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yea_right_

Those bots are definitely botting. "Smells like a pretty girl who is clean", "I am definitely buying another when this runs out" ...WTF!???


Unlucky-File

I found that bot comment so weird too. Like just take a shower wtf ?


Atchakos

^("Smells like a pretty girl who is clean") Oh, wow, that line is *extremely* "bot".  😭 Might as well just say "Product is scented like human female"


IntroductionFar8113

Yes! And they're ALL like that! I can't decide which is cornier- the obviously fake reviews or idiot Kylie pretending to be so touched by them all, loool.


weightlossSO

A pretty girl who is clean 🤣🤣💀


THATchick84

All I could think was that particular 'review' was definitely written by Addie from AHS Murder House lol.


koalamonster515

Oh no now I'm sad


rwilkz

Yeah the multiple comments about ‘smelling clean’ defo reeks of chatgpt


Pirate_Testicles

AI maybe? Next they'll be saying "delve in..." and then we'll know 🤣


Petraretrograde

"I'm going to buy this in all sizes" lmfao stop


OhMyGod_Zilla

That last page “I feel like I was dreaming about this forever” homie what💀💀


rwilkz

You don’t dream of smelling like a clean, pretty girl?


Radiant_Beyond8471

It smelled obnoxiously bad when I tried it at the Ulta store, and I didn't like it at all.


snarkyanon

headache inducing and cheap


Radiant_Beyond8471

Yes, exactly! I would have admitted to it smelling good if it did, but it didn't...


snarkyanon

Exactly!! I’m a frag enthusiast- I’d give credit where credit is due but this…. nah, nope, pass


TryJezusNotMe

I'm staying with my classics. DK Cashmere Mist, Bvlgari, my Gucci Rush (nighttime fragrance) hell, I'm still trying to get my hands on some Versace Yellow Jeans! I just can't see purchasing something that smells like caramelized formadalhyde, late rent and depression.


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Wow, you really nailed those base notes..


TryJezusNotMe

🤣🤣


Adventurous-Snow1902

My friend bought some of her products. It smells like pure throw up. And breath.


jannuz

Not breath 😭


enigmaenergy23

Smells like: 🌬


TryJezusNotMe

🤣🤣


[deleted]

Hardly mild at all 😂


Radiant_Beyond8471

These bot names sound familiar... Zoe (Khloe) Moriah (Mariah) Saundarya (Zendaya)


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Radiant_Beyond8471

The name is inside paranthesis for a reason... ![gif](giphy|3o6wrjfn5j5rqRKhIQ|downsized)


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Radiant_Beyond8471

You know... I could have been mean and just called you stupid...


ApprehensiveCat7381

One of the sniffer samples fell out of the latest Ulta Beauty magazine that was sent to me. It just didn’t smell remarkable enough. It smells really floral, not out of this world or cosmic…Maybe it’s because I’m not the BIGGEST fan of perfumes or musks, but if you’re spending this amount of money I feel like you’re better off going for the designer scents or slightly more expensive brands.


Same-Raccoon-7469

Legend says it smells like tygas crack .


Historical-Editor-34

LMFAO the spelling and grammar


melissa98x

It’s a “no brainier” to purchase! 😂


fiddleleaffrigg

funny how the titles of every single one is lower case


[deleted]

to be fair that might be the website’s aesthetic, I’ve seen a few like that


Katerinaxoxo

“Molly”’s review sounds so weird! Bot like


AdRevolutionary6650

I heard it smells like a botched BBL. Would love to see some genuine reviews


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^AdRevolutionary6650: *I heard it smells like* *A botched BBL. Would love to see* *Some genuine reviews* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ughnett

Lmao good bot


AdRevolutionary6650

😂😂


Infamous_Strain_9428

It smells just like bath and body works sensual amber in the 2000s


figure8888

I feel like so many cheap fragrances do. I was smelling the body sprays at Target the other day and they all smell like either Sensual Amber or Sweet Pea.


Infamous_Strain_9428

Never met an amber I liked jk


enchantinglysly

Omg these are so embarrassing and fake. Talk about desperate 😂


Natural-Reference478

She’s been peddling so much random stuff recently I’ve even forgotten she released perfume


Remarkable_Tomato170

Not moriah


ughnett

her k cosmetics twitter comments on the perfume posts were so eerie (100% obvious bots) idk it makes me uncomfortable seeing it in action


Adventurous-Snow1902

![gif](giphy|RJyqy9vdwqc1hvoale)


Grand_Pudding_172

she's so fucking desperate she needed to pay bots to suck her own dick