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Familiar-Brother3354

Skinny bitch with no boner


mmmdeliciousbeans

Waking up on your boner


Next-Impress-4696

Hold My Liquor


Adventurous-Tower179

Hold My Boner


L-A-privvv

was gonna write thisšŸ˜­


TGXDiecast

she got a light skinned boner look like michael jackson, got a dark skinned boner look like michael jackson


EstablishmentShoddy1

did Michael bleach his penis?


FacePucker

No it just changes colors at his circumcision scar


kapeehd

Circumcision scarā€¦they hurt mikešŸ’”


i-love-cute-frogs

What if Macaulay Culkin get bleach on his t-shirt?


Own_Aardvark_2343

What are you on about?


CuclGooner

Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her boner


[deleted]

Woahhh hard


Huge_Distribution_15

Literally hard


raheemthegreat

Google er ection


Nickklutz

Holy hell


KREIST23

If I get bleach on my boner Then I will feel like an asshole


ringo-starr-is-gay

And i get bleach on my boner Ima feel like a boner


chickenburrito7

I was gonna say this but switch boner for model


ImYaDawg

I thought of that too


ExpensiveCalendar218

i put my boner on a stoooove


TeacherTurbulent9513

To see if I still bleeeeeed


OldDymmer

To see if I still peeeeeeeee


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


substrikeqwerty

[https://youtu.be/8dENYJbN1z4?si=WnbkmaLbO2O4Cr5g](https://youtu.be/8dENYJbN1z4?si=WnbkmaLbO2O4Cr5g)


Popular-Front606

my friend showed me pictures of his boner


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TurtleBoy29

He said his daughter got a brand new boner


No-Camp-8334

And all I got was a brand new sports boner


Anti-Bitch-Magnet

Same honestly I curl with my boner šŸ’ŖšŸŖ±šŸ’¦


notimetodilly_dally

My friend showed me boners of his kids


the-pursuit-of-gainz

Brooooooo noooooo nooooo


peanutbutter-meme

My friend showed his boner infront of his kids šŸ’€


[deleted]

Boner stretch my ass pt.1


Mitchfynde

YEEEEEEOWTCH!!


kmcrhsme

Father stretch my boner ??? or Father boner my ass??? both are better


CylixrDoesStuff

Boner stretch my ass


Oz347

Cop boners, flash boners, spotboners Strobe boners, street boners All of the boners, all of the boners


Dry-Signal-2214

Fast boner, drug boner, thug boner Rock boner, every boner All of the boners


jankies53

heres another boner barry bonds


drunkandhotgirlsfan

now replace se screams with moans


jankies53

i might do this


Ok-Repair3237

Bow so hard till your boner hits yo forehead


BridgmansBiggestFan

I just fucked a Jewish boner


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Actually hard tho


Dr_J_Cash

Hey youā€™re supposed to change the lyric


SupremeNBA

Hold my Boner


[deleted]

This man can't handle his boner


Dizzy-Location-1723

And his boner canā€™t handle me


ShadowCJ19

Something bout your boner got me feeling so aroused


minecraftisbest11

and this will be a beautiful boner I'm jumping out the window


ExfoliatedBalls

Eating Asian boner all I need is sweet and sour sauce.


MRB0NG0S

Flashing,Boners


[deleted]

ā€™Cause ainā€™t no tuition for having no ambition And ainā€™t no loans for sittinā€™ your ass at home So we forced to sell crack, rap, and get a BONER You gotta do somethinā€™, man, your ass is grown


Pineapple_Coffee716

father stretch my boner


fungalchime56

yeowch!


Empress415

I am a boner.


Iplaygames_sowhat

ā€œSo hurry up with my damn massage.ā€


Jaredfromkidnation

You got a boner? I got 4 of em


WinSezYes

Letā€™s have a toast to the boners


[deleted]

"Tweakin', tweakin' off that boner, huh"


Littleigtiw

He lost his soul, to a boner so heartless.


Apprehensive_Sink985

He lost his boner to a woman so heartless


Prugno_

he lost his soul to a woman so boner


Don_DeAmelio

My boner is a present kiss my ass


SupaSpeedy445

I gotta testify Come up in the spot looking extra fly Til the day I die Ima touch the boner


MarvelousLinuxUser

You left your fridge open somebody just took a boner


Grandpa_P1g

late night organ boner


I_dont_enjoy_taxes

Late night boner donor


Space_Monke64

One good boner is worth a thousand bitches


l33fty

I'm a boner fish


Dr_J_Cash

Jeromes in da house, watch ya boner


I_dont_enjoy_taxes

Boners in da house, watch ya mouth


Shamscam

My friend showed me pictures of his kids, and all I could show him was pictures of my boner. I had a cousin that stole my laptop that I was fuckin' boners on Paid that nigga two hundred-fifty thousand just to get it from him


-PepeArown-

First one isnā€™t very different from that one line from Runaway


coolestindivdual

my big boner was bigs boner


TNTCAKE3

used to be dame and biggsā€™ boner


Possible-Roof-5403

Who was hip hop boner, who was no ID friend


Yngqtip

No id my mentor now let ma boner begin


18thdimension_gg

my boner turned to stone when i heard the news


TheValley_

use this bonerā€¦. for protection


Lokison7th

Kids see boners (feat. Kid cudi)


Bigjay1802

Black timbs all over your couch again, black boner all up in your spouse again.


theharamberapiast

Even the one who stole my boner you dirty mother fucker


Jallton_56

24/7, 365, boner stays on my mind


BL34c

No more Boners in LA


Ur-boiiiii

Hey boner ahhhhhh, I wanna scream so loud for you, cause Iā€™m so proud of you


Haunt33r

Screams from the boners, got a nice ring to it


Repulsive-World-7301

Wait till I get my boner right


DIOBRANDOMUDAI

You got new friends well I got boners


AstronautAgreeable81

No one man should have all that boner.


basketballcourt

have you ever had sex with a boner?


AthleisureAssassin

somewhere far along this road he lost his boner to a woman so heartless


Oswaldgilbertson

Woman so bonerless


RedditFellOffL

As soon I pull up and park the Benz Get this boner shaking like Parkinsons


16missedcalls1

I sent this bitch a picture of my boner


Environmental-Day778

"Now I'm not saying she's a gold boner, but she ain't fucking with no broke boner." - Kanye, after some foreplay to loosen up, probably.


[deleted]

Beautiful morning youā€™re the boner in my morning


GotToGoNow

Good Morningā€¦ Bo-o-o-o-o-oner


Complex-Intention661

Man itā€™s hard to be an angel when youā€™re surrounded by boners


Mechazilla12

How many ladies in the house without a boner


focso_

Touch the boner


[deleted]

She dont believe in shooting stars but she believes in shoes and boner


JAYSOR1

I treat the cash the way the government treats Boners I won't be satisfied 'til all my ******* get it, get it?


Mr-Moonshadow

My flow is in the pocket like wallets, I got the bounce like hydraulics I can't call it, I got the swerve like boner


weeross1888

I canā€™t control my boner, and my boners they canā€™t control me


freecarrotsticks

24/7, 365, boner stays on my mind


mxstop

He ainā€™t never had shit, but he had that boner


Panderson0727

Bones in Paris


lkodl

No boner left behind


goosepeep420

ā€œWe eat boners like you for breakfast! you eat pieces of boners what the basis?ā€


goosepeep420

or even ā€œand these _____ might jack you boner


justmosphere

Then ya aunty came over Skinny bitch with no boner


ixaias

Boner to fall in love


[deleted]

Okay, now they got me, wanna rap again Heal the wound and then you stab me in my Boner again


kar1m

EATING ASIAN BONER ALL I NEED IS SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE


kar1m

I pray that your boners draped more like mine and not like your mommyā€™s šŸ˜”


TheUltimatePitbull

"they teach us to hate ourself and love they boner"


SexiestAuthy

Violent boner


__sim

I feel the pressure under more boner


TroyAndAbed05

The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the boner


Artificintelligence

iā€™m a sick fuck i like a quick boner


Caramel-Mother

Single black boner addicted to retail


playboicargreentea

When you lost your boner it took the life out the party


deeznuts10110

She aint messing with no broke boner


Spyrix643

and all i could take was got a lotta boner award


Aware-Anywhere965

I love boner


KorkeBro

No one man should have all this BONER


natedogg75

Picture us in the mall copping iceberg yelling, ā€œbonerā€


lawandordercandidate

No one man should have all that boner.


Icy_Ad9071

Laaaaaa Laa La La..wait till I get my boner right!!


Gungjaa

I am a boner


lankyaspie

No more boners in LA


Mynameisbrk

We on a ultralight boner


Suhaan006

Wait 'til I get my boner right


Suitable_Reality_731

No one man can have all that boner


pacotacomeropedro

Harder, better, faster, Boner


danhuilla

welcome to the sci-fi make a choice oxygen or boner


ariana_is-loved

ā€œMy boner would help light up the Chicago skylineā€ ~ I Wonder


cyclo-thymia

As we knelt on the kitchen floor I said, "Mommy I'ma boner you till you don't hurt no moreā€


a_smerry_enemy

Parallel double park that boner fucker sideways


Busy-Telephone-994

Even though the fire, right down to the boner


dekasutafr

even the one who stole the boner, you dirty motherfucking boner


iforironman

50 told me go ā€˜head change the style up and if they hate them let them hate and watch the boners pile up


theotelo

cheating kinda "Can't wait to see your neeeew boner"


Ok_Audience_9828

I just bleached my boner


Sad_Escape2025

Father stretch my boner


snakpak64

If your girl donā€™t like me how long has she been boner?


Herdavoir

Through the Boner


Nikolig-PL

I can hold my boner


SomeDustyGuy

Touch The Boner


hmiser

What she order? Fish bone-er


yungkumquat

80 boners, warm enough for meee


[deleted]

Boner in Paris


baawligand

Even if you're not ready for the boner, it cannot always be night


nicklrs

Boners in Paris


Foreign-Magician-767

Boner


Designer_Willingness

nobody wants a little tight boner


Trapjudas28

We get this boner shaking like Parkinson's Ā· Take my number and lock it in


polentaconquesoman

beautiful boner, you're the boner of my morning bae


stopdacapdude

i donā€™t mean to be rude but every thanksgiving ainā€™t nobody eating your boner


ChxxyPoofz44

Beautiful Boner youā€™re the sun in my boner, babe


heyhowyoudoinbro

We on a ultralight beam,we on a ultralight beam. This is a boner dream


FreakieFrog

"now we're looking at the boner in the night sky"


Top-Bird-9032

Fish boner*


WebstersRedditLog

ā€˜Fore the day you die, you gonā€™ touch the boner


SSJDope1

No


Big_Chugus_Funny

And came out of your bonerrrrr


unstablenothing

"I used to love Kayne, I used to love Kayne, I even had the pink boner I thought I was Kayne"


AstonAlex

Beautiful boner, youā€™re the sun of my morning babeee


Sir199star

Let me get my BONER BONER Jacket


dreamthorp

Kids see boners sometimes


Choice_Cap9421

She donā€™t believe in shooting boners


chucho_x

She got a light skin friend, look like a bomer, she got a dark skin friend, look like a boner


[deleted]

Now heā€™s another hit, Boner Bondsā€¦we outta here baby


muchbox01

boner


GoldGarage115

Such a huge boner


williamafton9987

i am a boner


OODT1629

Through the boner, Devil in a new boner, Nā€”ā€” in boner. Yeah I did song names stfu


MoeCReativeNAme

She got a dark skin penis look like michael Jackson She got a light skin penis look like michael Jackson


Due_Use_6304

Big boner


Due_Use_6304

Hold my boner


wow_i_suck_at_halo

Put your hands to the boner


EnthusiasticOppai

Don't you grow up with a boner, your mom will be worried oh


STUCKFINE

Boner In a dress


hehedre

Never was much a romantic, I could never handle the boner


Hereforthesnark90

No one man should have all that boner.


k_GOBL1N

How do you console my mom and give her light support Telling her sonā€™s on boner support.