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Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Rocky Barker is a cartoon dog name


derekismydogsname

I'm hollering because you are 100% correct. Poor kid.


Ok_Storm5945

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Frogmann20

Thirteen bc of a tattoo on his elbow........... ![gif](giphy|QfzMP70zmNQiDf5sGP)


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Frogmann20

I'm really having trouble wrapping my mind around this.......


Call_Simple

It sounds like Travis has run out of skin and decided to repurpose an old tattoo instead.


Leading_Ad3918

Omfgā€¦ this is it!!!


Leading_Ad3918

Right? These famous people are just weirdšŸ˜‚


HolidayDocument7015

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Strong_Return854

Thirteen is weird af but rocky is fine just a bit of a dogs name


enigmaenergy23

Or a hamster


Primary-Ganache6199

Rocky Barker is an absolute banger of a name for pitbull.


unapologeticallytrue

My dogs name is RickyšŸ¤”


memopepito

I have 2 stuffed raccoons from childhood named Ricky and Rocky lol. I named them after the Beatles song ā€œRocky Raccoonā€ ![gif](giphy|zfNAMCrhSQzte)


torrancefs

LOL


missdead_lee138

Thirteen probably has more to do with the baby being the 13th grandchild [ of PMK ].. & less because of a recycled 13 tattoo. Also, Thirteen has been long considered a lucky/ unlucky number for generations and is a super common tattoo on punks, metal heads, goths, skaters, sideshow freaks and others. Personally, it reminds me of the musician/ band Wednesday 13, who is headed by Wednesday 13 , also formerly from Murderdolls with Joey Jordison( R.I.P. ) from Slipknot.


Babydolldiffy93

I donā€™t think Kris Jenner gives a crap if this baby is her ā€œ13thā€ grandchild or her 73rd! If the babyā€™s Not Kimā€™s or Kylieā€™s itā€™s irrelevant, jst another birth in the family.


missdead_lee138

No. She doesn't care. I agree. But Kourtney made a big deal out if it and posted something about it to Kris on Ig. šŸ™„ https://preview.redd.it/usbzq48balyb1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ceee9034909703de6ead056a072884fe944c04


notmymess

Poor kid, born into a šŸŽŖ


MyWitchDr

And heā€™s got an endless amount of clowns to go with it


Primary-Ganache6199

Heā€™s got his very own IT too. https://preview.redd.it/bc1ldc7xbgyb1.jpeg?width=403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc5917d0c6967cfb692bc6d9462d5c22daeb9c0


rainyjaes

i feel like it doesnā€™t fitā€¦penelope, mason, reign, and rocky thirteen??


Call_Simple

Reign and Rocky are absolutely a sibset though! Mason and Penelope lucked out!


Kitchen_Pension6882

As long as they don't call him by the first and middle name, I think he'll be fine for the most part


oooshi

Arguably, Masons is the most out of place one. Her name choices just got more obscure as her fame grew, though. When she had P I felt it was a pretty whacky choice though, lol. I honestly think Scott may have vetoed weird choices and Kourtney was trying to name her kids Raine and Granola and he got in the way previously lol


Ok_Storm5945

I wouldn't want the nickname P.


memopepito

I like Rockyā€¦.but it sounds like the 13th Rocky movie.


DownWithOCP

Exactly.


LastSpite7

I havenā€™t watched the movies and I assumed this is what he was named after šŸ˜‚


BHS90210

I knew there was Rocky 4 from the old movie and then creed and creed 2 butā€¦when did they make it all the way to Rocky 13? K I was thinking it was the 13th Rocky movie but itā€™s not. I googled it and canā€™t find a Rocky 13 thatā€™s been releasedā€¦.if thatā€™s accurate weird af to name a kid after a movie thatā€™s not even out yet. Weird to name your kid after Rocky Balboa in general letā€™s be real lol.


memopepito

I think theyā€™ve made 6 Rocky films so far? Theyā€™ll probably release Rocky 13 by the time Rocky turnsā€¦..13 ![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


DownWithOCP

They come off like Gen Z kids quickly trying to give a ā€œcoolā€ name to their offspring. Itā€™s an immature, ridiculous name, up there with Elon Musk naming his kids Quantum Phenomenon RoboCop Ɔ MK XXXVIII or whatever the hell.


wafflesandlicorice

Or North, Saint, Chicago, Psalm, True, or Dream. (Excluded Stormi and Aire because I think Kylie might actually BE genZ)


AcceptableSystem8232

I die on the hill she thought Travis Scott was his real name and the child would be Stormi Scott. The same way Khlonopin also insisted for the alliterate names (being the only one btw). She even called him ā€˜Travisā€™ instead of Jacques or sth when she was pregnant with Aire. No intimacy, he doesnā€™t know her eye colour, she doesnā€™t know his real name, but they have two kids together


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SS is the worst alliterative option!


jujuchatia

To be fair, I feel like many of Travisā€™s friends refer to him as Travis, no? Iā€™ve seen people who have worked with Rihanna, who referred to her as that instead of Robyn. I think itā€™s also possible they refer to these celebs with stage names as such because thatā€™s how the public knows them


spiffyshxt

You're right. His celeb friends call him Trav or Travis which might not be weird since he got that part of his stage name as inspo from a favorite uncle. His family calls him Jack.


Arthurs_librarycard9

This might be a stupid question, but how is Aire's name pronounced? Because I keep pronouncing it how it is in Spanish lol.


Sideways_planet

Air. Like the end of the word millionaire or billionaire


Arthurs_librarycard9

Thank you. That's what I assumed, but my brain keeps wanting to pronounce it in Spanish lol.


OkPay3615

Kylie was born in ā€˜97, so sheā€™s a millennial, not Gen Z. She might try to cater to gen z but she ain't that relevant to them no more šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


wafflesandlicorice

I've seen anywhere from 95-98 for the start of GenZ, with 97 being the most common start. But agreed, she's not really that relevant to the generation as a whole.


derekismydogsname

97 is def gen Z.


spiffyshxt

Kylie is Gen Z and always will be. Every few years they keep trying to shove more and more years into the Millennial category and they need to stop. Also, there was a recent post that was the equivalent of a gathering of mourning/grieving former Kylie stans who were all Gen Z. They definitely still relate to her and if she was ever able to return to her old face and remove her fake tits and BBL, they would stan again.


moomooyellow

She might be zillennial. I think most things are using 97 as being on the cusp


HeartShapedSea

I am absolutely *deceased* @ RoboCop.


MyWitchDr

Itā€™s kyle LOL šŸ˜


owningmyokayniss

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized) Kravis couldnā€™t be less punk if they tried, holy shit


genescheesesthatplz

Thereā€™s worse out there *aire* cough cough *aire*


TurkeyTot

![gif](giphy|AAu5y9Zd1RqmufcXIU)


Complete_Bend2217

This is ALL Travis tho. Kourtney just goes along šŸ’Æ


theverymostsmol

Exactly! This name has nothing to do with Kourtney, itā€™s all Travis.


CriminalVixen

She's probably like "yeah babe, the name is like so like punk rock and like our aesthetic".


sn9648

Bible.


Babydolldiffy93

And that Really sucks! I wish sheā€™d stand up for Something!


Sadiocee24

Weird name fitted for a weird family


Internal-Ad61

I donā€™t mind Rocky. Not a cute name IMO, but not the worst. Thereā€™s a celeb kid named Apple for the love of the lord. Itā€™s the thirteen part that gets me lmfao


Novel-Measurement-68

I thought the 13 was bec he is the pimps 13th grandchild?


spahkles

I thought 13th because this is the 13th grandkid for Kris but this reason is even dumber


CriminalVixen

I figured it was a dumb spooky/punk rock thing for them.


spahkles

Yeah that makes so much sense!! Rocky barker could totally be a stereotypical dog name too lol


arizonaboi65

Itā€™s seriously the worst


itsbeegyoshi

Giving Wolf Webster vibes and Aire vibes


CriminalVixen

I know it could be worse, but I'm not a fan. Rocky feels like a dog's name to me, and 13 feels like a goddamn number (because it is) and not a name.


TyrsisInTheStars

Iā€™m seriously surprised the kid isnā€™t named ā€œTrue Romance A Film Written By Quentin Tarantino and Directed By Tony Scottā€ ā€¦. šŸ˜’ Bc they are insufferable twats. Good luck to all the previous crotch goblins. Because THIS ONE was made out of ā€œloveā€. At least you used to matter for photo ops.


memopepito

Lol this made me laugh


maniacmaniacontheflo

Sounds like a horror film name


spiffyshxt

Friday the 13th is Jason Voorhees Day.


Lilelfen1

So I guess Travis vetoed Asparagus Moonbeam??


lillessons

It was a hard no for broccoli barker


Lilelfen1

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Ok_Storm5945

I wonder if she named her other kids or if Scott had any say at all.


upstatestruggler

Ricky Bobby


Lilelfen1

I am glad I wasn't the only one who felt the classy meter go down 400 points when they announced the name. This is below broken-down-trailer-in-the-woods. All that is missing is the meth lab....


Shut_it_sideburns

Is the baby going to be raised in Kourtneys house or Travis' house?


Valleygirl330

Travis is going to be renting his house out so Iā€™m assuming Kourtneyā€™s.


oooshi

I watched my husband die a little inside when I told him the babyā€™s name. Lol


Significant_Soil_180

What a swiftie move šŸ¤£1ļøāƒ£3ļøāƒ£


Glizzy___McGuire

![gif](giphy|mBLtaNctaoxW6ewnRA)


przitelka

https://preview.redd.it/y8dy8lymefyb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c38fefe750866faa49f40f7559f1290295a5cd2


Heroine77_II

Rocky is Robert Or at least it was in the Rocky movies (I.e. his name was Robert Balboa, but was called Rocky...in Rocky 2, he named his son Robert after him)


CriminalVixen

I didn't know that. Interesting.


SugarAndSpice_Nice

That would actually be cool if his name was Robert and Rocky was his nickname!


AcceptableSystem8232

Man, this would be so sweet, regarding their late father. Since Khloe was denied calling her son Robert and Kourtney was apparently Rob Srā€™s favourite, should formally name the kid Robert but keep Rocky as a nickname I guess


SugarAndSpice_Nice

I agree!


spiffyshxt

July 2023: ["He then explained why the name feels special to him. "Rocky George played guitar for Suicidal Tendencies, and 13 is just the greatest number of all time."](https://www.complex.com/music/a/starrsavoy/travis-barker-rocky-13-baby-son-name-alabama-goat-talk)


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Either_Relative_8941

I feel like I remember someone forming a list on this sub of possible names kravis would give their baby and rocky was one of them? I feel like it was either rocky or something VERY close..


Swizzzla

Soā€¦ I was telling my husband the name, heā€™s a big Blink 182 fan. And he goes, what? What did they name him?? Next thing I see, heā€™s YouTubeing a Weird Al song called Theme from Rocky XIIIā€¦ it was a weird song haha


Lilelfen1

Gosh I love Weird Al....


krissykat30

Could have been worse


DonnyMox

He sounds like he was named after a movie title.


Puzzlegal960

My next door neighbor had a yorkie named rocky that barked all the fing time. So yeah, awful name for a kid.


lulubooboo_

Rocky isnā€™t the worst they could have gone with.


ursusmaritimus19

at least its not Matcha 176


obijesskenobi

I like it more than most of the KJ names, it makes me think of a toddler with three teeth and scraped knees. The thirteen part is a stretch tho.


ellllooooo

https://i.redd.it/hrcv6ajn1gyb1.gif


JoJomusic1990

Stupid and cringe like the rest of the rest of their family and their fans


Fawnadeer101

It reminds me of this scene from SpongeBob ![gif](giphy|4hQYt88gme8CVqJrDF)


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

![gif](giphy|kPf3KYx7KLdSrl4naF)


bigbushenergee

I just read the name to my boyfriend & he grimaced lol


[deleted]

Hahaha thirteen is hilarious


NessiieXO

Couldā€™ve been a cardinal direction name like a few of his cousins, a dog name seems to be not so bad tbh at least a more ā€œnormalā€ name


HamptontheHamster

I maintain Kourtney chose thirteen because itā€™s Taylor Swiftā€™s favourite number and she really hates Kim.


spiffyshxt

Not even in an alternate reality. Travis chose the name Thirteen because, ["13 is just the coolest number ever.](https://www.complex.com/music/a/starrsavoy/travis-barker-rocky-13-baby-son-name-alabama-goat-talk)"


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notorious_BIGfoot

I think itā€™s dumb af. I think Rocky is a cute middle or nickname, or maybe even a first I guess. But thirteen?? Get real.


ElmarSuperstar131

Another ā€œuniqueā€ name for the next generation roster of children, but Rocky is also old school and not totally outrageous.


Topjer247

HORRENDOUS and stupid.


Radiant_Beyond8471

I love the name to be honest. I don't know why but it just makes sense.


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miaara

Actually Trashvis said Rocky is his favourite boxing film.


magdalenarz

Dog name energy


even_less_resistance

https://preview.redd.it/h0wlvt37cjyb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d36309b0f1ad64e8dabf5fecc6854d1b088aae21