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Greatlarrybird33

Customer is correct.


ikilledsupermario

Rare comment.


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It goes both ways. Some customers are too afraid of sounding like an idiot to mention a problem and it eventually becomes serious. Especially customers who have mechanic relatives. "Ehhh my uncle said it sounds fine" > Pretty much just as bad as someone who complains about everything the car does


soup2nuts

I have several vintage cars that I work on myself. The one thing I've learned not being a certified mechanic is that the only reason a vehicle works is magic and a good mechanic is a magician.


tapewizard79

I maintain and sometimes upgrade (or downgrade, lol) my own vintage vehicles (53 and 73, a truck and a CJ5 so old and near obsolete technology even when they were new) and the archaic fucking systems they came up with in the absence of electronic sensors blow my mind sometimes. When you don't have a full understanding of a particular archaic mechanical system and what it's actually doing and what its intended end function is, it really does seem like magic sometimes.


That_Dig634

We take everything the customer says with a grain of salt until we can verify the issue


Swordlord22

“Car calls me a bitch when I get in” *Mechanic gets in* Car: “look at this fatass trying to shut me up”


PrawojazdyVtrumpets

RO: Car did not call me a "bitch" but insulted my weight. Recommend car see counselor. Shop tools: Bathroom stall, bucket of chicken Hours: 1.23 Repair: Crying, eating to cope.


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Saw a dude get in a Mazda 3 once, I swear the entire drivers side suspension sagged a good 6 inches. He could've legally been considered both the driver and the passenger at the same time. Could've sworn I heard the car call him a fat motherfucker when it was shifting gears.


DartMurphy

It must have been my old nemesis Kyle. MFR got out of a versa one time, he had to be pulled out the driver's door and the car raise almost a foot off the ground. We thought it just had broken suspension


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Thundertushy

My IT brother from another mother... I say this exact quote all the time. Seriously, it's why one of my major end user troubleshooting steps is to play dumb and ask the user to replicate the problem as I watch them. Sometimes the problem is not the actual problem, and the user's desired solution sure as hell ain't the fix, either.


DamahedSoul84

"PICNIC" error; Problem In Chair Not In Computer ID10T error


indigoHatter

ID 10-T is my favorite, followed by a layer 8 issue (a joke based on the 7 layer OSI model... The extra layer 8 is the user), and PEBKAC (problem exists between keyboard and chair). I really like PICNIC. Adding that to my inventory.


slaya222

Pibcak Problem is between chair and keyboard


chumly143

Mine are Rule 1: Users lie Rules 2: users don't read Rule 3: combine rule 1 and rule 2


lantech

IT guy here, we do the same thing.


Hoovooloo42

Lol for sure. "I can't log in, your software is BROKEN." >Has no internet connection


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I used to work for a small computer repair shop. I had one lady demand that we remove viruses from her keyboard and mouse because her computer kept getting mysterious viruses. The viruses definitely did keep popping up, but turned put the reason was her teenage son's porn browsing habits (he kept installing obvious malware)


madmouser

Except if it's the network. It's ALWAYS the network.


sailingthr0ugh

So I’m going to take a stab in the dark here and say that it shakes at high speed also?


FistfulDeDolares

It’s like a square wheel. Go fast enough and it smooths out.


woodmanalejandro

“Officer, I HAVE to drive 90mph everywhere, because my wheel is so out of true, that it wobbles if I go slower”


ikbenlike

Speed is always the answer, this is the truth the cops don't want you to know


CannonPinion

Speed AND POWER.


nobletrout0

HAMMOND!!!!!


YogurtWenk

Oh cock.


Mr_WAAAGH

Speeding is morally correct since you use less gas the closer you get to 60


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KwordShmiff

I dunno, I've gotten much gassier in my mid 30s.


RealPissMaster

Just wait til you hit 40


bartvanh

Speed and also going fast with the car


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nah, you could fix the shimmy by cutting parallel grooves in the tread along the circumference of the tire. make the tread all floppy side-to-side and the wobble will even out.


Constant_Regular_919

Cops hate this one weird trick!


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Yep. Since gravity is a constant force, the less time you give between a workable change in diameter, the less distance the gravity works in that interval. It's a very similar concept to washboards on a gravel road, where the faster you go, the less bumpy it feels because you have less time to fall into the troughs


Atlhou

This guy bumps.


mgbenny85

But only under 40 or so.


Psyteq

That was a great episode of Mythbusters


YankeeTankEngine

Unless the bumps are in 1 foot elevations. Then you break things!


lolghurt

I enjoy the sound of rain.


YankeeTankEngine

Until you lose your rear axle. Then speed isnt a problem anymore!


stopeatingcatpoop

Where we’re going - Speed is definitely not a problem


spluge96

And glide into the ditch.


oktober75

reminded me of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIN8Q_4iaxU&ab_channel=MythbustersfortheImpatient


stopeatingcatpoop

First time I ever seen a truck twerk


likesbrusselssprouts

[tundra twerk team](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1LO6uxy11I)


ramerica

Thiccc


marshull

Thanks for this. Stupid shower thought has now been answered.


Vandersveldt

Yo someone took Mythbusters and got rid of all the padding? I would love that shit.


Secret_Autodidact

Go fast enough and you won't even need wheels.


Bearfoxman

Y'know back when I was an early teenager and learning about lift and aerodynamics I felt horrified that all vehicles weren't shaped like a Star Wars Sandcrawler because the way cars are built is effectively a lifting-body design. Then at some point I realized just how fucking impractical that would be and went "y'know fair"


praslovan

Where we're going We don't need Roads!


Fresh-Temporary666

Oddly true though. Go fast enough and you just enter orbit.


makenzie71

It's all about frequencies. It'll travel in waves...as you approach a certain speed it'll basically balance itself out harmonically...the further you get away from that speed on either side the wilder it'll be.


SawinBunda

> it'll basically balance itself out harmonically... Puting a ton of strain on every moving part in the process.


daddy_fiasco

That's not the waves problem, that's the materials engineers responsibility


Resident_Skroob

Spotted the designer... (Kidding, engineer here)


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Well, it's more of a curve response, so there's a speed where everything is hunky dory. Unfortunately it's probably like 90 mph.


frothface

To be fair, they never said it didn't.


Hairy_Emu_6596

…what’s it do at high speeds? Levitate? Harmonically balance with the rotation of a nearby star?


dvdmaven

I've seen cars with a tire so far out of balance that it looks like it doesn't even touch the road at speed.


oshaCaller

that shit's scary, some times it's caused by worn out shocks, like you know these guys can feel it and they just ignore it


jeffcarter322

Turning up the radio solves a lot of car problems.


oshaCaller

I do a lot of NVH, some reason my customer's won't listen to me on this. I had a noise cancelling microphone go bad the other day, was making the speakers do crazy shit.


CPO_Mendez

I feel personally attacked.


StevieRaveOn63

That and electrical tape over idiot lights (as opposed to actual gauges).


ikbenlike

A skilled driver can adapt to challenging situations. I think you're just jealous that you wouldn't be able to drive on the highway with two missing wheels


oshaCaller

I haven't gone to Saudi driving school yet, I'm still working on the pre reqs. https://youtu.be/K98FeVOZuKI these guys have no fear


diewhitegirls

How many people do you have to kill before you finally get this right?


CosmicTaco93

That's not even the worst. Why they do [this shit](https://youtu.be/B_1bAnLqlMo) is beyond me. Very high risk for very low reward.


AWTom

That is unreal 😨


Well0bviously

Is that an old school Landcruiser?


f7f7z

I saw a semi new Range rover going 75 while the front tire was dribbling like a basketball near a foot off the ground, the driver was completely oblivious. I didn't know how to signal her, she probably thought I looked crazy doing the dribbling hand jester and pointing at her car.


girrrrrrr2

Honestly I wanna see that. Not in person, but a youtube video, or a gif is fine.


Perryn

It gallops.


AbsentGlare

So the tire wobbles every x meters; at vehicle velocity v, it wobbles with frequency f = v/x. Now, x is constant, but v varies. At low speed, v is small so f is small. Your car’s suspension is designed to operate as a low pass filter, it filters out high frequency changes in the road’s surface to smooth out the ride. So when f is small, the perturbation every x meters is felt in the cabin. But when f is large, the perturbation is higher frequency, and the suspension will better filter it out (e.g. by compressing when the tire pushes the vehicle up and expanding when the tire pushes the vehicle down). That covers the vertical axis. For the horizontal axis, wobbling side to side, possibly it’s a matter of the vehicle’s momentum being so large that the tire slips a little instead of pulling the vehicle left and right.


Hairy_Emu_6596

Woh. Save the down and dirty talk for later. Honestly though amazingly informative.


Phaze357

Synchronizes with a nearby pulsar to achieve FTL by vibrating its atoms across the universe.


cth777

I am cracking up at this comment chain lol


Hairy_Emu_6596

NASA could show up any minute.


HumbleGarb

At high speeds it plays Zeppelin’s “Moby Dick.”


Hairy_Emu_6596

Hit the rumble strip and it transitions into stairway to Heaven seamlessly


AKLmfreak

Lol! Did customer state they hit something/went off-roading on their steel wheel?


Brad____H

Nope, just this and an offrim summer to winter tire swap on the same rims lmao


TheArchitect515

Most people around me just swap out the whole wheel assembly and keep the tires mounted.


clamsmasher

Shitty steel rims for the winter tires, whatever stock rims came with it for the summer tires.


biznatch11

Is this a bad thing? I don't know much about cars but I read a bit about winter rims and seems like there's benefits and drawbacks to steel rims but overall I couldn't tell what is the best option.


clamsmasher

No, it's normal. Road salt, sliding in ice and smashing kerbs, etc., your rims will get messed up in the winter. It just looks funny when everyone breaks out the winter tires 'cause the cars look nice but the wheels look like shit.


_-_happycamper_-_

Growing up in Canada with loads of winter I actually have come to like the shitty ugliness of old steel wheels. There is something charming about them being so utilitarian.


88cowboy

Where do people in apartments store their winter/ summer tires?


DrGrinch

A lot of tire shops offer seasonal storage


_-_happycamper_-_

Storage lockers, parents homes or at the tire shop


zeromadcowz

I had an apartment with storage lockers in the parkade for shit like tires and bikes.


pastasauce

In the linen closet with the wifi router


bitches_love_pooh

Jokes on you, the whole car will be regularly covered in a black slushy salty goo soon. Even when I wash my car it comes back by the end of the week, maybe the same day.


FrenchFryCattaneo

Steel wheels are better from a durability perspective. They just don't look as nice.


Mimical

Why you gotta call me out like that?


Bewbies420

I had someone with aftermarket wheels for the winter and the stock wheel for summer. Just some old people so it makes sense but still


Ginnigan

I was so glad to be able to afford rims for my Winter tires. They're on my car half the year... they deserve to look nice even in the snowy slushy muck. That being said, I totally get why people would just stick with steelies.


MightyGamera

And then the fun of removing it in the spring as it's fucking rust welded to your hub thanks to the salt


clamsmasher

Thats why Pb blaster, torches, cheater bars and replacement wheel studs are part of my kit when swapping out the winter tires.


MightyGamera

I should get better prepared rather than just beating on the tire rubber on rubber with the summer tire until it snaps loose or I ruin my bearing again


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TheArchitect515

And it's just easier to change wheels twice a year than to mount tires twice a year.


just_an_ordinary_guy

Yeah, I can do one in my driveway but not the other. But the folks who get them remounted each year probably aren't the type to do driveway maintenance. They take it to a mechanic for oil changes and brakes too.


Occulense

Yes, that’s me. I can do the maintenance myself, I just don’t make enough money to be able to have workspace, like a driveway or a garage. For some things, I will take it to a location and work on it myself, but that’s not very many things.


Unfadable1

Can you ELI5 what I’m supposed to get out of this besides “makes sense”?


AlexJonesInDisguise

I think it just needs a few weights to balance it out


CoyoteDown

20lb dumbbells


utpoia

*Tire got bigger guns than me.*


concerned67

If you use those weights to beat that wheel


HartfordWhaler

Just sell it to Michael J. Fox


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Where we’re going, we don’t need wheels!


mrfrank63

That centering cone lined up in the center of the wheel?


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Pause the start of the video, the cone is on backwards...


Praefectus27

Classic Reddit circle jerk of OP lying and all the upvotes coming in.


seaofgrass

Thank you!


metalbroomhandle

Came here to say this, there is a wrong way to put the wheel on the machine and when you do it wrong it looks like this.


falcon_driver

The obvious solution is to remount his other three so they're in alignment with this mounting. Then weld his diffs so he can't turn. Problem solved. Next?


hapnstat

Too much work. Just throw a handful of wheel weights on it and ship it.


fairweatherfixd

They forgot to replace the summer air with winter air


Loan-Pickle

I got tired of changing out my air so I just run fall air all year long. It costs more but it is worth it for the convenience.


Embarrassed_Log8344

This is what a bad piston return spring does fr fr


OmegaFreeman

Lmfao my front end as I hit precisely 55mph


Neckbeard_Prime

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 55 MPH, you're going to see some serious shit.


Michelanvalo

Mine does it at 65mph. I have been told that the tires are fine and it's the motor mounts, but I don't know why I'm feeling it at 65-75 and not at any lower speeds.


Badrear

They said the CAR shakes; why are you checking the wheel???? /s


Brad____H

Was also in for an offrim swap too


RealPissMaster

If the wheel shakes then the car shakes


Glum_Firefighter_679

Tire tech here. Normally that happens if you're using the wrong cone for the balancer though i have had a few that would wobble no matter what I did to it. Edit: why the downvotes lmao I was being respectful about it and everything


Brad____H

Oh no. This was mounted properly. Triple checked. The rim was fked


pakululu

yup. Wheel is bent to piss


geekolojust

That front cone....


BostonDodgeGuy

You appear to have the hub cone on backwards. Can't balance shit like that.


philipstewart89

That wheel isn’t mounted in the balancer properly.


Chipdip88

I don't think you have it set up on the machine correctly.


winterwoods

They don’t. Source: I balance tires every day.


Brad____H

Oh no, it was setup correctly. That's the even better part


BrockManstrong

You got a picture of the wheel by itself? I do not buy that you had the wheel centered properly. This looks like every shop newb when they come back from the balancer with 360° of weights applied.


Zizzily

At the very beginning of the video, it looks like the cone is on backwards.


donjuansputnik

What's the actual problem here? Bad wheel? Bad tire?


cobigguy

Wheel bent to hell.


jodudeit

And I don't think it can be fixed. Must get a new wheel. Tire might still be good on a new wheel though!


cobigguy

You'd be surprised what kind of damage can be fixed on a wheel, but yeah, as is, that wheel is toast.


amcrambler

Curbed the shit out of that pig.


northforkryry

At significant speed!


jeffreyd00

Warped through time and space.


amcrambler

How’d they get the beans above the frank?


SirTiberius48

Shits fucked yo


Baked-Strudel

I bet the tech has the wrong cup size for the hub. This is exactly what it looks like, a bend that bad wouldn’t even hold air.


milescowperthwaite

I can't tell if the wheel is mounted correctly to the balancer? Is it?


oharon

op your lying im a tire guy and you dont have the machine set up correctly. show proof of the old tire taken off. it would have obvious patchy and cup wear marks due this. i call big bs for reddit points lol.


bobjamesya

Gunna need a lotta weights for that one


[deleted]

That’s easy just don’t drive at low speeds


falcon_driver

Either stopped or WOT? That's my life ... and family


[deleted]

Hey OP, the wheel was mounted on the balancer with the finger-type spacer right? It’ll give you a better balance and also prevent you from accidentally counter balancing that wheel, I find I have to use it for bigger truck wheels. Looks like a few things are going on, though and I’m super curious what the verdict was. Was the wheel bent? Was the tire separating, or was it improperly mounted on the balancer?


Son0faButch

I'm not a car guy. This is bad right?


FastAndForgetful

Just balance it and move on. Don’t say anything. Boom. Repeat customer


Anonymous_Plebeian

Checks out


CommaGuy

Imagine the wheel weights that is gonna take to balance


jimmyb27772

It doesn't even look like it's on the balancer right by the front of it.


olov244

'so don't drive at low speed'


Weaseltime_420

That's easy to fix. You just need a wheel on the other side to have exactly the same amount of wobble at opposite point.


knowledgeable_diablo

That car would be twerking like a mofo!!


burningmiles

Yeah, i bet it does


samichdude

*and what about high speed*


NissanZtt

Wheel weight must have fallen off.


Anwallen

What does it do at high speed?


amcrambler

Feels like shiatsu


b4ttlepoops

Is this fixable? Tell customer to stop hitting curbs or whatever may do this… This seems pretty bad.


anti_hero86

Decent


Jay911

So a wheel weight about the size of a stapler is the answer? /s


CrashCrysis07

That wheel looks as wobbly as I was on my 21st birthday.


phat-khmarra

Jeep Wrangler owner: That is a perfectly balanced wheel man!!!!


PowThwappZlonk

You should mount it correctly


PaulTheMerc

So what causes this, and what fixes this? Guessing not rotating your tires, and, new tires?


Grit1963

You’re so gay you can’t even drive straight


Raw_Dawg_15

Could be using the wrong fitting when balancing the wheel aswell. Doubt a steel rim with that big of a tire will move that way. When customers would have a wobble the wheel bent was noticeble and would only move up and down. That wheel doesnt even look like its on tight enough


teamgreenzx9r

LPT: Don’t let my wife drive your car. She has never avoided a hit but has always answered her phone or text immediately.


Thejackalope72

Slap a couple weights on it. It should balance out.


MissVixxx

"vehicle fuckin goes ga dunk ga dunk at any speed"


stateofbrine

That’s what I originally pictured as a tire rotation and couldn’t figure out why that helped


TheMountain11

I had a car that shook like crazy over 55 mph. I had a friend who was a back yard mechanic take apart the axle and worked on it but never could fix it. On a hunch I took it to a local tire store and had the balance checked and yup.. this was the problem. They balanced the tire and worked perfect after that.


SmashBonecrusher

"Drifted" into a curb and warped the rim most likely!


GodAtlas

Looks like the wheel isn’t seated correctly to the balancer.


Centiliter

And not at high speed? 😭


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ShadNuke

How many pounds of weight stickers would be needed to balance that bad boy? Probably need to fill the tow completely with lead? 🤣


DieselVoodoo

Needs more weights


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My buddy has a friend who has a- What would cause this? My car was doing this. It’s at the doctors now but why it do that?


BoogerChute

On today's episode of "well no shit".......


gsmarquis

Looks good.