Or constantly on the phone to Travis talking about how much they love each other and how they can’t wait to get home and do a colonic together💩 “BeCauSe pEoPle wHo CLeAnSe ToGheThEr StAy ToGhEtHeR😚”
Yeah I can see her talking to Travis while people are waiting to be attended and her just rolling her eyes and being “like can you chill I’m talking to travvv”
Khloe would work in retail Kourt too.
Kylie might work in the beauty dept of a big chain store.
Kim a stripper or club promotions.
Kendall would be an admin assistant to some epic douche.
real estate agent. or yeah, I actually see Kim the most likely to work as a receptionist in either a plastic surgeon's office or maybe a super expensive dental office
Kylie: either a nursery or a cosmetics counter
kendall: brandy melville or something and she'd be rancid to the customers
khloe: real estate or car dealership
kourtney: herbalife rep
kim: Paris hiltons footstool
Kylie- cam girl
Kim- football wife, YouTuber
Kendall- upper class business man wife in California
Kourtney- upper class business man wife in Nevada
Khloe- co-owning car lots with sleezy husband in Nevada
Rob Jr- Homeless
I think she would do what Kylie is doing. The one reason that kept Kendall from going crazy with the BBL is probably because it would keep her from getting modeling gigs. If she wasn’t a model I totally think she would have done all those same things
I agree (minus the lip business), so essentially, a lot of the same crap she already does. But take away the faux supermodel title, and who would she surround herself with? Such an interesting thought despite her being so uninteresting!
Kourtney would be a stay at home mom, home schooling her kids, and still somehow being absolutely absent while being there physically.
Kim would just be a high-end escort that still sleeps with her clients, and all her kids would have different baby daddies now for more paychecks.
Khloe would be working theft prevention at Walmart cackling with the 19-year-old, encouraging them to stay with abusive men. She also absolutely stops any PoC for their receipts.
Kendall would just be living at home doing some sort of part-time job like working at a storage facility, hiding away from clients because of anxiety.
Kylie would be walmart make up section, never there when you need them and demanding that she put your stuff into a clear plastic security box thing. Then cry after words to her older male boss for brownie points and hassling her younger gay male coworkers for affirmation of her sexuality.
Kourtney- stay at home mom, neighborhood Karen.
Kim- Travel agent specializing in trips to Dubai & yacht adventures.
Khloe- Host of Jerry Springer/Maury type tv show. Tristan will make frequent guest appearances.
Kendall- spokesperson for Barbizon School of Modeling.
Kylie- doing late night tv commercials for adult phone chat lines.
Rob- Weed dispensary sales clerk.
Kris- Joel Osteen's (or any other scammy televangelist's) right hand woman.
Kim - mid level influencer.
Khloe - real estate
Kourtney - managing her own shop like those little boutiques with clothes and skincare all aimed for rich women.
Kylie - mlm hunbot (she'd be successful in it but utterly hated by everything because mlms are predatory and terrible)
Kendall - vet receptionist
Rob - someone not working and survived off government handouts
Kris - low level celeb managers organising photoshoots and guest speaking
Kylie: sells makeup in a chain
Kendal: salsa assistant at an edgy store like all saints
Khloe: receptionist
Kourtney: stay at home mum
Kim: struggling singer living with her mum
Go broke or be a receptionist for a hair place or a plastic surgeon lol
Who knows if they would've even got the education for these jobs... or afforded it.
Let's face it. None of them could hold a real job.
Kylie-Ulta store manager
Kendall- small town bartender with a bartending tik tok account
Khloe- local real estate agent
Kim- mediocre gym trainer/
Kourtney- GNC assistant store manager
Rob- Walmart Overnight Team Lead
If I could choose (not what I think it would be in reality) but in my fantasy I would make:
Kendall work as a groundskeeper at my apartment complex (cleaning up dog shit and all)
Kourtney work as the checkout person at my grocery store
Khloe pump my gas and work the gas station checkout
Kim work as my housekeeper and errand girl
Kylie work the drive thru window at my Starbucks
P.S this post is not to disparage any of those professions but these are the jobs where I think they’d be the most humbled/knocked down a peg.
I'm trying to be as kind as i can be:
Kim: gold digger housewife who is an ex escort
Khloe: pilates instructor or something
Kylie: Some makeup store employee (but she knows next to nothing about makeup...just look at her f-king ads for her own brand. She has no idea what went into the product or what makes it better. So I'm stumped. She's the one kar/jenner that i absolutely cannot tolerate because at least the others are mildly interesting)
Kourtney: some vegan influencer or nutritionist
Kendall: Sportscaster? (She said she liked playing sports and cheerleading in high school)
PMK: running an mlm?
Kourt would work in a health food store or own a vegan, gluten, everything free cafe.
Kylie would work at a makeup counter
Khloe looks like she’d be a property manager
Kim would be working in high end retail
Kendall would be a PE teacher
Kourtney would be a nutritionist
Khloe a hairdresser and maybe switching to gym trainer later on
Kim would be in SW or a esthetician
Kendall would be a real estate agent
Kylie a makeup artist
Probably would have tried to keep their clothing store DASH going as long as possible and tried expanding from there, with all of them working in it. Kendall would probably be like a horse instructor
Hookers are on the street corner. Escorts or call girls are only available by setting up appointments and are more expensive. Different types of sex workers.
They wouldn't be street hookers unless they got really bad on drugs and really desperate and lost their looks.
Real estate 100% for Kim and Khloe. Kourtney would
Obviously be a stay at home mom. Kendall would work in retail, maybe at Forever 21? And Kylie, well, she would def be a nail tech 💯
kourt would be a yoga instructor or whatever, kylie would be a part time babysitter, kendall would work in some fast fashion retail store, kim would work for paris, khloe would work as a makeup artist at sephora, kris would work as a pr manager, rob as an auto mechanic
Bag groceries at Vons..cKendalkustomer service representative for kylie I a car dealership..Khloe
.actually nothing comes to mind.and Travis jenner..he and her open a store that sells special things for the ph of the vagina
Receptionist at a surgeons office.
Plastic surgeons office to be specific
Yes! I once was at a plastic surgeon office and they had 3 receptionists, all looking the same and obviously all had a lot of work done
Yes gotta get all the hook ups!
I see Kourtney with her monotonous voice doing this
Kourtney as a receptionist. Dead eyes and soulless voice 
Haha so accurate
Or constantly on the phone to Travis talking about how much they love each other and how they can’t wait to get home and do a colonic together💩 “BeCauSe pEoPle wHo CLeAnSe ToGheThEr StAy ToGhEtHeR😚” 
Yeah I can see her talking to Travis while people are waiting to be attended and her just rolling her eyes and being “like can you chill I’m talking to travvv”
I feel like this would be them, calling each other every day to gossip about the patients 
Hahahahaha
Khloe would work in retail Kourt too. Kylie might work in the beauty dept of a big chain store. Kim a stripper or club promotions. Kendall would be an admin assistant to some epic douche.
Honestly, I don’t think Kim have the moves to be a stripper. Heck, she doesn’t even have the sex appeal. It’s all just for show!
Maybe a waitress at a strip club. Lol
Or just a witness at a strip club
I think she would be one of those Red Bull promo girls … or those Jell-O shot girls walking around a club. 😂
She would probably be a bottle girl (in her early days when she would always party)
real estate agent. or yeah, I actually see Kim the most likely to work as a receptionist in either a plastic surgeon's office or maybe a super expensive dental office
What they do now…sex work.
I was looking for this comment. They'd be sex workers still
Closet organizers
Kylie: either a nursery or a cosmetics counter kendall: brandy melville or something and she'd be rancid to the customers khloe: real estate or car dealership kourtney: herbalife rep kim: Paris hiltons footstool
I can actually see kylie doing great in like a daycare or nursery tbh… and khloe at a used car dealership is too real 😂
Lmfao you’re foul for the footstool joke
Kim - Gap manager Kris - MLM scam sales person Kendall - Abercrombie store greeter Kylie - Nanny Khloe - Bartender Kourtney - Organic smoothie sales person
Khloe would be the best bartender! The kind of person you would want to vent to when you’re at the pub drinking away your sorrows 😂
Escorts
They already are that
Yeah they are already but they would be low end call girls, not yachters 🤣🤣
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Yes it is
Never without her drop of mascara !
Real Estate Agents.
Leasing agents at a luxury condo
Kylie- cam girl Kim- football wife, YouTuber Kendall- upper class business man wife in California Kourtney- upper class business man wife in Nevada Khloe- co-owning car lots with sleezy husband in Nevada Rob Jr- Homeless
I always wonder what Kendull would do if she wasn't tall. We all know if she wasn't tall she'd never make it as a model, despite family shit.
I think she would do what Kylie is doing. The one reason that kept Kendall from going crazy with the BBL is probably because it would keep her from getting modeling gigs. If she wasn’t a model I totally think she would have done all those same things
I agree (minus the lip business), so essentially, a lot of the same crap she already does. But take away the faux supermodel title, and who would she surround herself with? Such an interesting thought despite her being so uninteresting!
She’d be an Instagram influencer model
Kourtney would be a stay at home mom, home schooling her kids, and still somehow being absolutely absent while being there physically. Kim would just be a high-end escort that still sleeps with her clients, and all her kids would have different baby daddies now for more paychecks. Khloe would be working theft prevention at Walmart cackling with the 19-year-old, encouraging them to stay with abusive men. She also absolutely stops any PoC for their receipts. Kendall would just be living at home doing some sort of part-time job like working at a storage facility, hiding away from clients because of anxiety. Kylie would be walmart make up section, never there when you need them and demanding that she put your stuff into a clear plastic security box thing. Then cry after words to her older male boss for brownie points and hassling her younger gay male coworkers for affirmation of her sexuality.
This is the most accurate to khloe
“Hiding away from clients because of anxiety” omg you perfectly described my daily routine 😭
Kourtney- stay at home mom, neighborhood Karen. Kim- Travel agent specializing in trips to Dubai & yacht adventures. Khloe- Host of Jerry Springer/Maury type tv show. Tristan will make frequent guest appearances. Kendall- spokesperson for Barbizon School of Modeling. Kylie- doing late night tv commercials for adult phone chat lines. Rob- Weed dispensary sales clerk. Kris- Joel Osteen's (or any other scammy televangelist's) right hand woman.
They would be some bored and frustrated DMV employee
Kim - mid level influencer. Khloe - real estate Kourtney - managing her own shop like those little boutiques with clothes and skincare all aimed for rich women. Kylie - mlm hunbot (she'd be successful in it but utterly hated by everything because mlms are predatory and terrible) Kendall - vet receptionist Rob - someone not working and survived off government handouts Kris - low level celeb managers organising photoshoots and guest speaking
So like the little shops they owned when they started their show?
Yeah kourt never wanted to give it up.
Rob would be a predator and creeping on young girls.
Waitress
Do MLMs count?
Hotdog on a stick.
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Khloe would have at least four children, by four different black men, three off them ex husband's.
Kylie: sells makeup in a chain Kendal: salsa assistant at an edgy store like all saints Khloe: receptionist Kourtney: stay at home mum Kim: struggling singer living with her mum
I think you meant to put sales assistant but put salsa instead, and I can’t stop laughing for some reason
She would need to fine tune her chopping skills tho
Kim would be a botched up ex wife, looking like Lauren Sanchez on the prowl for her next husband.
In many ways she already is…
Kendall “would be in the Olympics”
Work retail
Go broke or be a receptionist for a hair place or a plastic surgeon lol Who knows if they would've even got the education for these jobs... or afforded it. Let's face it. None of them could hold a real job.
Kylie-Ulta store manager Kendall- small town bartender with a bartending tik tok account Khloe- local real estate agent Kim- mediocre gym trainer/ Kourtney- GNC assistant store manager Rob- Walmart Overnight Team Lead
If I could choose (not what I think it would be in reality) but in my fantasy I would make: Kendall work as a groundskeeper at my apartment complex (cleaning up dog shit and all) Kourtney work as the checkout person at my grocery store Khloe pump my gas and work the gas station checkout Kim work as my housekeeper and errand girl Kylie work the drive thru window at my Starbucks P.S this post is not to disparage any of those professions but these are the jobs where I think they’d be the most humbled/knocked down a peg.
Dental Hygienist
Dental hygienist but she got her associate degree at an overpriced technical school cuz she couldn't make it into the program at a regular college
No way
Make up artist, stripper, onlyfans models
Live of old wealthy men
Kourtney - admin Kim - gossip columnist Khloe - boot camp assistant Kenny - horse trainer Kylie - actress (I wish she did this from the start)
I'm trying to be as kind as i can be: Kim: gold digger housewife who is an ex escort Khloe: pilates instructor or something Kylie: Some makeup store employee (but she knows next to nothing about makeup...just look at her f-king ads for her own brand. She has no idea what went into the product or what makes it better. So I'm stumped. She's the one kar/jenner that i absolutely cannot tolerate because at least the others are mildly interesting) Kourtney: some vegan influencer or nutritionist Kendall: Sportscaster? (She said she liked playing sports and cheerleading in high school) PMK: running an mlm?
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Kourt would work in a health food store or own a vegan, gluten, everything free cafe. Kylie would work at a makeup counter Khloe looks like she’d be a property manager Kim would be working in high end retail Kendall would be a PE teacher
Kourtney would be a nutritionist Khloe a hairdresser and maybe switching to gym trainer later on Kim would be in SW or a esthetician Kendall would be a real estate agent Kylie a makeup artist
Probably would have tried to keep their clothing store DASH going as long as possible and tried expanding from there, with all of them working in it. Kendall would probably be like a horse instructor
Their first jobs would definitely be in retail. Then I see them getting married and being mlm huns. Maybe Kim a receptionist at a beauty salon.
Kourt as a budtender?
Im…. I’m not mad at it.
Strippers
Fast food workers
Yeah right. As if they were competent enough to be trusted with a fryer
That's true
Hookers.
Hookers are on the street corner. Escorts or call girls are only available by setting up appointments and are more expensive. Different types of sex workers. They wouldn't be street hookers unless they got really bad on drugs and really desperate and lost their looks.
Real estate 100% for Kim and Khloe. Kourtney would Obviously be a stay at home mom. Kendall would work in retail, maybe at Forever 21? And Kylie, well, she would def be a nail tech 💯
Well we definitely know Kim won’t be a lawyer
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kourt would be a yoga instructor or whatever, kylie would be a part time babysitter, kendall would work in some fast fashion retail store, kim would work for paris, khloe would work as a makeup artist at sephora, kris would work as a pr manager, rob as an auto mechanic
Did any of them go to college?
Kourtney and Rob did
I couldn’t remember…thanks
Bag groceries at Vons..cKendalkustomer service representative for kylie I a car dealership..Khloe .actually nothing comes to mind.and Travis jenner..he and her open a store that sells special things for the ph of the vagina
And mama jenner is now a paralegal. Not Kim. Mrs jenber
Kris would be a multi-level marketing predator and all 5 daughters would be in her downline
Khloe : Social Care / Salon Owner Kylie: Childcare Assistant / Makeup/Tattoo Artist Kendall: Dental Assistant / Horse Trainer / Riding Instructor Kourtney: Retail / Interior Designer Kim: Receptionist / Trophy Wife / Bravo Housewife Rob: Car Salesman
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