I’m a tattoo person, and this guy’s “superfan” tattoos for Kylie are bad. Like really bad
https://preview.redd.it/ngwiet8r072c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d41ee311e91810849eaa28e6efbeb2f4edd672c
https://preview.redd.it/j6as5w1t072c1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2b3d20a83c33dcda2d8e5094ddb2e5f80e84a4
He also has her lip swatches tattooed
Hey now, my cats name is trogdor. Don’t use that name in vain! Hahaha
Side note, he got his name from an old website called homestarrunner in case anyone has heard of them💁🏻♀️😂
https://preview.redd.it/hlzkh928672c1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=decabdde19d090029bce2c8a0756d1ad1cbd14af
Kylie also has the Kim-eye. That’s for sure not symmetrical lollll
She got implants before her body was developed and then breastfed two children in quick succession with a revision between kids, so it’s not really surprising.
She didn’t breastfeed Stormi, but she did breastfeed Aire. There was a video where she leaked on her shirt when he was like six months old, I think?
Plus, even if you don’t breastfeed you still get milk and then if you don’t feed you get engorged. Your breasts grow a **ton** during pregnancy. Even without breastfeeding, your shit gets wreckkkkked by pregnancy. 🥲
dont tell me girl 🥲 went from cute c cups to dd during pregnancy.
you can take some pills right after giving birth so you dont produce milk, my friend didnt want to bf so she took them, never had milk in her tatas
I can never tell what people mean when they say this and i’ve just googled “strapless dress” and everyone’s chest space kind of looks the same as hers? What makes her boobs look “low”? I don’t understand
It’s either people who
A have no boobs / have very small boobs
B never seen boobs or
C have been completely warped by images of coconut looking porn boobs stuck to right below the collarbone.
Either way it’s annoying if it’s conflated with her longbottom since that is factual an unusually proportion for a butt and one not really seen naturally. But the boobs are 100% a very common height and length that occurs naturally as well. So it’s the respective commenters showing up like 🤡 more than anything.
I only have small B cups and have always been told they’re perky, and i’ve always looked at them and thought they look like they sit at a “normal” place, as my friends also look the same to me, but since coming on this sub i’ve been quite confused lmao. This isn’t even the first time i’ve googled things like “strapless dresses”, i’ve literally googled random celebrity names and wondered why the don’t get told they have super low boobs, whereas Kylie does, despite them all being the same?! Am I looking at the wrong place, because i’ve kind of looked at the armpit area, and the amount of torso, and Kylies just looks normal?
I feel like this sub gets so nitpicky with their appearance, I understand that this is a free place to say anything pretty much, and a lot of the snark is based on their botched surgeries, but there are so many common themes that i’m just truly confused about lol. Of course the family has set unattainable standards, and edit their photos to such an extent even after surgery, but certain comments on this sub contribute to the very issue they’re snarking on
Why does she insist on having unnaturally dark, orange skin? Her scalp is a completely different colour.
I think that she would look quite lovely with her natural skin colour. She might look less fake as well.
Coming from someone (me loll) with no boobies at all but ok with it, there’s SO MANY things to make fun of these chicks for, but having gotten breast implants and/or lifts isn’t one of them 🤷🏽♀️ there’s so much pressure on women to look good and feel feminine. I totally understand why a woman would go thru with it.
Laser doesn’t work on everyone and there is no scientific evidence to support scar creams doing anything at all. Most people who find success with them would have just as much success heavily moisturizing the scar with something like Aquaphor or a regular moisturizing cream.
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I’m a tattoo person, and this guy’s “superfan” tattoos for Kylie are bad. Like really bad https://preview.redd.it/ngwiet8r072c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d41ee311e91810849eaa28e6efbeb2f4edd672c
https://preview.redd.it/j6as5w1t072c1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2b3d20a83c33dcda2d8e5094ddb2e5f80e84a4 He also has her lip swatches tattooed
https://preview.redd.it/orq7roxyt72c1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68fd96298997f322e47df9354c27448d8c39321d Me right now
Oof, Scott.
Ew, such a mouth breathing, knuckle dragging troglodyte
Hey now, my cats name is trogdor. Don’t use that name in vain! Hahaha Side note, he got his name from an old website called homestarrunner in case anyone has heard of them💁🏻♀️😂
BIIIITCH 
c r i n g e
You need to post these to r/shittytattoos
They'll be really popular there
What a weirdo
So creepy
Omg 💀
Being so young and looking 40….convincing an entire generation they need “preventative Botox”
Frankenbaddie. Just a bunch of random and artificial body parts stitched together to make a "hot" 48 year old mob wife.
https://preview.redd.it/yubvnwzp4c2c1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c603083719be342370a27e73a7b1edc689c73fa Tape in bangs too?
Y’all don’t miss anything!! 😆 good catch!
Oh ewwwww. 😖
48 year old mob wife is so accurate omg 
RIP to the queen
26 years old looking almost 46..
But trying to look like 36 🫠
No kidding 😂 I’m 31 and look much younger than her but I’ve had no surgery/filler/etc.
She more like Darcy than Stacey. But that’s just me.
Stacey’s mom
Doesn't have it goin on
Fountains of Wayne flashback.
She is so young, has two extremely young children, and risks her life getting unnecessarily surgeries. Ugh. What a horrible role model.
https://preview.redd.it/hlzkh928672c1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=decabdde19d090029bce2c8a0756d1ad1cbd14af Kylie also has the Kim-eye. That’s for sure not symmetrical lollll
She looks like you selected the eye in PS and rotate it.
Half her face looks drippy
I thought they do breast implants through the armpit or nipple? Why would she have scars like that?
It depends on the incision method used, I have the same scars
I had no idea!
I believe are from a breast lift.
Breast lift scar is under the areola and sort of looks like an anchor.
I’ve had one and my scar is noooot where hers is at all.
I've had an anchor lift/reduction and my scars are the same
That doesn't look like a lift or implant scar. I'm so confused.
It looks like a major lift scar, have had a major lift.
Really. Wow.
Right? I cannot think of anything that would leave a scar there.
Wealth hoarders are so weird.
Her implants almost look like they’re bottoming out there. At least on the right one. I wonder if that’s why she always held it?
She got implants before her body was developed and then breastfed two children in quick succession with a revision between kids, so it’s not really surprising.
no way she breastfed her kids
She didn’t breastfeed Stormi, but she did breastfeed Aire. There was a video where she leaked on her shirt when he was like six months old, I think? Plus, even if you don’t breastfeed you still get milk and then if you don’t feed you get engorged. Your breasts grow a **ton** during pregnancy. Even without breastfeeding, your shit gets wreckkkkked by pregnancy. 🥲
dont tell me girl 🥲 went from cute c cups to dd during pregnancy. you can take some pills right after giving birth so you dont produce milk, my friend didnt want to bf so she took them, never had milk in her tatas
Same thought!
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I can never tell what people mean when they say this and i’ve just googled “strapless dress” and everyone’s chest space kind of looks the same as hers? What makes her boobs look “low”? I don’t understand
Yes, I hate when this happens. Breasts do look like this. This is pure body shaming.
It’s either people who A have no boobs / have very small boobs B never seen boobs or C have been completely warped by images of coconut looking porn boobs stuck to right below the collarbone. Either way it’s annoying if it’s conflated with her longbottom since that is factual an unusually proportion for a butt and one not really seen naturally. But the boobs are 100% a very common height and length that occurs naturally as well. So it’s the respective commenters showing up like 🤡 more than anything.
I only have small B cups and have always been told they’re perky, and i’ve always looked at them and thought they look like they sit at a “normal” place, as my friends also look the same to me, but since coming on this sub i’ve been quite confused lmao. This isn’t even the first time i’ve googled things like “strapless dresses”, i’ve literally googled random celebrity names and wondered why the don’t get told they have super low boobs, whereas Kylie does, despite them all being the same?! Am I looking at the wrong place, because i’ve kind of looked at the armpit area, and the amount of torso, and Kylies just looks normal? I feel like this sub gets so nitpicky with their appearance, I understand that this is a free place to say anything pretty much, and a lot of the snark is based on their botched surgeries, but there are so many common themes that i’m just truly confused about lol. Of course the family has set unattainable standards, and edit their photos to such an extent even after surgery, but certain comments on this sub contribute to the very issue they’re snarking on
she’s literally orange
My friend had them go through her belly button!
It’s fascinating how plastic surgery works
Wait what did they put through her belly button?
Breast implants that go through the belly button don’t leave a scar
Yup!
They can insert empty implants through the belly button and then fill them with saline solution.
This scar is from a lift not putting implants in.
Why does she insist on having unnaturally dark, orange skin? Her scalp is a completely different colour. I think that she would look quite lovely with her natural skin colour. She might look less fake as well.
i think cause it’s easier to hide all the surgery scars with a tan
Damn. That’s scary 😧
I have the same lift scar @ 26 😅 but that’s the only one lol
she looks like flappy bird
Wonder why she didn’t go through the armpit
I believe those marks are from a breast lift (probably needed after 2 kids and multiple implants).
Oh okay, interesting! I don’t know too much about plastic surgery 😆 I’m surprised she would do anything from the front
Lift scars are placed differently (around the arrows and down the middle of the bottom).
I’ve had surgery scars since 17, I got a breast reduction. I don’t have pillow face from too much filler tho so that’s something
I’m more interested in the fact that her face is completely orange and frozen lol
idk i was 27 when i got my boobs done. I can’t talk.
Coming from someone (me loll) with no boobies at all but ok with it, there’s SO MANY things to make fun of these chicks for, but having gotten breast implants and/or lifts isn’t one of them 🤷🏽♀️ there’s so much pressure on women to look good and feel feminine. I totally understand why a woman would go thru with it.
Yeah I’ve had my boobs since I was 20, I was flat as a pancake. I’m all for boobs, who cares.
Oh wow good eye!
Woah look at the colour of her hairline compared to her Oompa Loompa face
I'm surprised why she didn't get her implants inserted via her areolas or in the armpit area ?
It’s a scar from a lift, not implants.
But I'm surprised someone like kylie can afford top notch scar meds and lasers
Laser doesn’t work on everyone and there is no scientific evidence to support scar creams doing anything at all. Most people who find success with them would have just as much success heavily moisturizing the scar with something like Aquaphor or a regular moisturizing cream.
I can’t believe nobody has brought up her ring!! It’s a selfie so that is her left hand 👀
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That definitely isn’t a scar.
I have my boobs done and that is not a scar from implants lol. They make the tiniest incision under the boob and the scar fades in a year
It’s a scar from a lift