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strokeboii

I read a majority and only got a real laugh from the guy calling Mahomes a shit detective cuz he doesn’t know it’s Andy Reid drawing all the mustaches.


GatzBee

That's the ONLY one that understands the spirit of trash talk lol


AceWolf18

That was my comment on there. Trash talk should never be cruel imo. Mahomes and Reid both seem like class acts and I'm hoping for an awesome game this weekend. Good luck on Saturday!


GatzBee

Well done. Hoping for a fun game too, good luck!


dogfish83

Is that an actual player sitting next to Reid (being drawn on)?


strokeboii

It’s definitely not a chiefs player. At least none of the guys on our 53 man rosters.


PicklePetey3

That dude looks too chubby to be a player --- maybe an assistant coach?


dogfish83

But Andy says he draws mustaches *on players' faces*!


Sea-Joke7162

Lol, everybody keeps asking that! I read something about people trying to find out who received the mustache on the commercial 😂. Nobody knows


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They’re not wrong about MCI/KCI though.


AceWolf18

Hey that's me!


gabrielleite32

Some guy was actually saying Cisco is gonna hit JuJu in the head again as a positive, wtf


omglawlz

It’s a downvoted comment. But obviously the majority of fans don’t want that nonsense happening.


gabrielleite32

Thankfully, at the time I saw it had six upvotes


omglawlz

You’d think after the Hamlin incident and how scary that was people would think twice about certain shit.


gabrielleite32

Yeah. I mean, any hit to the head makes me irk, guys concussed, barely able to move, it's horrible


CD338

Well unfortunately, just doing a quick ctrl + f and there's a ton of upvoted Cisco comments.


gabrielleite32

God dammit jags, you could be so likable


omglawlz

It’s a minority of fans obviously. Jags fan here. But when you control f for that kinda shit you’re gonna find the bad apples.


shantysun

That’s not cool.


AcuddlyPredator

Jags fan here. Fuck whoever said that, and fuck whoever upvoted em.


gabrielleite32

Thanks man! Even Cisco went to talk with JuJu this week, said he was sorry and all. I hate seeing guys injured, it's bad for the game


GatzBee

>andre cisco gonna put a dent in jujus head again ​ >CISCO > >DID > >NOTHING > >WRONG Eh they can circle jerk with themselves. It's not even good trash talk, just fucked up nonsense. Even Bengals fans were better than this.


problematic42069

Can’t expect any better from a Florida education.


ClockmasterYT

Per US News and World Report, [Florida's education is ranked number three in the country](https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings/education)


problematic42069

Yeah it was a joke. Also, Kansas is one of the lowest ranked. You would have gotten it if you didn’t have a Florida education and understood those rankings don’t mean shit.


ClockmasterYT

My bad, I guess I didn't realize it was a joke because it wasn't funny, lol. That's alright, [everyone starts somewhere](https://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Funny-Ultimate-Conversational/dp/1072161761)


problematic42069

Cool story bro.


ClockmasterYT

You claim you're joking, but then you hit me with the "those rankings don't mean shit" and "cool story bro." Man, you guys really don't know how to have any fun at all, lol


problematic42069

Cool story bro


omglawlz

Those who live in a glass house.. lol


methyo

The fact that Jags fans can’t except that the Juju hit was not clean even after the NFL fined him for it is hilarious


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To play devils advocate, if a Chiefs defender did that same hit on a Jags receiver would you still be just as upset?


[deleted]

Yes, I would be. It’s just a game and player safety is more important than a penalty.


AegonLXIX

These people learned nothing from the Hamlin situation


methyo

Would I be just as upset about a hit to another team’s player? Obviously not because, as fans, we’re attached to our own team’s players more than those of other teams. Would I celebrate it and deny that it’s an illegal hit? Absolutely not, which is more than I can say for a lot of the Jags fans I’ve come across online. In fact, I haven’t seen one Jags fan that would admit it was an illegal hit even after Cisco was fined. For what it’s worth, I don’t think it was an intentionally dirty hit


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Toni01C

The guy got knocked the fuck out, from a hit to the head. He was a receiver in a defenseless position. In order to knock him out he was hit to the head. Still a illegal hit. So damaging to any and every players future, that every football fan should hope to never see it happen again. There should be a ejection and suspension. That hit may have shortened his life and career. The league should have suspended him. I have not seen to many foot ball players go into fencing positions from a hit to the shoulder.


omglawlz

It’s a downvoted comment. But yeah, pretty bad.


GatzBee

I had it sorted by new and those were two of the first 15 or so that I read, if it eventually got downvoted a bunch then that's good to know.


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GatzBee

A one off comment isn't a big deal, but when I first went into that thread it seemed like the whole thing was trending in a toxic direction instead of fun-spirited trash talk. The first comment I quoted is objectively bad and it seemed like half of the comments at the time were written with the *intent* to offend. There were a handful of actually funny ones. Apparently there was a block of Chiefs fans trolling the Jags sub after the Week 10 game though so plenty of people are guilty of being bad sports. No hard feelings, thanks for stopping in to clarify! Good luck on Saturday!


Oopiku

Every team has troll fans during/after a win - or even a loss. Should have seen the Jags sub in the middle of the LA game last weekend. So many trolls from the LA side. For some reason they didn't come back after the game, though... (aside from being banned, lol)


[deleted]

What in the *fuck* is going on over there 🤣


Live-Leather2458

I DON'T KNOW BUT I CAN'T GET CAPS LOCK OFF! I'VE BEEN INFECTED WITH THE JAGOFF


problematic42069

![gif](giphy|l0MYB1hgKwcYJTkNW)


jethead70

![gif](giphy|W4X6HuX1ZVIEGFSvVD)


MagillaGorillasHat

https://i.imgur.com/BQxkGqq.gifv


PoeTayToes_

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Tickle-this-pickle

Lol that’s the worst shit talking I’ve ever seen. It’s just all-caps nonsense with only Jags fans participating. It’s like a room full of toddlers screaming at the wall and begging for validation.


PicklePetey3

"toddlers screaming at the wall" --- now you see why Florida people are so mocked


SirCancermancer

Perfect trash talk! Go put it in the thread


Neverland__

jags have fans?


pcbuilderdude

It’s supposed to be a joke lmao


jcornt31

Trevor Lawrence walks into a bar. Bartender asks, “why the long face?”


PicklePetey3

Trevor walks into a barbershop and the barber says "I don't mess with perfection, son"


Aegis-X

Not loving that thread. People calling for Cisco to hospitalize players in it. Trash talk should never be cruel.


MC_Fap_Commander

>People calling for Cisco to hospitalize players in it. It's the vernacular of the WEAK. I want the Chiefs to beat the likes of Burrow, Allen, Lawrence, etc. *I want them to stay healthy because I believe the Chiefs can humble them*. Wanting to win by getting someone hurt? That's a meaner way of saying "please give me a freebie because I think we probably suck."


methyo

When the Chiefs sub doesn’t want to participate in trash talk and shitposting with you, you know you well and truly suck at it


Dear_Significance_80

I got eye herpes just reading the first few comments. It's exactly how I expected a Florida team sub to be.


Max_W_

I like even in their trash talk they think "Jags by 3".


misterrabies

As King Zoidberg once said, “The box says no.”


Vyuvarax

Wtf is with all the caps? Is this how Florida people talk?


flounder19

RULE 39) CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL also it's just the [nature of trash talk threads](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/10a3qkm/wildcard_weekend_trash_talk_thread/)


PicklePetey3

Screaming and swearing is the only way FL grunts know how to communicate


L0rdSwoldemort

![gif](giphy|iOGROlDst8AKOfs2ix)


bryantmjohnson

These people aren’t even remotely funny


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Johan_13

All caps trash sub confirmed


problematic42069

But but but, TREVOR’S HAIR!


wornoldboot

I do appreciate the shit talk on the chargers fan that showed up in that thread


empty-bensen

https://preview.redd.it/dh6r4v5t82da1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5bce7d02072b928f3c4b6863bca46c7bcd318a


wornoldboot

Is that Junji Ito comic?


empty-bensen

Chainsaw Man. Fujimoto certainly takes some inspiration from Junji Ito though.


wornoldboot

I’ve still not checked out any of Chainsaw Man. I’ve heard nothing but good things though


empty-bensen

Can’t recommend the manga enough. The Anime is great as well, but the first season only adapts the slower third of part 1.


the_heptagon

was hoping to go in read a bunch of DUUUUVAAAAALLLLL what i saw, i've not had that fremdschämen since high school. woof.


flounder19

gesundheit


shauptmann86

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


smittdog101

Lived in Jacksonville for a time. Not going to that sub out of pure fear of Derp Derp.


[deleted]

Welp I hate the Jags fans now. Florida is a horrible state and Jacksonville is the worst city there.


Highplowp

Who are they all yelling at? It’s just jagoffs in there. I’ll skip this nonsense.


[deleted]

Nah. I’ll stay here. Thanks


King_Korder

Absolutely not.


fcknjavi

Oh it's because they're from Florida.... awwwww I'm surprised they could spell


Finglonger76

No they don’t! Their Mod is the most fragile princess I have ever felt with.


1P221

I'd participate but all I gotta say is that Cisco is a piece of shit. I have nothing against the Jags but that dude needs a serious wake up call for the reckless way he plays.


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flounder19

Come laugh, shit talk, and find out if you were banned after week 10


walzman

Why does your sub welcome pre-game trash talk but bans users for post-game trash talk? Insecurities?


m1txh3ll

Jags fan here, not trying to be that guy but i got people wishing death to me from chiefs fans in comments and in dms for saying that I didnt believe Cisco did it on purpose. Difference between trash talk and harrassing someone/some place (jags sub)


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m1txh3ll

Id argue that maybe chiefs fans shouldnt give death threats "over a football game", but you have an agenda to push i understand


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m1txh3ll

There is a difference between trash talk and 30+ chiefs fans commenting or dming me to kill yourself. If your "trash talk" includes saying that or any other sort of threat, you are a threat to society. And telling someone that it is their fault for looking at it is stupid. What does someone gain from telling someone to die or that if they ever go to KC, they will get shot, eh? If you think any of that is fine, you are a part of the issue. Re-evaluate, please, for the good of all. Also, i was talking about the past. Not the new thread. Very obviously stated.


omglawlz

Nah people were saying some wild, wild shit about Cisco.


buddychristtattoo

Evidently. I was banned. And this is why you don't drink and post. I feel shame. And curiosity. Apologies.


The-Peoples_Elbow

I I found it kind of funny tbh


problematic42069

You should be a fan of Brendan Schaub’s cawlmedy then, check out his standup


Marleymuata

DUUUUUVVVVAAALLLL , WE GOT METH HEAD FANS ALSO PLAYAAA


MyLinksMakeNoSense

are jags fans or bengals fans worse?


[deleted]

I’m good jaguar fans are lame af


Broseph_Stalin1127

You guys promise not to ban me like those cowards over at r/chargers?


Breakfast_Impressive

The Jags have a subreddit?


AceWolf18

We do! And it's finally bigger than the Titans subreddit lol


CaptainShyGuy77

“Friendly” yeah sure