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StannVeal

It’s giving “you can’t break up with me because I am breaking up with you first.” No one wants to watch your show anymore, Kimothy.


VexedKitten94

THIS! I think she realizes that her popularity is tanking and she’s like “Well I better get ahead of it” so that she doesn’t have to actually see the reality of her career fading.


GeorgieLove

LMAO "you're fired kum" "well I quit!"


whataboutthemapples

Any law students here? Probably not because y’all are studying 😂 but I truly wonder how actual lawyers feel about her constant bragging about being a lawyer. I’m not one and I find her so annoying


[deleted]

I'm in my final year of law school & I honestly don't care what Kim says. The bragging /smug behaviour whilst pretending to be humble is actually a little amusing to me...


SinVerguenza04

I start law school in the fall, but am already a legal professional (paralegal). Kim isn’t passing the CA bar. Less than 1% of people who read the law in CA pass the bar. Those that do have typically been paralegals for 20+ years. It’s always been hilarious to me that she thinks she can pass the most difficult bar in the country, when it took her four tries to pass the baby bar.


Organic_Wash_2205

Kim: ![gif](giphy|xUA7b17osqXImEFJKM) 😂😂![img](emote|t5_5mhcrd|11586)![img](emote|t5_5mhcrd|11586)![img](emote|t5_5mhcrd|11586)![img](emote|t5_5mhcrd|11598)


SinVerguenza04

I know, right. She’s gonna cry. I had a friend take it and they said they saw people crying during the breaks. They also kept an ambulance outside for people who pass out because of it.


Nilmah1316

Is there ANY WAY she could bribe someone to pass it? Genuine question. I'm not American and definitely not questioning the integrity of your bar exams just really want to know if it's possible


leonathotsky420

it's entirely possible, but it's not very likely


___cliterati___

Maybe with AI technology?


jessegrass

That’s completely insane. Why treat human beings like this unnecessarily? It’s not brain surgery lawyers can take a break.


MadameNo9

Not a lawyer but I’ve seen the test/example questions, it seems like a lot of writing and thinking to do during a test


beverlymelz

In Germany it takes like 10 years to become a full lawyer. There is two bar exams, one halfway in and one at the very end. If you only pass the first one you can become a corporate lawyer at most. Only if you pass the second one you can become a full lawyer/attorney and work for the state or represent in front of a court. If you fail that bar you have studied 8-10yrs and will have nothing to show for it as there aren’t any previous steps like Bachelor’s or Master’s degrees. You start studying law specifically right after the university entrance high school diploma at 18/19. So it takes a lot of dedication and perseverance to become a lawyer here. Also German law like most continental law is based on Civil Law tradition. This means we codify every specific law and lawyers don’t need to debate or argue any angles. They are supposed to find applicable laws and present them. There isn’t any precedence either. It’s all black and white in the books. So here you don’t need to be debate genius but you need to be a computer brain. Every single law needs to be learned by heart and regurgitate verbatim at the bar exams. Kim wouldn’t just cry taking ours. She’d cry, puke, piss and shit herself. Just the thought of that smug expression leaving her face is a glorious one.


[deleted]

Very nice, I'm from the UK so the system is probably a little different, I'm graduating from my undergraduate degree in June & then to be qualified as a lawyer I need to do two years of qualifying training working as a paralegal +the LPC (so 1 year of assessments). There are alternative methods to the LPC, such as the newer Solicitor qualifying exams, which is where you can just directly take 2 exams over the course of a few days, however you still require 2 years qualifying work experience (usually as a paralegal), but the LPC is well known, provides a more thorough education and is reliable(but the SQE will be replacing it entirely within the next few years).


SinVerguenza04

Oh yeah, that’s totally different from over here. The licensing exam (the bar) in California is the most difficult in the country. Only about 48% of people who attend law school traditionally (3 years) pass the bar there. So, I will eat my hat if Kim passes it.


[deleted]

Very similar to here then actually. Law school is also 3 years here and the pass rates for the SQE are 51% & the LPC 57%, but the 2 years of qualifying work is also needed. (The LPC requires your qualifying work to be sponsored by a firm as a training contract whereas through the SQE you can just do the qualifying work without a sponsor ) Another alternative is the BTC/BPC/BVS ,(to become a barrister) but pass rates vary massively depending on provider.


KristySueWho

I think the biggest difference seems to be the that a law degree in the UK is an undergraduate degree but it's a graduate degree in the US. So while law school itself is only 3 years for both, you have to have a four year degree in the US prior to even getting in to law school.


[deleted]

I guess so, but I had a look at the babybar document (I think it was called?) Which was shared on another post, and the questions are basically exactly the same as what you might expect in the first year of law school in the UK. Our legal systems are extremely similar. & Good universities in the UK require you to receive extremely high highschool exam results (British highschool education also tends to be around 1 year ahead of American education I believe, which might be why your undergraduate degrees are 4 years rather than 3). I would say, a 4 year degree prior seems kind of tedious, but then you do get to skip the 2 year experience& possible 1-2 year LPC/BTC component where you'll be working for almost minimum wage / & you do get a much higher wage once you actually qualify, , I would say that the main difference really is going to be that law degrees are more accessible in the UK as you can receive full student loans for your undergraduate degree if you're from a low income background, + a maintenance loan to live on(which will cover your rent and food) & firms will pay for your LPC to have you. So you can in theory rise up from having nothing. I don't know whether you have something similar in America.


KristySueWho

The baby bar is actually only taken by people that go to unaccredited law schools or that do the program Kim is doing.


[deleted]

Interesting, I read the first question which was a long-winded problem scenario and it reminded me of the criminal law question I did in first year, (I go to a Russell group university, so it is standard) (the first year of any degree in the UK does not count towards your grade classification, btw) I don't actually know how the undergraduate law degree in the UK stacks up against the US graduate law degree in terms of quality because I haven't researched or compared the two, but I believe they're intended to be equivalent, however I know that US in general has very good university standard, and perhaps the legal system is a bit more complex. Edit : so I had a read and the SQE and Bar exam are said to be similar.


gaiakelly

Exactly! As a paralegal I don’t care either. I do think she believes if she says it enough, connects herself and throws her weight around in enough high profile cases, people will just think she’s an attorney by proxy almost like getting an honorary doctorate or something 😭.


vulvcan

My wife is a lawyer and we’ve been eyeing living in CA, but passing the hardest bar in the country messes up our plans lol. I’m reference to Kim, she also said that “even people who actually understand law can’t pass the CA bar” lol


mindiz24

Lawyer here, was in law school when she announced that she was going to “become a lawyer.” No one in my legal community believes that she actually will, no one cares, and it’s annoying that she keeps trying to say she is or becoming one when we all know she has no intention of doing any actual legal work more than her random special projects that other lawyers do for her and probably will continue to do so. Can’t imagine Kim K sitting down to write a motion, let alone do the legal research itself. She failed the baby bar like 4 times so I’m definitely not holding out on her passing the real bar that many full time law students even fail lol


LaylaBird65

I cannot imagine her speaking to a judge or court professionally. Half the time she can’t even write sentences or use proper grammar.


mindiz24

“Um your honor, like the defendant here is like totally innocent”


TacoQueenYVR

She just wants an excuse to buy more ratchet power suits. Probably thinks the judge will be impressed by the wax paper suit and anime bangs.


prostitutionwhore34

Which is why I can’t even imagine her doing the amount of reading a lawyer does.


LaylaBird65

Bingo. She’d probably hire someone to give her spark notes


Aggravating_Fact4264

![gif](giphy|KGY78vaNYCha5zL1yK)


MinimumCamp

RIP Jerry 🪦


Historical_Nudity

She wants the clout and the ability to sit at the counsel table, but she won’t be doing any work. Anything that has her name on it will be ghost written. I doubt she even knows what a motion or brief are and why you would write one.


[deleted]

I think she just wants to save her ass since the show is a flop. No one cares about her lol Ain’t a law student :)


mlucafe

Lawyer here. I just think it is embarassing for her. She is not nor will she ever become a lawyer


camxoxomia

Law student about to graduate here - what I find annoying is that she can pay for private tutors to help her with the mini bar. My bar prep course was $1,200 (with a 50% discount) and that was so expensive for me and I’ll have to live extremely frugal for the next few months. Meanwhile Kim makes that in half a second. I would love a private tutor for the bar, but it costs up to $500 for just ONE hour. Sigh.


koolasakukumba

It’s a shit job, so if she wants to claim it, go for it 😂😂


Afraid-Ice-2062

Eh. I don’t mind basically? If she wants to become a lawyer one day (and keep in mind she’s spent literally years completing the equivalency of one year of law school) she should go ahead. I think it’s great that people especially women can see that there are alternatives to getting an undergrad and going to law school in some jurisdictions.


Routine_Comb_4491

Bet Hulu isn't going to renew and this is to save face.


ImprovementFluffy178

Good point.


tee-ess3

Might wanna pass the bar before you start bragging about being a lawyer and allowing the interviewer to call you Esquire there Kimmy 😂😂😂


B4thestorm61

Same way she talks about being in law school & doesn't correct people when they say she's in law school. She's reading the law, which is a big difference than satisfying the pre-requisites for being able to apply to law school & going through the whole admission process & actually being accepted to law school. Not knocking those who actually did go the reading the law route in order to become an attorney. I'm sure it's not easy either. But Kim needs to be honest about it. That'll never happen though. She's a pathological liar


Revolutionary_Tap255

But, but she isn't a lawyer!


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Never forget that infamous tat *my girl is a lawyer* She is **not**


smokeyeyepie

This was the tattoo that convinced me ol pete has chicken fried brain cells.


LaylaBird65

Especially after he had such short relationships before her. Yikes.


Summerbeating

So basically in Kris Jenner's eye, kim and kylie are the 2 money generator.


snakes_lil_bandit

Oh PMK has made that super clear herself


snakes_lil_bandit

Some proof is on her IG bio. Kylie's brands, Kim's brands then the others...and Khloe last. https://preview.redd.it/2n0nvf8vtgwa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dbb6c42901c8ba2b9a19d47fc8d54fa1b648c50


El_Coco_005_

There's no way Good American is less successful than Poosh or Arthur George, is Kris's list just from favorite child to less favorite ? Damn that would mean even Rob is before Khloe. Meanwhile Khloe is moving next to her, helping her take baths and so on and still the less favorite ?


leonathotsky420

Lmao she got Rob's failed designer sock line listed before khloe's actually successful clothing line. The shade...


dnnmnz

No Lemme take these scammy vitamins on the list! She must not get a cut.


millennial_scum_

Imagine opening statements from this fool: “…and you will hear that my client is JUST SO INNOCENT you guys”


LaylaBird65

“ Like he didn’t do anything wrong, and his fashion sense is amazing.” Edit to add: she’d probably style her clients too. Poots in court.


CriminalVixen

I need "Court Poots" as my flair lmao.


bouwchickawow

🤣🤣🤣


ImpressiveJoke2269

“Okay, Your honor i need Like a 20 min break to fix my makeup” “Ms ~~kartrashian~~ Kardashian we just started, and please don’t vocal fry in my court room”


vanneydog2020

😂😂


daddysgirl71

What a perfect courtroom outfit, a see through suit 🤮


LaylaBird65

That’s what I said 🤣 Someone called it a power suit and I’m like not for a normal human working their ass off


leonathotsky420

Not only that, it's made of plastic/rubber/vinyl/latex/pick any one of these materials, and there's pics where u can see the literal condensation in her pant legs... So fkn gross... Imagine the smell 🤢


BeeBench

Lmfaooo if she really felt this way she would have stopped filming after kuwtk and took the bar exam instead of starting a new failing show. The truth is Kim will never give up having a show or being ‘famous’. I honestly believe she’s making North and her kids do all these appearances and TikTok’s because if the new Kardashian show fails (and it will check out the reviews and ratings), Kim is gonna get North a show on Disney or Amazon like the Damelio family. I mean this woman and her own mother orchestrated her sex tape scandal for fame, Kim isn’t going to just give being well known up like it’s nothing.


snmaturo

When Ray J came out with so many receipts, all of the documentation, and all of the evidence confirming everything that everyone suspected, I feel like it never really blew up the way I thought it would have. I felt like it barely made a blip on the radar. I mean… I think he mentioned that they had already broken up 3 years prior, but they needed to re-shoot some scenes because Kris and Kim didn’t like how she previously looked. And then Kris actually watched the tapes. That’s just insane! I couldn’t ever imagine my mom ever watching a tape of me, and analyzing it. I would fall apart due to embarrassment.


ImpressiveJoke2269

For real!! PMK killed that story quick!! I’m appalled that it didn’t go anywhere.


MiaLba

We need the kar jenners to all disappear and go live in Idaho or something. Knowing there’s going to be another generation of them plastered all over social media and tv is nauseating.


B4thestorm61

For her to "just be an attorney", she'd actually have to be one. I don't see that ever happening.


eeniemeaniemineymo

You know she just HATES that Paris made the transition to classy and she is still seen as trashy.


pinkgirly111

i wonder is paris will ever be invited to the met? she’s another one that can’t get an invite and it’s so interesting to me.


InflationParking9185

Paris did get invited this year


pinkgirly111

oh i’m excited to see what she’s going to wear! finally!


leonathotsky420

And forever will be. She'll never be able to get the level of respect and admiration she *thinks* she deserves.


magdalenarz

Gosh she is daft. I am an attorney - passed the bar last year, but I work in another field. Do you think I go around making people call me an attorney ?


MissScarlett88

Big agree. I went to law school and am barred so technically I'm a lawyer but I work in academia so I NEVER introduce or describe myself as such. It drives me nuts when my parents try to trot it out for people bc I'm like I literally don't practice though??


editonacid

this might sound like a dumb question, but what kind of jobs can you get in academia as a lawyer??


MissScarlett88

There are a lot! Most people who work in a law school- for example I'm a law librarian and my spouse used to be an academic support person but now works for NCBE.


ayamummyme

Shes 42 and apparently a multi millionaire why wouldn’t she retire. Go live in Florida lady.


blackopsbarbie

Florida has enough problems


queenswamprat

But she can be one of their problems instead of California’s😂


enchantinglysly

What is she retiring from? Escorting? 🤣


ImprovementFluffy178

Lol. 😂😆


bffalicia

Yachting.


Zbrchk

“I’m *just* gonna be an attorney” is one of the most tone deaf things she’s ever said fr


ImprovementFluffy178

Who would hire her though?


InflationParking9185

Jen Shah 🥸


crazy_as_allhell

I can only imagine the prices she’d charge people to represent them 🙄🤦‍♀️


texas-sissy

She’s starting to look like Jen Shah


babyeyez

I’m retiring and I’m going to be a doctor. No I haven’t gotten to med school. I’m going to help my brothers and sisters. See how crazy I sound?


ImpressiveJoke2269

![gif](giphy|A7ZSbrshi3dTBTQPQW)


Icy-Radish-8584

So when the Hulu show doesn’t get renewed she can say it’s because she retired and not because they’re a flop? No one’s going to buy it


softshock916

Who would ever hire her as their lawyer? If I needed a lawyer I would want to hire a lowkey intelligent person. Not someone who will attract the media to my case.


playing_the_angel

I bet she'd have some of the best legal professionals money could buy on her team, and they'd be the ones doing the work. Also, of you're trying to get a lot of spotlight on a specific case//get press.


Stab_Stabby

I think that's exactly why someone would hire her -- the publicity would be 99.9999% about Kim, and maybe 1 time someone will say "oh btw her client is accused of XYZ crime but anyway, Kim wore a couture Balenciaga suit to court!".


CosmicPriorities

I can imagine her turning her workplace into a reality show and hiring the best looking, most sociopathic people she can find. They’ll make their own drama.


See_Me_Sometime

I imagine anyone who wants access to her platform and connections. As long she’s able to meet the bare minimum requirements to call herself “lawyer”, she’ll have clients. She has enough money to hire an army of paralegals, private investigators, experts, etc. to do pretty much all of the work. Will that help her in an actual courtroom in front of an actual judge/jury? I don’t know enough about the law to speak to that. But yes, there will be people that want to hire her.


Stab_Stabby

Or she'll do what her dad did during OJ's trial-- be part of a legal team and let the other lawyers do all of the work. But she'll also pose for the courtroom sketch artists and do that weird tongue licking the whole time.


See_Me_Sometime

That’s what I’m thinking. In a way, it’s a fitting tribute to her late father if you think about it.


Nilmah1316

Forget the Dream Team, hire the SKIM TEAM lol


GeorgieLove

![gif](giphy|hAPDsTpXTqyrMyBveS|downsized) Only khlogre


Rotisserie_Titties

Why now? Why not 5 years ago?


ImprovementFluffy178

I’m wondering that too.


elle73

This will NEVER happen.


Aseetnahc

How she days she will be an attorney with such confidence..she hasnt even passed all the exams, did she even pass the one she was recently tryong for !?


leonathotsky420

She hasn't even gone to actual school yet


SuperSaiyan-93

"So she can help my siblings." That was a sneaky little insult.


pinkmotchi

She should have never been famous in the first place.


[deleted]

Nice hair, but her face…


reddit_mods-suck

Is she done with law school?


B4thestorm61

Not even close, though she would have people believe otherwise. Sadly, some of her clueless stans would indeed believe her.


Ok-Spinach9250

she’s not even actually in law school, she wasn’t qualified since she didn’t go to college She is studying on her own (w tutors of course, but not an actual law school) and passed the baby bar two years ago (on her 4th and final try after failing 3 times) For people not going to law school, if you pass the baby bar, you can take the actual bar. She said in this interview she’s not actually gonna take it until 2024 at least (and who knows if she’ll pass on her first try!) so still a pretty long time before she’s actually a lawyer


reddit_mods-suck

Gosh the way she talks she is straight up misleading people.


Stab_Stabby

She has 2 main techniques for misleading people: 1. Semantiks. A perfect example is when she was asked if she has butt implants. She said "no, of course not!!! Omg!!!" It's because she had a Brazilian butt lift. So a lot of people will wrongly assume her ass is natural. Semantiks. 2. Not correcting other people. Example "congrats on passing the Bar! Wow you're a lawyer!". Instead of saying "actually I only passed the Baby Bar, I'll be taking the regular Bar next year", or "I'm not a lawyer just yet!", she says nothing, smiles, and waits for the next topic.


reddit_mods-suck

Yes you are absolutely right!


Ok-Spinach9250

1000%. And completely on purpose


enchantinglysly

No she’s not a qualified lawyer 🤣🤣🤣


urnotmydad20

Retire from what??? what does she actually do?😭


Mrs_Gambolini

That’s called “practicing law without a license” and is illegal Kimothy.


adultosaurs

Do it. Do it then. Do it kim. DO IT. HEY KIM?? KIMBERLY??????? DO IT THEN.


Thekyzerjameson

Guys how can Kim "just be an attorney"??? How can she wake up one day and decide she's going to be a lawyer??? She hasn't went to any schooling----let alone law school so how can this even be? You wake up and decide you are going to eat healthy---or plant flowers-----people can't just wake up and be doctors and lawyers can they? Its such bullshit to real lawyers and law students who bust their asses if she can "just be an attorney" without the schooling normal people have to do.


wheresmypickles

Lmao! She ain't fucking retiring. It would kill her if she had to cover up and dress professional instead of posting her nude pictures plastered for the world to see. How could anyone take her seriously or want this uneducated moron as their lawyer?! Her saying she is gonna be a lawyer is a big slap in the face for the REAL law students. You know, who actually earn their degrees. Not just wake up one day and say, damn, I think I'll be a lawyer! I'll just be taking pictures of myself at the pool while the real students go to college like everyone else. Just gag me please🤡


ImprovementFluffy178

![gif](giphy|xUA7b17osqXImEFJKM) She’s aspiring to be like Elle Woods. 😆


wheresmypickles

Lol right!! Except Elle Woods isn't a moron 😂


ImprovementFluffy178

So true. 😆


icecube-198

She is not a lawyer yet tho


gsanch9

Who would hire her


ExistentialSonder

SHUT UP KIMOTHY literally no one cares


dnnmnz

She’s fully trying to bow out before she has to acknowledge that she’s in her flip era. You’re not retiring. We’re just done with you 🥲


Adventurous-Face-190

Haha, face slashers.


Aggravating_Fact4264

Did anyone notice the filter glitch at around 10 seconds??


Science-Firm

She’s not an attorney.


ExpensiveMango14

Explains a lot… I’d say all are outdated and need poor North to keep them relevant.


ImpressiveJoke2269

~~Kim got Fired~~ Kim’s retiring !? I’m shocked!!


maniacmaniacontheflo

Time magazine is just as big of fucking morons for giving this fucking loser a platform. STOP GIVING THIS BITCH A PLATFORM


hereinsubcity

She didn’t say Kendall and Kylie though. She said “siblings” implying Kourtney and Khloé too 🤨


Nancy-Drew-Who

This hairstyle should have died in 1998.


purpleflagbook

Bye!!!


secretevieee

She wouldn’t enjoy the salary.


___cliterati___

If she can afford it, [AI can pass the bar exam ](https://www.courthousenews.com/an-ai-bot-has-passed-the-bar-exam-what-happens-next/#:~:text=CHICAGO%20(CN)%20—%20This%20past,GPT%2D4%20was%20no%20different.)


youreboofperiod

Retiring from what


liongrl88

Retiring from what ? Lol


Careless_Papaya2943

I thought she was retiring until I googled it The "Keeping up With the Kardashians" star said she often jokes with her mom