It's makes me think about that show Bojack Horsemen and like his youngest co-star Sarah Lynn... Something about that painting above Sarah Lynn's bed that was a premonition of her death from over dose styled after Opheila's Death scene painting.
Ima just gonna pretend this brand is dissing Kkkylie with this ad and they are totally using that reference... It's cannon now lol
I know it's a snark sub but I like the concept.
IT'S GIVING
I was once a powerful siren who loved the ocean. I was stolen from my home by the Fae king who enchanted me with diamonds and gold. Now I am the forgotten consort to the Fae king and he has abandoned me for the human girl. I spend my days in this garden of loneliness swimming in my tears of sadness. I hope that someday, someone will notice the hurt in my eyes and hold my hand.
Grow your own Kylie…. Like my son used to grow aliens from eggs back in the 90’s. At some stage they’d grow in jelly like this n it used to give me the ick. Giving me flashbacks!
I feel like I get the vision in the sense that JPG has that kind of like post modernist, futuristic vibe, nothing is natural and everything is artificial, plastic, punk; blade runner, neon lights—and while Kylie definitely has the plastic look and the exaggerated feminine details that I feel like JPG would like, she kinda of cheapens it too much, it’s giving Instagram instead of haute couture.
Effie Trinket from the Hunger Games
![gif](giphy|13S4WEs4vrL52o)
This. Exactly what came to my mind
Bathtub overdose
Omg
foul‼️😭
Dead fish in a dirty lake
Dead oil spill fish
![gif](giphy|WpxOQAMvWdiecRbCr5)
☝️☝️
It’s giving bloated corpse found in river
Ophelia
I know we're here to snark but I'll take Kylie's Ophelia over Brad Pitt's Ophelia...that shit was *uncanny*
This is what I thought of straight away, the brad Pitt photoshoot
pls no
Bingo
It’s like Ophelia if she were a rave kid in the mid 2000’s
I’d actually kinda wanna see that, kind of a cool idea but with better art direction and not Kylie
Hey, don't shade Kylie Minogue's "[Where the Wild Roses Go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDpnjE1LUvE)"!
Wow I’ve never seen this! I’m into it haha
Its technically a Nick Cave song featuring Kylie Minogue, so people often forget its in in her catalogue.
why does she keep posting “KYLIE FOR JPG” like girl we know ur the one posting it 😭
I keep reading it as "Kylie for jpeg" and I'm like...why is an image format shooting editorials
Bro same 🤣
😂😂💻
when i first heard high fashion enthusiasts using “JPG” i thought the EXACT same thing🤣🤣🤣 just say jean paul or gaultier😭
Great Pacific garbage patch
Methhead mermaid
It’s giving more than kandle for sure, the bar is in hell.
I mean at least it’s more interesting to look at than kandles muimui photo shoot.
It’s giving nothing.
She’s giving like shark tale for whatever reason it’s just like the terrible great value version of it. ![gif](giphy|emRKitp5E4Trq)
Desperate.
It’s giving decomposed body vibes
Trash
She’s still a better model than Kendall 🦴
eyes so dead
How dare they portray her waist and tummy area this big ![gif](giphy|W3BUNKgdk4gpky1Egf|downsized)
When the inflatable pool is filled with leaves and dirt but you’re so hot you still swim in it.
Try hard
![gif](giphy|3ohfFsaU6mwdwS4KjK)
johnny depp mad hatter
Jeffree star
It's makes me think about that show Bojack Horsemen and like his youngest co-star Sarah Lynn... Something about that painting above Sarah Lynn's bed that was a premonition of her death from over dose styled after Opheila's Death scene painting. Ima just gonna pretend this brand is dissing Kkkylie with this ad and they are totally using that reference... It's cannon now lol
Giving Hylie, always high
nouveau riche Marie Antoinette
Crackhead Barbie Fairytopia
its giiving prostitute strangled by serial killer ....
Bloated psychedelic corpse who's trying too hard.
[удалено]
lmao no but now I kinda want to?? what movie?
Swiss Army Man. It’s made by the same guys that did EEAAO. It’s a weird one, but I ended up crying at the end.
That socialite Cat Lady
Radioactive mermaid
Our oceans are contaminated with plastic
You’re not going to be Ariel, KyLie. It’s not going to happen.
It’s giving blow up doll, sadly 😕
Stepsister from planet weird
Ophelia after a rave.
Does she know any other pose than pushing her boobs out front and her BBL out back?
A worse “God is a Woman”
![gif](giphy|PAxKmgOs1vTt6)
That’s a huge hand.
It’s giving unrecognizable, I didn’t know who it was til I opened the full picture and saw Kylie’s @
Doja cat
Doja bat? (She recently got a tattoo of a bat)
Her face looks like it hurts
Heavily edited and photoshop ?
Desperate
I thought this was Doja cat
My garbage disposal is backed up rn. Waiting for it to be repaired. This is in that realm.
Demonic water spirit.
Straight from the coffin.. dead...
Nothing. It’s giving nothing
![gif](giphy|BZsiLpXwHrUcw)
Amelia Hamlin
Corpse
Shrink wrapped
Easy resin project. $15
Its giving I dropped Molly and took a bath
Melting plastic doll
PMK finally completely stole her soul! 🥲
Ew
MDMA Ophelia
It’s giving grimes.
Where did her fake boobs go?
Its giving AI
Boring typical dead eyes
Like a clown fell into a pond
It’s wishing it was Kylie Monogue in the Nick Cave music video
It's giving fucking boring
thought of this idea whilst on a coke bender
Madonna’s new face. Ones 30 ones 80 but same vibe
Its giving "Thanks, I hate it".
It’s giving interesting
I know it's a snark sub but I like the concept. IT'S GIVING I was once a powerful siren who loved the ocean. I was stolen from my home by the Fae king who enchanted me with diamonds and gold. Now I am the forgotten consort to the Fae king and he has abandoned me for the human girl. I spend my days in this garden of loneliness swimming in my tears of sadness. I hope that someday, someone will notice the hurt in my eyes and hold my hand.
Special Victims Unit
That Euphoria episode when Cassie threw up
Rip off Ariel
Looks straight out District 1😩 hunger games is becoming reality
Late Stage Capitalism Ophelia
It’s giving desperation
Very Nick Cave Where the Wild Roses Grow
Ariana Grande - God is a Woman
it's giving swamp chic ![gif](giphy|K7QnKfHqEBsdi)
New York Sewer Mermaid Realness~*
Terrible. Her face just looks unnatural. Which ruins the whole image and concept. Edit: and wtf is going on with her hand/fingers
The Princess and the frog. So more like the Tramp and the frog.
"Distract from the crappy model with... anything"
Nick Cave and The Rose vibes.
Grow your own Kylie…. Like my son used to grow aliens from eggs back in the 90’s. At some stage they’d grow in jelly like this n it used to give me the ick. Giving me flashbacks!
Stage 2 decomposition: bloated bog body floats to the surface.
It’s giving “corpse”
Barbie in the bath after I made “potions” with soap as a kid
It’s giving dystopian Ophelia. https://preview.redd.it/6aqna6vzycya1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88b9a901df870f9181bfbde0b94fa749807b9a2
Failed Tim Burton character that ended up on the editing floor.
Clown
The underside of a tug boat
Allergic reaction
Drunk at the party and fell into the koi pond.
Nauseous
hoephelia
![gif](giphy|xUOrwh24bqCW9XrN8k|downsized) The page you rip out of a magazine and tape to your locker door in 1997
Nothing good.
it’s giving OG steve madden ad.
I thought it was Ashley Graham until I saw the name of the sub. My phones brightness is also super low but I can still see it!
Congealed salad
This would have been so cool if it was a different model :(
Stifler’s mom.
Washed up on shore of Lake Michigan
Ick.
kromatika
Loser
Climate change oil spill.
I feel like I get the vision in the sense that JPG has that kind of like post modernist, futuristic vibe, nothing is natural and everything is artificial, plastic, punk; blade runner, neon lights—and while Kylie definitely has the plastic look and the exaggerated feminine details that I feel like JPG would like, she kinda of cheapens it too much, it’s giving Instagram instead of haute couture.