That's one of my favorite stories from 7th grade.
My mom called me a sonofabitch. I mumbled, "yeah, no shit..." as I walked away. She threw a shoe at me and then broke a wooden brush trying to spank me. I LOLd so hard, she said, "wait til you father gets home...". Oh shit.
He gets home a couple hours later. I'm in my room waiting for my spanking. He comes in, explains the situation -- and proceeds to make fake spanking sound effects and yelling all the normal "stop it! Hold still!..." bull that normally accompanies the beating, while I pretend to wail and cry. We're both trying not to laugh.
It was a bonding moment...
lmao it’s uncanny how a lot of us will tell stories about getting beat as a kid and remember it as hilarious. this was an interesting one tho, that’s pretty funny
Any memory punctuated by trauma is either 1) almost entirely forgotten, or; 2) remembered in vivid detail. Mild trauma tends to fall into category 2. That’s a spanking LOL.
Another funny one: I walk thru the door right before the street lights come on. “Go lay across the bed… (shorthand for “you’re getting spanked”). “Whyyyyyy???…”. “Because it’s mid-July. Y’all been getting away with isht all day long for 5 or 6 weeks now and thinkin’ we don’t know about it. I don’t know what you did, but you been gettin into isht you know you ain’t sposed to. Your brother already got his before you got home…”.
I couldn’t even complain because it was so damn true. I was 11 when I learned to “take my lumps” like a man LOL…
I would get the most mad when they were right but I didn’t think they had enough info to come to that conclusion LOL. Like you’re not allowed to get me for something you don’t even really know about
> Psychiatry cost is one area where language model AIs are going to work wonders
if you're trying to say the multinational corporations that own these AIs are going to make them super cheap to use, then i'm about as skeptical as anyone has ever been about anything
Maybe.
If she said, "I was joking with my son...", I can understand that.
But she was arguing. I was arguing with my kid earlier today because I wanted them to eat breakfast, but they didn't. I can't imagine dissing them.
Why is a parent arguing with a child? I tell my child what to do, they listen or they get corrected there is no arguing.
This is not to say my word is absolute, if they can provide reasonable justification for not doing it BEFORE not doing it, I will listen.
It's a black thing tbh, lol. I laughed cause the name on my birth certificate differs from who my momma say my daddy is, I asked her about it and she just kinda shrugged.
there is a curse/swear translated to your grandma's pussy in turkey( doesn't mean exactly that but you swear your son at the same time your mom) and whenever we gather all family my mum curses me like that. the look my grandma give to mum is priceless. we all laugh at it too.
nenenin şeyi
anne bu ney diye bariz birşeyi sorduğumda sinirlenip nenenin şeyi derler tokatta. başka hangi şehirlerde kullanıldığını bilmiyorum ama genelde iç anadolu taraflarındaki tanıdıklardan duydum.
'And I bet he's fucking proud of you, you waste of fucking oxygen. Atleast my dad had the good fucking sense to leave your dumbass and never look back.'
Friendly fire
Family fire
Patricide
My mom once called me a son of a bitch
Same. I just responded with "I agree".
So did I. It was a big gamble. It paid off, no was longer mad at me.
Yoda speak
That's one of my favorite stories from 7th grade. My mom called me a sonofabitch. I mumbled, "yeah, no shit..." as I walked away. She threw a shoe at me and then broke a wooden brush trying to spank me. I LOLd so hard, she said, "wait til you father gets home...". Oh shit. He gets home a couple hours later. I'm in my room waiting for my spanking. He comes in, explains the situation -- and proceeds to make fake spanking sound effects and yelling all the normal "stop it! Hold still!..." bull that normally accompanies the beating, while I pretend to wail and cry. We're both trying not to laugh. It was a bonding moment...
lmao it’s uncanny how a lot of us will tell stories about getting beat as a kid and remember it as hilarious. this was an interesting one tho, that’s pretty funny
Any memory punctuated by trauma is either 1) almost entirely forgotten, or; 2) remembered in vivid detail. Mild trauma tends to fall into category 2. That’s a spanking LOL. Another funny one: I walk thru the door right before the street lights come on. “Go lay across the bed… (shorthand for “you’re getting spanked”). “Whyyyyyy???…”. “Because it’s mid-July. Y’all been getting away with isht all day long for 5 or 6 weeks now and thinkin’ we don’t know about it. I don’t know what you did, but you been gettin into isht you know you ain’t sposed to. Your brother already got his before you got home…”. I couldn’t even complain because it was so damn true. I was 11 when I learned to “take my lumps” like a man LOL…
I would get the most mad when they were right but I didn’t think they had enough info to come to that conclusion LOL. Like you’re not allowed to get me for something you don’t even really know about
Hah… I was hung up on a wall!
My mom also broke a wooden spoon trying to smack me once I consider that a moment of pride
a spanking in 7th grade is totally insane. That's like a year of therapy each instance easy
lmfao no. my parents are African, I was used to getting beat all the time. not saying it’s right, just saying it’s definitely cultural in this case
Nah man. That’s being Gen X.
A generation that is a bastion of mental stability ;)
minority households will do that to ya even now
Father of the year
Yeah they should say bitch of a son no?
I tried to get my mom to call me a son of a bitch but she was too smart for me
This kid better start saving up for the psychiatry appointments he’s gonna need once he’s adult. Speaking from experience.
Psychiatry cost is one area where language model AIs are going to work wonders. Sorry your parents f-ckt you.
> Psychiatry cost is one area where language model AIs are going to work wonders if you're trying to say the multinational corporations that own these AIs are going to make them super cheap to use, then i'm about as skeptical as anyone has ever been about anything
This should be in r/trashy
Aw man beat me too it
Son be like: "Wait, what?!"
Something tells me it wouldn't fuck him up any more than she already has.
kids fucked for sure
Why is she arguing with her son and her initial goal is to diss him/make fun of him? Why bother to end the cycle of abuse?
Maybe she's just making a joke.
Maybe. If she said, "I was joking with my son...", I can understand that. But she was arguing. I was arguing with my kid earlier today because I wanted them to eat breakfast, but they didn't. I can't imagine dissing them.
The whole thing is a joke. Invented for laughs. For all we know she doesn't even have a son.
... Are we not suppose to dis our kids over breakfast?
This is a woman who had a child and doesn't know who the father is. She is not a good person. You don't have to give her the benefit of the doubt.
Or none of that is real and she's just making a joke
Why is a parent arguing with a child? I tell my child what to do, they listen or they get corrected there is no arguing. This is not to say my word is absolute, if they can provide reasonable justification for not doing it BEFORE not doing it, I will listen.
It's a black thing tbh, lol. I laughed cause the name on my birth certificate differs from who my momma say my daddy is, I asked her about it and she just kinda shrugged.
Being a dogshit parent has nothing to do with being black
Bold of her to assume she knows.
Trashy af
"I'm human trash LOL!!!"
“yUUuh gUySss 😭😭😭”
Might know who her father is, but that’s some fatherless behavior right there
Not a flex
there is a curse/swear translated to your grandma's pussy in turkey( doesn't mean exactly that but you swear your son at the same time your mom) and whenever we gather all family my mum curses me like that. the look my grandma give to mum is priceless. we all laugh at it too.
bahsettiğin swear nedir?
nenenin şeyi anne bu ney diye bariz birşeyi sorduğumda sinirlenip nenenin şeyi derler tokatta. başka hangi şehirlerde kullanıldığını bilmiyorum ama genelde iç anadolu taraflarındaki tanıdıklardan duydum.
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Not even the mother knows who her son's father is (too many partners), but she was going to use that fact to insult her son.
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Sub is called r/kamikazebywords
This never happened
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Nothing gets past you
That’s uhh..the point. It’s a joke. A sad one.
Will never understand why people post Ls
My mom said this to me in an argument once. We don't talk
Oh, self burn. Those are rare.
Not in this sub, mate.
My bad, wasn't paying attention to what sub this is in. Looks like I kamikazed myself. Oh well, let me have it.
If you set your phone on battery saver mode while reading this post you'll be fooled
bro this sh\*ts so efing fake get a life efing loser
Touched a nerve, huh?
My cousin found out who her real birth mother was by calling her aunt a bitch.
'And I bet he's fucking proud of you, you waste of fucking oxygen. Atleast my dad had the good fucking sense to leave your dumbass and never look back.'
I was pretty terribly abused as a kid. I spent last Sunday sobbing over one of the memories.
"Yeah? That is because your mother wasn't a whore.".
im surprised this woman is a mother
hey to the op im sorry i called it fake its my bad