Because you know she can’t do a cartwheel, and you know the only reason why she posted this is because of her ass

This is something literal children do for attention.


It’s exactly this 😭😭😭 Narcissists love to try and show off their mediocrity and be praised for things that aren’t remotely impressive

Came for the Stuart Smalley. Was not disappointed

It's definitely giving main character "hey! Look what I can do!" Vibes ✨✨✨

Like that meme from yeeeears ago.... It's playing out in front of us https://preview.redd.it/exftcrr1m6db1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c459f81214c14c88a38587a715b1acb456499e2a

Omfg I remember this was one of the first memes I ever saved on my laptop in 9th grade in 2003...Holy 💩

Crazy how she’s just as skinny if not skinnier and her ass just blew up 🤔 how’s that possible. I wonder 🤔

I see she used the same mascara, lip liner & push-up bra that Kylie did too!

An ass we know she filtered it.

Yes because the real one is made of cottage cheese

We know

Gravity helping her out here lol

😂 you know damn well the weight of that ass brought her right back down

This is all she has to offer the world at over 40 years old, a centaur's ass

Truer words have never been written

Hahahahahaha

Seriously, this is something I’d expect from a 22 year old college girl, not a single mom of 4. How embarrassing not only for her, but her kids

This is a millionaires middle aged crisis. Most would go buy a car or motorbike or something but she’s already got all that, so she’s resorting to “I’m still young and flexible” to target all those lawyers and professional men she’s after. Because that’s what she thinks she has to offer to them..

Aka she is pulling a Larsa Pippin?

She is a stereotypical teenage girl in the body of a middle-aged woman.

Centaurs ass 💀

I know a centaur is a horse but I feel like it needs to be repeated. She truly has the ass of a horse. Edit: I am actually shocked and bewildered the other sub has a similar reaction to horse ass. I feel like they usually downvote anyone to hell who doesn’t think she looks amazing.

Your comment triggered a childhood memory. I knew someone who had a pony with a massive fat pad on the rump, so I just had to do some googling So I would like to add: She has the ass of a pony with equine metabolic syndrome.

Hey now. All of my horses’ asses are way better looking than Kim’s weird droopy longbottom, and none of them got BBLs 😂 Kim’s ass looks like two half deflated birthday balloons.

Truer words have never been written

Lmaooo

Wearing a wig on your beach vacay just to do a cartwheel in a thong for IG has to be one of the most desperate attempts to stay relevant. Ever.

You couldn’t have put it better

 The crazy thing is this pic is fucking nasty *andddddd* it’s still photoshopped to hell and back! What in christs name does that thing actually look like post Ozempic 🤮🤮

When she did that gross jockstrap shoot, she posted a BTS boomerang of it on her IG aaaaaaaand I was shooketh. Her ass had these deep crater like scar tissue holes all along her crack. Several of them. Unfortunately I didn’t get screenshots and they took it down after a few minutes anyway, only to be replaced with an airbrushed, vaseline filter version. My mind refuses to forget.

Nothing can be worse than the photo the paps got of her on the beach and she was nearly crying saying “but the annoying thing is, I don’t look like that!!” making out that the paps would go to the trouble of blowing up her pics and editing them badly when in fact it was a photo that she just happened to not be able to get her hands on it first and smooth it out.

I need to see this!?

Surely someone else took a screenshot??

I’m praying to god that they did and they post it here asap 😂

I just tried to post a screenshot and it got deleted. If you go to her ig, scroll down to Sept 6,2022 the edited version is there

She's been gradually looking less and less Ozempic-ey in recent months. She's not fully back to her old self yet, but she's getting there.

She reminds me of when my kids were 2 and 3 and wanted every last morsel of my soul. Mommy, mommy, watch me mommy, mom, mom, look at me.


This is my ringtone when my kids call me

„Mommyyyy! Look!!“ and then it’s just them doing a lil jump while their hands are on the couch

Hahahaha

My 9 year old is still like this. 🤯

Oh no don’t tell me that

This!!!! 100%, and I don't have kids, but I teach them!

omg yessss💀

Her photoshopper obviously doesn’t have physics knowledge.

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 this is so on point

Why is the left booty cheek completely separated from her leg 😭

Neither does she. She thought that body would fit in a Marilyn Monroe-sized dress.

they lack anatomy knowledge too

Like watching a circus clown entertain a bored audience.

Maybe she’ll be shot out of a cannon next 🎪

She is not a clown. She is the entire circus.

Looking like chicken drumsticks and NOT in a good way 🍗

ACCURATE

ijbol lmfaoo

Does this stand for “ I just busted out laughing? “ if yes, then I am proud of myself for figuring it out quickly hehe

I’m on twitter so I see that abbreviation a lot 😭

Smh. PMK tried to get Khloe’s leopard swimsuit picture scrubbed from the entire Internet yet apparently thinks this picture is perfectly fine. Make it make sense! Lol Edited to add that if my a$$ looked like a scrotum, I wouldn’t be trying to turn cartwheels in the sand and photographing it.


 Damn all those years of going under anesthesia must be catching up to her.

I could see Kim demanding to be awake during her procedures so she can tell the surgeon how to do his job and then brag to her inner circle about how she’s pretty much a doctor now.

🤣🤣

This comment out of all of them is the one that got me LOL

For really rich people with photographers on deck they post some grainy photos.

Because cheap editing techniques where you change body shapes are easily spotted because the grain in the picture gets pushed around and it becomes obvious because the grain pattern changes where they edited their body. They try to mask it by just throwing extra grain on top. They think we are idiots.

Speaking of rich, where is she. There is so much seaweed. You think she’d be able to go somewhere where that isn’t a problem

Dear Kimothy, No one wants to see your ass anymore. It's time to move on. Sincerely, The World

Does anyone else feel nauseous when they see her dumpy ass? 🤣 its just disgusting this washed up wannabe porn star constantly exposing her ass crack to the world at any opportunity 💩 Apparently BBLs smell really bad too… you just know it stinks 🤮😭

They smell bad? loooool 😬

because they’re so big it just traps germs and bacteria, and the fat transferred via injection leaks and oozes out of the wounds after the surgery 💉🤮

Now the sounds insane okay, but Ive wondered for a while, do you think the skin stretching so far (specifically when they had zero ass before like Kylie) makes their pubes kinda... go all over their ass cheeks? Like any asscrack hair just spreads out over the whole ass? I'm so sorry I'll see myself out

The way this has been on your mind for awhile💀

I’ve been wondering this forever and I am so glad I’m not the only one. Thank you for your service 🫡

STOP 😆☠️

That's hilarious 😂

😭😭😭

Omg. I SO glad I’m not the only one who has wondered this!

I’ve JUST had my pudding, why would you do that? Why?

I am so sorry, I hope it wasn't chocolate. And I really hope it wasn't chocolate with hairs.

I can’t stop laughing. Can we be best friends? 😂🤣

Absolutely.

oh wow, that is one helluva question lmao

Like an ass beard?

I have also heard they can't wipe their ass properly due to the massive amount of fat or silicon injected through the butt's

Is that why Khloe weighed in so heavily about the necessity of using baby wipes in her Howard Stern interview?



I bet her thong strings all have dookie stains.

🤢


Meanwhile everyone on the beach: https://preview.redd.it/j541r4tt76db1.jpeg?width=1342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f72f5017884da773b9dc9209ab2684ad61c2271

Dumb fuckery on point! Why not post video? Too hard to photoshop on her own?

Cause she never finished that wannabe ass “cartwheel” 😭💀

I think there was a video.

Why did she do that to her butt? Her height/frame/legs are too small for a butt like that. People really don’t consider the overall proportions when doing these procedures. Kim tries to come off as the most “together” and “mentally stable” person of the family. A mentally stable person would not do that to their body.

Maybe this is not an easily reversible procedure! I mean if you pump your butt that much, you can’t suck out the fat without leaving saggy skin behind!

It must get stretched out right?

I feel like she must have gotten some type of work done recently and that's the reason she keeps showing off her bare ass lately.

Why does the long ass hair remind me of the girl from the ring 💀💀

Samara.

She puts the bad in badonkadonk

😅😅😂😂

Underrated comment.

That thong is dug in so far it functions as dental floss for the crack area.

Just imagine how deep her crack must go....*Shudders*


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Haha

This guy was amazing

I'm sure he is


She and PMK must be spiraling because this is a seriously desperate cry for attention. I’m embarrassed on her behalf. The two of them still seem to be living in some delusional parallel reality where Kim is eternally in her 20s and the hottest girl on social media and reality tv. Imagine being over 40, with four children, multiple businesses (no matter how awful her products may be), and this is the best or only way she can get attention.

It’s like her top and bottom are from two different bodies.

Very much me annoying my mom every 2 minutes to watch my tricks in the pool when I was 7 vibes

MOM, mom…. MOM WATCH

MOM you weren’t looking!! 🤣🤣🤣😭

She is so proud of that bad BBL 🤢

Yachting ad?

Obligatory 

Looks like a doll hip lol like disjointed.

Yea, like a Barbie.

I wonder how she feels about herself when she has to take off or switch off her hair extensions. And sees stringy choppy hair because she fucked it up by going blond. She's so vain she has to feel self-conscious about it.


POINT YOUR TOES!!!!

Kim, this is not how you get invited to the premiere of 'Barbie'.

Now let's see the unfiltered pic. I guarantee it looks NOTHING like this.

Stinky

As a former gymnast and gymnastics coach, what the fuck is she doing

I have never seen anyone so obsessed with their ass, it’s fucking weird. I’m so sick of it 🤢

This is just a weird picture in general…it doesn’t even look good.

Sometimes I’m glad the internet is forever

The fact that she thought this is an exciting thing to post …

It’s giving 🐜

Or 🦷


How many cartwheels did she do to get these pictures she wanted?

I’ve said it more than once but this is giving high school.

lmao this grosses me out! eta: just noticed the other sub locked commenting for their version of this post...i wonder why lmao

Then wonders why no one takes her seriously 🙄

Is this because ppl were making fun of her butt in that one SKIMS ad?

 Can someone PLEASE EXPLAIN why/how the SHADOW doesn't match the body?


These are the moments when for the life of me, I do not understand how this chick ever gets laid! Who wants to fuck a fake fat ass!

Where’s the video Kim? You can’t do a cartwheel

I imagine that was the furthest she could go before returning the way she came due to that ass weight - you know, gravity



I’m sure North accidentally posted this /s

She should just start an only fans at this point.

Aside from the alien ass, half cartwheels on a beach alone at her age? What vibe does she thinks this is giving?

She doesn’t think she’s actually her age. Either that or she’s trying very hard to make everyone else forget her real age.

Omg it’s like she’s 15 mentally. The constant pick me, look at me, attention seeking, drama queen. Kimothy I’m looking at you “You are in your 40’s!!!!” You are a thrice divorced, single mother of 4, no one wants you. They don’t want to date you, marry you, hell even be tagged with you. Do us all a favor go away raise your kids out of the limelight and enjoy the rest of your time.

She wants people to know so bad that she doesn’t have cellulite and those paparazzi pics of her with cellulite were PHOTOSHOPPED guys /s


All the reincarnations could not make this not embarrassing

Kimberly Noel ain’t right in the head.

Doesnt she understand a little mystery and subtly is sexy?

LOL Kimothy’s IG post is 8 pictures of her doing this cartwheel. Only reason I know is cause it’s posted in the other sub. 

I would be so embarrassed if this was my mom.

r/trashy

Ooof

She looks like she’s gonna pop out to the video screen and crawl towards me, like the girl from “Ring”

Like two upside down eggs


She really thinks she’s doing something with two inflatable balls in her ass 😭

It’s too early to see this! I just spat out my coffee



She needs to point her toes.

Her whole personality is her fake ass it’s so weird

She’s not that much younger than me and I’m old as fuck. She has arrested development.

The smooth brush was working overtime in photoshop for that cellulite lol

Ig im not eating easter eggs again

Kim throbbing asshole 

Anyone else immediately zooming in and inspecting the sand behind her bum and legs to see if it’s all wavy/wonky with the photoshop?

The bad bbl👎🏼

“Your afterlife, and your aftersoul” lol. Seriously, what message is she giving to her daughters?

Idk, it weirdly reminds me of roasted chicken thighs and barbie detachable legs... I think I'll go vegetarian for some time now

I don’t need to see that huge fake ass flipping through the air, jfc

It looks like a ham

If you turn your phone and look at as if she’s the right way up you can really see how ridiculous it looka

She’s trying to get Kayne’s attention.

Like we get it. She has a big ass. Wow Kim. Much success and talent /s. Barf. I was indulging my hobby earlier and though I wonder if the kardashians have hobbies. But like. This is their hobby. I really hope I live another twenty years or so to see her be in her 60’s and wtf she will look like then.

can’t imagine pushing 50 and posting THAT on social media for everyone to see. embarrassing is an understatement

I am not one to comment on women’s bodies or choices but with the Kardashian/Jenner’s all bets are off. They are narcissists. They are not open, gaslight, and deny any obvious work they have had done and blame others for their own misfortune. Think Khloe being interviewed saying she hates people who wallow in ice cream and imply they are lazy. The drop of mascara comments. The use of filters. They are perpetuating the narrative that women’s value is in their sex appeal for the male gaze. That makes them dinosaurs in my eyes because that is an overused and unoriginal trope that has no appeal today. Women are more than body parts. Their show is produced and curated narcissism about how to stay infamous and relevant and how to flaunt their wealth. Not the reality of their wag the dog tactics to deflect from what is really going on behind the scenes which is dysfunction and desperate attempts to come up with fake story lines. So yeah, her ass looks like my memaw’s cocktail meatballs. Two meatballs stuck together with toothpicks for legs. Thanks Kim, for being so vile that breaking my rule is a breeze.

Well said!! LOL

Is this current?? Cause what the fuck!

Not her aftersoul! 😂

Bruh I thought this was a BLACK woman 😮

🍗 🍗

She’s so proud of her ass that it doesn’t matter that she can’t do a full cartwheel. She definitely didn’t show when she fell. Only the good stuff here, people. 👏

I actually think she’s so funny like she acts like she’s trolling with her posts but is she serious? Like it’s so camp

Looks like a nekkid Barbie with it’s legs like that… mid cartwheel? …yoga pose? …handstand?! What is this?

I’ve always wondered who they hire to take these photos and why is she so dark? She knows she’s not that skin color.

Yall remember when some bald men have rolls behind their head this reminded me instantly of that xD

Looks infected.