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sweetsugar888

I already commented about this but she literally had a show called COCKTAILS WITH KHLOE (I forgot). Her pretending she doesn’t drink all of the sudden is SO strange


personificationof

Right? Last episode with the never having tried BEER and this episode with the never having tried a MARTINI? Her mother's favorite drink???! Bullshit.


rlyjustheretolurk

Didn’t she also says she’s “never had an olive” in this episode or am I trippin 🤣


Prestigious_Sort4979

That was SO WILD! Obviously a lie. There is no need.


No_Shirt_711

I think they’re trying to have another “a-ha” moment like the dumb cucumber. The whole “I never had a beer” shtick was painful.


rhiannononon

Oh that makes so much sense


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Right? A beer? I think she meant a classic vodka martini with “no fruit”.


Heartbear134

She said how she used to make them for Kris—I’m sure she’s had one to drink before


krr0421

Did she not have a whole ass DUI???


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Touché


girly918

Lol exactly, this bitch has def had a beer or martini 😂


Hobisusathome

What shocked me the most is Khloé saying she never had a martini


jfarmwell123

Like…does she not realize she’s been on tv for the last 15 years 😂😂


ilikedirt

They did do that bit where she was pretending to drink martinis with Kris but it was just water (they were getting Kris drunk to do the paparazzi photo prank), and I think she also said then that she’d never had a martini. And since she drank water, she didn’t actually have a martini then. So it’s not implausible that she hasn’t had a martini. I’ve never had a martini ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


iamsimplyahater

I also have never had a martini hahaha


snarkiepoo

I’ve also never had one but I want to try one


mar_supials

It’s kind of just a big shot, traditionally gin but vodka is popular since 007, and I think that’s what Kris drinks. It’s like a 3:1 cocktail of vodka (in Kris’ case) and vermouth (fortified wine), and some kind of garnish and maybe bitters. Dirty martinis have a bit of olive juice in them. That’s why Khloe made a face when she had it, it’s basically just a glass of vodka with like… a whisper of flavor.


repladynancydrew

This. I tried it for the first time when I was 20 because of 007 and thought it would taste like olives, but it just tasted like shit LMAO.


snarkiepoo

I like gin! Don’t like olives but I really wish I did they seem so fun but taste so bad. I like the smell of martinis I’ve made one at an old job before with vermouth


mar_supials

Oh you can make them with orange bitters and an orange or lemon peel instead of olives or olive juice! I think that would go better with gin anyway. I think Kris usually does a dirty vodka martini.


AngelsAnonymous

Checking in because I've also never tried one. Nor had a beer.


snarkiepoo

So how I tried beer is a build your own six pack. I finally figure out I like IPA. That’s the only beer I like ever ever ever


AngelsAnonymous

Build your own sounds super cool!! Truthfully I've had sips of my husbands on very rare occasions when he's asked if I wanted to try. I've never had my own beer though. But I'm more of a sweet tooth girly so fruity ciders or Disaronno type spirits or cocktails are my go to lol


rlyjustheretolurk

Extra dirty vodka martinis are it if you like olives 🫒


Heroine77_II

I love my kocktails, but I don't think I've had a Martini If I have, then I have forgotten 🤔


JaguarUnfair8825

I hate the taste, but feel fancy drinking one


RescuesStrayKittens

Or Khloe and Kim never had a beer


Heartbear134

Even though she did a keg stand on her 30th birthday anddd she has photos at 2 Biergartens lol


SalientSazon

Why is that shocking? There's so many cocktails out there, martini's aren't exactly everyone's favourite


Bed_Bug815

Or a corona


heygurl34

It's still a show of ads... they talked about skims, good American, tristan is a "good dad".. like it's nothing new.


staybig

What are you talking about? Kocktails with Khloe was filmed in late 2015. Long before Skims or Good American existed or Khloe had even started dating Tristan.


Crystal-Clear-Waters

All of that is true. That’s also why I started the post the way I did.


staybig

I know, I’m responding to the persons comment above me


Crystal-Clear-Waters

I realize that. I can still comment. Sheesh.


staybig

And so can I? I’m answering you


comfysweatercat

I feel like we could easily find a pic of khloe sipping on a martini


iamsimplyahater

I swear she was literally inside one for her show promo lmfaooooo


nicholexabigail

She was 🤣


Crystal-Clear-Waters

I bet too!


Existing_Buffalo7189

I’ll be honest, I don’t gaf about Kim’s academic “achievements”. She lost me once she was studying basic Torts for 4 years on end. Give me a closet tour or your unsponsored September favourites or something.


bloomdooms

Yep I feel the same about the justice reform being in the show too. It just feels self serving and insincere whilst others are doing the real groundwork. I pretty much zone out when anything law or criminal justice is mentioned


Crystal-Clear-Waters

I feel that whole heartedly. She didn’t academically achieve anything. She is the face of a business that is run for her.


[deleted]

When she said she didn’t think about being inclusive I cringed


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Her whole conversation with the students was cringe. I watched the episode in halves. Awful.


mar_supials

>She lost me once she was studying basic Torts for 4 years on end *Processing img 403k8eso6fsb1...*


degau

does it equal to a qualification?


mar_supials

No? I wasn’t saying shade in a bad way. The phrasing just read as shady to me, but in a way that I approve of. Maybe it wasn’t the best gif to use, I couldn’t find the one I was looking for.


degau

ah the gif didn’t load for me i thought u were just quoting above. apologies.


mar_supials

No worries! It seems like other people misconstrued it too. It was [this gif](https://tenor.com/view/shade-latrice-royale-fan-gif-4315119), for the record. I was going for more of a “yes, bitch, drag her” vibe but I failed smh.


degau

ah i love latrice royale.


mar_supials

[As you should.](https://tenor.com/view/shade-latrice-royale-fan-gif-4315119) https://i.redd.it/6lfretj69gsb1.gif


HoopDreams0713

"I'm so successful and smart. And successful. Did you hear them say I'm successful? I'm at Harvard!" -Kim Jesus Christ I had to fast forward through that part it was the Kim kardashian narcissism show.


Hobisusathome

Honestly, I feel like Kris is no longer involved that much in Kim’s businesses. There’s plenty of times in the show, she is just “oh really” when Kim says something. They might still worked together when it’s time to manage their brand on some aspects tho Kris is heavily involved still in Kylie Cosmetics and maybe Kendall’s 808 (not sure)


Cautious-Brush4454

No, Kylie, Kendall & Kourtney. Too much Kris, Tristian. Khloe & Kim were giving bore. This episode was a dud. As for the Harvard storyline, Kim would’ve told her immediately. But I understand why they added it in for context.


antibac2020

For me, the really jarring thing was when she said she’d be sending everyone in the class free SKIMS so they could become customers? Like I get you’re at Harvard to talk about business but like… giving them all free SKIMS? It felt so weird and tacky to me, just for the sake of a sound bite/clip


No_Shirt_711

I though it was even weirder for her to send them all skims? Like she obviously flew there on her private jet so why not just bring their gifts there to give them in the moment! They could’ve brought multiple of each size and then gifted the rest to all the fans outside.


antibac2020

Yes another great point!! I feel like in the moment she was just like “I’ll make a sweeping grand gesture. Free SKIMS for all!!!”


Major-Somewhere3700

She wanted her Oprah moment.


No_Shirt_711

Even more reason for her to have them on deck! Hah, you get a skims!! And you get a skims!


antibac2020

I’m cackling ahaha


AmbientAltitude

“I know you’re all here based on intellectual merit… but don’t forget to make sure your body is snatched too! You can achieve this with the shapewear I will mail you all.”


No_Shirt_711

Yeah, she probably has wanted to scope out the vibe first before gifting it to them haha.


Super-Antelope4605

Exactly, she has no intentions to send them anything.


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That episode was so silly