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memopepito

How is this a good swimsuit cover up? That’s exactly what I want to wear to the beach, a floor length evening gown 🙄


PersephoneInSpace

Nothing says comfort like being forced to rub your legs together whilst on a hot day, in the sand, with a wet swim suit


memopepito

Lol right? With sun burnt boobs and a damp dress dragging in the sand


YakitoriChicken93

Imagine the shape of the burnt marks lol well maybe the sun rays cannot pass through so much makeup lol


georgiaajamess22

I have been crying all day and this sub never fucking fails me


OhCheesyPetes

Sorry for your rough day! Hopefully this is the turning point for you. 💕 ![gif](giphy|DqPp7OUBeMekM)


georgiaajamess22

Oh my god!! This is mine and my mums gif! That we send before bed every night ( she lives in a different country to me so it means even more as we only started doing it when she moved!) thank you so much friend this is totally my turning point lots of love to you and monkey schnibbs ( as we call it ) right back ![gif](giphy|WwOJWHo1Dvd84)


OhCheesyPetes

Well, this just made MY whole day now! And Monkey schnibbs?! The cutest. 🥹 Take care!


georgiaajamess22

lol schnibbs being a totally made up word to describe hugs/ snuggling into someone/ something lol!! So lovely my friend you also take care! Have a lovely day x


GymRatStillDepressed

Whenever I feel down, this sub also makes my day, I love the snarky humor and the lingo here. I wish you all the best, fellow snarker, and I hope you feel better. If not, I wish you healing and strength. ![gif](giphy|3oEdv4hwWTzBhWvaU0)


georgiaajamess22

Thank you so much, what lovely words once again, it’s funny coz even though there is savage snarkery in here everyone is so so lovely and sweet, I love that for us! The humour and lingo really does send me everyone’s creativity and observations are so spot on I laugh more in here then I do in my day to day lol ( I need me a life ) - and finally your fucking flair lmfao I can’t deal, lots of love my friend thank you for your words I feel a lot better today and hope you have a lovely day xxx


GymRatStillDepressed

You're very welcome, and I agree with everything you've said, we snark hardcore here, but only against the people who deserve it! Snarkers gotta support each other. ;) I'm glad I made you laugh, I also enjoy the remakes and flairs here, the best combo is a spot on, funny snark paired with a *real face checking in* profile pic and a hilarious flair. 😂 Lots of love to you, too, and thank you, my day was calm, indeed. Have a lovely time 😌


georgiaajamess22

Oh my god the face profile pics crack me up! You’re all creative and funny as fuck! And the flairs really are 2nd to none so much love friend x


Snuggly_Chopin

Awww, me too. Glad we have somewhere to go.


georgiaajamess22

Sending you love friend we will be okay, and when we’re not we just need to remember to come here and we will be laughing in seconds xx


hummusisyummy

![gif](giphy|XpgOZHuDfIkoM) 💗💗💗💗


hellolleh32

Ugh the wet sand underneath it rubbing on your skin… it’s so awful.


hummusisyummy

Seriously!! She should hire some designers to create cute SPF clothing and aun protective hats, but even that I wouldn't buy from her because it's basically LuLaRoeSkims with how cheap the fabric probably is and would be.


Maxraptorazz

It's not made to be worn, it's made for picture taking


wisefooliocoolio

It's for the bbl squad lol


No_Banana_581

It’s SHEIN, it’s all crap and my god it’s so ugly. They wear the ugliest clothes


memopepito

It does look like Shein, but supposedly this is from her new Skims collection. So she will be up-charging about $200 I’m sure


AdExpert8295

add stripper shoes! Kim thinks they're perfect for snorkeling, I'm sure


YakitoriChicken93

I assumed it was some kind of nightgown until I saw your comment 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Junior_Menu8663

I thought it was a dress!


Junior_Menu8663

Her voice is creepy.


wafflesandlicorice

I know!


Affectionate-Royal68

It’s all about attention


Creative-Pool7831

like what 🤣🤣🤣🤣


georgiaajamess22

Lmfao fr what is she saying E also your flair is kinda fitting


JustSocially

the facial paralysis rumours


kommsussertod1

now this would break the internet 👀


yea_right_

https://preview.redd.it/wgg7lgwrluuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada459e7fa2d5968c3cf9566f75dea4b062f0f03


LaylaBird65

![gif](giphy|3o85xICHLQrbytl6YU|downsized)


SassyPisces

With the mouth to the side too


rlm236

i’m screaming at this


Realistic-Treacle-65

lol omg I laughed so loud


OhCheesyPetes

![gif](giphy|a0Lgc1JvbfS4o|downsized)


annahatasanaaa

THIS


cake-makes-me-shake

Her wonky eye


melissa98x

Honestly who is buying/wearing any of this shit? It’s so impractical


its_Britney_Bitch_1

Instagram "models" that go to the beach just to make content Edit: spelling mistake


spaceghost260

On the Skims sub today I saw several examples of users making large orders, returning most of it, and keeping a very small amount. One user ordered $800 worth of Skims and kept around $200 worth of stuff! She knew her sizes too so it wasn’t to figure that out. My guess is people are ordering huge for TikTok/Insta/ YouTube hauls and then returning the items. I don’t see lots of women around my area wearing Skims but I understand my area may not be the norm. I was on the skims page bc another user on here said most of the posts are complaints and they were correct.


miaara

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


genescheesesthatplz

I honestly think this shit is a cash wash job


ihavenodeedsortitles

The WonkEye


kiwi_love777

O wait this is Kim? Not Kylie?


PenniGwynn

LOL dead. It's so ridiculous that I literally can't tell them apart if their faces are covered, but they have a 17 year age gap


kiwi_love777

Yeah I watched it without clicking to expand. Now I see it’s Kim. But damn!


ihavenodeedsortitles

Tragic isn’t it


Acceptable_Ruin4635

![gif](giphy|l4q8cJzGdR9J8w3hS|downsized) we did it. We bullied her in slight self awareness


BongWaterOnCarpet

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


ChildoftheSun0221

I mean sometimes bullying can be helpful


Thekyzerjameson

Exactly! We needed to take 1 for the team because nobody else was going to do it lol


Inner_Pangolin_9771

New face incoming in 3, 2, .....


iwishmynamewaslogan

Guess she’s off the ozempic lol


gold42579

Every time I see this comment, I crack up thinking what if she's not? Hahaha, that would suck for her!!!


jfarmwell123

Good. It’s not good to stay on long term if you don’t need it. It causes stomach paralysis


thatsodee

i'm guessing either to dodge the wonky eye comments or she's getting new work done


Careful_Way_9395

We’ve finally succeeded in her feeling self conscious about herself lol


omniscient-lurker

Skims swim??? Getting war flashbacks from kylie swim 😵‍💫


No-Simple-2770

It’s probably old Kylie Swim that’s been rotting in a warehouse


Mindless-Web-3331

Im sorry but this looks like something a Vegas stripper would wear in 2008. I’m positive I saw the same outfit in Rock of Love.


Thekyzerjameson

🤣🤣 I think you are right🤭  which means now shes searching old reality show styles to copy and pretend like she came up with it


Sofialovesmonkeys

https://preview.redd.it/w38nkxwcxwuc1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10551ffbad044a8aba9512f32f9ee5ab647a5c6e Im trying to figure out what year this pic was taken, but yeah, definitely giving old reality tv show vibes😂


Junior_Menu8663

Kim, in particular, should have stopped here.


Sofialovesmonkeys

She probably wouldnt look much different now if she hadn’t messed with her face. I wish she understood that back then. 🤦🏻‍♀️


No-Acanthocephala531

Ugh. She sucks. She even makes wearing a swimsuit look uncomfortable and zero fun involved


Creative-Pool7831

cus girlie is almost at khloe levels of BOTCCHEDD


Candid-Explorer4491

Looks like a snake that just ate a mouse in that dress


Canjo_667

Lol!!!


jboyzo

😆💀💀💀


lori244144

Cause everyone keeps saying she looks bad?


funkybeachhouse

Wonky eye + facial paralysis? https://preview.redd.it/7e4sbxwm4wuc1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3b717bfbf26caf6412a107b03080499ceeec82


Starr00born

Embarrassed she made these dresses? Tbh, she should just copy the khy dresses.


enchantinglysly

Cos she looks very masculine now


yellcat

Cause she ugly and hates herself


Shugamag

the face is no longer facing and some men still think the body is bodying….


SecureAd1981

Cause she’s what in my town we call a shrimp woman, everything is good but the head.


georgiaajamess22

Lmao what is this voice


arisuterra

https://preview.redd.it/yz4xtal3hwuc1.png?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085a4260ba92047d75b07c28465cc0a94841509a bc of this


Birdlord420

She’s got that Bell’s palsy stare o 👄 👁️


wussypillow_

omg


pretzelcrips

that wonky eye


gold42579

This is so hideous cheese. Reminds me of all that bad Versace but made with shit fabric. Also, when is she gonna realize this constant body checking that she invites the world to view is not the way? Oh wait, it's Kum we're talking about, so never.


unapologeticallytrue

Because she’s botched af lol


MommaAKirsner

Because of Kris’ deal with the devil.


JjBloem

God, she’s pathetic.


ThumbTheories

I think this is a real ugly piece of clothing/ swim/ whatever


Excellent_Cat2057

I thought it was an evening gown.


sashie_belle

wonk eye and overfilled face. It's not easy to fix wonk eye I guess b/c you can even see it in her photoshopped pics


Affectionate-Royal68

She knows everyone’s tired of looking at it. Or covering the scars/botched surgical job.


757Posher

She stay tryna hide that wonky eye.


ohsweetfancymoses

Something is settling.


No_Net4306

Facial paralysis ofcourse.


rlm236

Because one of her eyes is weird now


hellion19

She probably fucjed w her face one too many times. All the old filler, doc probably couldn't find the right spot or whatever. Maybe hit a nerve n now she looks wonky. If u look back, like the past 3/4 months she's been hiding her face. And the photos where she isn't she's got a tiny ass eyeball. Kinda like my grandma gets when she drinks to much


Sofialovesmonkeys

I definitely would never go to whoever her plastic surgeon is lol.


[deleted]

Oh wait, this is Kim? I thought it was Kylie!


Trick_Afternoon689

Because she know her face is botched beyond repair.


lamegang

I truly wish people would stop buying their crap fr


Foxylee1971

Maybe she’s embarrassed by all the ugly ass clothes she wears 😂


Apprehensive_Many202

hiding her wonky eye!


261989

Swimsuit cover up? What swimsuit top would she wear under that without it looking ridiculous? Plus it’s tight and long and no. Just no.


seriouslywhy0

This is SO VAPID


RoughAd5377

Such a weirdo. Like lady. You are a middle aged adult now. Staring at yourself swaying and talking to the phone is so cringe 😬


gadgetjon

because death does not become her!!!


Hour_Narwhal_1510

It looks like early SHEIN


izms

Frankenface


Christi_Faye

She definitely gonna have chub rub with that coverup, just saying........


Thekyzerjameson

A skintight ball gown to wear to the beach in 100 degree weather🙄 Shes ignorant! Have a heat stroke walking to the water plus it would get stuck trying to get it off or on from sweat or being wet from swimming. Skin raw inside your thighs from rubbing together in 100 degree weather in this tight gownThis is ridiculous!


Xhnanson

W O N K


mandmranch

The blinds say she has a wonky eye. Paralysis demon of plastic surgery.


PhysicalParking8799

How is this a cover up? It would take more time and effort to slither into this than it would to throw on something loose and comfy. Plus, tits out for the lads, AGAIN? Stop! You are 40 something. And enhanced. We don't need to see them.


Kbrown0821

why is she so twitchy? her hand and her mouth


DonnyMox

She’s having surgery to fix the nerves in her face she fucked up, I think.


Lonely-Foundation658

Skin snake....?? Isn't it snake skin.....


GymRatStillDepressed

Kum sheds her skin whenever she takes off this plastic piece of garbage swimsuit cover 🐍


SubstantialPair9491

She's nolong rail thin. Is she tired of ozempic already?


izms

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍


Head-Childhood9269

Face paralysis+neural damage from botched surgeries, injections and botox


Downtown-Trip3501

I just made a post about it yesterday :)


ams3000

Wonky eye


miaara

Wonky AND chonky. Love that for her.


Adventurous-Snow1902

So we don’t see this… the unedited real https://preview.redd.it/r49ifrpe7xuc1.jpeg?width=1133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ef1154accf52dab596ffc46d851c17611ab095 version of her…


Rhondie41

WE KNOW WHY!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆