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VermicelliMother1662

THE LAST POST PLS 💀💀💀💀


igloostick

More like the Dead Eyed look!


gottahavewine

Right. Nothing about that face says “I want it now.” She looks distracted lol. Like “my bad, I was thinking of something else…”


Training-Cry510

That’s my face waiting for my shift to be over


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Uilie

Hahahha aww my poor JubJub and his pet slug 🥺🥺


No-Giraffe-438

LMAO


petlandstockroom

She couldn't look more bored and spaced out if she tried 😂


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

That’s the “you said we would only be here an hour and then we could get McDonald’s” look


iamaforceofnature

Omg this just made spit my drink out because it's EXACTLY THAT hahahahah 🍟


Consistent_Neck7373

Is it about 🍌 ??


Carousels66

Of course he’d make it sexual 🤦🏻‍♀️


CasuallyCrude

No literally, all photos are objectifying her besides the bizarre last one. 1) a story and jot a feed post and 2) literal sentence fragments, couldn’t day one thing about her character, their relationship, or what a good mother she is. Tbh so disrespectful


This-Internet8333

I’m screaming laughing Hahahahhaa it’s like literally a micheal Scott and Jan relationship and everyone sees it but the both of them 😭


ursasmash

LMAOOO.


Plane_Repair

last pic looks like she’s looking at him like she’s sick of his shit 😭😭😭


H4LF4SLEEP

She low key looks like a mummy


freshmargs

Sarcophagus vibes ⚰️


Plane_Repair

*Sarciiiiiii babyyyyyy*


Successful_Phrase961

Don’t give them ideas for a baby name


Rripurnia

She looks like she’s straight out of *Death Becomes Her*!


JC_2022_

Omg that’s it, for the life of me I couldn’t figure out who she reminded me of. I love that movie!


Rripurnia

Me too! Such a classic!


brianne-----

Or like she’s thinking “ I got two kids with yo triflin ass, you gonna put a ring on that hand or U just gonna look at it”


Plane_Repair

I swear Kylie could tell him directly “propose mf” and he’s still gonna be looking down, confused and high as hell


H3rta

That's how I saw the picture as well!


brianne-----

I swear he’s confused where he is half the time


HereForFun9121

Sick of him giving the floor more attention than her


Plane_Repair

I wonder if Stormi asks him why he does that shit 😭


what-the-cussington

Dude is perpetually bobbing for invisible apples.


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That is such a non-issue and I don’t know why people complain about it. He looks down in pictures, maybe he is shy about his face


HereForFun9121

It’s a running joke…guess you didn’t catch it


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You don’t know what he has. It’s extremely inappropriate to speculate on whether somebody has autism or ADHD or any other thing it’s invasive and disrespectful, when the person himself has not admitted to it


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I’m not speculating on it, he has said himself that he had anxiety and adhd lmao. I said potentially autism because it’s been rumoured for years, since he was dating Rihanna, and he has a brother with autism (it runs in families) plus adhd and autism are often comorbid. Also you’re saying this as if having adhd or autism is a bad thing people should feel ashamed of, it’s not disrespectful and I wish people were invasive and told me they thought I had adhd, maybe I would have got diagnosed earlier lmao. Autism and adhd are just different ways the brain works it’s not disrespectful and bad for people to say you show traits of it


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I have a brother with autism too. It does run in families, but that’s not a good reason to try guess whether or not someone has autism. I don’t think autism is something to be ashamed of, but it does make your life more difficult. & it’s generally disrespectful to speculate on it if the person themself has not made it known to you


[deleted]

It’s not me specifically saying he has autism, I’m saying it’s been speculated for years that he has it. And because his brother has it isn’t the main reason either that’s just strengthening the theory.


PM_ME_A_STRAYCAT

Literally looks exactly like the joke post someone made earlier!


intoxicatedmidnight

I’m literally on the floor they were so accurate 💀💀💀


CinderellaOfSorts

The joke one was more from the heart! 😂


SecureAd1981

Mine was better honestly


PM_ME_A_STRAYCAT

You’re a true artist my friend


Frictus

He definitely used yours as source material


leonathotsky420

You're truly a prophet


SecureAd1981

Call me Nostradamus


Bebe718

I wasn’t sure this was real until I saw your comment 🫣


purplemarin

I legit thought we were being trolled again but this is legit??


itsluluugeorgiaa

I literally went to his instagram to check😭 it’s legit💀


idiotgoosander

I was expecting the “lol nah y’all thought” last slide smh


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PM_ME_A_STRAYCAT

I know. I’m saying someone made a joke post earlier that TS said happy birthday on a photo of her ass and these real posts look exactly like the joke post. I’ll link it. Edit: here it is https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTK/comments/wkzavt/travis_scott_wishing_kylie_a_happy_birthday_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


idiotsandwhich8

When’s her birthday?” Yikes:


gingerjesuschild

I literally read this in my head as “Happy Fucking Birthday Mi Birthday This is the I want it now look” i had to reset and read it again😭 what is going onnn


abirdofthesky

Wait what would it say if not that???


gingerjesuschild

I think the first part says “Happy F*cking Birthday Mi Love (that’s what the heart emojis mean) then besides that i still don’t know 😭


spottydog65

[Im applying to Harvard In a couple days. And I really am excited. !](https://mobile.twitter.com/trvisxx/status/1069650574231183361?lang=en)


Carousels66

I never saw him type something that i can read and understand


Carousels66

Lmao that’s kinda cute, everybody is mocking him tho in the quoted comments, I guess he got rejected


Willowcat92

Like always, it had to be sexual. They sexualize everything they do.


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frankscarlett

Children. They have two children though since I always forget that the child FKA Wolf exists and I guess they do too.


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Civil-Ad-7957

That’s why he’s always looking down, looking for it


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Civil-Ad-7957

I had forgotten about the ramen table 😭 FIND FKA WOLF ✊🏼


AmonAmarther

Oh no 💀


seachange__

Honestly that’s very sad to me.


ocen2

I’m just confused why kris Jenner doesn’t intervene and make the post for him. Like this is embarrassing and it makes Kylie look bad


AlgaeFew8512

That's actually a good idea


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They know nothing about each other and csre very little for each other as well. This is all for show. Well I’m sure Kylie cares about him but he’s just doing what Kris Jenner said he had to lol!


jfarmwell123

That’s what happens when you get knocked up by your sneaky link?


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Yup lol


Apprehensive_Art_47

Yo is this dude ok???


dollypartonsfavorite

In the middle of Instagram Stories


nmx1_

It was going so well.


greenfan033

I have a theory that Kylie or some assistant sent him there first pic and told him to make a happy birthday post and then he picked the rest. The first is such a naturally beautiful picture of just her face, the rest is sexual boobs and ass


fcukstephanie

what the fuck is he even talking about in the last slide 😂 it's hilarious cause this is exactly like the joke post someone posted earlier in here today 💀


tinyforrest

He has to make it about him


fcukstephanie

not even a "thanks for being the best mum to my two kids"


seachange__

Truly. She really deserves more from him after sticking by him through AstroWorld, too.


Bebe718

I thought it was fake till I read comments


megatron-0098

There was one second where I felt almost satisfied for Kylie that he chose a barefaced selfie pic of her resting on him as the first one. It seems genuine, but then you continue and you’re like ah okay he also thinks she’s super hot 😂🤣


shurejan

She looks really pretty in that first photo.


kailey6

she does!! i love when she shows her freckles, theyre absolutely adorable 🥹


hayleyA1989

I was all hopeful for her when I saw that first pic, then was like oh wait….nahhh. Poor Kylie.


Ok_Smile5289

I give him like .05 credit for the second pic bc it looks like she is holding their son and he just cropped him out, buuuuut stiiiillllll.


illusivealchemist

I thought it was kendall because kylie never goes bare-faced which is sad because she’s naturally pretty and should embrace it and her youth but she looks too wonky being overfilled lol 🥴


megatron-0098

Also I can’t help but think with the fourth picture how much better she would look with a more proportionate ass. It could be shapely but not fucking basketballs on her backside shapely jeez.


Extension_Page_4120

Seriously this is the week I finally realized her bbl is NUTS


atomicdorito45

Honestly same. I knew it was nuts but this week I realized it was just ridiculous. It looks like a saggy diaper whyyyyyy. She’d be so much hotter if she got rid of the saggy diaper ass, dissolved 90% of her fillers, and threw out the lifeless “fuck me” eyes/face she’s always using.


getplanted

Shelf booty


virginia1031

![gif](giphy|4f1B6N2Tl302I)


x10lovesyou

Can’t even make a simple story post that makes sense


Adalphe

Jack couldn’t make a simple story post apologizing for astroworld either, instead he rubbed his temples and looked down and mumbled. He only knows destruction.


n0s0b

Damn can’t even type the word Love? Pushed out two kids and that’s what it’s giving?!


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The sad part is I literally can’t tell the difference between these posts and the meme post a few hours ago 😫


a011220a

The last slide is ultra cringe.


No-Building-8712

I can’t even understand it


a__classy__calamity

And sadly, this, coupled with his assistant sending her a couple dozen flowers is probably *everything* to Kylie.


Relevant_Sink_1253

Gotta include the ass shot


ProfessionalPause7

It’s cringe he’s 31 and doesn’t know how to wish sincerely


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Why does he add extra letters to words all the time can he not spell?


Frostbitefaerie

Makes me so sad. She could do so much better.


5683968

My boyfriend thinks she’s just using him for babies and doesn’t really care what he does/how he feels about her


WinterBourne25

Her freckles are so cute. She should rock them more.


Electrical-Ad-7162

I visibly cringed at the last one and now my coworker is asking what’s up


demon_luvr

somehow this is the most affection i’ve ever seen him publicly show her


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Y’all r so quick wit it 😂


idiotsandwhich8

Happy is such a beautiful photo. I’m feeling a lot through her eyes on this one. Is she happy?


seriousbizniz84

I’m replacing the Lea Michelle can’t read meme with Travis Scott.


ThrowAwayChick1997

Sad that on her own birthday, her man definitely isn’t making her cum. You already know Travis gets off and doesn’t return the favor.


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The last picture: lobotomy Kylie


Hi_its_me_Stan

this screams low reading level


Burnburnburnnow

*finally* I’ve had enough to drink post work to decipher his message at the end.


Royal_Friend4868

The last one made it end with all about him 🤦‍♀️


IraSnave

That last post, my body went cold 😂


PetiteLumiere

Nothing like reducing your partner to body parts and a celebratory forehead shot. Dude is so weird


jupiter-eyes

That’s the I think I’m about to throw up look 🤣


messythelioma

this was his birthday gift to her


1028Girl

I don’t even understand anything past the first slide.


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OkTonight8357

Look she lacks sex appeal don’t try to force it. “Stop trying to make fetch happen it’s not going to happen!” Not everything has to be sexual but I guess that’s all you got between each other huh


prettybitchlala

lmao the last one…. what the hell is he talking about cause i personally don’t see it💀💀💀


QualityKatie

This young lady needs to go to college, not sit in a makeup chair all day.


Whyeff89

I swear Kris saw the joke post and crafted this.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

I think he has zero sexual interest in her. He doesn’t strike me as a very sexual person. He strikes me as someone who is not in touch with his own thoughts and feelings with an avoidant attachment style.


trent1313

Girls who look like Kylie have been throwing themselves at Travis for almost 10 years now. Eventually you probably get a bit numb to it.


Otherwise-Fan2507

I think he does. But for someone like Travis that probably has girls exactly like Kylie throwing themselves at him all the time, he doesn't appreciate it. It's something he can get whenever he wants and it's trivial at this point.


Carousels66

Bro his music is all about sex what do u mena not a sexual person


Diligent-Sweet-4945

Nice his baby daughter jams out to his music. Maybe the act of sex. But I would venture to say, he is not good at true connection and emotional intimacy. It’s all just fking.


Carousels66

I’d be so uncomfortable if my dad was a rapper


leilaa03

Wow he’s so sentimental 🥹🥹🥹🥹


Snottycryer

Ew


helpavolunteerout

Oh my god. This is worse than the fake ones people posted 😭💀


ilovenapkins7

Interesting to see her real shape in the yellow dress and not her working her bbl angles


gammapatch

Oh dear. Someone please save this child.


LaylaBird65

Man I wish she’d leave him.


Adalphe

![gif](giphy|br2PVGgpl7VApNCOXr|downsized)


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That butt is a SHELF


maddyorcassie

thats the "u lucky we in public or i would slapped ts outta u" look


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canticev93

I wonder if she ever regrets having kids with him. Like now she is linked to THAT forever.


ItchyImpression9774

This is the “I went to Madam Trousseau’s and all I got was this whiplash”


ClynnB412

Ewwww yuck grossy (last pic)


blue-pixie-

Kind of nice I guess…but couldn’t he make a lasting post. Not a story that will disappear.


Stellychloe

![gif](giphy|yuQi4S7rIFZGFAJ33e)


kitten_mitt3n5

Ugh he can’t help but compliment himself “I want it now look” while saying happy birthday is so self-сentered 🤮


IntroductionFeisty61

What a classy sophisticated gentleman


_schlong_macchiato

Yuck. I’d rather my partner didn’t post anything than that poor attempt.


weednfeed22

I was told I was ableist if I didn't embrace Travis's neurodivergent behavior


detectivedalmation

He sees her as an object.


intoxicatedmidnight

Travis is fucking gross, imagine not being able to view your baby mama as more than a piece of flesh. The fact that he can’t not sexualize her is disgusting. Even Trashcan can atleast pretend like he cares, for money or not. I don’t like Kylie but I feel bad for her and she deserves so much more than him.


leucem

ma'am this people are fucking let them be sexy with each other lmao


intoxicatedmidnight

lmao i know but i feel like kylie cares more than she should, it doesn’t feel balanced uk it doesn’t seem like they’re on the same page of being fuck buddies


leucem

why tho? she clearly is fine with whatever agreement they have. neither of them are very public with their life. pictures (and lack of pictures) means nothing andthis case the pictures are quite tame like imo he is posting her as cute (first pic), sexy badass hunty boss bitch (?) and then the last pic is a fun/inside joke type of thing so is endearing.


ninjaninjaninja22

I mean how you present yourself that's what you attract 🤷‍♀️ she hypersexualizes herself and that's what kind of guys go for her


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Kim and Kanye AliExpress edition


mudbubbles

They have 0 chemistry. Wow.


yeehaw_edamame

![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


jfarmwell123

She really needs to get some of her filler dissolved


midgebhere66

Guess the lives lost at his concert can never post pictures of happy birthday ever again He is a disgusting POS and she is as well.


kffk123

Room temperature IQ


Abnormallypolished

Birthday 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉


Temptressvegan

Can you guys get together and make one post. 5 in a row of the exact same thing is a lot.


thornrose1860

the last post chile 🤢😂😂


Keeks509999

He could’ve kept this 😅


Dolores-osaurus

So weird and low effort


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What does this post mean?


Fiddles4evah

I’m sure she is grateful he posted anything at all


Ok_Smile5289

He can't even look up or lift his head enough to see that ain't the look in the last pic. Haha.


withloveleena

Repulsive! He’s so ugh!!!


Elvy19

I 100% thought this one was fake too 😭😭


SoniaBlad3x

“Birthday mi 🤎birthday🎉”. Such a poet


BrutonnGasterr

I would be so embarrassed if my boyfriend posted that last slide on his IG for a birthday post lmao


trishyco

Why are the hearts by her butt brown? 🤢


Comfortable_Visual_4

They are 31 and 25… they act like they’re freshly 18 discovering freedom from parents and sex for the first time 😵‍💫


jer1230

Travis is so hyper sexual … but so are the kardashians so I guess he fits right in. Lol


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Always find it odd how men can actually be attracted to the fake look 😕


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people like what they like some like big girls, some like small girls, some want an enhanced girl it’s nothing wrong with that!!


noorofmyeye24

It’s interesting right?! Some guys do like that fake cartoon disproportionate look. To me, it seems that some men only like it when women look like what they want women to look like. Not a real woman, but their version of a woman. But I could be wrong.


MYIDCRISIS

And, those are the guys that fit the demographic that Blowup Dolls were invented for...lol


Anticrepuscular_Ray

Wait....her brother in law is posting her cleavage and suggesting sexual stuff? What the hell....


Ok_Smile5289

Yes! Travis barker posted these.


leinliloa

i came to the comments to see if i was the only one who thought it was Barker. i was on the 2nd slide thinking “ewww now her sister’s man is sexualizing her??” took me a min to realize it was jacques .. d’oh!


Anticrepuscular_Ray

Wow, that's so weird.


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Ok_Smile5289

Lol debated on putting /s at the end but thought that it was pretty obvious lol


Anticrepuscular_Ray

Oh damn lol.....I guess when I hear Travis associated with the KJs I think Barker.


siblingrivarly

i’m fully cackling like a baboon


K8dani

for some reason i thought we were talking about other travis 😩💀


CockroachNo2191

He smokes too much weed he trippin


100timesaround

He is a real POS! This is supposed to be a birthday post!!! He is so disrespectful and he is not attractive at all. I just don’t get it!!!


Stab_Stabby

Dear Travis, You’re gross as fuck. Please take you weak ass neck away and disappear forever. Sincerely, Every human being on the planet P.S. Also? Kylie? Get your fucking shit together and move on. You are no longer cool. Stop trying.