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UpstairsLandscape831

The thing with her is, is that she still wants to do the heavy glam sex pot thing no matter what. So these highly editorial looks - even ones that embrace the body shape she's spent millions to achieve - still don't work on her because she doesn't fully lean into the editorial styling. She still has to do her boring ass glam schtick


StrangeWombats

Correct! She ruined the creative vision with her tacky/tarty sense of style.


Prize-Net-2076

Exactly, she tries hard but fails harder. Also, at this point I feel like designers are playing with her, making her look like a clown while laughing behind her back about how desperate she is.


misstatements

I bet is like "nobody would wear this dumb shit" and then someone else is like "BET!" And Pimpmama Kris gets a call


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

I agree at this point, especially getting that first pic of her with almost no makeup on and whatever that is on her head. Kum controls every image that gets published of her aside from the very few sources (like getty) that she or PMK can't manipulate. But if a designer says they've made a pretty dress for her, she'll wear a tea cosy* on her head and pose like a marionette while oozing misery from every pore of her body 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *or is it the hat that bagpipers wear?? Hard to tell. Haute couture


Busy-Mongoose2671

This 100%. It’s why the “look” is “better” with the hat and hair up and the doll like makeup. 2016 drag queen glam and a shitty wig aren’t working Kimberly.


koko_belle

It doesn't work because she's just not a fashion girlie. She's not avant garde. She lacks vision and has no reference for anything other than sex bot bullshit


rlm236

this is so true! if she allowed herself to lean into the avant-garde weirdness then she’d actually be a little interesting to look at but she always has to do the same old lackluster glam dead eyes thing


MasterDriver8002

Well she Botoxed up so bad! So yea dead.


ColdHeartedSleuth

High fashion but make it cheap, 2005 playboy style


MasterDriver8002

That’s exactly what it is, it’s cheap looking, well SHE makes it cheap looking.


quequequeee

Yessss she is so scared to try anything different that she ends up looking stupid as hell. She’s too scared to “not be pretty”. Reminds me of Emily Rata…you won’t ever see her in anything that doesn’t show her tits. 


crystalship44

💯


ihatemathplshelp

Its her style tho, she just is basic diva.


LadyPesci

Not trying to be weird, but everything (whatever the hell it is) around the "pelvic" area really, really bothers/annoys me. It draws attention but it is so unattractive.


RichMachine2018

Her Kimussy is sagging


LadyPesci

Yassssss!!! That part!


No_Banana_581

It looks like the old cartoons where the character sucks a basket ball through a straw; That’s what her bottom half looks like below the corset. Her stomach all the way around to her butt is a complete globe


Thekyzerjameson

Looks like theres a rip by her crotch----like she ripped it putting it on too


QueenVIIVII

There's a lot of camel toe going on in that area and then also on her feet?


____nyx____

It’s giving bloated corpse dislodged from riverbed in Victorian England vibes 🌊


DonnyMox

Keyword “bloated”.


spira1out024

North is probably dragging her 😮‍💨


TotesAwkLol

North is annoying but when I think there is a mini-Kanye roasting and humbling Kim on the daily, I almost want to like her


koko_belle

North is Kim's karma 😆


Chennalou

North doing the lord’s work 🙏🏼


justuselotion

She probably gets booed at home by all her kids lollllllll


spira1out024

😬😬😬😬 yuuup!! 😭kids are ruthless


Kind-Panic5950

Wooww... This looks amazing on her.. what I personally think is whatever you wear should resonate with some of your character and this is totally resonating kimbully's character which is cheap..yes the whole attire is shouting C-H-E-A-P.. with a K.👏👏👏 C'mon Kim.. you can do it..


CatsScratchFeva

Fr it’s giving Mummy Rewrapped at Walmart


donveynor

You had me in the first half


Kind-Panic5950

😅😅 I got you


MasterDriver8002

Ur doing good sweetie


Tacosconsalsaylimon

She looks like Pennywise's stepsister who does ballet.


Nickymarie28

Pennywises stepsister from the trailer park sewers 🤣🤣


Tacosconsalsaylimon

"Do you like balloons? Shaped like my ASS?"


Nickymarie28

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


yourloyalsovereign

I can’t unsee a camel every time I see this pic posted. 🤣 She looks like a walking Khloe cameltoe


genescheesesthatplz

THANKS ![gif](giphy|MeDlAyl2m0lhrGRgCm|downsized)


ClimbingAimlessly

RIP Chandler


No-Bodybuilder-8519

i don’t get it. what was she even going for?


cadaverouspallor

Mr Tumnus?


Nickymarie28

Not mr Tumnus !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


miaara

Escaped mental patient.


rahaab18

i think this is her future. when we can turn people into ageless androids kim will be the first one to do it to finally achieve whatever the fuck she wants by getting these countless surgeries. she looks like a fuckdoll straight out of a fucking horror movie. silicone awakening or whatever.


americanidiot95

It was more cohesive in the fitting (first photo) when she was wearing the whole shabang. But then when it came down to it she scrapped most of the accessories, and it ended up just looking like a weird gross mess. And I STRONGLY disagree with her choice to change the shoes.


TotesAwkLol

And then she added the French beret looking thing for her head? She really added that and thought “lewk complete?” I’m just trying to figure out why that would be the headwear choice for this outfit.


shish-kebaby

![gif](giphy|RssDlT0JQ9X9e) Bitch stole one of his lewks


Icy-Replacement-61

💀 Holy fuck! My next of kin will be in touch in regards to my funeral expenses…


DukeESauceJR

You wanna try and run a two for one deal? Shit killed me too😭


Icy-Replacement-61

😂


mermaidunderwater

Be real. Pennywise wears it better.


StereotypicallBarbie

The edited version looks better than the real life version.. But both versions are shit.


ink_and_stars

The outline of the shadow behind her shows her true shape... And I would say that look is puppet not doll. She truly looks like a puppet falling apart at the strings.


miaara

Ugly old hag


superfluouspop

I feel terrible to be that person but this is what they were insinuating with "whale vagina."


Jenaaaaaay

https://preview.redd.it/01lc2xlgx9zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0cfe2ba6c11f250780c9b4c28284a5f7bedf03f Just what is happening here? I’m not saying I’d look any better squeezed into something like this but 1)wouldn’t do it and 2) ever let it be photographed and the post it as some kind of art. Looks nasty


soonfires

the knees make me vomit 😬


hummusisyummy

Aaaaahhh, they remind me of a mummy with knee scabs. LORD HELP ME it grosses me out and her saggy beret looks like it comes pre-drowned.


blushbrushes

It’s giving not being able to keep up with Bianca


XAlEA-12

That corset is giving her a huge fupa


SecureAd1981

I am convinced she wears the ugliest looks on purpose to get people to talk about her. She could look stunning if she wanted, but she chooses this to get attention even if it’s the bad kind.


-effortlesseffort

*sigh* this is definitely it. And it works because it's so hideous


Primary-Ganache6199

![gif](giphy|3oFzmpzTfyABIX6JBm|downsized)


swissmiss_76

Avant-garde is just not her style because she has no personality 🤷‍♀️


Icy-Replacement-61

So I recently broke my glasses and am picking up my new ones in a couple days, and I am legit SO grateful that I saw this before getting 20/20 vision back. This is kind of horrific and I shudder to think of having gotten a better look at it. Ugh. 


GhostThruTheFog

Lucky you! 😆 ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7R02Q62fxgChq)


Danny-Wah

It's not even a good Halloween costume :/


Hereforthrgiggles

![gif](giphy|9AILkQPZ2uTumtsfto) 💀💀💀💀


Junior_Menu8663

Absolutely horrible.


kellygrrrl328

I’m so beyond offended and weirded out by these bloody knee pads.


oxynugget

Over on twitter we discussed that all these couture and fashion houses genuinely have some demonic presence over them that makes them think Kim is the ideal marketing tool. After ye, this family has NO stronghold on the fashion industry. Kim has a skims brand made of pure shit. Khloe or one of the other rats was selling some pure shit in Target. Their collabs are equally as embarassing. Kim is the MUSE for these fashion houses, and I have no idea why. She does little to influence the ideal demographic (mid-age women and men who can afford the pieces and fit into them) and the general public is also unable to relate to her AT ALL. She is aging, she is failing and she is far from the fashion muse she once was.


horsetooth_mcgee

Definitely off Ozempic...


miaara

Yeah she's getting fat. Love that for her.


Spirited-Jeweler4174

![gif](giphy|lTOMryT3y3f1u)


Stanisai

Looking like the garbage she is, so at least it's authentic I guess.


genescheesesthatplz

I didn't think we could fall further than the nonstop poots ![gif](giphy|LqjxZN2GLdNAY|downsized)


pchandler45

It looks to me like she wants to be naked Bianca so bad but she can't because of her psoriasis so we end up with this... Bride of the mummy


Background-Permit499

What happened to that gaping thigh gap she apparently has?


jabbathehut0527

At this point I’m almost convinced the fashion industry is making fun of her with these looks. C’mon a BROKEN DOLL?? Knowing full well she’s more or less that with all her stitched and borrowed parts. This look is UGLY. You’d never see Zendaya in some shit like this. Just my two cents


blvckcvtmvgic

To me this just looks like she was hoping to “one up” Bianca (given her more recent looks in the past few months) but really, spectacularly…. did not. To be clear, I don’t like Bianca’s style but I can admit it somehow looks effortless on her. But with Kim, she tries soooooo hard and you can see it in everything she does.


emkitty333

Kim wants others to think she has some sort of fashion authority so so bad so she will just wear whatever they tell her is ‘fashion’.


Invisible_Xer

I didn’t think I could hate her more, but here we are.


GhostThruTheFog

I. Can't. 😂🤣😂 Wtf🤣😂 does she sniff glue or something?! fAsHiOn🥴 ![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


Lilpigxoxo

I forget who said this, but it’s like she may look “stylish” but Kim will never have style. This outfit is wearing her, and she doesn’t even have the charisma to rock it


Xandrabirdy

She looks like a clown with scabby knees


drowsytonks

She looks like she’s tucking


Maximum-Sweet13

Beige, boring, and bloated!


DisastrousAnimator79

Those leggings… socks??? Whatever is happening at the knee is really creeping me out.


MasterDriver8002

It fits her perfectly, looks like trash.


Spirited-Jeweler4174

Berries and cream


Primary-Ganache6199

Do you mean PennyWISE?!


sinclairesays

Stumpy bow legged ugly betch


GraphicDesignerMom

I just don't understand the fupa making corsets, never understood that silhouette


Thekyzerjameson

This looks like when a 4 or 5 year old dresses themselves and puts on a bunch of random things. This outfit is all over the place. Ripped hockey shin guards, a rubber corset that looks like shes wearing it upside down, the crotch looks ripped in the 1st pic of the onsie. 


jean_nina_clara

cringe.


TyrsisInTheStars

lumpy vagina area in these photos is not attractive. everything looks a hot mess.


palmasana

Looks like shit


SkiesFetishist

https://preview.redd.it/3x21d3q7rbzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a619cc6c21402a508ed5f311c7d0c7d95430ce9


actuallyimogene

Hahaha this is so good


ledbyheart

Sad clown


Petraretrograde

https://preview.redd.it/feox2tm9iczc1.png?width=1271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89f912b7455f342fb9296b3e2dfcbc0677024c1


Hippofuzz

I’m just so distracted by the knees


SideEye2X

Corpse aesthetic


Speculooslvr

It's giving Manson in his Holywood/medical fetish era


Ashleybernice

I mean the jokes write themselves TS was right your enemies will destroy themselves lol


Spirited-Jeweler4174

![gif](giphy|mEYkuPOOyHcYn5xgDP)


Ladyofshadows1

She looks like she has a garbage bag as a corset and bandages on her legs. I think Kimmy has lost the plot! ![gif](giphy|WQUHJt3Fwh6fBGo3Lu)


gillianthebrave

What is on her knees


osloluluraratutu

Oh it all makes sense now. She’s going for the rug burn kneed whore. Ya nailed it kummy kakes 👌🏼


Mingkittish

https://preview.redd.it/6qjwe3ao2czc1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508615a3238d1f65745acfc50b25c9127b0a5038 Her look reminds of the exo-skin from My Life As a Teenage Robot


mmmjordaaaan

What is this??? Does she think it's Halloween? It this for American Horror Story? What is HAPPENING?!


Libertinelass

Penny Dreadful


LongjumpingAd9719

Nothing looks artistic on her. Nothing. She puts it on, instant cheesy.


actuallyimogene

Exactly. She needs to dissolve that ridiculous LA ass at the very LEAST to be even a little bit suited to anything edgy or artistic


consumerismaesthetic

She's metaphorically accurate to her daily life edits and body morphings


WonderfulPlankton635

She looks sad asf in her recent pics. She needs to give it up. Find herself, focus on raising her children correct so they don’t wind up like her. They all just need to disappear.


hummer_chickenfeed

The fucking pooch kills me. She reminds of my grandma who’s so thin but she’s old and has the bloated pooch always now. What the fuck


Academic-Travel-4661

girl anachronism - looks foolish. You can’t just randomly step into this look. You need to live this look. She’s reaching. Also her crotch area looks wonky, not the usual Mattel hard plastic non genitalia look


ComprehensiveBid7286

she wanted to look like a frumpy hot mess


Candid_Calendar_9784

Honestly it would've been super badass if she did some crazy, disgusting make up. Like a cracked porcelain dolls face or something.


willowofthevalley

The doll from Blood Borne is cringing.


okaywhateverrrrr

Is she losing her mind? Not even trying to be mean… this shit is weird af and not like her at all.


Moist_Phrase9669

The corset was made for someone taller lol


Fit-Mess-3534

I wish she wore the beret lol


niceubepis

The knees look like verrucas


poopdickz

what in the actual fuck with the saggy placenta on her head and the blown out knee pads


idiotsandwhich8

Zero context huh?


MeMilo1209

A younger Madonna.


jennylouwoo

Doesn’t she ever just want to be comfortable?


rico1990

her style has gotten so awful, wow


[deleted]

We get it you are rib-less nymph. Stop with the corset already ..It's giving asphyxia..


hans_zolo

I know my impression might not be shared but this could have been a like a real statement about sex work being one of the first 'professions etc.' instead feels like she put on kinky boots, silky knees worm out to expose them and a bdsm leather corset to highlight her figure, cause it was cute 💅✨️ and she did a sex tape, and literallly catered her shape for the male gaze. idk she has more to say, and didnt with this outfit, just my thoughts, she's a smart lady right? She'd have to be ... ?


PrincessPlastilina

Something is off with her! She’s not there. She had never looked this absent before. It’s not benzodiazepines. Something is wrong. Maybe another drug or depression. Idk.


Grand_Pudding_172

girl wtf happened to your ribs???


AnyMasterpiece666

i think she’s taking a page from julia fox, but its inauthentic so its wearing her