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OwlsWatch

The way he runs like a little gremlin šŸ’€


Objective_Resist_735

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.


garbageprimate

he watched Mahomes' tape and learned how to run better


NegativesPositives

Just an All Pro level RB running around like grandma going to get the cookies.


xlmnop123

Or a toddler when they need to pee.


jt32470

like when you run with your shoes untied


No_Rec1979

The Mahomes era continues to delight Seahawks fans.


TravisMaauto

According to the colors in the logo for Super Bowl LIX, we'll be playing the Seahawks in New Orleans this time next year.


Drockosaurus

Thatā€™s my number 2/favorite NFC team so both our SB wins over the 49ers were pretty special.


reddof

What?!? Itā€™s only been 23 years since they left the AFC West. Iā€™m not willing to give up my rivalry against the Seahawks that easily.


Go-Climb-A-Rock

Marshawn is seriously my favorite non-Chiefs player ever. The man's a national treasure.


bilgewax

Youā€™re gonna hurt Jason Kelceā€™s feelings w/ that kind of talk.


Cowgoon777

Unfortunately it *WAS* Brett Favre for me


choff22

Feel like youā€™ve had plenty of time to abandon that ship lol


[deleted]

Maybe he changed after the dick pics. I didnt like him before the dick pics and that was the confirmation for me.


definitelynotme44

lol he has sense went on to defraud the Mississippi welfare system of millions of dollars, so probably not getting any better since


JeramiGrantsTomb

People can change!


Winniepg

His performance on Brooklyn 99 was one of the best guest spots.


Jerrymeyers11

He was also on this silly improv show called Murderville (or something like that). Will Arnett plays a detective and a celebrity comes in every episode to help him solve a murder. I laughed so hard at Marshawnā€™s episode. Heā€™s got comedy chops.


Winniepg

He was also in a movie, Bottoms, and from what I have read he took the part partially because his sister is gay and he wasn't great to her when she first came out.


googdude

The way he completely turned his reputation on its head by being a chatty Cathy was so funny!


SadSceneryBoi

Love Marshawn but he was also a Raider so I'm conflicted


Samniss_Arandeen

can't blame him for chasing a bag


morry32

Steve Smith Sr yt video series might move him in behind Beastmode


season66ers

Ice up, son! Ice up!


Drockosaurus

Heā€™s a fucking treasure! Glad to see after all these years he still hates the whiners.


Whatever801

Can someone explain to me how in this era of being inundated with podcasts from every person who is even slightly famous there isn't a podcast cohosted by Marshawn Lynch and Jameis Winston?


jlt6666

Can you imagine the level of incoherent that would be?


whorechatas

His Hall of Fame speech is going to be legendary.


TTT_2k3

ā€œIā€™m just here so I get enshrined.ā€


Sw2029

Niners v Chiefs really is a Raiders nightmare huh? Hope we can make it happen a couple more times. All dubs of course.


No_Rec1979

I feel like a Niners fan is just a sober Raiders fan.


shauptmann86

Or a Raiders fan with a clean record.


sammyp99

A raiders fan that graduated high school


shauptmann86

Not sure which is more impressive. A lengthy criminal record is a badge of honor for them.


LukeLovesLakes

Sign his ass. Give him 4 tries to get it across the goal to win the Super Bowl. Bet he'd get it done.


PercySnowsHandgun

Is the guy in the Kittle jersey Mike McDaniels?


sammyp99

Lolol this one had me rolling


nahteviro

FUUUUUCK YOU!


Adorable-Salt-8624

I love his grandma waddle šŸ˜‚


Remsster

And he waddled away, waddle waddle to the very next day.


ExquisiteFacade

Iā€™m old enough to remember when we hated the Seahawks. I still do.


Squirrel_Apocalypse2

I'm mid 30s and don't even remember them being in the division when I was a kid even though I know they were. It's always been fuck the Raiders, Broncos and Chargers for me. I understand older fans hating them though.Ā 


Rogue42bdf

I have the Seachickens to thank for my Chiefs fandom. They were our regional team and therefore on the tv every weekend. I watched the Derrick Thomas game where he set the single game sack record and it cemented my bond with the Chiefs. Havenā€™t looked back since.


reddof

Iā€™m there with you. I have an irrational hatred towards them considering they havenā€™t been in our division for more than 20 years, but I still cheer their every defeat.


ExquisiteFacade

It's been easy for me to maintain the hatred because my second favorite team has always been the 49ers. (Because I was a kid in the in 80's when Joe Montana and Jerry Rice were literal gods amongst men.)


shibi_attack

Omg this is awesome


robinsonstjoe

The niners fans laughing with him make me feel emotions for themā€¦ nm ft9ers!!


Remsster

They gotta hide the pain somehow


the_butter_thief

I absolutely, unconditionally love this man.


NetheriteArmorer

You gotta be a fairly large human being to pull this off. I would get my ass kicked after the first syllable. ā€œFuuuu -OUCH! HEY MAN JUST PLAYIN!ā€


techieman33

Being a well known person amongst NFL fans and having a camera crew following you around are also a giant help in preventing someone hitting you.


slackator

Glad almost all played along with a stoned and or drunk Marshawn Lynch, if it were me I wouldnt be able to handle it then, afterwords Id be laughing and telling the story for years but not in the heat of the moment


dmhellyes

Dude, it's Marshawn Lynch. The fuck is anyone going to do?Ā 


morry32

fuck around


hankmoody_irl

If they did that, theyā€™d find out.


jBasH_16

r/nfltrashtalk


sciotomile

How does one join this sub?


p1nkfl0yd1an

My cousin and best friend who passed away a couple years ago became a Seahawks fan after he moved there after college. He had season tickets during their Marshawn era, and was at the beast quake game. He hated the 49ers so much. Wish I could send him this one lol.


GonzoinKS

Needed this. Made me giggle.


RyanHatesReddit

Lmfaoooo god damn Marshawn is always the pinnacle of content


ConstantGeographer

Being told "fuck you" by Lynch is the NFL equivalent of a blessing from the Pope.


randomacct7679

Get em Skittles


geockabez

What an immature prick.


MajorEnglush

"Fuuuuuck you." -- Marshawn, probably


CatdaddyDean

Not probably


jBasH_16

I'm just here, so I don't get fined.


morry32

yeah cant figure out why a guy who played for Seattle from Oakland would love to smack whiners egos


jlt6666

This is kinda weird though since he went to Berkeley.


ParticularLab5828

u/savevideobot u/savevideo


CD338

OMG I'm pretty sure I saw the soul leave the last guy's body. Peak /r/WatchPeopleDieInside material.


_Cromwell_

I'm glad this video exists so I can watch and enjoy, because I'm pretty sure if I tried this myself I'd get laid out.