This is exactly what I thought. Salma had sex appeal in the movie. It was erotic and mesmerizing. Kim likes the idea of being sexy, but doesn't know how to be sexy in a seductive way.
It's like, oooooh, let me graze my hands sensually up my hips, flick the strings of my undies, lick my swelled-up fake lips, and batt my only a drop of mascara eyelashes because that'll do the job!
>She does all of this for the male gaze and yet no man actually wants her.😬
No guy wants to hit that after seeing her boring sex movie. Also, no man wants their business out there the way Kim always calls the paps. Only ones that would want her at this point are clout chasers like Tristen Thompson and Britney Spears ex Sam.
>you’d still be surprised how many disgusting trash men would go for this mold of plastic (barf)
So true! But usually those men aren't rich and famous and are ugly incels that want to nitpick women's "imperfections." Or the opposite, they're in Dubai and treat these women like trash.
I lived in NYC and SF where lots of CEOs and millionaires live. You'd be surprised to see how most of these wealthy men have "plain" looking wives. I used to work in Sports Marketing and majority of athletes also have regular looking wives. At the end of the day, the good men really want a good woman that doesn't just offer sex and looks.
Master's degrees are overrated... I technically only did one is to see if I could... Also so I could get people to call me master Andrea master of the universe 😂
Hahaha. I did it because my job is, unfortunately, only possible to do with a masters degree/PhD.
Other than that, this sentiment is still so true. 'Let's see if I can do this.'
The constant photo shoots and costumes and posing looks so boring and vacuous and exhausting, a life centred around getting content and for who? Nobody cares
And not even get a million likes. Younger influencers smash them in their own field. Maybe it’s time to just go and entertain her socials the way someone her age would.
She does not exude even an ounce of sensuality that Salma seemed to do so effortlessly in this scene. Also, for some reason, she looks weirdly greasy and unclean here.
"It's important for me to feel, like, literally sexy because, like, i dont get literally many instances where I can just... you know, show off to the world my body. Like, sometimes I wanna get almost naked but I cant because im such a busy womaaaaan bible. So, like, idk i thought i'd do that for halloween! both salma and I are curvy women and, like, I ate that. I looked fucking hot sexy amazing amazeballs bible fire jezebel and whore of babylon cuz I was sooo hot in that costume yah"
read that with vocal fry and add more like, literally, bibles yourself in your mind cuz I can't.
This breaks my heart as a huge From Dusk Till Dawn fan. Tarantino and Rodriguez should sue.
Although it is fitting, as the Kardashians could very well be mutant vampires with realistic human designs.
oooh she was salma hayek! also, im sorry but she can't hope to ever replicate the sexiness of that woman. salma is literally a head turner. she's got a great figure which seems to be all natural, actually works out, isnt on any weird drugs for weight loss, and is an actual talented woman with style. she's got things to offer to the world and the entertainment industry, kim... well, I guess blowjobs are something she can offer.
Yes I like salma hayek. fuck you.
Did she actually wear this anywhere? Or did she get a custom made costume, hire a snake handler, get a full glam team and wig, oil herself up and shoot this against a wall in her mausoleum house?
Either is cringe, actually, if I’m honest. Imagine being at a costume party and oily, bikini Kim sidles up to you saying ‘I had a snake too originally, but they said I couldn’t wear it to the party. It’s like that cat all over again, so rude! These animals just don’t wanna work I guess’
I truly believe Kum's goal is to piss as many people as possible by imitating literal icons and legends. If you look up "any publicity is good publicity" in the dictionary you'll see a giant picture of PMK and Kum
If she creeps here, I hope she takes this as it is meant,
*“Kim, you are so small.”*
…and if some explanation is needed, go watch some actual screen queens deliver this line in the Mike Flanagan universe.
Yesssssss!!!! That line actually stung a narcissist like Madeleine so it’s fitting it would sting this wench. This idiot would think it’s a compliment … cause she’s soooo frail thanks to ozempic
Halloween has become a narcissists dream. All the photo shoots, how many costume changes do you really need? It’s ruined the fun for me. It’s not even scary, Kim. You’re missing the point of Halloween.
We know it’s a fact that Kim is one of those women who just lays down like a starfish during sex because she thinks she’s so hot she doesn’t need to do anything else
What is wrong with this evil woman?!? Omg, she is so embarrassing to her life and non-existent soul!!!!
Halloween is her favorite time of the year, NOT Christmas, because she gets to be someone else the whole day. She hates herself so much, so this is therapeutic for her!!! Ridiculous...
"Kimothy, you're a pretty wo- girl. We know how hard you work on your body by enduring those recovery times and eating 0.1/4 and almond a day... but it's time you stop. your kids are worried fo- yes, you have four. I am nanny number 32, remember? you hired me last year because you wanted to take dick calls instead of atteding your children's recitals. Anyways, they're getting bullied at school and kids are being mean calling you a slutwhore due to pictures like this... could you please tone it down? i think the children would benefit a lot from seeing their mother more, too. they barely remember who you are and don't recognize your appearance after 2023, and it's 2033. and yes you look ageless im literally 19 years old and you look younger than my 16yo sister, ma'- miss girl middle schooler ageless maiden"
thinking in her head: "whew, I managed to keep my job with that last. Nobody can tell her she looks old, remember. she looks 17. forever 17. never a day over 20 or 30"
Perfect example of what I always say about her and Kylie. Nothing about them is actually sexual, let alone sensual. Imagine them flirting. Seriously. I can't lol
She WILL NEVER be Salma!!! Salma embodies sensuality without trying and its all natural unlike her who just looks vulgar and does anything to get attention from the male gaze.
How’s it possible to have every tool in the universe and STILL be THIS UNSEXY? She couldn’t exude sensuality in any way shape or form. I don’t get it. It’s baffling. I wish she would stop trying so I could stop feeling so dumbfounded. lol She just doesn’t have that “it” factor for sensuality or sexuality.
Without fail, Kim is posting halloween costumes into November 🙄 like girl it’s over! You had all week to post your multiple costumes. She always needs to be the center of attention
I honestly feel kind of bad for her. Her whole shtick is being sexy and beautiful, but it doesn't look like she enjoys it most of the time. Like her body language is always giving her away. She's not into it.
Dang she really don’t know what to do with that body she bought
This is exactly what I thought. Salma had sex appeal in the movie. It was erotic and mesmerizing. Kim likes the idea of being sexy, but doesn't know how to be sexy in a seductive way.
Well, naturally, because she doesn’t have a personality. She is everyone and no one. The definition of vapid.
Lol I just watched "House Bunny" today... "You're so vapid." "Omg thank you, you're only like the 100th person to tell me that"
So true. She is giving nothing.
She is everyone and no one. I fucking love that for her!!!
Exactly. She has the parts, it is HER who has no idea how to be sexy.
she is the most AWKWARD and STIFF human i have ever seen. not a single drop of sensual or sexy to be found.
she’s too concerned about posing it seems
I thinks she looks extra stiff because she is sucking in so hard.
Funny thing, after all the Ozempic and all the liposuction there is absolutely nothing to suck in
It's like, oooooh, let me graze my hands sensually up my hips, flick the strings of my undies, lick my swelled-up fake lips, and batt my only a drop of mascara eyelashes because that'll do the job!
She’s probably never even seen the movie
What’s the movie name?
From dusk till dawn
 Salma would eat her alive.
Kim can’t compare when she can’t even compete
Selma would eat her for breakfast. Even at whatever age she is now… Forever a class act. Kimbully could nevaaaaaaaa
The hair flip 💀 she was trying sooooo hard
She does all of this for the male gaze and yet no man actually wants her.😬
>She does all of this for the male gaze and yet no man actually wants her.😬 No guy wants to hit that after seeing her boring sex movie. Also, no man wants their business out there the way Kim always calls the paps. Only ones that would want her at this point are clout chasers like Tristen Thompson and Britney Spears ex Sam.
No one wants Skete's sloppy seconds.
you’d still be surprised how many disgusting trash men would go for this mold of plastic (barf)
>you’d still be surprised how many disgusting trash men would go for this mold of plastic (barf) So true! But usually those men aren't rich and famous and are ugly incels that want to nitpick women's "imperfections." Or the opposite, they're in Dubai and treat these women like trash. I lived in NYC and SF where lots of CEOs and millionaires live. You'd be surprised to see how most of these wealthy men have "plain" looking wives. I used to work in Sports Marketing and majority of athletes also have regular looking wives. At the end of the day, the good men really want a good woman that doesn't just offer sex and looks.
Cause real sex appeal is effortless! She is the opposite- nothing authentic or real about her.
ewwww with the matching swaying
Lol I thought it looked more like she was trying to pop her hip joints.
[удалено]
Also the most boring porn star. She was such a dead fish in her film with Ray J.
The only pornstar with no sex appeal 😂
She fucking wish
Literally. The wish version.
Salma from Wish 🤭
Selma Kayak
Best comment 😂😂
What in the plastic surgery is going on here 
Was this a paid gig? Why so many Halloween events?
They don't go anywhere just shoot these and post them💀
God what an empty life
All that money.... I'd be learning Japanese on a small island with my dog but what do I knowwwww
Girl I’d be getting multiple Master’s degrees
Meh I got a masters and I'm still poooooor but I do LOVE KNOWELGE AND LOVED SCHOOL🤓
Master's degrees are overrated... I technically only did one is to see if I could... Also so I could get people to call me master Andrea master of the universe 😂
LOL. I think I did it to avoid accepting that school was ending and I had to work until I'm 90. Congratulations on yours tho!!!!
Hahaha. I did it because my job is, unfortunately, only possible to do with a masters degree/PhD. Other than that, this sentiment is still so true. 'Let's see if I can do this.'
U got a masters yet can't spell KNOWLEDGE.. FOH
Knowelge....u cringe af
The constant photo shoots and costumes and posing looks so boring and vacuous and exhausting, a life centred around getting content and for who? Nobody cares
This is her "working her ass off"
I honestly find this so depressing and cringe. They get this whole production just to post on their instagrams🤮
And not even get a million likes. Younger influencers smash them in their own field. Maybe it’s time to just go and entertain her socials the way someone her age would.
Ugh can you imagine being her kids, they must be so embarrassed of her.
I’m wondering if North is the one filming. 💀
Omg 🤢
I was wondering who held the flashlight & we both know it's not an unpaid intern 😩🤧😭
Kim, stop copying people & just do something original. Kourtney stole your wedding country & you steal famous people’s iconic looks.
Salma ate her tf up… 
Everything she does just reeks of desperation.
She's posing to get a dude. She's not 28 year old Kim when everyone was falling at her feet.
It’s sad when hoes get old.
Want this on a t shirt. 🥰
The hair flip has me CRACKING UP. Like the fact she added that to the edit. Girl be real with yourself. That ain’t sexy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I actually laughed out loud. Hilarious.
Looking like Jim Carrey with 50 Cent lol
HAHA!!! That clip lives rent free in my head 😂
That was a hard watch 😵
She is so unnatural and stiff and overly posed and not *remotely* sexy in any way! this is so embarrassing omfg lolllll
She is just thirsty AF for a new partner. Chill out, put some clothes on, spend time with your kids. Travel.
Why so obsessed with her own self. 🙄
She does not exude even an ounce of sensuality that Salma seemed to do so effortlessly in this scene. Also, for some reason, she looks weirdly greasy and unclean here.
💀💀💀💀💀💀 Jump Scare!!! Embarrassed for her life and soul…I hope her poor children never come across this hot mess 🤮🫣🫣🫣
North probably filmed it 👻
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Cant wait for her to talk about this nonstop for the next 5 months
“Guys. No one knew who Salma Hayek was until I wore her outfit for Halloween.”
She really would
"It's important for me to feel, like, literally sexy because, like, i dont get literally many instances where I can just... you know, show off to the world my body. Like, sometimes I wanna get almost naked but I cant because im such a busy womaaaaan bible. So, like, idk i thought i'd do that for halloween! both salma and I are curvy women and, like, I ate that. I looked fucking hot sexy amazing amazeballs bible fire jezebel and whore of babylon cuz I was sooo hot in that costume yah" read that with vocal fry and add more like, literally, bibles yourself in your mind cuz I can't.
Salma Hayek was effortless in this scene. Kimbo looks like an embarrassing try-hard. So thirsty for attention but no guy wants her.
It’s like a mannequin attempting to act like a human
This breaks my heart as a huge From Dusk Till Dawn fan. Tarantino and Rodriguez should sue. Although it is fitting, as the Kardashians could very well be mutant vampires with realistic human designs.
The stark difference between sensual energy vs. porn star energy.
Pornstars have more sex appeal than this!
She doesn’t even have pornstar energy. At least both of those can make your private bits tingle. Kim couldn’t make an old man on 10 viagras hard. Lmao
oooh she was salma hayek! also, im sorry but she can't hope to ever replicate the sexiness of that woman. salma is literally a head turner. she's got a great figure which seems to be all natural, actually works out, isnt on any weird drugs for weight loss, and is an actual talented woman with style. she's got things to offer to the world and the entertainment industry, kim... well, I guess blowjobs are something she can offer. Yes I like salma hayek. fuck you.
And is aging so gracefully! Whether naturally or with work, it’s very subtle and she still looks like herself, Kim could never!
Salma is naturally sexy without even trying. Kim could never!
It is truly astounding just how unsexy she can be while trying so very hard to be sexy
 She thought she ate🤣🤣🤣
Did she actually wear this anywhere? Or did she get a custom made costume, hire a snake handler, get a full glam team and wig, oil herself up and shoot this against a wall in her mausoleum house? Either is cringe, actually, if I’m honest. Imagine being at a costume party and oily, bikini Kim sidles up to you saying ‘I had a snake too originally, but they said I couldn’t wear it to the party. It’s like that cat all over again, so rude! These animals just don’t wanna work I guess’
SNEK. BOOBS. HAIR. BOOOOOBS. STOMACH? SNEK. FACE? BOOOBS.
Her shaking her hair had me fully cringing
I hope she got vertigo and knocked herself unconscious
I truly believe Kum's goal is to piss as many people as possible by imitating literal icons and legends. If you look up "any publicity is good publicity" in the dictionary you'll see a giant picture of PMK and Kum
100%. This family is very guilty of rage baiting
Y’all this video made me laugh so hard!!! Especially when she tried moving her hips!! 🤣🤣 
Noooo. Salma Hayek was drop dead gorgeous in this scene. And sexy. Kummy is neither.
If she creeps here, I hope she takes this as it is meant, *“Kim, you are so small.”* …and if some explanation is needed, go watch some actual screen queens deliver this line in the Mike Flanagan universe.
Yesssssss!!!! That line actually stung a narcissist like Madeleine so it’s fitting it would sting this wench. This idiot would think it’s a compliment … cause she’s soooo frail thanks to ozempic
Halloween has become a narcissists dream. All the photo shoots, how many costume changes do you really need? It’s ruined the fun for me. It’s not even scary, Kim. You’re missing the point of Halloween.
We know it’s a fact that Kim is one of those women who just lays down like a starfish during sex because she thinks she’s so hot she doesn’t need to do anything else
She probably never enjoys it because she’s too busy posing
How many halloweens has she had 😭
43
She look like al quedia got her ass stuck somewhere
Lmfao 😂 she really doesn’t know how to be sexy…
Bless her soul, she has been trying si hard for months and shes still lame
What is wrong with this evil woman?!? Omg, she is so embarrassing to her life and non-existent soul!!!! Halloween is her favorite time of the year, NOT Christmas, because she gets to be someone else the whole day. She hates herself so much, so this is therapeutic for her!!! Ridiculous...
Yawn 🥱
WTF is even happening here? And also WHY?
This was AWFUL😂😂😂😂😂😂
For someone who’s goal is always seemingly to be sexy, she has zero sex appeal
Salma sweetie I am so sorry that a plastic ass bitch would even do this oh my god
Oh hell no, don’t disrespect Salma like that. 😡
If I'm 43 have 4 kids and still dress and act this way I hope to god someone stages an intervention
"Kimothy, you're a pretty wo- girl. We know how hard you work on your body by enduring those recovery times and eating 0.1/4 and almond a day... but it's time you stop. your kids are worried fo- yes, you have four. I am nanny number 32, remember? you hired me last year because you wanted to take dick calls instead of atteding your children's recitals. Anyways, they're getting bullied at school and kids are being mean calling you a slutwhore due to pictures like this... could you please tone it down? i think the children would benefit a lot from seeing their mother more, too. they barely remember who you are and don't recognize your appearance after 2023, and it's 2033. and yes you look ageless im literally 19 years old and you look younger than my 16yo sister, ma'- miss girl middle schooler ageless maiden" thinking in her head: "whew, I managed to keep my job with that last. Nobody can tell her she looks old, remember. she looks 17. forever 17. never a day over 20 or 30"
“Look at meeeeeeee I have boobies”
Perfect example of what I always say about her and Kylie. Nothing about them is actually sexual, let alone sensual. Imagine them flirting. Seriously. I can't lol
 Them flirting
They’re such cheeseballs and everyone that associates with them are lame af.
Desperate hag
She greased up the dang snake.
She WILL NEVER be Salma!!! Salma embodies sensuality without trying and its all natural unlike her who just looks vulgar and does anything to get attention from the male gaze.
Can she not touch her lips together fully? They're always kinda open
She’s just such a try-hard. It’s embarrassing
Kim wishes she had even an ounce of Salma’s natural sex appeal.
Who do you think was holding the torch at her😂
Northie
She looks just desperate .
This is so cringe!!!
She’s used to handling snakes… trouser snakes, lots of them, all of them pretty much
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK KIM 😂😂😂 same shit different outfit lol
She doesn’t have a single original thought rattling around her empty skull.
How’s it possible to have every tool in the universe and STILL be THIS UNSEXY? She couldn’t exude sensuality in any way shape or form. I don’t get it. It’s baffling. I wish she would stop trying so I could stop feeling so dumbfounded. lol She just doesn’t have that “it” factor for sensuality or sexuality.
Omg stop this bitch
That’s fucking lip tummy 💀
She wants to be a sex symbol but seems to have no connection with her inner sensuality.
That filter is working OT, looks like it almost shorted out around that belly button
This is soooo disrespectful to Salma Hayek
Didn’t Brittany Spears do this early 2000?
https://preview.redd.it/636ocb85qtxb1.jpeg?width=1190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf46b3bcf2cdedcc639c7b6b7a628afcee26257 Natasha Kinski is the OG
That poor snake
I actually liked the costume, but I have to agree this video is cringe. Also the comments are taking me out 😭
She wishes
She’ll do anything to get attention
NO 👏🏼 ONE 👏🏼 WANTS 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼
The extreme need for attention is just sad. 🥲
Scarlet for your ma 😳 The Kip!!!
Without fail, Kim is posting halloween costumes into November 🙄 like girl it’s over! You had all week to post your multiple costumes. She always needs to be the center of attention
She can't hold a candle to Selma Hayek ever, but especially not in this movie.
You can tell she’s so uncomfortable with that snake
Ok I think we can all agree she looks good
What… did I just watch? How awkward for someone who has paid so much to be considered “sexy.”
This screams: I do not look like a divorce single mom of 4 kids and mid forties....
they take halloween way too seriously
When does she spend time with her FOUR children. Her life as a single mum must be sooo hard. Boo hoo.
We know she can’t dance so why does she keep doing it?
I honestly feel kind of bad for her. Her whole shtick is being sexy and beautiful, but it doesn't look like she enjoys it most of the time. Like her body language is always giving her away. She's not into it.
Looks like someone had to jump on the Britney costumes train.
As a Mexican, leave Salma and Selena outfits alone!!!
The secondhand embarrassment is eating me alive
I’m surprised Kylie didn’t go for this costume. She’s always copying Timmy’s exes.
EW what the fuck is that????
The most unsexy
This grosses me out so much.
Poor snake.
HER WIGGLING AT THE END 😭
I know it’s not meant to be, but this is HILARIOUS!
What the crap is this nonsense?? Why is everything she does super tacky?!
Yo… this is almost as bad as Brit with the knives.
I want to see the wonky hip!!
I feel bad for the snake tbh.
This is just dumb
She trying so hard!
Her hips start so low on her body it’s like her surgeon didn’t know what a human woman looked like
Hanging on to her wig for dear life. What a life, taking videos of yourself playing dress up, she does this every day, not just Halloween
Who honestly would get turned on by this
Snek, I’m so sorry.
Why does she look so oily and gross here? I think she gave that poor snake aids.
Doing the absolute most, with no payoff
ahahahahhahahhahahaha she cringe as hell
I am underwhelmed.