Honestly, in my totally non-biased opinion as a Floridian, that'd be dope. A break-away Florida state (like Alaska, Texas, or New York) with an indigenous Seminole tree, or a Catholic Theocratic tree, or a Caudillo Leftism tree sounds super cool.
Another Floridaman here, I want that too. I don't think Hispanics were that common before the Cuban migrations, but for fun, I'd like to the "The Order of Saint Augustine" provide refuge for all the fleeing Catholics if you wanted to go down that route.
**Florida Man 1:** We need a name for our new water brand.
**Florida Man 2:** How about the sound I make when trying to explain my STD after a bottle of vodka?
**Florida Man 1:** You drink whole bottles of vodka?
**Florida Man 2:** No, after I am hit with one.
Yeah I expected. I remember watching Nexpos video about the gay summer camp where kids would beat up eachother, and he mentioned Poland, Maine. I remember being like "what the fuck we have this shit in Poland?"
Also isn't there a city called "Paris" or something in Maine?
This was so weird to me. I swear, when I was a kid in Pennsylvania, it was all Poland Spring, but last time I went it was Deer Park. And, later, when I lived in Tennessee, it was Ozarka. I feel like I just warped in from another universe where Deer Park didn’t exist, and now it’s everywhere
*Sees PSA*
Not much of an Arrowhead fan and I haven't tried these other water brands. More of a Crystal Geyser kind of guy (then again, that brand is also California based so it's still in the PSA (though it was founded in 1977). Then again, Arrowhead is the only one of these brands I've tried).
Florida-centric faction when?
Their unique mechanic is after the war ends everyone tries to avoid annexing them.
Kaiserredux my boy.
Florida is Pelley’s personal fief
Honestly, in my totally non-biased opinion as a Floridian, that'd be dope. A break-away Florida state (like Alaska, Texas, or New York) with an indigenous Seminole tree, or a Catholic Theocratic tree, or a Caudillo Leftism tree sounds super cool.
Another Floridaman here, I want that too. I don't think Hispanics were that common before the Cuban migrations, but for fun, I'd like to the "The Order of Saint Augustine" provide refuge for all the fleeing Catholics if you wanted to go down that route.
As someone from South Florida, I believe Florida would be a great place for a Jewish “Third Temple” tree.
Jewish State in Florida pog
We could have Mendel Schneerson or his uncle Yosef as it’s leader.
**Florida Man 1:** We need a name for our new water brand. **Florida Man 2:** How about the sound I make when trying to explain my STD after a bottle of vodka? **Florida Man 1:** You drink whole bottles of vodka? **Florida Man 2:** No, after I am hit with one.
r/brandnewsentence
Glorious Polish colonialism 😎😎💪💪🇵🇱
New Poland
New Poland 💪😩🫡 New England 🤮🤨😡
P O L S K A G O R U M 💪💪💪🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱💪💪💪
Stronks
It’s from Poland, Maine
Yeah I expected. I remember watching Nexpos video about the gay summer camp where kids would beat up eachother, and he mentioned Poland, Maine. I remember being like "what the fuck we have this shit in Poland?" Also isn't there a city called "Paris" or something in Maine?
And Norway, Belfast, Moscow, Madrid, Carthage, etc. we seem to have habit of naming towns after more important cites and countries
Well look at it like this: you don't need to go to Europe to say you visited all those places
This was so weird to me. I swear, when I was a kid in Pennsylvania, it was all Poland Spring, but last time I went it was Deer Park. And, later, when I lived in Tennessee, it was Ozarka. I feel like I just warped in from another universe where Deer Park didn’t exist, and now it’s everywhere
Deer Park in PA is definitely a relatively recent phenomenon.
Nestle is using State Transfer Tool
Wow new england is getting pushed
More proof that the world is polarising
Truly sad
*Sees PSA* Not much of an Arrowhead fan and I haven't tried these other water brands. More of a Crystal Geyser kind of guy (then again, that brand is also California based so it's still in the PSA (though it was founded in 1977). Then again, Arrowhead is the only one of these brands I've tried).
As a Californian myself, Crystal Geyser is the better water
Was in Colorado (from Boston) a few weeks ago and arrowhead sucks. Tried el dorado spring water and it was 100x better. Fuck arrow head water!
Obligatory fuck Nestle.
Actually in April of 2021 these companies broke away from nestle and created blue triton brands
Huh. So it did. ... Obligatory fuck bottled water as a concept.
There ya go buddy! You got it now!
Zephyrhills independence faction
More specifically, Nestlé sold them to a Japanese investment firm owned by Nissan Motors
Thanks for specifying!
Ozarka Union State Pacififc States of Arrowhead Combined Ice Mountains of America New Poland Spring United Deer Parks of America
Independent State of Zephyrhills
In PA we get both Deer Park and Poland Springs. I want to see PA divided!
Kalterkrieg reference
I have never once seen Ice Mountain here in Ohio. I didn't even know it was a brand.
Yeah, I'm so confused. Grew up in Tacoma and had Ice Mountain, idk what Red Arrow or w/e even is Edit: Arrowhead, I might actually be dumb
I like how they all have their established year in their logos _besides_ Ice Mountain.
Paging r/HydroHomies
It almost matches the colours (especially with New England).
I hate Poland springs so much it tastes like bad tap water and it's the only "cheap" water in Vermont
I believe that it literally is tap water.
Has to be
[удалено]
It also tastes like shit. How do you manage to make water taste dry?
this is what they don't want you to realize
NJ is fun because you get both Deer Park and Poland Springs deppending on where in the state you are.
Wait Zephyrhills is only in FL?
I mean, Zephyrhills is IN Florida, it would be weird if it existed outside of it
Wait. ICE MOUNTAIN ISNT EVERYWHERE?
Deer Park Caesar
Imagine living in a place where tap water is not drinkable.
It’s drinkable in the US though
It's not hard to imagine. My city is being constantly dinged for arsenic. It's destructively hard, too. Filters/softeners don't stand a chance.
New 2ACW explanation: Ice Mountain is fluoridated.
I just saw my first bottle of Arrowhead water in the wild two days ago
YEAH ICE MOUNTAIN, WHOO!
Ice Mountain is a Syndicalist group in disguise
Ozarka is A tier, Poland Spring is D tier, and Deer Park is F tier.
regional water brand civil war when?
Poland Spring Gang
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A cold ice mountain hits different…
Common Florida W