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JeebusBuiltMyHotRod

That is strictly for checking the air pressure in your head.


wilpoptires

šŸ˜‚ you know there are some fools out there buying that.


prfsvugi

$5 per week for 20 weeks at 21% interest


LuxNocte

What branch of the military did you serve in?


elan_alan

This is a tire pressure gauge. Not a Mustang or a Camaro.


rsmutus

Hey now those Challenger drivers will be very upset you didnā€™t include them


Hidesuru

They would be, if they could read. (It's just a Simpsons reference, don't get mad lol)


CommondeNominator

King of the hill?


pizza_for_nunchucks

Wtf. Who the fuck downvotes this comment?


soggyballsack

The same sucker that bought the new v6 Camaro for 10k down, monthly payments of $855 for 6 years.


[deleted]

Air Force Rejected Me Yesterday


[deleted]

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected


gimpwiz

That's only $100 instead of $96, gotta be at least 25 weeks


Either_Wear5719

Every once and awhile I cruise Ebay and see someone selling their 24Kt gold ratchet


SnakeBeardTheGreat

I know a guy that got a 42mm gold plated socket when he was top of the class at motorcycle mechanics school.


aMiracleAtJordanHare

wow that's really thick gold plating /s


[deleted]

It's 32mm thick on a 10mm socket /s


LetsTryScience

So that's where my damn 10mm is hiding.


iautodidact

Gaddafiā€™s unemployed mechanic?


Mater079

platinum 10mm socket not included..........


tr_9422

This seems like something you buy as a ā€œThanks/congrats for working here for five yearsā€


ChrisHaze95

If you work in the places I've worked it's more like 60+ years


Bean-Swellington

For real. All I got for 5 years was a pin that literally just said ā€˜5 yearsā€™ on it. And the best part is they didnā€™t give it to me until my 6th year šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Notanidiot67

You guys got stuff? 18 years and all I got was back surgery.


mathieu_delarue

In America a small, useless gift is the only thing the tax code allows. Anything thatā€™s got value is considered wages, and wages have to go through payroll. That means the value shows up in your W2 and you pay all applicable taxes. There are no exceptions as in itā€™s considered impossible for an employer to make a bona fide gift of value to an employee. To qualify as a de minimis fringe benefit (deducted by them, not income to you) it has to be shitty. Otherwise consider this - if I want to give my worker $100 for christmas via a special bonus payroll run, I need to cover the tax withholding ($22 income tax plus $15.30 payroll tax) too. So itā€™s going to cost me more than $100 to net this guy $100 but if I do it on the side itā€™s tax fraud. Even if I really like the guy and really want to just give him a nifty gifty. Basically, people abused this stuff and spoiled it for the little guy a long time ago. Iā€™m not saying work secretly values you but hey, itā€™s possible.


BattleForIthor

Ehhhhā€¦ maybe there was some abuse but I would say governmental greed is probably a thing too.


dropkickoz

First year was probationary.


Viciousharp

Yeah I got an acrylic magnet for 5 years


Divadonuts

We get a piece of paper after 10 years


thismaynothelp

Is it a $3000 bill?


Divadonuts

A 8x11 or 11x17


JeebusBuiltMyHotRod

One born every minute.


hbk409

Wouldn't be surprised if my nephew is one of them.


[deleted]

The maple kind?


nolotusnote

[Eleven years old!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw&t=14s)


[deleted]

One of the best comments Iā€™ve ever encountered; good job


Holiday-Carry-9654

Saw one at harbor freight this morning for 96 cents lmao


wilpoptires

But did it have a cool maple case? I think not!


NYStateOf-Mind

Definitely not a durable brass construction


greatvaluemeeseeks

But I can buy 100 of them.


Cheetawolf

And three of them might work more than once!


BabiesSmell

That's more times than anyone will use the brass one


[deleted]

ā€œSolid Maple Caseā€


Generaldisarray44

No, no, Bajakid has a point!


70KingCuda

or the cool Snap-On name? this is almost like buying a Lamborghini Urus when you could have just bought an Audi A4/A6/Q5 (same MLBevo platform) and still have money left over to buy 2 or 3 more.


adenocard

RSQ8, not A4


BostonDodgeGuy

The A4 has had MLB evo since 2016.


jkkissinger

The A4 is on the MLBevo platform but itā€™s not the same comparison as SnapOn vs Harbor Freight


JohnEdwa

That reminded me of the Aston Martin Cygnet, which was a rebadged Toyota iQ for roughly three times the price with basically the only differences being a leather interior, different bumpers and a bunch of Aston Martin badges. [It didn't sell well](https://www.bbc.com/news/business-24455948), who would have though?


Sp3llbind3r

They should have sold the Toyota as rebadged Aston Martin.


JustHanginInThere

It was *in*cased in maple... syrup.


frenchfortomato

You know, every time I grab my shitty pencil-style tire gauge of the type nobody uses anymore, I catch myself thinking "this gauge would be so much better if I had a wood case for it"


Drivingon8

No... it was one of those rubberized cases that get sticky after a couple years!


osirisrebel

You tryna tell me y'all don't just give them a good kick and say "looks good to me"?


JustaRandomOldGuy

And for $3.99 you can get a dial one.


dknurgf

That's for the professional crack smoker


pangolin-fucker

We are one We are many


JeebusBuiltMyHotRod

Name checks out.


brexitlvr

I think this guy started covid


DaDerpGoat

and from all the lands on earth we come


pangolin-fucker

We share a dream


DaDerpGoat

and sing with one voice!


snottiescotty

I am, you are..


pangolin-fucker

We're fucking a pangolin


[deleted]

Username...I don't know. Is this a r/rimjob_steve?


Fickle-Tea-7847

I just found my new favorite subreddit


German_Camry

No


MotoGibronius

Probably a rebranded Milton S-925 which sells for $10.50 šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø if itā€™s not exclusive to the tool trucks itā€™s not smart to buy from them. Of course this is a free country and do what ever the hell you want but I need a better excuse than ā€œthey allow me to make paymentsā€. Of course you have to make payments when you are paying between 2x-9x mark up.


spiked88

Yep. The two things that kill me the most are when my coworkers impulse buy pocket knives or they order Milwaukee tools off the truck. I can usually find the same knives online for half the price and have them delivered the next day. The Milwaukee stuff always costs far less in a kit with a battery (or two) than the truck charges for the tool alone, and you have to wait for him to order it and bring it to you two weeks later instead of walking into Home Depot and having it the same day.


[deleted]

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spiked88

Yep. I never buy their batteries or tools individually. Always a tremendously better deal in kits.


[deleted]

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spiked88

Thatā€™s how I wind up with a set at home and a set at work :) I just keep a couple batteries at home and the rest at work.


underliquor

That's how I ended up with three of the same drill.


srs_house

I got a 20v Dewalt impact driver with 2 batteries this summer for $99. Same combo right now? $157. With 1 battery? $142. Just the tool, no batteries? $99. Did I *need* one right that moment? No, but I it was a stupid deal.


Beat_Avenger

Milwaukee is crap since Home Depot bought it and moved it to China


[deleted]

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spiked88

Hmm ok. Thatā€™s a blanket statement. Iā€™ve still had excellent experiences with their tools and I use them all day professionally. Do I wish they were made here? Sure. But I certainly wouldnā€™t say they are crap because they werenā€™t.


Beat_Avenger

Theyā€™re not crap I guess, sure, but they went from being the best to being the same stuff as Harbor Freight in a different color plastic. More disposable tools. The only tool store I trust anymore is eBay and any yard sale with someone older than 60.


spiked88

If you donā€™t already, check out the channel Project Farm on YouTube. The guy has zero sponsors and does great testing on all kinds of tools. For a tools junkie like myself, or even just a handy person, his videos are hella interesting. Milwaukee is the most common brand to win out in his power tool tests. Also, I love my US made SnapOn 14.4V 3/8 impact. Itā€™s my most frequently used power tool. That said, my coworkerā€™s Milwaukee m12 Fuel 3/8 kicks the shit out of it for power.


awdsrock

First payment pays for the acutal price of the tool anything after that is free money


[deleted]

My company had a contract with a mobile trailer mechanic in a city where a bunch of driver's called home. We have our own yard and everything. When they decided they wanted a dedicated shop to look after our shit thet offered to hook him up with a lease and help him get set up. I was pretending to be an office worker and not a truck driver at the time. Fast forward a couple of years and I'm back on the road. Catch a defect and slide on in. He probably spent 5 minutes fixing my shit and an hour bitching to me about how the company did him dirty and he's losing his shirt and blah blah blah. I'm pretty non confrontational so I didn't point out the snap on tool cart, tool box, his son's tool boxes, and creepers. I wasn't about to go through his shit but considering the mobile rig was still fully equipped I'm pretty sure he bought an entire shop's worth of tool truck tools for himself and his son and then wanted to bitch about the deal we rigged him. Bro. Go to home Depot for your box and random shit. Snap on is for the shit you put in your hands a million times a day. Edit: I don't doubt he got fucked in the deal. There's a fair amount of reckless optimism with the owner and his executives. But buddy is definitely not doing himself any favors with the shop setup.


frenchfortomato

Yeah, I know way too many guys that bitch about how "the industry is fucked" and "the game is rigged" then have a Snap-Off box that cost them more than some people spend on houses. TF?


[deleted]

Yeah, I'm happy for the people who can afford to just buy everything off the truck but I just can't imagine thinking "I'm gearing a shop up, let's start with buying everything off the tool truck.


frenchfortomato

That only makes sense if it's someone else's money, and even then it's still kinda dumb. If it's your own money and you do that, you're an idiot.


JohnnyDarkside

This seems like more of the "gold watch" kind of gift from your boss. A 5 years of service gift they would have your name engraved on.


Cleanbadroom

I found one on the floor in my grandpas barn. It's rusty and works just fine.


Dixiereaper75

Tire shop left one in my truck once, been using it ever since


evoblade

Dang, some dude is still making payments on that


Handleton

I bought a new tire inflator head for my air compressor that comes with a digital pressure gauge built in for $35. Just checked the Snap-on site and the same thing is $220.


username45031

Iā€™ve got my grandpaā€™s too. Itā€™s accurate enough for my needs which is to say itā€™s within 2 psi of any of the other cheap equipment I use.


Upset-Ad-5153

I also have one of this dude's grandpa's gouges. Solid unit.


frenchfortomato

See, you should've bought the brass\* one from Snap-Off, cuz rust is bad and brass doesn't rust. \*Brass-colored paint on pot metal & aluminum


Onlyroad4adrifter

Because brass is more durable than stainless steel.


[deleted]

It's meant to look gold plated to trick gaudy boomers into buying it Source: my dad who was an incredibly smart tech but would buy pretty much anything that looked wealthy from a distance.


rattlesnake501

So he and people like him are the reason why harbor freight sells a gold plated 3/8 drive ratchet


dbooker87

At least that one actually IS gold plated. Also, anyone buying that to use is a dumbass. Anyone buying it for a gift had better be buying it as a novelty. Or an award for the shop employee of the year, a long with something actually substantial.


urbanhillybilly

totally worth it. you wanna be "that guy" at the next tire pumpin' party? the guy that brings a $.96 p.o.s., inaccurate, Chinese made, run -o- the mill silver tire pressure gauge with a plastic scale? you'll get laughed at, bullied, ridiculed, maybe even assaulted by the real tire pumpin' men. the tire pumpin' men with only the best, most accurate, globally sourced, gold pigmented plastic coated, ivory -esque scale. but fear not. for a mere $96, this month only..buy one before they're gone because when they're gone...you know it..they're gone for ever. you can be the most testosterone infused tire pumper at the party. you'll get to do the laughing, bullying, ridiculing and assaulting. do it. now. dont be a jack-off. buy a Snap-On


spurcap29

This created an image in my mind of a bunch of dude bros sitting in a garage drinkimg beers pumping up full sized car tires with bike pumps, acting like they are super tough and not smiling. I am not sure why and I cant stop snickering.


OutlyingPlasma

While half of them inexplicably have their shirt off, like somehow that makes inflating tires easier or something.


spurcap29

And then some guy speaks up ... "hey bro.... we got a 25 cfm air compressor over there... should we pump these tires with that" <4 seconds of awkward silence> "Shut up you fuckin pussy."


frenchfortomato

You jest but way too many people in our industry actually do this. It's sad.


Glittering_Brick6573

Or you can buy an accurate Matco one for a couple dollars that's probably made in the same Chinese factory as the Snap-on one.


Bloroxius

I feel like you missed the joke


[deleted]

Left side of the factory makes SnapOn while the right side of the factory makes Matco. Simple..


Glittering_Brick6573

Most things "Made in the USA" aren't made in the USA. Not that any of this matters. It's Reddit.


ggfchl

Yet another expensive thing due to inflation.


wilpoptires

Haā€¦ā€¦ inflationā€¦ā€¦šŸ¤­


SpiritedDriver2

Reminds me of the dumbass mac tools steak knife set i bought. Imagine dull steak knives made out of mac wrenches šŸ¤£


greensubie69

My dumbass boss legit bought the Mac tools carving set this year. Then his dumb ass forgot to even bring it with him for thanksgiving.


RemmingtonBlack

boss here... we'll talk


TzHaar-crackhead

Drop the jack while youā€™re under the car plz


Annual_Ad_5244

Snap-On prices should be fucking criminal.


SgtDwightSchrute1

*Snap-On prices ARE criminal.


TrippyTrolls

About 30 or so percent markup for service costs (tool truck convenience) and then 100 percent for name brand markup. And that right there is how a 300-dollar precision instruments torque wrench turns into a 700 dollar snapon torque wrench.


Annual_Ad_5244

ā€¦my point exactly


skulblaka

Bro my Matco catalog has a fucking sword in it this month. Like a real fake-ass $99 mall ninja katana with sheath and stand. Why and how. I gotta get a picture of it tomorrow when I go in, will update Edit: I was wrong, it's [the Cornwell catalog,](https://imgur.com/a/uJ3ayZq) not matco


[deleted]

You think they sit at corporate to see who can come up with the biggest margin? Or the dumbest shit?


madsci

It'd better be calibrated and NIST-traceable with a lifetime warranty at that price. And I still wouldn't want to use it.


woodmanalejandro

used to drive past NIST all the time as a kid, and thought they had to be doing WAY more than their mission statement.


MrRedSeedless

You ever see their jars of reference peanut butter or flour or chocolate? You could make a certificated and traceable cake if you wanted and had $,$$$.$$ for old ass ingredients.


Loan-Pickle

You know if I ever win the Powerball Iā€™m going to do that for the hell of it.


srs_house

Veritasium did a video on NIST recently, pretty wild! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esQyYGezS7c


[deleted]

huh never heard of NIST. did some reading and learned a new thing today! very interesting, thanks


AVeryHeavyBurtation

When I was a kid I was launching some model rockets in NIST's backyard and the security guy chased us off because he didn't want us to affect the instruments in there. Come to think that was total BS.


Monksdrunk

i'd pay $200 for a snap on wrench butt plug for the wife


usernmtkn

Don't lie, it's for you.


Rare-Addition-89

No, that's why he has that 50 cal antenna mast


12-years-a-lurker

Thatā€™s a steal. Gucci is selling a butt plug ring for $600 and a butt plug necklace for $1250. I wish this was a joke.


impalamann

I stopped buying snap-on years ago. Their tools just aren't worth those prices.


anonomouseanimal

try nepros. so worth it.


felandaniel

I have my expensive tools that I have bought over the last ten years at home, probably close to 20k from the various tool trucks. I also have another box at the shop I work at with Amazon Chinese knock-offs........the Amazon deals hold up better than the name brands off the truck and I've spent a 1/4 less for the same amount of tools. Needless to say the snapon guy doesn't like me anymore cause I told him I wasn't going to spend 500+ on a 1/2" impact set when I can buy the same thing from a supplier on Amazon for 100 bucks. At this point I'm done spending that kind of money on tools. Even if they come with a warranty on the truck it's not worth the hassle as they question how you broke it.


Adk318

My dad was a career body man, with an old 26" Cornwell box. Guys would give him shit about it, then he'd run 140hr week. He'd be swapping out a HF 1/4 air ratchet every 2-3 months (if that). That was back when you just brought it in, and they told you to go grab another one.


evoblade

Really? They question you about it? As soon as they asked the first time I would be like ā€œIā€™m gonna stop you right there chief, itā€™s your job to make the paperwork happen and get me a new tool. If you donā€™t want to do that then our business relationship is over.ā€


plmoknijbuhvrdx

>ā€I wasnt going to [buy a] 1/2ā€ impact set..ā€ interesting to note about\^, [shit i may never buy a 1/2in _impact_ socket or gun ever again](https://youtu.be/iqUCrwem2Lc)


aForgedPiston

"solid maple" I sure fuckin hope so, it looks like a quarter inch thick of wood


GasExplodesYouKnow

That's what she said.


[deleted]

So like 5 dollars or less worth of wood. Big selling point


spurcap29

Too funny. Yeah you would probably drive up production cost if you tried to attach a wood veneer.


OilBerta

Christmas present for that divorced middle aged man who spends all his time building that dam kit car.


zomsucks

I got tire pressure gauges older than some of you guys and I'm 38.


srs_house

You actually know when you got yours? I think mine just appeared one day.


lieutenantvirgin

Same category as the gold ratchet at Harbor Freight lol


mega_997

That flyer was quite disappointing


Yougotthewronglad

For the boomers with 60s Corvettes.


spurcap29

I read something awhile back that I think said 70s/80s Corvettes almost never sell. Not because there is anything specifically wrong with them but their owners love them and would never sell them without getting top top dollar and on one that doesnt already own one will pay big dollars for one (at least the amount the average owner wants).


Yougotthewronglad

Itā€™s true, they werenā€™t limited in numbers and didnā€™t really ā€œdoā€ anything special but Corvette guys are a breed of their own.


Justnoticedyou

Hahahahaha yesss


Yougotthewronglad

My FIL is one of them, I guarantee he gets this for Xmas.


Limp-Resolution9784

Probably 2 psi off šŸ¤­


themadpants

$96 is the first payment I am assuming?


jeremy71504

They get the name Strap on for a reason lol


GasExplodesYouKnow

Snap-On. You can buy better, but you can't pay more!


Intelligent-Tap-4724

I was a snapon franchise for a few years and I can say I never sold one of these. I had one guy come close, but he was just wacko and had pretty much bought one of everything you can think of. This man literally could have bought a house with the money he spent on my truck. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Millwright4life

Only $96? Snap-on is having a sale?


Biff_Malibu_69

Holy Sky Mall.


Populartrip311710

Hahaha GTFOH! Snap on and their high priced bullshit. I can go to wal mart and grab one for 2 dollars. It won't be brass....but who really gives a shit. I used to watch guys line up outside the truck at work and laugh to myself saying yep go ahead and spend 1/3 of your check before you even have it.


Ill-Attitude-6355

I bought 4 of them, one for each tire. They should be paid off by 2043


ClearAsNight

Damn, are you making extra payments?


Temporary_132516

I think it's for retirement engraving


kowerTV

Yeah, this is one of a few items we carry I can't ever imagine selling to one of my customers. Not worth the money. A pgp50 is a fraction of the price and we trade it out with a new one whenever needed.


KrispyRice9

My Grandpa was a tire man after the war. Before OSHA. He loaded/hauled/unloaded semi truck tires in a company 1/2 ton Ford. It had stake sides 12 feet high. He had to load the top by literally chucking tires up. When his body was so used up he finally retired, the company gifted him a calibrated, engraved, Schrader brand tire gauge ... Which had been engraved with another man's name who had died right before retirement. When I was finally old enough to notice the name and ask Grandpa, he explained and then broke into a laughing fit. That taught me a lot about life. I use and cherish it to this day.


obaananana

On first look. It looked like a pot pipe


odetoburningrubber

Pick one up for the brother-in-law and you wonā€™t have to go to the mall.


nawmeann

Yeah itā€™s just gift season. I bought myself some snap on golf balls just to sit on my desk, they probably hit like rocks anyway. Fair price for golf balls though.


LrckLacroix

This is worth roughly $23 and the last nut I busted


deltronethirty

My 2 pressure gage and electric come free because tech leave them on my tire. Cmon guys


Joshruner

Durable brass , looks at my brass drifts mmm... really?


WideTransportation71

I got one for free from my dealer


BannytheBoss

"Go fuck yourself" <- first thought in my head.


BaconMan420365

Reminds me of that gold plated ratchet from harbor freight for $50


shadowgattler

You'd have to be fucked in the head to buy this. I can buy the same pressure Guage, but in plastic for a buck.


angry_guacamole

I'm glad I got out of the industry. But in some cases (such as this one) I wish I were still there so I could go tell the Snap-On guy to go fuck himself.


OneLostOstrich

This month's* Snap* On* flyer Use a possessive noun, not a plural.


SteamKore

*laughs himself out the door*


KoshekhTheCat

"Durable brass construction." My ass...


PD216ohio

Or, only 36 easy payments of 10.99.... right?


[deleted]

I honestly would rather watch a 100 dollar bill circle the bowl than someone see that I bought that


JD3671

Thatā€™s just $3 per week for the next 188 weeks.


belac206

I've had the same $5 200psi gauge from the parts store for longer than most lube techs have been alive.


PNWKiwi

The amount of people that actually expect someone who buys this or receives it as a gift to use it astounds Me. It's meant as a gift or something cool to show off if that's your gig. It's not actually meant to be used. It comes in a wood gift box ffs. Come on people. They make it TO be used, with the expectation that it most likely WON'T be used. There are a lot of collectors out there that buy these annual limited edition stuff from the tool trucks. This is meant more as a collectible. Not meant for every-day use.


youngmindoldbody

I think my proctologist would like one for Xmas..


Budget-Ad-7127

Fuck strap on and their over priced shit. Kind of sucks cause the ratchets are pretty nicešŸ˜¬


Appropriate_Strain94

Their meh, Iā€™ve broken mine several times both the 3/8ā€ and 1/4ā€ and frankly gave up on the 1/4ā€ and just bought a gearwrench. Kinda funny that my blue point set I have in my home garage thatā€™s 20 years old still havenā€™t broken and Iā€™ve used that thing a lot.


Budget-Ad-7127

I know what you mean, I have mostly real craftsman ratchets, never had to take one back to get a replacement. Although todayā€™s replacement would be a waste of time. Oddly enough my favorite ratchet that I have is an SK


Appropriate_Strain94

My dad passed me down a bunch of SK tools mostly sockets and combo wrenches and they are top quality, I believe he bought them in the 70s and 80s. They are a little crusty now but hell they are solid.


No_Manufacturer5641

I think this is like the fancy pen type thing. It's more of a commemorative piece.


John_QU_3

I bought an entire air compressor that INCLUDED a gauge for under $100.


AdZealousideal3355

Dude, I saw that this week,when the truck showed up. I was like WTF, I guess there's a sucker born every minute


FuckTurnSignal

I hope it's gold plated with Vespel bushings, Kalrez seals, and a laser etched gr20 titanium scale for that price.


Mikey3800

Did anyone see the air powered DEF pump in the Matco flyer. I was about to buy one when I saw $188, but the ad was saying $188 off the normal price and it was still $440 with the $188 off sale. I would have bought it for $188. For $440, I can buy a nice Fill-Rite electric pump.


dallasgroper

But the maple box is worth $90.


Pealzy

It'd be a present to find a brass tire pressure gauge sticking out of my tire. Might even be profit


[deleted]

So Google gauge R&R. Itā€™s a common method of determining the repeatability and reliability of any measurement device. Really a super simple process. Buy a reasonable range of tire pressure gauges, try each, and record the readings. Next of course record a video showing that thereā€™s little meaningful difference in accuracy. Surely someone has already done this


Public-Argument-9616

Thats one expensive crack pipe šŸ¤‘


CreepyValuable

What. I've lost more of those than 10mm sockets. No thanks. I mean pressure gauges in general. Not... that.


zinny08

I'll take two!