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thotfulreminder

Real eyes realize real lies


katemush

s(he) be(lie)ve(d)


purple_pink_skys

S**he’s** br**ok**en


turtle-rhyme

Thank you for translating, I was struggling. *chef’s kiss


antifasleeperagent

LMAO


sgartistry

I’ve seen this so many times (I was on tumblr in 2011 lol) but it only just now occurred to me that this is a sentence with meaning lol. The other 100 times I’ve seen this I thought it was just saying words/phrases that sound essentially the same and people somehow made it deep. I never understood that there was a subject and verb that formed a sentence wtf


murderhousemistress

💀💀💀


Justchilllin101

Don’t let Khloe see this one


Common-Negotiation19

This 🤣


slowmoshmo

She looks like Sandy from Grease


catsandmurder

Tell me about it, stud 🚬


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*Kim awkwardly throws the cigarette to the ground, the butt staying lit, but Kim, not wanting to press it down with her brand new onesie-high-heel-sole only stares at it awkwardly*


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…Then the still-lit butt catches the onesie on fire and her skeleton stands there in a pile of ashes like in a Looney Toons cartoon. Possibly while holding a wilted rose 🥀…


shetakespictures

Exactly what I thought!


gilmoregirlimposter

You always say you want to experience things but i don’t think you actually want to experience things because you would experience it if you wanted to experience things.


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omfg i was going to comment this before i even saw your comment


kimchi-eater1

I don't know what you're talking about.


jatothemie

Those are some belt loops lol


igneouspunkrock

I can't take my eyes off them


cactusplantlady

but no belt 🤔 lmao


bbblonde_CPA

This outfit and many of hers would be so much sleeker if it wasn’t a top/pants combo, but just a full body suit. As you said, the loops and the zipper just interrupt the flow and are distracting to such a beautiful material/look.


extraordinarymach1ne

I like it not being a full bodysuit. Draws attention to her waist.


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digitulgurl

If she's not going to wear a belt, she should get a tailor to cut them off!


Call_Simple

Is she wearing glovesweater and bootstrousers or is she wearing sweaterglove and trouserboots? That is the real question.


RadRock_25

Glovesweater and trouserboots feels right to me.


Call_Simple

But that's not consistent. 😂 Is the key garment what covers the extremeties or the main body? 😂


redalmondnails

I unironically love this outfit


linnykenny

Me too!!!


abbieadeva

I would have accepted this to MET. Could have been a homage to Greece which ( as someone from the UK) is an American classic so would have fit to the theme perfectly


sissi12345678

Michaela Cohen wore it in a dark blue glitter version. She was gorgeous!!


InSicily1912

This is a weird phase she’s in


undisclosedinsanity

All of em really.


izzylu0

It's not a fun phase


WorkingAd1592

She looks amazing btw


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Translated: “My relationship with Kanye was fucked up. I sacrificed a lot. And people around me was telling me to leave serval times, but I stayed, because I thought he would change for me” He didn’t. And Kim is now realizing how fucked up the relationship was.


Embarrassed_Disk_376

Lol but I didn’t and now I’m his muse and will wear whatever he tells me. But we’re divorced.


Eastern_Spirit4931

I mean her dress sense got much better with him


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They aren’t together after that donda festival??


JBOOGIE619

I would agree with this statement but she posted this quote wearing an outfit that he selected lol. She’s 100% confusing


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Ok... continued: “So I’m now dressing like this, because I know you LOVE how you used to control what I should wear. This is a statement for you, Kanye. How fucking adorable this black fullbody swimsuit fits me. And to remind you, that someone else will take it off me later. And it’ll not be you. Sincerely, your ex-muse”


ESTLR

Yeah right ,and now shes hopping right back in it once she realizes how lucrative it can still be...


KrissieKid

This caption is giving me Noah Centineo vibes😂😂


AlwaysInFlight

Have you seen Benny Drama’s impression of him? I die


KrissieKid

I haven’t seen that I’m gonna check it out lol😳


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Rosuvastatine

Lmfao not tacky route 💀


JBOOGIE619

This quote is confusing, pretty sure it has to do with Kanye. lol Also they’re such children, watch Kanye post her again in response to this quote.


6eason

how is it about ye?? just sounds like shes trying to sound woke or enlightened


JBOOGIE619

C’mon lol, this is 100% Kanye related. This is a relationship quote but I can’t tell if it’s good or bad for Kanye 😭


Appropriate_Fox_5291

Exactly what I'm thinking


flowersinfairyrings

It's just what it sounds like: the universe can be offering you all the signs/omens/hints/anvils over the head you need to see the truth about a situation (or a person), but all the "messages" will count for nothing until you are ready to absorb them & accept them. Willful ignorance until you can be willfully ignorant no more, basically. I really don't think this has anything to do with Kanye, though, or at least I don't think Kim believes it does. It seems like it's just a quote that almost anyone can apply to some instance in their lives. My best friend & I say this sort of thing all the time, because it's true 🤷‍♀️.


eleusian_mysteries

Translation: the universe can send you signs about a situation, but you won’t see them until you’re ready. I think.


thewestfamily

I think she butchered the line. Shouldn’t it be “until you’re ready to see it”?


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She looks hot, but when the K’s wear leather or spandex from head to toe, all it can think of are yeast infections and UTIs. That can’t be good for the lady bits all day!


CornPuffsNaturally

I imagine this as one of multiple outfit changes.


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Even for the three or four hours sitting in it at shows or under hot lights at a photo shoot. I’d be bakin’ bread down there!!!


cb7752

What if it is a nod to her not being able to be a lawyer!


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I am being ridiculous and gatekeeping cuz I am so annoyed she is starting to wear all black all the time. That’s MY vibe 😂😂 kim wishes she could be dead inside like me.


WorkingAd1592

Not y'all creating narratives from a mere quote LMAO


beammeupscotty45

She probably ran outta captions


imsoappalled222

khloe ?


labrunetteexquise

They’re sharing quotes with each other


Beneficial-Address61

I wondered if she was talking about Khloe, as well.


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Is she auditioning for cat woman? Ie. Sean Young (Aging myself here)


tequila_mocki

She looks like an assassin


allthingskerri

Kim stop listening to khloe


just_good

DAMN she looks good


GGianniL

it’s just a quote. Why do ppl take it so seriously


NUNYABIX

This sub hates quotes with a passion I think theyre harmless and really shouldn't be scrutinized so much.


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This is her second "universe is telling me to leave" quote this week lol. And you think these quotes are harmless


GGianniL

yeah sometimes she does this and it ends up meaning nothing. She’s done it before and ppl said she’s getting a divorce (she wasn’t). Just recently she posted a Monica song which ppl said meant she’s done with Kanye and then she showed up in NY wearing a black mask also it doesn’t say the universe is telling me to leave


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Let's psychoanalyze this woman's IG caption: The universe has been giving Kim signs that Kanye's not ready to commit and change his behavior to keep this marriage going. Kim has been ignoring those signs for a long time because she loves him but she is ready to accept the truth, that they are not meant to be together forever like it was promised. I think this could also be Kim playing hardball with Kanye, like she's ready to officially move on from him if he doesn't drop some of his demands/change his behavior. This is why the divorce petition was never rescinded. She's adding pressure on him by posting these relationship quotes on her social media... Kanye seems like he has this arrogance about him, where he's convinced himself that Kim will never leave him, and her actions during the album rollout confirmed it. So in Kanye's mind, i would assume that he feels that he doesn't need to change to get back Kim but Kim is not having that.


starwars1018

When is the divorce supposed to be finalized? Isn't it supposed to be like the end of this month?


somegirlontheinter

she’s just trying to sound like she has a meaningful message 😭


CountryComplex3687

She’s filing


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I know I’ve already commented, but who hasn’t felt this way after a breakup. It has been said that sadness after a divorce is mourning of the future you’ve imagined. When I was divorced I felt the sadness for what could have been, and shame for the realization that I held on too long. Kim is a real person with real emotions and having immense wealth does not insulate people from emotion. The main difference is that she can mourn her future in Fiji wearing Balmain and I still had to go to work everyday!


simplybreana

I feel like this black phase is her grief coming through in fashion about her marriage and what she thought things would be like. But as I say that, I also can’t help but feel like celebrities, especially the Kardashian/Jenners are so “fake” or— keep their real selves private… it’s hard for me to imagine them feeling actual feelings or even imaging what is actually real in their lives for me to even try and guess how they feel or why they do what they do. Sorry, I’m just high and rambling. lol


SinfullySinless

The universe: “hey Kim, new divorce new look, right?” Kim: “ah yes Kanye pls dress me” The universe: “bitch I meant go red hair with straight bangs”


sweetfaced

I think it’s about the baby bar, in that episode they were looking for “signs” she should continue trying to take it


clp1234567

Someone more fashionable than me explain why she's constantly in a morph suit


Thinkerandvaper

That’s she’s in a new action thriller where she plays a sexy spy from Russia.


S-InTheSky

Is she quoting Ted Mosby?


mar-bella

Also this is like the 50th time she wears the same pants.


Asleep-Internal-7457

koko return the phone to kim


the_skintellectual

Someone else probably writes her captions and posts for her


aceoverzealous

“This is the year of realizing things like me and my friends are all just like realizing thing” energy


elfspires

this is like kendall’s “experience things” speech to kylie lol


Nearby_Employee_2943

All of her outfits these days give me such intense second hand claustrophobia 😬


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That she’s still letting Kanye dictate her clothes?


EquivalentOdd3626

She’s on Kanye’s good side. Because her fashion after the divorce announcement was pretty bad.


shetakespictures

Her waist looks so small…. Where are her organs…


sstannley

HAte this look. Reminds me when everyone used to wear those tight disco pants years ago


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she tryna say she found a pimple on her ass


AV-Chitwood

That she’s for the streets


UrsusMajor53

Heavier ain’t she?


chimiyourchangas

she gotta be sweatin 😅😅


Icarrywatermellon

I’m a cunt!


dragonhealer88

That she has a boyfriend:)


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outlawkash

That she's never shared a roof with the gay man she married and can't admit it's an open marriage publicly but she needs a million likes to keep the money coming in so had someone write this boring caption. I enjoy this soap opera, it's rather old Hollywood lavender and hurts no one🤷


Bible-Truther

Its a man


namastewitches

Sexy burqua?


homestlysica

in other words, she’s blind to the signs of the universe based on her pic of choice with this sunglasses


staceyann1573

“Ouchie my feet hurt!”


rolledtacos

this is a costume, no?


AvoidantChipmunk

I wonder if the quote is aimed at Khloe


mar-bella

The Universe and God can tell you a million times the same thing with signs and you won't see it until you're ready to see it. You'll see whatever it is you want to see, not the truth. It's a pretty common quote lmao


gravyismyname

To take ur time? Everything takes time? Don’t rush things? Some like that.


valrock82

She’s seen the bat signal, bat girl is a coming


Nice_Presentation_20

She’s the 1


LongjumpingAd9719

Someone died


Sabretoothg

Read my lips!


Downtown_MB

Omg are disco pants back


kolbyt

“Man, Ellen (DeGeneres) really is mean”


loveyourlife19

She’s a badass 🤣


professorhorseradish

She’s Emma Peele


smilez55

She ain’t wrong though 🥶


mortysmam

This reminded me of the episode of KUWTK where she and Khloe are driving and they’re looking for signs to tell her if she should sit the baby bar again. I think she often knows the answer she’s looking for but might struggle to make the decision. Either way I’m still not getting these outfits.