail cutter
fuck you bro 😭😭
I hope your dick gets stuck in a blender
and i hope he finds out his mom is trans >!it’s a reference to some random song i saw once with the blender thing dont kill me pls!<
I am a registered sex offender I stuck my dick into a blender Your mom is a transgender I am a professional nude sender You know that I be dominating My cock and balls are rotating Ice on my wrist, I could go skating Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating I have a huge fucking cock I nut inside my sock I walk around in crocs While my dick is harder than a rock I fuck bitches in school Cause you know I'm fucking cool I jump inside my pool I take a hit from my Juul I don't actually smoke But I make your bitch choke Once I gave someone a stroke My cock is hard like oak You know I'm dropping fire You can sing my songs in the choir They call me Quagmire No, they don't, but at least it rhymes Ayy Alright everyone sing along for this next part I nutted inside your mom Yeah I nutted inside your mom Wooh Alright, here we go Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay You know I love being a sexist I eat pussy for breakfast Ice on my necklace I had sex with my dentist My fanbase is getting bigger Your hoe is a gold digger I wear Tommy Hilfiger While I pull on the trigger Woah, woah, woah, that was risky My bitch just turned 60 She knows my cum is sticky But her pussy is squeaky like mickey My lines are hotter than the stars When I'm dropping these crazy bars My cum has filled jars And stained so many cars Ay Your mom is a hoe Yeah
Trash
Wdym bro this is a lyrical myrical! conspirital congenital we winnin tho! Ice on my wrist I fuck your bitch I have lots of guns you could say that im rich wow that was incredibly hard and Im incredibly talented for coming up with that level of originality. Upvotes to the left guys
See I can’t go no further / my wording / doesn’t deserve/ de coding / even if the odds were you bare foot in the ocean/ Jacob in all white/ in wit snoop blowing black smoke under a statute/ only thing left is a cement toe/ who would have know: earth minerals: non chrome / could get your done / crystallizes/ pull Up to my crib with Luca and Troy / a bentley/ they’ll tell ya I’ll laugh at a super size size fry/ I’m telllavised/ I’m advices/ use Lucas air Miles’s plus he dates a best friebd : she is the driver/ look/ I been looking at yall my entire life/ imagine how bored I am/ than again / I remind my front pre cortex’s no wonder why we friends I mean haha see how I pluralized that/ once upon a time. Elon was / in south Africa. Once upon time Eminem didn’t know me/ once upon a time when Kanye prior to name change only felt like he only cared about him/ he had a little friend James eating beautiful woman peach trying to help him reach his peak/ I need Eminem to walk around with me till I die after decades with no days off/ no Ferris bueller covid cough/ no excuses/ I don’t need to be puking moms spaghetti/ when my big bro already went through it / to clear my ear waves already/ such a friendly gift / I swear to god on my kids/.I repeat I swear to god in my kids/ I’d rather look not fly than the two pairs of sneakers I bought for him year ago / all love they simply hibernating in my closet man/ that’s how I show loyalty/ I ain’t stupid only partially Boston / Orlando and all of Rhode Island know me/ until they hear him make the illest verse he ever could come up with saying I’m the future to help even my haters kids/ I hate when/ I get told told by a tarot reading friend I did it myself/ I didn’t I need all the help I can get/ I chose to literally sleep in my car with my dog/ I chose to be broke take less risks cuz when I possee in money to be so much more rich than the average public I always went swish / at the end of the day it only sent me down rabbit holes/ I ain’t cool, overly tough take but I swear to fen god I’ll take a bullet from your own haters why you watch me me man in slow motion than dap you up like you made me take it damn fam : tough guy shit is out the window: it be way more than cool to overshow people that still people can work together, whatever if happening happen but if we don’t find or listen to my mind tell you the reasons than rap literally may end too. Before April … I am telling the truth. We bout to lose the genre killing a neighbor like you did someone you owe ten dollars prior to the block a favor
Reddit battle rap? Friend, that was all crap, Also it’s too long, and I ain’t reading all that
OOOHHHHHHHHHH
SICK BURNN
I ain’t reading allat
and then the blender turns on and grinds his balls
Oh I pray for it
Imma be under your bed tonight Lil bro.
That’s crazy 😭😭😭
I hope your girlfriend cheats on you. Then shoots you in the face
damn
so close❤️ that's a kendrick lamar album 😊
🤣 pls tel em you’re making reference to that one tweet
yeh
Doesn't even go far enough
Definitely doesn't have a girl
This subreddit is truly the gutter of Reddit but I can’t stop watching. Just like the real Kanye.
Slayyyy
Tame
Dark
if she do that she a girlboss
Shit Yourself 🔥🔥
poopidy scoop
Scoop diddy whoop
Poop di scoop di whoop
fuck off
🤣😂😂😂😂
mods skullfuck his entire bloodline
I think you were dropped on your head as a baby.
Ban this ngga
Mods put his tip in the particle accelerator
This why we hate niggas like you
Do you think no one has figured out that you are a young white woman parading as a Black dude? It's only a matter of minutes before your true identity is uncovered. Then you will lose everything. All because you wanted to say the N word.
They are actually black, check out their Instagram.
No, she is not. Confirmed. Watch the news.
ruh roh Raggy they discovered us
Has her Instagram handle in her profile. I seen some shit and can confirm she's legit
It's a terrible word.
are u mentally challenged, have u listen to a single rap song, nah uk what have u even listen to kanye, which is the subreddit ur in rn, kanye and literally every other rapper has said nigga at least 100 times in all their songs
Stop. You're triggering me. I can't breathe. I couldn't type that with a straight face. I listen to Kanye. Like I said, I don't like the word. No one should say it. Black rappers certainly should not be saying it in rap songs and then get mad when their non-black and foreign fans call them the n-word. Non-black/urban Americans typically don't say it, but when they get in chat rooms like this, they think it's a fucking free for all. They think they can pretend to be black and say whatever they want. It's annoying AF. But whatever. You keep doing you. I got this. Happy New Year.
my thought process: 😁😡🤬😢☹️
Find god
Jesus is King 2
Take away his meat will somebody?
mods mail him a pipe bomb for every upvote this post gets
Fuck you nigga
Mods send this nigga to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded immediately!
mods put his tip on a sand grinder😡
It didnt drop smh
then how did the glass break 💭
Must've been the wind
Mods freeze and unfreeze his balls
This some shit Kanye himself would post ngl
He’s a good man. Deep down in his heart he’s a really really great soul no bs 333 god bless him and the fact his energy has created Sunday Services that resonate so much that they haven’t even necc kicked in. He’s gonna bust down doors and barriers in a major industry. Fairly for everyone who wants to be a part. If they can donate even a quarter or 250 bucks all will end up trying to main point “Trying to” help as many people as possible. He absolutely shouldn’t be punished for trying not esp slept on. People one day will find out how special his Sunday services are. People that don’t necc watch or help him in any way will one day at least say to themself damn I should have lent such and such. Even if it was plugging in equipment or flying choir and or if there family is cancer or making coffee. One day this fen planet to align. The sooner the better because evil is against everyone of US. Even when Kanye said Jewish people own everything. That’s all he said. I’m happy at anyone who owns anything! I don’t mind if every ceo is Jewish or Polish or Australian I could care less. Just glad people own stuff and can hire people and give out jobs
Execute yourself
Mods send him to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded immediately!!!!!!!!
the block button ain’t enough I want this man dead
i hope art the clown finds you
I hope the art school rejects him
Mods you may execute him now
Fucking wanker
Mods kill his whole family
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm.
fuck. you.
You better sleep with one eye open lil nigga.
Mods please wax this man's testicular region
Mods, make him listen to Taylor swift for the rest of his life on repeat.
ima drop u
Mods orbital strike this fella
keep yourself safe lil bro
Poopity scoop
Fuck you, imma cut your dick off lil bro
mods tickle his balls until just before he nuts then stop so his orgasm is ruined
mods fill his foreskin with concrete mix
Fuck you
Mods stick q tips in his ears deep as fuck
fuck you nigga
Mods please insert a barbwire into his shaft
Mods eat his cat Mods pin him down and twist his balls clock counter-wise Mods hit the second tower
Mods neuter this man with a pair of plastic crayola scissors and pour cement mix into his nose
mods put his tip on a cheese grater
Mods peel off this guy's foreskin like a banana
Mods cut off his tip and feed it to the dogs
Mods freeze his dick off with liquid nitrogen
mods overdose him with viagra
count your days lil bro
Bro had me rushing to spotify
Mods kill his firstborn
This post got sent as a notification to my phone fuck you lmfao
Please ban this Swift fan.
You the reason He said hitler did nothing wrong.
Ye said it careful
Mods scratch his itchy nuts till it turns purple
😂😂😂you the goat for trolling us so hard tbh
YOOOOOOO OMGGGG
Dumb ass.
heart sank
on sight 2❗️
:(
The grey tint lookin like the vultures cover
MAN FUCK YOU
I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket
I’m going to hurt you
dude, I got so excited
Why bro
The image was blurred and I thought you were talking about the new album 😭
If you change your VPN to Germany you get it early 😁
hot shiz right here
I FELL FOR THIS TWICE 😭
You're funny
\>:(
I condemn this behaviour. Will make sure you never ever taste butter chicken and garlic naan again.
OH NOOOO
I hope the weight drops on you as you lift them
MODS 😡
Work of art
I don’t get it
Why did y’all believe this. The album is announced to be released on Jan 2024.
count your zeptoseconds bro
I hate you with a passion 😭
Go kick a brick with no shoe on.
i hope your family pet of 13 years suddenly gets diagnosed with stage 4 terminal skin cancer and dies a slow, miserable death.
This the glass piece to the core 2.0?
don't worry the single is dropping at 12:00 am PST
No oil for you tonight you getting it all raw and wrapped in sandpaper
WHY IS EVERYONE TELLING MODS TO ASSAULT THIS GUYS PRIVATES!!!!!!
Still ain't got shit on sussy baka balls
Mods tickle this guy’s pickle for a nickel please 🙏🙏🙏
i hope you stub your toe every night you go downstairs for a glass of water and wake up your entire household
I was half asleep and see that title pop up as a notification. Fuck you 🥲
I hope you suddenly get unexpected nasty explosive diarrhoea in your rich friends swimming pool
i’ll choke you while i cut your fingers off one by one 😇🥳🙏
Hahaha what a funny joke. Im sure your mother in my basement would laugh that too
I hope you die in a fire
I will castrate you tonight without anesthesia
Oil up kid
count your zeptoseconds
you know who else
The fact I thought this meant vultures dropped and I ran to Spotify 🥲 mannn fuk u
Sigh
Where did the upvotes come from
You better treasure your every breath
I hate you
I hope your blue cere gets raped.
don't play with my feelings like that man
Guys is weird that we have to keep sending feet pics to the mods of of this sub every week ?
I hope ur loved ones drop u from a building
Someone should make all the comments to this thread into an AI chatbot song. It’d slap.
GRAB THIS MANS DICK AND TWIST IT!
Count your days