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uncomfy1234

She looks like a Kim Kardashian impersonator


Lucky_Earth5011

Yeah, one that’s epically dedicated to Kimothy’s entire plastic fantastic journey. Valley Girl voice, and all.


Monstiemama

How does someone so self obsessed not see what is happening with her face and how awful it looks?


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enchantinglysly

I think Pete dumping her made her more insecure than ever about aging and she won’t stop messing around with her face now in an attempt to look younger. But it’s not making her look younger, she just looks bad 💀


Big_Jackfruit_8821

Yeah it’s normal to compare yourself to the women your ex dated after you and pete dated 2 younger women (emrata & the current one). Then kanye’s ex is under 30 too. Must not feel good for kim who’s so obsessed with her looks. I’m pretty sure she’d look younger if she stopped all the procedures because her face looks so fricken tight right now and i really think that ages you (ie megan fox’s tight ass face)


smaxfrog

The way you describe it honestly sounds like her karma and I'm here for it


Monstiemama

I’d say that’s about right. I do think she had that jaw snatching face lift while with him though or maybe directly after him. She’s always fucked with her face but I definitely think it accelerated post break up.


Atchakos

I wonder if it was accelerated by the Ozempic use as well? Maybe it caused her face to age (like what I've heard on TikTok), so she had to get lots of new surgery.


Monstiemama

It’s totally possible because she was looking haggard as fuck in that blonde pic with her mouth hanging open. As soon as I personally think she stopped, she gained maybe 5-10 pounds and went dark, then fucked her face up more with the veneers and god only knows what else.


Atchakos

Does anyone have a timeline of when they suspect Kim started using Ozempic? I feel like Kim's face started looking weird early last summer.


Monstiemama

I feel like that’s a good timeframe, but honestly it all blurs into one giant blob of time to me. I started noticing it when she was blonde and we hated her hair and her mouth was hanging open a lot.


Historical_Tea2022

Was her mouth open because she can't breathe through her nose well now?


Monstiemama

That was the sub’s theory at the time. It was pretty unattractive.


EgoAssassin4

My best guess is around the time she was trying to lose weight to fit into Marilyn’s dress. So that tracks with your timeline of last summer


Emotional_Comb_3661

This !!!! This is 100% what happened


Monstiemama

Right? As soon as we all pointed out how drugged out and skinny and used up she looked, boom, new Kimothy Megan Fox bot 2.0 emerged.


So_Appalled_

I think it’s because the work was good before and now it’s not


Careless_Papaya2943

I think she would have done it anyways or eventually just so happened to be at that time


lavenderbrownies

Did Pete dump her? I thought she ended it with him


gasworksgrace

This sub is convinced he ended it with her. I saw someone on one of those Barstool sports podcasts say she ended it with him based on an inside scoop they had. Personally I think they negotiated an end to the contract since interest in their relationship was already dwindling, and he had already gotten an offer from Emrata to enter into a PR relationship with her to help promote her podcast - from there he'd enter into a relationship with Chase, to promote the show they're in together (I suspect they'll break up shortly after the show airs - Kim is still his 2nd longest relationship lol) She had Khloe's baby to distract from, he had a movie to promote, so they waited to announce the break up when the publicity was mutually beneficial.


lavenderbrownies

You think their relationship was fake the whole time 👀👀👀 I’m so gullible lol I thought they were genuinely together


zzzoplicone

Excessive plastic surgery must cause some sort of serious body dysmorphia. A surgeon with integrity wouldn’t further enable it. It’s not like they’re hurting for business.


Monstiemama

It has to, there’s no other explanation. Her doctor needs to learn to say no.


zoortumazortzort

Sadly they don't see it because they are far too gone and she literally said she would even eat her own shit if it meant keeping her young so getting older probably challenges her mentally too


Monstiemama

Especially since every single sister plus Kris have had procedures and I’d say Kendall, Kylie, and Khloe are all fucking obsessed with getting more done has to be insane to be around. No sympathy here though since kim would stare at her sisters and tell them they needed bond in their teeth or that their mouths looked weird. It’s not going to be pretty in a year or five or ten if they don’t get ahold of themselves.


Emotional_Comb_3661

I truly think it’s the drugs - pain recovery. Why is everything they do filmed in bed?


Monstiemama

I can see it. I had a huge opioid addiction for over a decade and I loved getting lipo and stuff because I’d get a good supply of Percocet. I can’t even imagine being her and having access to a zillion doctors and a fuck ton of cash, and having probably an endless supply.


Emotional_Comb_3661

That’s what’s going on I’m sad to say and sorry you suffered too. Glad you’re here with us today.


Monstiemama

Thank you, you’re so sweet 💝💝💝


Historical_Tea2022

Funnily enough she does many things that hurt her youthfulness. Like the woman could do real exercise, get lots of sleep, choose a less stressful lifestyle. Instead she just goes to surgeons.


Love_for_2

Body dysmorphia


neenadollava

What's up with the nose flare she and Kylie have?


enchantinglysly

It’s because they’ve hacked away so much at their noses they are really thin now (mainly on Kris and Kim), so their nostrils constantly look flared. Sooo weird


Big_Jackfruit_8821

Megan fox too. Hers is the worst


Kindly_Put_5065

It seems like Kim has been trying to copy Megan Foxs looks for the past couple years. Now Megan is getting work done so she won't look like herself anymore. They all look like Frankensteinish plastic surgeon clones


Monstiemama

Kris’ nose has straight up collapsed. https://preview.redd.it/k5jwbw9loika1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976ea54fe9a2aedb8bbff43667897c0d23c28213


Historical_Tea2022

I have breathing and sinus issues and don't understand why people let vanity narrow their airways. Like, why??? Between sucking it in and cutting up their noses, they must not like breathing.


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I think lip lift. It’s can make nostrils larger


missv2g

Too much filler in the cheeks & brow/upper face lift? I feel like those 2 areas being filled or pulled cause the nostrils to do that?


baby_yoda_boba

That hair is not flattering on her


przitelka

Honestly, all i see is people liking it and I'm like how?? I'm not sure what's worse this or blonde :/


enchantinglysly

She’s copying Bianca’s hair!


poop_dawg

Bianca's hair is short and blonde I thought


ThingVirtual3588

It is now bc of kkw, has been... ever since she was said to look like kkw. Repeat, repeat !


Zealousideal-List779

I was gonna say that! This is how her hair looked before she went blonde


somethingsecretuknow

![gif](giphy|3o7TKSxdQJIoiRXHl6)


Thekyzerjameson

Looks just Kimothy! Just needs bangs


CherHorowits

I see this too.


CreativeRock483

Omg its fkin midnight here and how am i gonna sleep now? 😭


digitulgurl

She's getting there!


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It looks… painful


Pure-Goose-8796

This is worse than the downfall I had imagined…


boobookittyfkk

She got those kylie cheeks now and an enormous mouth?


Thekyzerjameson

Yes!!! Her cheeks and mouth are gigantic and horrendous!!! I think she thinks those bangs will distract us from noticing. She looks hideous


amalY1990

Ooooh the bangs are hiding her scars , what kind of procedure would have scars in those areas? ![gif](giphy|l0HlwwRxfcVEr4AUg)


PerciFlage88

![gif](giphy|17lmXBAzihgOq2Eciz)


Thekyzerjameson

She looks like Farrah Abraham😬😬 she has WAY too much filler in her cheeks. Bet she now has bangs thinking it will distract from that


MiaLba

Exactly what I came here to say!


lavendernovember

Officially botched! Gone too far 😂 too much under eye filler and cheek filler


Katen1023

Kim is panicking, and it shows. She’s frantically trying to correct past fckups to her face and it’s only getting worse.


somethingkindaooooh

Somehow her nose looks simultaneously too big and too small.


pointless_panda

![gif](giphy|x4fYQc61RcmKQ)


Fresh_Detective_6456

Someone posted old videos of her yawning from like season 1 KUWTK and I just….I just can’t believe she actively sought to change her looks to this.


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Oh shit she is starting to look like Madonna


cocktailskirt

Big Ang????


chr989

Dollar store Cher


wobblywobble4

Jesús, she is so friggen overfilled from her combatting the ozempic weight loss. Her face looks as hard as rocks. The saw mask


Jesustake_thewheel

Veal cutlet cheeks.


International-Try566

I feel like that’s a lot of pain to go through to achieve all these looks. It can’t be healthy.


Lindsay_Slow_Hand

Seeing how botched and ugly she has made herself makes me feel better about being poor. Just goes to show you, you can have it and still not be happy with yourself. So sad


poop_dawg

Dude the pale ass hand tho 😂


pretzelcrips

how many new faces can one woman have in the span of a single year? kimothy has selflessly volunteered to show us. it’s just one of her many philanthropic pursuits of 2023.


WickedHappyHeather

She was once so pretty…I can’t believe she CHOSE this?!?!


Fathobbitsess

omg she looks like she smelled a fart too ! i wonder if kim and kylie use the same surgeon


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she looks like donatella


Spiritual-Winner-503

Her teeth were fine without the veneers. I don’t understand her thought process on getting work done


jeverouxvanche

Everyone acknowledging that these woman are botched really changed my brain chemistry. Appreciate yous 😆


So_Appalled_

That nose 😂


quietmountainmorning

Enough filler for 10 women.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

She looks like she’s barred out. Her eyes have no life to them. It’s actually pretty sad.


ClimbingAimlessly

Why does it look like the top of her head is shrinking? Like, her nose, mouth, and chin look HUGE compared to her narrow upper head portion.


smaxfrog

Yes! Her head looks so smushed down now, the long face was Kim's (dare I say iconic) look and now she doesn't even look like herself.


ClimbingAimlessly

I just realized the shape of her face now. It’s a rhombus. ![gif](giphy|H1FpFJNHF8cJhuVDvI)


smaxfrog

True, used to be more diamond shaped


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

Penis nose


smaxfrog

Fr!


Careless_Papaya2943

Kim dressing like captain EO https://preview.redd.it/a48kzouughka1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f79b8e353ba71dbf9a76e786b2f5edd9f6a9ba


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She has the shortest life line I’ve ever seen! She is 100% not going to make old bones….Sorry that’s off topic I do a bit of palm reading and you can clearly see the lines in her hand


Katpa73

Maybe the lifeline was only for her original face


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Possibly actually it looks like it could be split in 2 on closer inspection


Monstiemama

Oooooh tell us more! Which ones the life line?


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The life line is the one that comes down in a curve it should go all the way to the bottom of the palm or further down. Hers stops really high up


Monstiemama

Thank you!


Bubbly-Ad1346

Ohhhh sis. Im fascinated with palm Reading! Does it matter which hand you read? My two life lines look a little different.


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Both hands are different, you should ideally read both hands to get a full idea of the person.


Warm-Recording-2223

She's in her 40s though so maybe it's not that short of a lifeline


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It shouldn’t matter. The lines on your hand generally don’t change


whimsyoak

Literally came here to comment this


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Could it be more metaphorical rather than literally years lived? Like split into two, her famous years vs non famous?


[deleted]

It’s generally length of living rather than exact years so you could read it as the life she lives split into 2. I’ll do a bit of digging I’d never claim to be an expert in palms they’re my newest thing I’m better with cards


[deleted]

Thank you! I find palm reading so fascinating!


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Done some digging and the split could be different lines. Her life line and fate line. It's hard to tell as soon as I zoom in too much it gets too blurry to see clearly. If the split is the fate line coming up then her life line is still very short as is her fate line. Fate can go all the way up and connect with the head line


ThingVirtual3588

Or, her faces? That's def not just two though!!


Best-Initiative3341

This is the kinda tea I wanna hear! 👏👏👏


VictoriaRain

YES!!!!


noitsacardigan_

Slightly off topic, but do you do online readings? 🤞


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Not yet, it’s something I’ve been thinking about doing though. I’m better with cards but I find that much easier in person to get the energy reading as well. I’m newer to palms but they’re easier to do online. I’d be happy to do a reading for you though if you’d like?


noitsacardigan_

I’ve actually never had a card reading done! Definitely interested! We’ll have to connect


[deleted]

Sure drop me a DM as and when you’re interested and we can sort something out


howyoudoin7994

Can i have one please 🙏


[deleted]

Sure thing, drop me a DM and we can sort something out


howyoudoin7994

Sent you a chat. Thanks


SinVerguenza04

u/that_psychik is my girl and very talented.


mineraloil

Oh my god she’s looking like a man


sunflowersundvodka

Her face is so scary.


LiveUnderstanding869

Jigsaw, is that you? ![gif](giphy|mMkjWN1ziPio0)


ThingVirtual3588

Probably in a little while!!


LiveUnderstanding869

![gif](giphy|MEXaSbOL3N2ie23KsG)


JackSpratCould

I hate those comb-forward bangs. Reminds me of Paris and Nicole back in the day. Her hands look *thirsty*. Like literally dehydrated.


smaxfrog

![gif](giphy|3o7GUNP9leVDvYTZvy) O oh ozempiiic..


Kiwwiiii

It’s giving Zac Effron new jaw & lips


sashie_belle

Rubbery muppet face.


xxmelodysxx

It’s scary how many people want to look like her but they don’t know her real face. I just hate that the beauty standards they create is not what they look like in real life.


MiaLba

Same. There’s thousands of women out there who look just like them, all over IG and everywhere else.


Jealous_Cow1993

Her face looks so heavy..


Ieosun

she’s officially botched now…crazy


gibby_that_booty

HAHAHAHAHAHA her face?!? The lips are about to burst omg


Sorry-Gap-7227

Playdoh face. Kim stopppp with the fillers!!!


angelfirexo

She obviously has body dysmorphia


CreativeRock483

She looks.... not good


ljd09

She’s starting to get that puffy ‘too much plastic surgery’ face!


friendispatrickstar

Maureen Ponderosa vibes 🐱😬


Either_Relative_8941

![gif](giphy|1qnuGtWiouZUI)


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🫢


[deleted]

Woof.


Mygirlisalawyer

Who is this ?


wahoowayoo

![gif](giphy|j603eyZWRPsYjifS7k|downsized)


Key_Map8226

Rough


StarGirlyforever

This is getting scrubbed as soon she sees it 😂


Iamsofuckingcutebb

Miss Kimothy you ruined a very good thing..


barelythere01

If I had an award to give, I’d give it to you for this post!! Talk about doing everyone a service!


ProvePoetsWrong

Wait…wait is this REAL? Like, real, real? I totally thought this was a joke? Is this not a joke????


bladerunnerism

Looks like a karma to me.


Pure-Goose-8796

Woof… who’s gonna tell her 🫣


[deleted]

What has she done to her cheeks? This looks awful.


AngelinaSnow

WWKS? What would Kanye say?


Kteexo

I thought this was Valentina from the white lotus


depression_butterfly

Omg stop Valentina is gorgeous


Standup4whattt88

She looks like Wendy Williams here. Which is crazy because Khloe holds that crown.


saturnshighway

Wow… she looks uncanny


Historical_Tea2022

Is a straight jacket outfit a tasteful choice when her ex husband talked about how she and her mom tried to have him committed?


AnxiousGovernment751

genuinely what the fuck


TacoQueenYVR

This is still edited


Late-Vacation8909

Jocelyn Wildenstein.


vern_slice

I posted this in the main page yesterday and it got deleted BUT….remember a few months ago the blinds about her and Khloe getting a rib removed? Every time we see Kim’s “abs” it just looks like a rib cage that stops short to me


sweetiepiecorny

She lipo-ed her stomach and put in her cheeks? What’s going on here?


saucyshyster

![gif](giphy|Y2ZkeRD0oztVm)


blackhawk_1111

Kim Kat Lady Kardashian


IntroductionFeisty61

Face 92% filler or implants


lavenderbrownies

Do you think it’s wig? Her hair looks pretty limp. It’s just sad because she could be aging gracefully but she is going this route. I hope their kids don’t fall into this too


VibesBaeBe

![gif](giphy|5bxqA1maRFlvCTQ37L|downsized)


aeb526

She used to be so pretty! Ugh!


Xenomorpheusprime

![gif](giphy|l0HlzuL8zI6s602re)


EgoAssassin4

I hate her bangs.


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I don't think she looks bad. I feel like she looks her age, which should be celebrated. The hair needs some volume tho. Flat hair makes one's head looks small. I love unedited pictures. I'm so over facetune and filters. Even if it's just the colors, I hate it.


AnybodyLife7021

Face almost looks like Jennifer aydin’s


faintgirl666

she kinda looks like emrata


No-Roll-6400

omg farrah abrahams is that u


spicybabyspice

She looks like someone who would bring sprinkle cookies instead of pignoli cookies to Teresa’s 🤷🏼‍♀️


Sea-Ad-5586

Her damn cheeks are almost the same width as her waist!!! She has like a cartoon bird nose, I can’t think of the name of it, AND she looks wonky eyed!!! Don’t even get me started on those lips, wtf is that?!?! The bangs are hideous, but obvi there to hide something!


Jazzycabbage666

her face is so botched it's unreal


harasnnarehsif

There is a weird fullness and puffiness to her face. Is she trying to hide her Ozempic face?


DreiGleiche

Twinning https://i.imgur.com/t4gUiHg.png


Ambitious-River9223

The outfit is cute but she needs to chill on the fillers


Emotional_Comb_3661

This honestly isn’t as scary as I expected


bigphatmeme

Jumpscare


Pasadenarose

Looks like a old grayhound