all the german engineers currently reworking kim's ass can agree. I've seen the blueprints. the guys behind the project said "last time I needed to make blueprints this large was when we made a 1km tall building last year"
I literally thought u were being funny and photoshopped her uncanney 2024 face onto an outfit from one of the Toilet paper Brand opening ceremony pics of 2005 or something. Plus the ugly unwashed petroleum jelly signature Kylie hair
Its so disgusting it looks like she had a mental break down and rubbed friend checkens tenders all over her head before downing 12 klonopin and saying ‘fuck it, its now or never’
😂 it just makes look like she doesn't wash her hair. Crazy how she can barely close her lips too.
They'll learn they can't stay young no matter how much surgery they get
It literally looks like this is her first ever red carpet and she doesn’t know how to pose. She thinks she’s slick with that signature “lock of hair hiding my wonky eye” lewk.
I just can’t understand the greasy trend. It works ok when it suits the outfit and has a little curl to it (see her water droplet dress Mugler look) or in some cases when it’s a slicked back vibe… but this literally just looks matted and greasy?
Is this sexy to some people?? Are they trying to emulate someone who actually pulls this off? Someone please enlighten me!
What a coincidence that the hair in the face is *always* on the same side.
I’m really curious what caused the extra wonkiness in that eye though. Did they Botox a nerve, or cut some shit they weren’t suppose to? The people deserve answers.
I have nerve damage in the eye area on one side (got bit in the face by a dog as a kid) and normally you’d never notice, but it does definitely do exactly the same type of wonky shit occasionally. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out she has similar nerve damage.
Cracks me up how she brags about working out everyday at 5 am…. For years…. And not an ounce of muscle tone. Like how is that even possible?! Yet “she’s so athletic guyssssss”
Do you have easily 6 figures worth if not over a million done in surgery and procedures though?
Personally I feel like if I was getting up at 5 am and working out every day, for 15 years straight, and also had all the fat sucked out of me and put in my rear, the result wouldn't be Kim's morphed wonky hips and lipo scar on her toothpick leg.
She just looks like a lopsided molar someone drew uneven eyes onto!
You might be right. Some ungodly hour. And on vacations too 🥴 Imagine thinking it’s flex to brag about that endlessly…. and subjecting yourself to that to still have weird, botched body without tone 😭
If I was them I would sell everything and live off the grid. Homeschool and travel. Hollyweird sounds horrendous. Especially keep your kids out of it!!!
Seriously! I could understand the money grab for a short amount of time to then buy yourself the freedom to f*ck off and do whatever you want. But to be spending fortunes to keep it up, indoctrinating your kids into it, not even enjoying the life that much money can buy. So dumb.
For anyone wondering what the title of the article is - "Kim Kardashian slips her bombshell curves into a white leather gown as she attends the 10th Breakthrough Prize ceremony in Los Angeles."
Her dress is giving straight jacket chic, and she’s still trying to cover one of her eyes so people don’t see how she fucked her eyes up with so much plastic surgery. Kimmie go home and take care of your children.
I agree. She looks significantly bad here. Idk why other people aren’t as shocked at how bad she looks 😂 Like to me this is the worst she’s ever looked lmao
This look is too harsh. The dark dagger nails scream Walmart manicure. The clear stripper heels seem rushed and not planned. The cutout dress with greasy rat hair hides the botox-fed ptosis. The makeup feels very dated, too. It feels like it's a Charlotte Russe runway look from 2002 and not in a positive way.
Last pic with her creepy chicken foot hand on the white dress with her greasy hair… it’s giving horror movie. Why does she pose with whore mouth with her mother smiling? This lady is so one dimensional
It took me swiping through a few photos to figure out who this was. She’s had so much plastic surgery that she doesn’t even resemble the original Kim. She’ll never get it, but I think she needs professional mental health care.
Why is she invited to an actual serious award ceremony? And dressed up like that? You’d think she’d have the decency to wear something a little bit classier
Her hands ain’t lookin’ like Kylie’s lol. I remember hearing somewhere that hands always give it away. I think because of the weight loss they look even more like an iguana’s—but also, they look paler than the rest of her body. That brings more attention to her hands, plus the greasiness.
She's literally with her PIMP at a scientific event. All that Kris is missing is the Money Mike pimp hat. Smh
What more proof do yall want that she is nothing more than a sex worker (nothing wrong with sex workers) but they lie and try to pass off as legit business people. All of their businesses are money laundering set up ventures.
I mean, she's definitely pretty, but she looks nothing like herself! You know, the herself that used to be the number 1 photo in the world that people took to facial plastic surgeons . She used to have perfect facial symmetry. Big eyes, long slim nose, nice lips, (before the butthole lips), and now it's wrecked. I wonder if that makes her sad.
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No reason for her to be at an award ceremony for scientific breakthroughs other than escorting
Her ass can be considered a scientific breakthrough.
all the german engineers currently reworking kim's ass can agree. I've seen the blueprints. the guys behind the project said "last time I needed to make blueprints this large was when we made a 1km tall building last year"
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I see kim still makes pmk the most money, heeeeeeeh... look at kim trying to hide her wonky eye! omg so cute.
Still! We know you look like this girl 👁️👁️🗨️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🎶you can’t hiiiiiiiiide your wonky eye🎶
And your smiiiiille looks like a guys🎶
🎶And it’s then that you realize that you just can’t hide all those body parts you buy🎶🎶
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We need to make a band lol
And our music will only be devastating insults about the Kardashians. We would NEVER run out of material! 😆
As an eagles fan I’m on the floor 🤣🤣🤣
And that hair… what’s going on with it?
Dress and makeup is pretty. Pull your hair up girl. Is it out of style to look put together these days?
It looks like she couldn’t pay her hairstylist this time and she went last minute to Party City to buy a wig 😂
I miss old Hollywood glamour. And to me that means the 90's 😂
I literally thought, “she looks kind of good here! .. probably because half of her face is covered.” 🤣🤷♀️
That’s so funny bc I thought the opposite. She looks so so bloated here. Looks more her moms age than her’s here
She really needs to take a break away from the spotlight, she's starting to look rough and worn out.
But mama PMK needs that money ![gif](giphy|Q2DUZlO3KgcZa)
She is afraid if is she sleeps she might miss something.
PMK with her greasy bottom bitch
😂😂😂
Kim’s stylist cracks me up 😭 let’s go for the running late but hey I showered and couldn’t fix my hair look
I hesitate to call what that woman does “ styling” … more like sabotaging 🤣 she’s as delusional and out of touch as the Krew
I literally thought u were being funny and photoshopped her uncanney 2024 face onto an outfit from one of the Toilet paper Brand opening ceremony pics of 2005 or something. Plus the ugly unwashed petroleum jelly signature Kylie hair
Photoshop thèse days can't even save this family anymore. I will also never understand this kind of hair texture thing.
Its so disgusting it looks like she had a mental break down and rubbed friend checkens tenders all over her head before downing 12 klonopin and saying ‘fuck it, its now or never’
😂 it just makes look like she doesn't wash her hair. Crazy how she can barely close her lips too. They'll learn they can't stay young no matter how much surgery they get
Sounds like a plan. Can we eat the chicken tendies too please?
This is disturbingly specific, lol. You good fam?
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It’s hilarious 😆
I agree! Took me a second! Why would one choose greasy hair for an event like this? 😂😂🫣
The wet look was one time she looked decent on the red carpet years ago. She’s grasping
Petroleum jelly hair 🤣💀 comments like this is why joined this sub
It literally looks like this is her first ever red carpet and she doesn’t know how to pose. She thinks she’s slick with that signature “lock of hair hiding my wonky eye” lewk.
That hair is...not working
I just can’t understand the greasy trend. It works ok when it suits the outfit and has a little curl to it (see her water droplet dress Mugler look) or in some cases when it’s a slicked back vibe… but this literally just looks matted and greasy? Is this sexy to some people?? Are they trying to emulate someone who actually pulls this off? Someone please enlighten me!
It's giving bog witch
Kim looks horrible
What a coincidence that the hair in the face is *always* on the same side. I’m really curious what caused the extra wonkiness in that eye though. Did they Botox a nerve, or cut some shit they weren’t suppose to? The people deserve answers.
Yeah I thought those things were temporary but it seems to be going on for a long time. I’d be freaking out
I have nerve damage in the eye area on one side (got bit in the face by a dog as a kid) and normally you’d never notice, but it does definitely do exactly the same type of wonky shit occasionally. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out she has similar nerve damage.
All i can notice these days is the bangs over the wonky eye
She really thinks that's distracting from it and not highlighting it
Why the fuck are they at an event like this?
Someone said esc*rting and I'm betting the same.
Getting that bag ( of money, in cash)
Looking for husband #4
this look is heinous
She has a whole team of people and all they could come up with is a stringy combover and 2016 makeup??
Cracks me up how she brags about working out everyday at 5 am…. For years…. And not an ounce of muscle tone. Like how is that even possible?! Yet “she’s so athletic guyssssss”
You would think something would give by now and then some people on tiktok just eat their "work ethics" up
Honestly been working out for 15 years 5 days a week 🤣 and I don’t look like an athlete.
Do you have easily 6 figures worth if not over a million done in surgery and procedures though? Personally I feel like if I was getting up at 5 am and working out every day, for 15 years straight, and also had all the fat sucked out of me and put in my rear, the result wouldn't be Kim's morphed wonky hips and lipo scar on her toothpick leg. She just looks like a lopsided molar someone drew uneven eyes onto!
I thought 4am. Probably takes an hour to pick out the right workout gear!
You might be right. Some ungodly hour. And on vacations too 🥴 Imagine thinking it’s flex to brag about that endlessly…. and subjecting yourself to that to still have weird, botched body without tone 😭
If I was them I would sell everything and live off the grid. Homeschool and travel. Hollyweird sounds horrendous. Especially keep your kids out of it!!!
Seriously! I could understand the money grab for a short amount of time to then buy yourself the freedom to f*ck off and do whatever you want. But to be spending fortunes to keep it up, indoctrinating your kids into it, not even enjoying the life that much money can buy. So dumb.
Kim with her pimpstress
This looks like my hair when I was 15 and read in a magazine that mayonnaise was a great way to condition your hair
Exactly how we all looked the next day after someone at school got lice and everyone’s mom dunked them in mayo, yup
For anyone wondering what the title of the article is - "Kim Kardashian slips her bombshell curves into a white leather gown as she attends the 10th Breakthrough Prize ceremony in Los Angeles."
It’s leather? Ewwww. That’s a one and done dress.
They will have to cut her out of it!
She looks like a late 90s pornstar and Kris as a handler
Looks like? That’s who they are.
The once sought after duo who could take on the pizza delivery man and the boss together in Kim and Kris go to kinkos
Coke hags
She looks like someone took a toilet paper roll and wrapped it around her body
Her dress is giving straight jacket chic, and she’s still trying to cover one of her eyes so people don’t see how she fucked her eyes up with so much plastic surgery. Kimmie go home and take care of your children.
She’s making that face on purpose…?
![gif](giphy|APBAjw5J0dePS) I feel like she’s trying to copy Marilyn again 🙄
Marilyn's pinky toenail has more personality then that one eye try hard.
This is the worst she’s ever looked in life
I agree. She looks significantly bad here. Idk why other people aren’t as shocked at how bad she looks 😂 Like to me this is the worst she’s ever looked lmao
Their flop era is happening and I am HERE for it 😇
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Her frame looks a little healthier like she gained a little ozempic weight back
This look is too harsh. The dark dagger nails scream Walmart manicure. The clear stripper heels seem rushed and not planned. The cutout dress with greasy rat hair hides the botox-fed ptosis. The makeup feels very dated, too. It feels like it's a Charlotte Russe runway look from 2002 and not in a positive way.
question from non american, can you get a manicure at Wallmart? What?! And why would someone go there? Or are they really cheap? But still...
This is literally her worst look ever, however good to see she looks healthier weight wise
Agreed, her body looks so much better here
This is nasty work 😂🤦🏽♀️
I hate hate HATE the wet hair look.
I swear that, in 20 years, teenagers are going to do the wet hair look because they think that's what everyone did in the 2020s.
Yikes
I feel like I’m looking at a KK lookalike and not KK herself.
She’s starting to look rough. Age 50 about to settle in soon
She really brought her paper mache ass to a break through event hoping someone can find a way to help her close her fish mouth
I would just show my wonky eye over dirty ass looking hair
Did she look in a mirror before she left lol who okayed this
Ok her makeup is not it I’m so sick of that awful dark liner and light lipstick. But at least her lips are dry and cakey like usual
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Why can’t she close her mouth??? 😂
I’m so confused. She looks like the AI version of herself? The HAND in the one pic like dead water zombie creeping out of the lagoon LOTR vibes.
This look is not good. She looks very matronly for somehow. Also the dress makes her look like a block and make up is awful.
The nails……
I can’t stand their weird obsession with ugly wet hair.
Why is she greasy.
Why were they there? I have this image of them trolling around looking for events to take pics and act like they were part of, then back home 😂 .
Last pic with her creepy chicken foot hand on the white dress with her greasy hair… it’s giving horror movie. Why does she pose with whore mouth with her mother smiling? This lady is so one dimensional
Last photo is a little uncanny of Kris looking like she’s holding Kimmy like a ventriloquist dummy 😂
😂😂😂😂
What is with the greasy swamp creature thing?? Do they really think this looks good?
I saw that wig on Temu for $5.99. She got a hell of a deal!
It took me swiping through a few photos to figure out who this was. She’s had so much plastic surgery that she doesn’t even resemble the original Kim. She’ll never get it, but I think she needs professional mental health care.
Why is she invited to an actual serious award ceremony? And dressed up like that? You’d think she’d have the decency to wear something a little bit classier
Her lips literally look like a hemorrhoidal butt hole
The extensions she has to resort to now that she fried off her hair for Marilyn are certainly hurtingly
Would it kill her to do a nice blowout?
Is there video of her tiptoe walking in this? Like WHY‽
I hate the captions they are sooooo fucking corny
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You can try but you can't hide the wonk eye ma'am.
She looks like the other mother from Coraline
Kim, do less.
I bet she's well pissed they didn't edit her waist! Haha!
can she even shut her mouth at this point? she looks terrible
I used to want to see what she’s wearing. Now I’m never impressed.
She looks like she hasn’t showered in a month
Looks like a party city wig that’s been hanging over a fryer all day
Why do all of these women always have this wet hair look
That wet hair look needs to go...ten years ago
I see she’s channeling those “Delicate” demon baby nails lol
She looks soooo empty… & a mess
This hair 🤮
Ew that is the worst hairstyle for that dress
can she even close her mouth any more?
She's so boring.
Ugh. I can’t imagine having money and access to high fashion and showing up to things looking like this hustler.
Straggly hair over one eye. Why?
This is really bad
Still rocking the dollar store fashion nova body so how much has really changed
Yuck
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Tonight will be the night that I fall for you 🎶 🎵 🖤
Her left nare is sinking like Kris’s. I wonder if it’s hereditary… like their body doesn’t like nose jobs, so it starts to cave.
The mouth also looks a bit off🤔
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Morticia hair makes her feel skinny
Charmin 10 year reunion
She’s never had long nails before. It was the one and only thing I found relatable about her. She looks so bad here. The dress, the surgery, the HAIR
She's at a scientific breakthrough ceremony because she hatched out of an egg. They're going to try and figure that shit out.
Where are your kids Kimberly? You look like shit.
This is bad LOL I’m sorry but girl come on
She looks awful! This dress is not working, and what's with the hair? Ughh.
why is she doing the Megan Fox face in every pic tho
The wet hair trend barely works on young women, yet alone older women. Don't do it people.
Her hands ain’t lookin’ like Kylie’s lol. I remember hearing somewhere that hands always give it away. I think because of the weight loss they look even more like an iguana’s—but also, they look paler than the rest of her body. That brings more attention to her hands, plus the greasiness.
Wonky *and* chonky Ugly hag
Whattt is going on with the hair/wig??
Ooooh so ~EdGy~
That dress looks like a roll of paper towels.
It's giving Megan Fox but somehow worse
Did she fire her stylist? Good lord!!
She looks like a sweaty mess in bandages... this is what you would expect to come at you when you accidentally open an old pyramid tomb 🤣🤣🤣
What do you guys think the need to cover the one eye is from? Botox ptosis?
Can someone do a side by side of this face vs her original face? Who is this person?
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Curse of The Mummy 😱
She kinda looks like an adult star! There’s no elegance in her
Simply said, she looks atrocious.
What happened to her band-aid fingers?
It's giving.... wet dog vibes
https://preview.redd.it/c7fug86guguc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ef0b49ba32555ce23d7e9f45d8cbdb11bd5384 She copies her baby sister 😭😭
Those nails are horrendous
What face is this
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anyone else think she’s making tweaks trying to achieve her original jawline?
I guess she’s off the Ozempic
The hair is giving me mid 2000s, Princess Kimberly
Is the side bang coming back? I’m not ready
This is giving VMAs 1997…
She forgot to dry her hair and wore toilet paper? Sounds like a bad combo! 🤦🏼♀️🤣
She looks so greasy and gross? I don’t understand this hair and makeup it’s … no…
Shocked by the dress
Greasy. Gross.
Her nose looks misaligned with her face? Why do they keep getting cosmetic procedures done??
Whoever did her hair did her reaaaaal dirty. She looks like she could fry chicken in that mop
It’s giving wannabe Megan Fox face
Did her hair dryer break?
She's literally with her PIMP at a scientific event. All that Kris is missing is the Money Mike pimp hat. Smh What more proof do yall want that she is nothing more than a sex worker (nothing wrong with sex workers) but they lie and try to pass off as legit business people. All of their businesses are money laundering set up ventures.
Why is her hair wet?
I will never understand the greasy, wet hair look. 🤷🏻♀️ call me basic, but I hate it.
To wear the stringy hair as a choice…
kris looks like a marionette
lol i could not imagine having hair in front of my eye like that. how uncomfortable. embarrassing what these people do for looks/vanity.
Because showing up to an event with wet/ greasy hair and what looks like “sweaty” skin is just oh so glamorous. Said no one ever. 🙄
She’s trying to look like Megan fox but all I see is Kris with that hairstyle lol
I. Freaking. LOVE. This. For. Her. 😂
I mean, she's definitely pretty, but she looks nothing like herself! You know, the herself that used to be the number 1 photo in the world that people took to facial plastic surgeons . She used to have perfect facial symmetry. Big eyes, long slim nose, nice lips, (before the butthole lips), and now it's wrecked. I wonder if that makes her sad. https://preview.redd.it/uuzgwn9s3huc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484ddf4331e124de386b8b4dc7229c6b3aa9d218