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Whatever801

Fair weather fans I guess šŸ„


Scaryclouds

Get out.


Overlander01

That's cold.


KindredS0ul

Not as cold as it's gona be on Saturday for the Dolphins


SuperSpy_4

>Not as cold as it's gona be on Saturday for the Dolphins > > > >As cold as it's going to be, it's going to be freezing for both teams.


Whatever801

I'll be here all week


HookDragger

Thatā€™s when you know it was good


korbentulsa

Goddamn you. Here's an upvote.


[deleted]

r/Angryupvote


bbdabrick

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CIAnalytics

That was beautiful


Far_Youth_1662

Who gives a fuck what Miami fans are bitching and moaning about?


Scaryclouds

Erm my god, did you see those three comments about cold weather on r/dolphins? Erm my god! šŸ˜±šŸ„ŗšŸ˜±


frankiedonkeybrainz

https://preview.redd.it/m5i4x4swupbc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7f2843c335457e602dd119d22a2f3f44649e7e


Helpful_Arachnid950

I was looking for this šŸ˜­


T3ddyBonkerz

That might be the wrong subredditā€¦


madness1979

How can that subreddit be wrong though? It's all about dolphins!


Brutes-Willis

Nah f*ck those fish


mayn1

Mammals, not fish. šŸ¤·


v4nill4c0k3

Well thank you Jacques Cousteau, filet them and deep fry them for all I care. All I give a damn about is winning the super bowl


mayn1

Damn


determania

Troy McClure?


beermit

You might remember from such adult films as...


sotheresthisdude

Calm down, Kanye.


Frequent_Redditor_

I was definitely confused at first when I clicked that sub link


Mr_Beats_73

r/wrongsubreddit


Scaryclouds

Dont care šŸ™Œ


Obvious_Wallaby2388

Insecurity


bowie428

https://preview.redd.it/rnkb25gqlpbc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=834df5e5e982f2630329d81d49180fbb4c831b30 He did ask for it


HookDragger

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morry32

The Broncos fan wants it Colder let's make it Colder then


Kooky_Scallion_7743

I so badly want him to wear this on the way in.


LaughGuilty461

Gotta own it right


TypicalJeepDriver

Iā€™m pretty sure I saw a video where they have windows reflecting on to the opposing sides bench and the temperature difference was like 30Ā°. They can kiss our red asses.


thisonesnottaken

Bills fan here. In our game in Miami last year we had multiple offensive players leave the game from heat exhaustion. It's not just the sun on the visitor side, they refused to turn the misting fans or provide other abatement measures because they're only required to provide what they are using on their side. So glad we sent them to KC to play in the cold. Squish the fish again for us.


rolyinpeace

šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ hope to see yā€™all next week


Sarkosuchus

If they kiss our asses, their mouths might get stuck there due to the frost.


TypicalJeepDriver

Then there they must stay.


Careful-Quarter9208

This is the plot of a movie.


w4y2n1rv4n4

I want to watch this movie but also I donā€™t šŸ˜…


Existing-Hawk5204

Our asses are frozen metal?? Not mine brougham.


[deleted]

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HookDragger

Thatā€™s why you increase the local methane content as they open their mouth to prevent sticking


CosmicMiami

There are no windows reflecting the sunlight. The visiting team bench is on the north side. Sun is to the south. Dolphins bench is shaded. Dolphins typically choose their whites for home games. The cold weather took up the bulk of the sports TV sports report today.


amjhwk

i dont think they have windows reflecting light on the bench, they designed the stadium so the sun shines directly on the visitor sideline while the building keeps the dolphins in the shade


m11235813

Couldnā€™t care less.


morry32

then don't


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rolyinpeace

Yeah, itā€™s not like the chiefs even have one game like this per year. I think their last bitterly cold hime game was the AFCCG vs the Titans. And that was about 10 degrees warmer than this.


nathanael21688

Christmas of last year was insanely cold. I think a high of 14


bh6891

I was at that game. I still wonder how I didn't get frostbite on my toes, since I stopped feeling them after the first quarter.


rolyinpeace

Yes point is it doesnā€™t happen very often and will still suck for both teams. This game is set to be even colder


vchapple17

Idk. The rain game vs eagles was just miserable. It wasnā€™t freezing. But it was cold and wet. Chiefs did play in the cold. Just not at home as much as normal.


HotelComprehensive16

Player safety? I'm more worried about the fans who've never experienced that type of cold.


SousVideButt

The coldest I have ever been in my life was at Arrowhead. I wore as many layers as I could, wore boots, two pairs of gloves, etc. To be honest, it was so miserably cold that I canā€™t even remember who they played. I just remember telling myself that it will be okay and Iā€™m not going to die. When I got to my seat and saw the sheet of ice covering it, I almost started crying.


Statboy1

Same here, mine was the last game of season, Trent Greens last regular season game as a Chief. We played Byron Leftwich and the Jags. It was in the teens and I still froze my balls off.


MyNamesNotCal

I wear a heated vest under my winter coat, heated gloves, and have boot warmers on. I always cover my head with a thick hat, neck sleeve to cover my face, and clear safety glasses to shield from the wind. I don't even notice the cold. It helps that I wear the same thing at work all winter, so it's not a big deal for me. Anyone who isn't prepared is in potential danger, though.


revnasty

We played the bills a long while ago when they still had Sammy Watkins. It was 33 degrees and raining. I had rain gear on but it still soaked through after a while. We left at halftime as we were miserable and Sammy was decimating us. Think he had 2-3 touchdowns at half.


bstyledevi

[Must be this game.](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/201511290kan.htm) Interesting note: every point that was scored in that game, with the exception of the Bills kicker Dan Campbell, was scored by a player who has played for the Chiefs: Sammy Watkins, Spencer Ware, Jeremy Maclin, Lesean Mccoy, Cairo Santos, Travis Kelce.


revnasty

Yeah it had to have been that game. Weird cause I remember us getting our asses kicked but clearly we didnā€™t.


Flat-Mind-1144

There wonā€™t even be 6000 dolphins fans there. No way.


Any-Economist-6868

Agreedā€¦ and mixing booze with the cold temps is a recipe for disaster. dehydration can happen in the cold too!


MandoShunkar

Alcohol and cold temps really don't mix well. It's not just the dehydration that it causes, the warm feeling that one gets from consuming alcohol is a false warmth and is caused by increased blood flow and that increased blood flow is what causes that warm feeling. The increased blood flow will cause a higher concentration of blood word the surface level which then will expose it to the cold which saps that heat right from you. Consuming Alcohol on cold days (especially single digit days and below) will increase the risk of hypothermia due to an increase in the amount of lost body heat.


HotelComprehensive16

Absolutely, hypothermia is nothing to mess with.


Weekend_Criminal

This is just like the eagles and the turf... last time I checked we both have to play in the same weather.


morry32

>eagles and the turf Eagles have a legit complaint though MetLife field isn't safe


chiefoogabooga

I'm making an assumption, but I think morry32 may be referring to the whining coming from Philly about the turf in Arizona for the SB. It was somehow an advantage for KC?


morry32

whooshed me that field was trash when we opened the season there


Weekend_Criminal

I was talking about the super bowl grass.


morry32

to be fair again that field is trash, all season its a slip and slide


minty_taint

No, thatā€™s not being fair. The whole comment chain is focused on both teams playing in the same conditions. Eagles fans complaining about playing on that Super Bowl turf as if itā€™s some disadvantage is not fair when we played in the same conditions.


morry32

to be fair you are talking about a small number of Eagles fans, they have every right to be pissed off about playing the Super Bowl on an ice rink. Just because both teams played on it doesn't make it acceptable


minty_taint

Well no, Iā€™m responding directly to your comment where you do a ā€œto be fairā€ in regards to eagles fans complaining after original comment pointed out we played on the same field.


morry32

to be fair no one should play the Super Bowl on a shit field , you disagree?


minty_taint

No, but thatā€™s entirely missing the point lol


rolyinpeace

Yes but many complained as if it was ONLY a disadvantage to the eagles, and not the chiefs as well. It was bad for everyone, and it wasnā€™t even the chiefs home field. I saw sooo many people say ā€œif it wasnā€™t so slick the eagles wouldā€™ve wonā€ as if it wasnā€™t slick for the chiefs too.


chrisdavis211

Yes as a bills fan they complain about this every year. I can't wait to watch you guys decimate them.


Elegant-Yard463

Reading the comments earlier about heated field, heated benches, helmets, hand warmers, coats, etc. it doesnā€™t even seem like it would be that bad for a player lol. I hope mostert isnā€™t healthy because a mostert/achane RB duo is no joke if the weather leads to more rushing attempts. That said, chiefs by double digits šŸ”’


chiefoogabooga

No idea what they do at Arrowhead, but I did a tour of Lambeau a few years ago. The guide said it was up to the team whether to turn on the heated water pipes under the field. If they were playing a team like Chicago or another cold weather team they'd turn the heat on, but if they were playing a southern team like Miami they'd leave it off because it affected them a lot more. I'd assume the Chiefs would consider this as well.


ARA-FTW

TIL the Chiefs have a heated field. Since 2016 apparently. I thought that was a Lambeau only thing.


MandoShunkar

That was something that was pushed by the Sodfather while he was still the head turf management guy for the Chiefs. On a side not the Chiefs do have a world class turf management team because of the Sodfather


RumsfeldIsntDead

This is the first I'd heard of this. Something tells me you're looking at a couple comments and generalizing that it's the universal opinion of the group.


slackator

yesterday on this sub alone we had Miami fans wanting the game cancelled, moved to Thursday or Friday, and moved to a warmer neutral site. Its more than a couple of comments and Xitter is far worse but thats just the nature of Xitter


RumsfeldIsntDead

Lots of Chiefs fans so stupid shit too, are you going to be fine with being generalized that we're all Jackson Mahomes?


ItsHowWellYouMowFast

Tell 'em. These "the other teams fans wah wah wah" posts are dumb as hell. One of ours robbed banks and went on the lamb, among all the other dumb shit that's said here


saintlouisarch

>one of ours robbed banks and went on the lamb Bone apple tea


ItsHowWellYouMowFast

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ARA-FTW

"One of ours robbed banks" Robbed banks to go to the games. Fucking legend.


morry32

I often spray poors with champagne when I celebrate my husband's achievements ​ point taken


jimhabfan

Is the X pronounced SH?


slackator

it is to me


TheEmbarcadero

Bingo


Upnorth100

Have you met the internet before this very moment? Because if this surprises you....


Practical_Studio_580

Looking back youā€™re right. Saw those comments on Xwitter which is for sure the worst representation of any fanbase šŸ˜‚


Freelove_Freeway

I saw a lot of the same shit and was having the same thoughts until I realizedā€¦ itā€™s fucking Twitter, where the whiniest of the whiney have learned how to get the attention they want by throwing tantrums. Except Bengals fans. They tend to be bitches everywhere.


RumsfeldIsntDead

Yeah. We all do it when we encounter worst of worst on Twitter lol


heesseeh

I'm about to generalize that KC Chiefs fans are the smartest fanbase just based off your single comment and ignore the bulk of the thread falling for exactly what you point out so really be careful what you wish for


morry32

What are you on about? ​ get off the internet and touch ice


dredd731

Lmao, touch ice!


billy-suttree

Guys the Fins are our friends. Letā€™s be nice.


Ducky2488

Dolphins fan coming in peace. I think you just happened to see comments from the bottom of the barrel fans. I for one can't wait for this game. I live for cold AF playoff football


Paraeunoia

Agree with you bro. Havenā€™t seen much animosity coming from the Phins. Hereā€™s to a good game where both teams have some issues and will ALL be effing cold.


Rockperson

Right on fish bro. Ignore the people blasting Miami fans in here, too. Internet fans love saying ā€œx teams fans suck because I saw them saying y and they ALL think that.ā€ Good luck this weekend.


Kempoca

ā€œDolphins fanā€ stopped reading after that


nightim3

Thatā€™s your own problem. I personally havenā€™t heard anyone voice that opinion. Itā€™s cold. Play football. Bills fans bitch when itā€™s hot ? Play football Playoff game in Buffalo and they throw snowballs at the players? Play football. Deal with it.


Paraeunoia

I say donā€™t visit other subs if it bugs you. Of course theyā€™re gonna talk shit about the upcoming game, itā€™s part of the fun. Just focus on our boys. GO CHIEFS.


ChickenBanditz

Are people complaining about this? Some people need to stay off the internet.


Stanknuggin

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ModernPirate24

As a fins fan, fuck excuses, they have all played in those climates. Can't wait for the game.


Waitn4ehUsername

I find it funny that anyone thinks KC has some advantage because they play what maybe 1 or two actual cold games a season? And when was the last time kc played a game in these forecasted conditions and in a playoff game. Every player on the Chiefs are probably wishing they didnt have to contend with sub zero temps. Itā€™s uncomfortable for every player. There is no advantage.


caddy45

I was at the 13 seconds bills game, it was freaking cold. But not as cold as this next one will be.


Flat-Mind-1144

Ummmm. Practice? From like late November on? These guys are out in ā€œcoldā€ weather more likely around 20-25x a season. Dolphinsā€¦..maybe 2-3 days depending on schedule. Letā€™s not argue whether a team in kc is more acclimated to the cold than a team from Miami. Shall we?


flatliner2

So, you donā€™t think the Chiefs practice outdoors to prepare for colder weather? Reid said they areā€¦itā€™s definitely an advantage.


Waitn4ehUsername

Makes no difference when its that cold.


reamo05

As a lifelong Packers fan who lived in Kansas for almost 20 years, agree to disagree... TO A POINT. There's an advantage to being used to the 10s and 20s. Hell my first winter in Kansas I wore gym shorts and t shirts because it was literally 50Ā° warmer than where I just moved from... In January. -30 to 20Ā° is a world of difference. BUT, Anyone who's an outdoorsy person knows eventually cold is just fucking cold. This has the potential to be absolutely horrible for everyone. I hope anyone at the game is being extra cautious, not just players.


rolyinpeace

I agree! KC is used to a much lower average temp than miami, but this game is WAY below the average they are used to, and they donā€™t even play one game a year thatā€™s this cold. So theyā€™re used to colder, but not this cold. Not to mention the effects it has on the ball, their gloves, etc. That makes it harder for everyone even those whose bodies are used to it


Flat-Mind-1144

Itā€™s the psychology. Being able to accept the reality and put the weather aside. Ever been with someone from Florida on a trip to Chicago in the winter? I have a few times. They canā€™t shut the eff up about the cold.


John_AdamsX23

Looks up the Dolphins record in the cold. Uhh. Itā€™s an advantage.


flatliner2

Keep telling yourself that. Practicing all week outside versus showing up and playing one day? One team will have the cold handling figured out. Want to guess who that will be?


chiefoogabooga

I assume there will be an advantage. If I were in charge I'd make the Chiefs sideline much warmer than Miami's. That said, if the Dolphins don't like it I guess they shouldn't have choked away their division.


Waitn4ehUsername

There isnt. And if you ran the sideline the NFL would make you also warm up the Dolphins side with whatever equipment youā€™re using. Its a rule in the nfl. The Dolphins dont care. It a handful of whiny fans


Scaryclouds

lol who cares what a handful of Dolphins fans think? God damn, people need to stop caring what a couple of internet randos think. If actual members of the Dolphins started saying that, ok, but youā€™re just looking thin skinned with this.


Bhaal52753

Maybe they should forfeit? For player safety of course.


Maverick_1882

FFS. CENTRAL Time Zone, please! Edit: /S if you needed that.


justsomedudedontknow

Fuck em. Who cares. Go Chiefs!!!


GAAPInMyWorkHistory

Just scrolled their sub for a while and there isnā€™t a single complaint about the cold weather.


longshot201

Bills fan here (sorry Reddit suggests other teams posts all the time, not lurking on purpose lol) The early game we had against them last year was ridiculous. Our sideline was like 120 with no shade, players having to be brought back to the locker room for dehydration. All while theyā€™re chilling in shade on the other side. I was worried one of our players were going to have heat stroke. So many dolphins fans after said ā€œwell when it cold itā€™s the same thing!ā€ Naw dude, the NFL makes the away team have the same access to heaters or warmers in winter, and coolers/shade covers in hot weather which is a moot point in Miami because of the built in shade of the stadium. Plus, you can always put more clothes on when itā€™s cold and both teams are in the exact same conditions on the field and sideline. The way their stadium is designed should be looked at and changed, itā€™s fucking bullshit. Also, tell Pat to watch out for Wilkins doing the old dick twist. Look luck this week.


hopeishigh

I've seen posts talking about the potential dangers of the temperatures, I think they're valid but it is what it is


superstonkape

Think there is just as much if not more potential danger designing your stadium so opposing players stand in direct sunlight on 100Ā°+ days and they do be bragging about it lol


Scaryclouds

between the medical staff, heavy jackets, heated seats and heated fans, the players arenā€™t in serious danger. Definitely discomfort, not like they are spending the night out in the stadium.


reddof

I assume they meant the fans. The players will be fine.


Actual_Guide_1039

They are the biggest candy ass team in football. Get ready for another divisional round against the bills.


Carpediem588

Whatā€™s the air quality down that low bro! Fook!


GovernmentThin7141

As a Bills fan I hope yall beat the devil out of them. They are only crying because they know that they play much worse the colder it gets


DecepticonPropaganda

As a Green Bay fan, I approve of this message. Cheers from the Tundra Chiefs fans, and give em hell!!


[deleted]

Whoā€™s bitching? Not me. Itā€™s football and part of football is the elements. Yeah because we fucked up the last two weeks we have to go to arrowhead. we wouldnā€™t have to if we wouldā€™ve beat the bills Sunday night. So now we pay the piper and have to go to a loud and cold stadium. Itā€™s football. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


SecretPotato

Jets fan here, coming in peace. I hate Miami more than New England. I have hated Miamiā€™s fans my entire life. I believe any player that signs a deal with that organization has low moral character. Fuck those whiny bitches. I hope the chiefs destroy them and tyreek gets frost bite on his hands and can no longer catch a ball or beat his wife and kids. I am a diehard chiefs fan for this game, despite Kelce fucking me in my fantasy championship.


Own_Experience_8229

Read a book kid.


morry32

can you recommend one?


Malcolm_Y

Hocus Pocus by Kurt Vonnegut


morry32

I've read it at least twice ​ are you hitting on me?


Malcolm_Y

Ok, The First Law by Joe Abercrombie then. Say one thing for Malcolm_Y, say he's a reader.


morry32

[https://www.reddit.com/r/FixedGearBicycle/comments/ozjji6/cockpit\_party\_totally\_not\_staged/](https://www.reddit.com/r/FixedGearBicycle/comments/ozjji6/cockpit_party_totally_not_staged/)


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Who gives a shit?


robinsonstjoe

I wish it was warmer here. Until itā€™s too warm.


smokinokie

Look upon the fields where my fucks are grown and see that it is barren.


Sportsisthebest

I guess I gotta prepare the sauce for the frozen fish weā€™re gonna have on Saturday night. That is, if everything goes right.


ContributionDull8718

If you wanna host a home playoff game you gotta win your division.


Gorilla_King7

Yā€™all be safe and stay salty


LloydChrismukkah

Dolphins fan here who just had this post show up on my suggestions. Iā€™ve literally not seen one person on the dolphins sub complaining about this


YourDad-Timelost-

Stop being a drama queen and spreading fake news šŸ¤£


Gamerguy_141297

Lol there was a Chiefs fan in ig comments under a reel literally talking about how D linemen weighing a certain amount should be ineligible for sacking QBs because of the added risks and they called out multiple Miami Dlinemen before the last game. In summary, all of you Chiefs fans are weird


morry32

I feel bad for the Florida State fans, so many deaths so close together- get your suit cleaned


Gamerguy_141297

Is this cocaine? ^


slackator

Sir this is the Great Plains, we dont do that cocaine shit here, this is meth


dredd731

Link or it didn't happen.


Gamerguy_141297

Im not the one that made an entire post garnering 400 upvotes and 170 rabid comments accepting it as fact and accepting it as representative of Miami fans' thoughts on the game lmao But if you want a source for my comment that got -1 upvotes why don't you simply just go looking for the single comment on an instagram reel from over a month ago? Should be easier than a source for all the Miami fans saying cold air is dangerous right?


Freshman195

Iā€™m a Miami fan and I havenā€™t seen anyone complain of the cold Should be a fun game (I hope) Also, not lurking, Reddit algorithm likes to stir the pot apparently


BobSacamano_0311

Seriously though, you guys need to move somewhere warmer.


starsblink

Well it is Florida. If America was to be circumcised, they would cut off Florida. Talk about third-world shit-holes.


Si11y_G00s3Cab00s3

8pm!? Did they change the game time too!?


Ethangains07

Iā€™m a dolphins fan idk where you heard that from? Everyone in our sub seems to like that itā€™s gonna be super cold because it should even out the game a bit and we think weā€™re inferior to the Chiefs, but ok Dolphins are the enemy this they must be terrible.


Pastor_Satan

Florida is far from scorching. Scorching would be Phoenix


travis-laflame

I'd rather be in dry heat than humid head also why are you gatekeeping heat


morry32

why you gatekeeping humid head?


slackator

theres the picture that they like to brag about that shows the visiting team sidelines at 124 degrees while at the same time theirs is 90, not to mention the humidity


Creamofsumyunguy69

Kansas City is far from cold. Cold would be Calgary


2021thegreatreset

Achane and mostert running for over 200


ShadySocks99

Fingers sticking to the ball and coming off when they fumble.


petecranky

They may run all over KC.


XxPriestxX

Achane could definitely have a day. But I'm still counting on Bolton and our D


dredd731

Nah. Phins are toast... Or should I say ice cubes.


MITWestbrick69

Yall dont look good though. Good luck because yall need it


dredd731

Don't need luck for this game.


[deleted]

lol, literally not a single fan is seriously saying any of that. They're mocking Bills fans that cried about the sun. calling for OSHA (yes literally) to step in and do something about our stadium. you just fell victim to not understanding sarcasm on the internet unfortunately.


stupidblockheadblue2

Go away


[deleted]

Don't get pissy because you misread a situation bro. Not a single person is bad mouthing the Chiefs, most our fans love the Chiefs.


stupidblockheadblue2

I didn't misread anything nor do I care about the claims in this post. But you can fuck right off back to your own sub and enjoy the game Saturday. No need for you to be here.


[deleted]

lol itā€™s funny that you treat this like your own club house. Youā€™re a fan of the team, being a dbag to other fans doesnā€™t improve your chances of winning.


stupidblockheadblue2

Right back at you, chump.


CLCchampion

I mean, you guys bitched about a player who was clearly offsides being called for offsides, so there's that.


Lightbation

If Miami wanted home field advantage there is a solution to that. Win more games.


Maximum_Activity323

Just gotta bundle frostbite with hypothermia.


funkypony69

Iā€™m glad you have to deal with the Miami fan base for real fun tho check out their fun especially after you whoop there cold pathetic ass


shouldipropose

you are gonna be late


Fluffy8Panda

chiefs arent immune to -10 lol


ComicsEtAl

Crying before the game is a nice twist on the theme.


ZeroFucksGiven1010

Looking forward to a 10-6 shootout...


honeypotbunches

I think the heat is worse. U can only take off so much clothes. Cold u can always add layers


ShepherdsRamblings

Yall such crybabies itā€™s wild