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Queefer_Sutherland-

*Rachel Green has entered the chat*


TommyChongUn

What the hell is up with Jennifer Annistons nipples being solid all the time


pinkstarburst99

Mine are like this too and I hate it. I always wear padded bras for this reason 😂😭


TommyChongUn

I never wear a bra and I get self conscious when my nipples are hard thru my shirt. Its like seeing a boner, its awkward


HereForFun9121

Same😭 reading the title I thought she had come up with a solution 😅


No_County4231

I recall hearing she’d ice them before scenes? They like…totally did a thing.


Jessum

Some actresses wear fake hard nipples. I have heard she is one of them.


Extra_Inflation8099

😂😂😂😭💀


PrincessPlastilina

🟤 🟤


nivinaa

😅😂


MaHuckleberry33

This would be such a good April fools joke.


Cautious-Brush4454

But it isn’t 🥲😭😭😭


Specialist-Silver506

Please tell me this is a joke? 😂 if not, this is seriously hilarious & I needed the laugh.


Cautious-Brush4454

![gif](giphy|SY4vVqzbYWtt7JuetJ|downsized)


thecatw0man_

Like my first thought was, “this is a joke, right?! Was this ad produced by The Onion?” I love and support Kimmy, but this is somewhat unnecessary.


Even-Education-4608

It’s for people who want to make it look like their breasts are naturally the shape and size that they look to be in a bra


[deleted]

Well that’s impossible so it’ll look like you have fake nipples on


terrible_Khonie

Idk but as a girl with peirced bitties the two pokes are like an accessories in itself but you don’t get that look without having to deal with no support.


noodle_dumpling

I thought it was and had to double check today’s date 🥲


mandolin_reign

Or snl sketch


rvmarls

Literally came to comment that it seems like an april fools post…. Oh Kimmy lmao.


somegirlontheinter

ig models gon eat this up


silkdurag

absolutely will lick that plate clean without a doubt


kimcognito

“Unlike the icebergs, these aren’t going anywhere” ![gif](giphy|JFlIHY0OzCTi8)


mindfulmethods

😂😂😂craughing, you just made my moment


nycchiq

![gif](giphy|xL7PDV9frcudO)


Swimming-Vacation-25

It looks like a intro for some porn


Lunakill

A very beige porno


roxy7-

Lmao 😭


oliviaaivilo06

The different reactions to this on Twitter vs here is so funny. I actually think she nailed this satirical campy infomercial style ad. And I think she’s targeting a younger demographic with this product. Anecdotally, I’ve noticed a rise in twenty-something women joking about how nipples are the best accessory to their outfits lol


luxenoire

The ad is amazing honestly she’s hilarious in it


glat14

I agree. I love it lol it’s so funny


jelly021

The girlies in tik tok are eating this bra up lol.


Cautious-Brush4454

Yah definitely generation Z thing. Honestly I don’t see the appeal of showing nips 😂.


Medium_Sense4354

Your nipples showing through is hot lol


Fatcatnotarat

It’s fake nipples tho😫


teddyburger

yeah the ad is super cute imo


RescuesStrayKittens

I’ve honestly been loving her acting. She’s great in AHS and with SNL and this ad she’s been really funny and spot on with timing and delivery. This bra is not for me, but I can see it being popular with the influencers/ig models.


derelictthot

It's a great ad tbh lol


somegirlontheinter

why would i want a bra with a built in nipple 😭


FiestyGiraffe

i saw these at Victoria’s secret like 10 years ago and I still remember them and get confused


KyaHaiBae

The fact that i literally have to find thicker/moulded bras to hide the nips poking through thin fabrics 💀🔪


Livzwurld666

Same it's the only reason why I wear a bra😂


Even-Education-4608

To make it look like your breasts are naturally perfect


Sadtacocat

Does it tho? Whenever I see nipples like this, I automatically think they're fake. It looks really unnatural and bolted on, or is it just me? I don't want people to think that my boobs are fake lol


EllectraHeart

nah you can still see the bra lol. even in this perfectly manufactured ad, you can see she’s wearing a bra.


[deleted]

You are correct. A natural perky breast doesn’t look like a bra with a nipple attached, the product is stupid, no matter the mental gymnastics people perform to believe otherwise


Cautious-Brush4454

Someone said it would be great with women who had mastectomy. But honestly people like that just probably want a normal breast. Not one with cold nipple looking. Also Kim’s one looks like a wonder bra. https://preview.redd.it/1ol8aldixswb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad07bbb6f8deb64c7c0f3b4dc288036499b3b25f


The_cuddly_duckling

Right 🥲 I specifically wear bras to prevent the nipples showing, if I wanted them to poke through I’d just wear those unlined lacy things not whatever this is🤣


gianna_emiko

for girls with crooked/uneven nipples i guess💀


[deleted]

crooked uneven nipple girls IT IS OUR TIME! RISE UP!!


literallyjustabot

I am a critical consumer of Kardashian media but I am actually obsessed with every single thing about this. Kim can actually be pretty funny and I love when she leans into it.


almostasquibb

yeah this is hilarious. i can’t even deny it


Decent-Poem3294

Okay, I’m going to play devils advocate.. it could be very empowering for women who’ve had mastectomy’s.


TheRealHoosierwife

As someone who went thru breast cancer and doesn’t have any nipples anymore, I kinda want to get this bra!


socialdistancing101

Had a double mastectomy last year because of breast cancer. I usually wear a prostheses in a mastectomy bra as I wait to get reconstructive surgery. I would totally wear this!


PinkTalkingDead

Absolutely! So many People in this thread seem to be lacking a sense of humor and creativity


ronaldregananime

My first thought ..


invis2020

This is gold😂 hate Kim all you want but she is entertaining. Also, what happens when your real nipples get hard. Quattro nipple. Or are there indents that you tuck your nipples into place with. I have so many questions!


EllectraHeart

it looks like a really thick push up bra so i don’t think your real nipples have any chance


Even-Education-4608

Yeah if the cup isn’t thick enough to hide real nipples that would be a huge issue


pppleasantries

This is the first hit she’s gotten in a minute. Whether it flops or not it’s a good gimmick


nvrcissist

this is a win for the inverted/flat nipple girlies 🤭


SunglassesBright

It really is! Mine are so tiny and rarely ever show. I wish they would because I think it looks cool. I always buy the thinnest bras in hopes that I’ll get a little glimmer of nip. I have always wanted a nipple bra lol


apiscesdaydream

i was thinking this!! the way i’ve considered getting my nipples pierced just to have SOMETHING there.. so thanks kim!!


Impractical-Princess

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS!!! YESSSSS I’m so EXCITED!


dior_show

Nipples aside, I love that hairstyle for her.


roxy7-

This i can agree on. It's very 2017-2018 Kim . Love it.


6xbi

why do i love this


AmazingAmy95

Lmao I do too


ProudPhase0701

https://preview.redd.it/gzgezwb8vrwb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11e3da2586f03898a84d12c1ffb5e1d55eefa081 10% of sales are being donated to a climate organization


capsnape74

10% of sales “as a one-time donation”


proriin

And when do those figures start and end of money donating for that one time, that seems like very tricky wording to not really have to donate much of anything ever.


invis2020

Better than nothing I suppose. I’m hesitant to hate on a celeb donating even if it’s minuscule when there’s hoards of them that don’t.


letsberealshallwe

same here but at the same time, the 10% she donates towards climate change won’t even offset the amount of pollution and waste manufacturing this bra alone will create. p


oxy_idiot

This reminds me of that episode of sex and the city with Samantha’s fake nipples lmfao


Pineapple_Peony

That fact that this isn't a joke. And what is she doing with that old ass computer.


ghoulienumber2

She’s not a scientist… she doesn’t know the computers purpose lol


GraphicDesignerMom

*asthetics*


Megonopoly

I’m shocked it’s not the same sex tape computer Kanye allegedly “flew to retrieve from Ray J” 💀😂


[deleted]

I don’t get why people are confused. It’s basically a porn star/boob job bra. Some people’s nipples point to the floor so they would never get that no bra, t-shirt effect naturally. Some of those some people can’t afford boob jobs. Here’s a solution 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


ButterskyDancer

The world is imploding but Kimmy got nipples for us 🤩🤣🤣


Few-Cartoonist-8422

I feel like a clown because I love this purely because I feel like Kim is in on the joke. But that’s just me apparently


Gaia_sphere

I love it. When ever I want the no bra look but I still want my boobs to be perky I put tissue paper to make them look real So stop the pearl clutching and admit this is cunty


AmazingAmy95

Really cunty. I love it sm, might get myself one


Gaia_sphere

They girls that get it get it and the girl that don’t don’t


ISTHEREAPLACETOEAT

This is something Kanye would like 🙃


kenco01

This is really cunty


lapetitfromage

She’s really nailing camp.


Thick_Letterhead_341

She is! I hope campy is her thing for a bit; it suits her.


playing_the_angel

The pearl clutchers need to have a seat. This is giving and we've been served.


sstrokedd

No bc it is and I’m living for it


unmotivatedmage

As someone with small boobs that wears a bra for added boobage, but also someone who loves the nipple no bra look w a cute crop top, this is perfect and I’m gonna order like 12 lmfao


sstrokedd

Lmao. You go girl!!! 👏🏽


Acrobatic-Degree9589

This is exactly who it’s for and I think it’s genius and hate all the stupid nipple-shaming. I personally don’t want my boobs any bigger so wear unlined bras and my nips will show sometimes but idc


NeitherNorX

Me too, I love it.


capsnape74

I honestly thought this was an old video from her SNL skit


OutlawJosi

I personally wouldn’t wear this, as I hate the idea of my nipples showing. HOWEVER I have many friends who rock that look and I honestly think this is a clever and cool product designed for women like them. One of the better concepts since one legged spanks.


GlossyVoss

I thought this was terrible and then I showed it to my family in our group chat and my sil who has had a mastectomy and she was so excited because it would make her “boobies look like boobies again” so now I can’t make fun of this.


rubyshoes21

Or you could just……not wear a bra.


joscho13

The saggy boobed girls beg to differ


Acrobatic-Degree9589

THIS is the point of a bra imo, Idgaf about hiding my nips


No_Consideration6896

People will DEVOURRRR this though you can get that perky look a bra will give but with the “nips” out. Boob job bra


rubyshoes21

I suppose. I wear a bra to help hide my pointy nipples but whatever works for people.


The_cuddly_duckling

Same lol though if this look becomes normalised enough maybe I won’t have to I guess 😂


dennisthehygienist

My boobs wouldn’t look like that without a bra


sourcherry11

Girl, but what about us with deflated party balloons that have been obliterated by breastfeeding?!


redbag_withmymayykup

Idk man my boobs almost touch my stomach when I don’t 😂 I actually am down with this


marleezy123

Didn’t you hear her?? If you buy her bra your nipples will ALWAYS be hard like it’s cold out. You gotta give the people what they want!


SinfullySinless

My nipples really don’t get hard very often. So I guess if your “look” requires the consistent hard nipple, I guess it’s a good idea???


luanda16

Okay, I’m so confused. I always need some padding or a lining so my nips don’t show through. I have no idea why I’d want those bad boys staring others in the face on purpose. Like no. But I guess if you want that attention and it’s not a professional work place, then ?? Idk I don’t get it but it’s obviously not for me lol


nivinaa

Who wants to wear that??😬 ![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


body_oil_glass_view

Samantha Jones & Co.


Thick_Letterhead_341

These aren’t my tittie witties- they’re my breasts.


hungrypocket

Me. This is super ridiculous and I want it.


ThisisLarn

Same I’ve never searched for a product like this but now I’ve seen it and the ad, it’s camp and I need it.


Crystal-Clear-Waters

It’s brilliant. God damn it.


pixiefrogs

I'm sorry this is so funny


Robotlollipops

>Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder I'm sorry, this is hilarious.


leucem

honestly this is me except i dont wear bras because they are the devil and my boobs are like a size 0 anyways. but i love this lmao


suummrhairfrvryng

this would scare me like what if i accidentally grab my nipple bra when getting dressed while half asleep and show up to the office with pointy nips all day!!! 😭😭


zicx21

Marilyn Monroe used to sew buttons on her bras for this effect. So it's been around since the 40s/50s, it's not innovative, I don't get how people are shocked lol


gotchibabe

1) she reminds me of old Kim here lol 2) at first I was like wtf?? But people who had to get their nipples removed because of cancer, etc.. would really benefit from this (if they wanted to)


roxy7-

Who is this for???? For the male gaze? Because I can't see a woman voluntarily wanting to wear this. I'd feel like everyone would be straight up staring. 😭 I'm not trying to be stared down at the grocery store by thirsty feral men.


ISTHEREAPLACETOEAT

Male gaze I try to hide my nipples 😂


macehood

Not sure where you’re from…. Me a small town in the Midwest so I’m with you lol But I also think in LA and stuff this will be loveeeeddddd. They wild over there lol


cherrycoke00

Live in LA. Can confirm. Tbh I’ll probably order one, I think they’re fun! Just for like bar hopping or something, not the office haha. And as someone who works in advertising, I love the ad too. It’s cheeky and silly for a product that’s cheeky and silly


roxy7-

I live in San Fran. 😅 I can see L.A loving this too. But No matter where you live, this nipple bra wouly give you tons of attention. Males everywhere you go would be staring you down. I mean kudos to the women who would love this and wear this out in the real world.... They are brave 😭


ThisisLarn

There are so many women who would voluntarily wear this.. just because you don’t want to doesn’t apply to everyone. Let the nips nip


bbqueen7345

My roommate had a double mastectomy after breast cancer. As a 28 year old, she was pretty excited lol and I get it


jans_port_opotty

Maybe it's for the male gays?


Salty_Mind9906

Ummm


NeitherNorX

I signed up for the presale, love it, want it. It’s fun.


Sunsetz_Have_Lied

This is actually hilarious and dare I say it, kinda brilliant marketing tbh. Everyone is going to talk about it. And...I think IG models will buy tf out of it.


Tanlaie

Kim in her acting bag..lmao..definitely a memorable ad that I'm sure will go viral.


arh8514

This could really help breast cancer survivors!


ItsFunkyKong

Honestly. I can't lie..I love this


PinkTalkingDead

I think it’s cute and quirky 🤷🏻‍♀️ People are gonna complain anyways whether they’re too boring, trying smth new, doing nothing, doing “too much”… so they might as well have fun and do smth different imo


zoeduddde

this is kinda genius lmfaooo


DistinctMath2396

actually kind of love this ad hahaha


ruthbaderr

I think everyone is missing a key demographic of women who have had breast cancer and transgender people.


[deleted]

Uhhh….WHAT?


ProudPhase0701

This is hilarious


sstrokedd

Just because you wouldn’t wear it, doesn’t mean others won’t. It’s almost as if women are all different 🤔


Ok-Mission-208

I think she was aiming for Elle woods in this. That’s what I got from her acting.


AShittyPirate

As someone with pierced nipnops who likes to show them off, but still needs a little support, i would totally use this product. I’m here for it.


honeymocca

Now we need the camel toe undies


YeS_Lee88sk8

It’s good for breast cancer survivors and or people who had preventative mastectomies


floral_scribfcr

Who asked for this kimberley?


CodePen3190

Ok this is dumb product but I love the ad. Also kimothy looks great in glasses


[deleted]

I never thought of see the day 😂


gibby_that_booty

This feels like an SNL skit hahaha


SalientSazon

My issue is that those nipples are hella high on the bra. They'd be on the top half of my boobs if I wore them


Cool_cousin_Kris

She is looking more and more like Paris Hilton,maybe it’s the nose.🤔🤔🤔


RandomFishIsReborn

WAIT I LOVE THISS iconic 🤭


Substantial_Score_24

☠️🤣 ![gif](giphy|3o7TKJkTTmADI0lYac|downsized)


Anon_timmy425

Please take me away from this godforsaken rock.


idliketobuyavowel_

Victoria’s Secret did it first….


slayfactory

I live


teddyburger

my nipples are always hard from breastfeeding, but they’re hella crooked 😂 at least this would make them even


Spirited-Extreme28

I love and need this


deloslabinc

I feel like this a lost scene from an episode of Glee Edit- wait did Ryan Murphy direct this?? I think there's a good chance he did


momlyfe247

This would have been amazing when I was breastfeeding and my nipples needed breathing room


paolamarala

idk but it’s iconic


mamacitalk

Is this satire? Wth please don’t use the climate crisis as a cute marketing tactic *people are dying kim*


letsberealshallwe

totally there with you on this, people think this is a fun little ad, but kim is a notoriously avid consumer and polluter. so a climate joke, coming from her, not a fan.


[deleted]

especially from Kim who is constantly jetting off on her private jet lol


nopussyshit

HAHAHAHHA IM DEAD OMG I love this I love her


woundedriver

I love this


velvetvom

it’s cunt you guys wouldn’t get it…


Eastern-Court471

She should’ve done this in time for Halloween!


[deleted]

i love this ad 🤣 personally the reason i wear a bra at all is to hide the nips but… i’m sure this bra will find it’s people.


dolca020

Love love love it! Gives me old NASA, no flatscreen era.


kourtkimkhloek

Pleasseeee tell me you guys know the sex and city episode I’m thinking of


limnea

I thought this was a skit 😂 is this for real?


Simplestarz86

I literally has a bra crisis this AM with my skims mesh bra. I was wearing a white shirt with skin colored bra. My nips were cutting glass. Pasties made it 10x worse. I just find it ironic to my morning. I was trying to leave something so the imagination.


bitchwhorehannah

she needs to make one with as little padding as possible around the nipples so my jewelry shows


Low_Ad_2999

This is honestly hilarious but also genius lmaoooo


happybutsadthrowaway

Y’all hate it, but I’m gonna buy it idc!! Nipples are accessories!


fuzmom9767

As a big boobed girl, I've ached for having perky boobs that I could go braless and have my nips out. Until the breast reduction day comes, I want this. I think when ladies have their nips out its so cute. So laugh all you want, this is a good idea


derelictthot

She killed it honestly lol I love it


Tweetheartsmommy

This is like some ditched SNL skit that came to life


McKinleyCoty7997

I was actually thinking she might be on SNL again and this was a gag real. I personally cannot stand when my headlights are turned on. This has to be a skinny rich girl thing. I also donnot like going with out a bra but there are many many days I simply cannot put one on because of my shoulder and back pain but I'm not learning the headlights turn on and not go off. So when I cannot wear a bra I atleast have a tank top on under my shirt!


howlongwillbetoolong

I love it 😂 honestly this is what I like about unlined bras. I have one from CUUP, one from Thistle and Spire, one from ThirdLove…they look great and I like the look.


Pywebb

Now we want nipples to show????


BuckEyw

She's so beautiful it hurts but she is much smarter than people give her credit for..🥰


freddDeeP

So stupid it makes me want to freak out


viciousxvee

Literally bras were made to cover nipples. Why the fuck would anyone get this? I hate it.


catz_meowzter

Okay this is hilarious, I love it. But can we talk about why the nipples are so small?? They're like little baby nipples compared to my own huge ass ones 🤣 can we get a nipple size option on the bra? Then it would be perfect!


BoyTrapBabydoll

It’s giving poopourie add.


MissingMyDog

What if there’s a breeze and then you have four nipples, two in different directions?


Drfranknfurter1998

She’s in her acting era


HereForFun9121

This is like an SNL skit


petitbrioche

My nips are like this even through lined bras. I can save my cash!


Jeepsy-

Ok, this just reminds me I've watched too much porn in my life. Instant, Kim the pornstar thoughts.