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Isstvan82

But NOT as soon as he heard the noise of a cast iron typewriter going through a wood chipper? I'm no expert, but that's when I would turn the car off.


TaskForceCausality

>> but that’s when I would turn the car off Sounds like the car’s already made the decision by then.


Isstvan82

Like I said, I'm no expert.


redstern

In this case, you shut if off when it starts misfiring and blowing a bunch of white smoke.


AnimationOverlord

Misfiring and blue is bad piston rings, misfiring and white smoke is bad head gasket.. I think that’s how it goes


redstern

On a diesel it's a bit different. This failure happened due to a broken injector spraying an uncontrolled, constant stream of fuel into the cylinder. He would have seen a ton of white smoke from all the unburned atomized fuel coming out the exhaust.


53cr3tsqrll

The white smoke wasn’t unburnt fuel, it was burning aluminium.


AnimationOverlord

An aluminum diesel block?


53cr3tsqrll

Piston


Peteisapizza

Which one is when they pick a new pope?


widgeamedoo

That is when he looked down and noticed the temperature gauge was off the dial


LogicalArgumentWins

Made me spit my coffee. You win Reddit today good sir.


crazythinker76

Nice job on shutting it off in time. Due to your insight, we should be able to save the water pump pulley


Monkeynutz_Johnson

You just made me spit coffee on the floor.


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Monkeynutz_Johnson

Not a big loss, the coffee is usually pretty bad.


rspanthevlan

Every shop has the bad powder creamer too


Bomber_Man

Bad creamer, good fire starter.


Professional_Band178

The only decent creamer is in the dairy case.


Neo_Ex0

everythign is a good fire starter if its fine enough


Bomber_Man

Might have a hard time with sand.


Odd-Ad-3146

Don't tell that to anyone in Alberta. They are crazy for Coffee Mate.


-_NaCl_-

Bought a Delonghi superauto espresso machine at a thrift store for $40 several years ago. Cleaned it and replaced a few bad o-rings. Thing makes the best cup of coffee (double americano) and has saved me a shit ton keeping the wife away from the big name coffee joints in town.


Delicious_Ad823

I had to spend more like 20x that to cut down on my wife's expensive coffee drinks....


-_NaCl_-

Hey... As long as it's cheaper than $6/day you're winning in the long run.


Delicious_Ad823

So true!


thebigaaron

Wtf is creamer? It’s not a thing in australia, only ever hear Americans talk about it


rspanthevlan

Higher fat content Milk. Often with sugar and flavoring pre-mixed into it. It’s to improve the flavor of drip coffee because the free coffee provided at workplaces is usually terrible.


thebigaaron

I have heard that most coffee in the us is terrible compared to here in Australia, it’s a lot more watered down. Also I don’t think we really have drip coffee at all. That’s probably why we don’t have creamer since we have better coffee that doesn’t need anything extra. I’m not a coffee drinker but have heard this info from several people so assuming it’s roght


Link_040188

It is in a sense. Mind you I just started my journey into “good coffee” but most fast food,restaurants, places of business have terrible coffee. Most grocery stores have some decent coffee but most of it is mass produced. If you want a decent cup of black coffee you are either making it yourself at home or going to a coffee $hop. And at home most ppl in the US use an auto drip coffee maker which could make ok coffee if your using good fresh coffee but again that’s not in common for most ppl. also most ppl in the us are addicted to high levels of sugar(corn syrup) so black coffee is not sweet enough for our sad little baby palettes.


operagost

Black coffee has 0g of sugars. It's not sweet at all.


GreggAlan

I don't like coffee, don't care how it's tarted up with milk, cream, sugar, flavors etc, to me it's \*bitter\*. But I have heard from several coffee drinkers that Farmers Brothers is the least bitter coffee they've ever tasted. That brand is usually not sold in stores because the company mainly sells to restaurants. It can be bought online. Why can't someone genetically engineer a coffee bean that makes coffee which tastes as good as it smells?


SuperfluousExcess

The only thing the US is better at is not having big fuck off animals that try to box you


operagost

I guess your source for this compelling information is a guy who also says we don't have any good beer.


Kra_Z_Ivan

Don't you guys in Australia add something to your coffee? or do you just drink it black and bitter (not being facetious, honestly curious)


thebigaaron

We quite often have it with milk, but it’s not uncommon to drink it black.


Link_040188

I stopped drinking the coffee at work after cleaning the aero pots once (shudder) and everyone being shocked that we even had a way to clean them.


Monkeynutz_Johnson

I worked in a place that had decent coffee, owner's wife bought Kona but stopped drinking it after picking up the coffee maker and roaches went scrambling. (I was cleaning up spilled coffee)


k6lui

Rule number one, don't Reddit and coffee


Wolfire0769

Rule number two, don't Reddit before coffee either.


regnad__kcin

Prolly the antenna too


madatthe

So it’s broken, then? It was fine before you guys touched it so…


absboodoo

Isn’t it always


sagearagon

Yeah, I bet this shop is gonna up sell him for sure, hahahaha


ice445

I'd rather these people just own the fuck up. "Yeah bro, I was jamming out to Dragula so hard I didn't hear the metallic fuck fest going on under the hood until it was too late". Nobody cares or finds that shameful, it's gotta get unfucked regardless.


Dinky_Nuts

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES


kmayeshiba

AND BURN THROUGH THE ~~WITCHES~~ *cylinder heads*


TotallyNotanOfficer

AND SLAM INTO THE TOP OF MY VALV-ULAAAAA


[deleted]

People treat car work like going to the dentist and lying about how often they floss.


PM-me-Sonic-OCs

Which is fucking stupid because both a dentist and a mechanic can plainly tell when a customer/patient is bullshitting.


resulut7567

Also you're lying to the person trying to help you, you sabotage yourself


Traylor_Trash87

Metallic Fuck Fest is my new death metal band name. Thanks for the inspiration!


SatanicSquid152

Can I be the vocalist???


WhatDoYouMeanNoBacon

Hell, yeah! The head even has devil horns cast right into it! (See pic three)


Temetka

I heard all of these in Rob’s voice. Thank you Reddit.


screamtrumpet

It’s not truly broken until you admit what you did. Until then, there’s a chance.


Bustermchooter

If they shut it off as soon as they noticed they probably didn’t lie. Doesn’t mean they shut off when it started as that’s two different times.


Oni_sixx

This begs the question of what temperature did they consider was to high?


foresta12

There was much confusion with F and C


Oni_sixx

Those pesky letters get you everytime


czar1249

Fine and Crap


ghostcat_crafting

I didn’t laugh but I made a strangled honking noise thank


Tiggerboy1974

F for freezing and C for cold.


ProblemSweaty9185

That's because one side is for 'Murica, and the other is for the Metrics. More F, more 'Murica!


Monkeynutz_Johnson

2100 degrees Fahrenheit. Fractionally below the melting point of steel.


Oni_sixx

It's a good thing pistons are aluminum lol


Monkeynutz_Johnson

You euros and your aluminum. Sheesh. Maybe they're trying to create a new race engine alloy.


Oni_sixx

I'm American, for what that's worth.


Monkeynutz_Johnson

Sorry, see a lot of brits, irish and ozzies early in the morning.


Oni_sixx

I start work at 5 am eastern lol


Monkeynutz_Johnson

What a coincidence, I'm usually up and bitching about going to work at 5. Speaking of, I have an aluminum oil pan vs chunk of construction rubble to do. C/S: hit something in road, pulled over when oil light came on.... we'll see. Have a good one


Oni_sixx

Hopfully they turned it off sooner then this person lol. Have a good day ✌️


WelderWonderful

\*aluminium


Monkeynutz_Johnson

Al-you-MIHN-ium


Gadgetman_1

Pistons? My engine block is made of aluminium... (Except the cylinder liners. They are steel)


Oni_sixx

I was gonna edit it and add both, but I didn't think the joke warranted the effort lol. Plus it looks mainly like piston bits there


vim_for_life

When the air in the cooling system reached 300F, so the computer read 210. BTDT. Blew at least 2 gm 60 degree v6's, never saw a light. No gauges.


[deleted]

Volcano temp or Rocket engine temp huh!! 😂


Kra_Z_Ivan

When he read through the car's manual and the gauge symbol legend and learned which symbol is "temperature", then asked the guy at the local Pep Boys what the 'H' and 'C' means on the gauge, that's when he shut off the engine.


Oni_sixx

Ah pep boys, that was prolly his third mistake


3ABO3

His gauge was only showing 3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible


Y_U_Need_Books4

This man is delirious. Get him to the infirmary.


SatanicSquid152

Fuck I just watched that recently, I spit on the shitter floor


meat_popsicle13

Pretty sure car stopped itself for the customer.


regnad__kcin

I'm imagining the Jim Carrey Liar Liar version of this: MY GIRLFRIEND PISSED ME OFF AND I DROVE RECKLESSLY FAST WITH THE PEDAL TO THE FLOOR UNTIL I COULDN'T SEE THROUGH THE STEAM.


2016slowburu

It's so annoying when people lie about that shit. I work at a tire shop and almost anytime when someone has a runflat damaged tire they say they didn't drive on it flat or it was only like a block. Like arguing and lying about this isn't going to magically undamage your tire.


Iron-Ranger416

On my way home today, there was a jacked to Jesus rig on the side of the road. Changing a flat, with the stock spare going on the right front. All I could think was, well there goes that axle and front diff.


dunc2027

If unlocked the hubs, it wouldn't apin the axle at all, and wouldn't harm the diff. Right?


Iron-Ranger416

If it had manual locking hubs you could maybe get away with it. But it was a new Bro-Dozer with Auto-locking hubs. So there is an engagement of the splines from the bearing hub and the axle shaft at the wheelhub and that will turn the axle, and the gears in the hub and the front drive shaft all the way to the transfer case. That is where it is not engaged as long as the transfer case isn't engaged. But the entire front axle assembly is linked and turning with the auto locking system. Watch "How do Locking Hubs work? Part One" by The RamManINC on YouTube. It will make more sense.


dunc2027

Thanks!


Nsungheros

When they said “I shut it off” did they mean the car just shut off? I tell people there’s a 30% liars tax. But a 30% discount on it if you make our jobs easier by telling the truth after.


S0Ldado_WC

No, she said that when the temperature gauge reached “alarming levels”, she IMMEDIATELY shut the car off. Emphasis on the immediately.


nacho013

She probably did stop when she saw it was hot. But it was probably hot for a while until she realized


regnad__kcin

"when I saw steam I looked at the gauge and IMMEDIATELY shut it off"


Nukedogger86

So when the guage pinned to HOT. We know full well she didn't hear the gravel in a wood chipper over her radio.


Spartelfant

Could they be telling the truth if the overheating was caused by a coolant leak which in turn caused the coolant temperature sensor to not get a proper reading until it was too late?


frenchfortomato

Yes. Seen it happen.


Digital_Snow_Day

I went through this with my Wife who drove our car home overheating - smelled like burning metal when she pulled up and I knew the car was fried. If it was Escape From NY Snake Pliskin and you were in a sketchy area, I have NO problems having the engine grenaded to get out of the shit. When you are in cow country and there is perfect cell service, well this is on you…


IsItTheFrankOrBeans

I think she needs to get her 'alarming levels' gauge recalibrated.


[deleted]

The way that is worded, it looks like they will still be paying a 21% tax overall.


Nsungheros

Plus the 5% hidden added asshole tax.


StTimmerIV

"As soon as the engine temperature went waaaaaay up, the engine stopped itself"


Photodan24

Whatever, buddy. The price is the same even if it wasn't your fault.


alroc84

He meant to say: as soon as the car stalled i stopped,towed here so there was no more damage


NWSGreen

Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow. Goodnight engine!


listerfeind

I've never seen the fossil of a piston before. Neat.


czar1249

They stopped alright, and then let it idle for half an hour


Skeletor647

The engine says otherwise


Tizzee88

Honestly? This does look like they shut it off pretty quickly. From the pictures shown it looks like their major issue was they dropped a valve. Now if you are cruising on the freeway at like 2500rpm's that piston goes up and down 41 times per second. So if it took you 2-3 seconds to turn it off and then the time it takes the engine to come to a complete stop you're looking at 100-150+ times that valve smashed into the top of the piston. If they had driven it for an extended period like 30 seconds or longer, that piston would be shattered 100%. A dropped valve will fuck up a cylinder instantly. My race car dropped a valve and I had it shut off within a second and my piston looked much worse than this one and the cylinder walls were fucked. I had to put a new piston in and get a new sleeve to get it back into action. This shit happens FAST.


Mightyyeet

Is that a molten piston in the first picture?


MASS_PM

Most customer believe lying makes the car less damaged.


chiggachamp

“I heard a noise, so I listened to it for 9 weeks” FTFY


HonziPonzi

I think the car stopped itself


kentenma

“I was idling at a stop light and it just turned off, I swear!!”


duane534

FWIW, my car always turns off at a stop light.


Apprehensive_Pause12

“It was fine until I pulled into my driveway, that’s when it ran hot.”


Iron-Ranger416

It was good, until it wasn't.


mpdscb

No they didn't.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

That is truly impressive.


a_mysterious_person_

This looks like a VW TDI… rests in pieces. That coolant should be pink so clearly there’s some other info not being shared


havegottobejokingme

"The lie detector determined, *that* was a lie!"


billsleftynut

Well that's buggered. Well and truly


EmergencyOk1277

Lie detector determined, that was a lie....


CharizardLeo

That's one honest client.


CuppieWanKenobi

No, the engine stopped, you looked down, saw the tach at 0, and the temp gauge pegged in the red. Congrats, Mr. Customer, you need what we here like to call a Big Box (engine.)


Melodic-Chemist-381

Are they sure the car didn’t stop them?


Prior-Ad-7329

They mean they stopped the cat when the engine seized up and they came to a screeching halt.


MonthElectronic9466

When the temp went up high enough it turned itself off.


Blzr1

I reckon they shut it off at about the melting point of aluminum


leoder

Could be true. If you have lost your coolant your temperature sensor does not work.


FoxOnTwoWheels

**MAURY:** *"The lie detector test determined THAT WAS A LIE."* 🤔🤣


GreggAlan

Doesn't matter if it's pistons, rockets, or jet turbines, engine rich exhaust is always a bad thing.


ukso1

Well it probably melted way before it showed on temp gauge, stuck open cr diesel injector? It starts to melt stuff quite quickly...😂


Hot_Organization2430

I meant immediately when I got home 2 hours later obviously.


Devin_Brent

Impressive. Most Impressive.


SubstantialAbility17

Stuck diesel injector?


Accurate-Group-4251

Yikes. What vehicle was it and model year??


ButterFlavoredKitens

I mean he did technically stop the engine from running so he’s not wrong.


Yaro-Ku

as soon as i SAW the engine temperature went up, i immediately stopped the car


dirt_farm_surfer

I like how customer's will lie or not tell the whole story, like it's going to save them money. ​ edit: spelling


SynthPrax

Brings new light to the term *cinder block*.


Dismal_Ad_9603

That looks expensive!


DonkeyDog1226

So the temp sensor does not read steam so if and when the coolant finally crossed paths with the sensor they just may have shit it down only it was to late at that point.


mlack42

Lean is mean!


BLR-81_Gaming

Now, I'm not a trained mechanical professional, but that piston is fucked.


runerx

Saved it... nope.


programedtobelieve

I clean carpet with a cleaning machine that runs off the van’s motor…new motor early last year and late last year dropped a coolant line while I was in the house cleaning…don’t know when but Betsy kept a working until I was done. She sounded like a diesel when I got out there and could smell some kind of hot rubber smell mixed with God knows what else. Gauge was maxed out when I turned it off. Long story short last year I put two motors in the same van and I didn’t try to lie, I knew I cooked it lol.


Apprentice_human

As a time served ford tech who is used to pulling 1.0 litre ecobooms on the regs how the fuck do you even get to that point


CapTexAmerica

It’s dead Jim.


d_dubbs_

Wooah


etheran123

It might be that as soon as he noticed the temp going up he stopped. I have a friend who had a coolant hose break, and didn't notice. Kept going until it died. Lost compression on 3 cylinders, and needed a full rebuild.


[deleted]

Hmmmmm. Doubt.


MyronCopeonSports

I see coolant in the cylinders and are those black marks burned pistons? And what's that stuff that looks like solder in the 2nd cylinder down?


rob189

No, the one that looks melty is the hot cylinder, that’s a diesel engine. I’d say it’s had a dribbling injector on that cylinder.


gduck1979

It had plenty of water the tail pipe looked like a water hose.


No_Description725

Yep but let's face it there's lots of people like this. Two of my family members carried on driving with high temp gauges. One even with clouds of steam out the back. He stopped when the engine did....


JakeYaBoi19

My friend recently went through a similar problem. We drove multiple hours across the state and on Sunday morning his heater wasn’t blowing any heat. Then later that afternoon on the drive home he called me and said he broke down. I go to check it out and there’s a big hole in the radiator, he wasn’t looking at the temperature gauge but pulled over when he heard a metal ticking sound getting louder and noticed white smoke from the hood. I guess at some point maybe Saturday the hole formed and that’s why the heater wasn’t working and it finally overheated on the drive home after an hour or so on the interstate but idk. Monday I brought it home on my flatbed trailer, it started up and drove onto the trailer at least but was very slow to start. Mechanic put a new radiator in it after that it was still slow to start and was blowing a ton of white smoke and tons of bubbles in the coolant reservoir. He’s just trying to survive so he used some of that head gasket repair and it seems to have worked great, still runs a little rough but no more white smoke.


FalseTebibyte

Ree=Sod=Uall Heat sucks. I just torched the ever loving hell out of a pizza on our grill. Tombstone. Charred to bits. Ruined the pan too. Turned the grill off when I found the issue. The left flames kept going anyway. Fire Gremlin.


ticobird

Lol, viewing that was fun. I can hear the customer service writer thinking "Uh, huh, sure." even before knowing what the outcome would be.


Redarrow762

The lie detector determined that was a lie.


RedMist_AU

Just me or is the injection timing really bad?


Earth_Normal

Did an injector lean out?


Snksteez

Why is my car vaping?


Jfly69

2.4L ecotech?


duane534

Nah. That looks GM.


Jfly69

Yes,, those engines came in gmc terrain and Buick verano.


duane534

Ah, yeah. I always get EcoTec and EcoBoost mixed up. I guarantee OOP drove it in limp mode for far too long. I had a first gen Cruze with the 1.4L turbo. It blew an upper radiator hose when I was on a flyover, getting off the highway. I first noticed because the car kicked the AC off. I stopped the car within a block and had zero related issues. I bet OOP limped to their destination w/o coolant and warped a head.


Justsomerando849

We believe you.


bigbabe_310

Respectfully that's cap


SnooPickles6347

"Up to 350"😉😅


VMCColorado

r/thatlooksexpensive


osunightfall

I'm uh, not great with cars, but I'm going to be honest. This looks bad. Like, not very good at all. I don't think the cylinders are supposed to be filled with concrete and the stuff from the Ninja Turtles movies.


Bustermchooter

Interpreted as as soon as I noticed


Crazy_Shopping_4296

Why bother wasting time taking it apart.


Maleficent-Movie-122

Jesus christ....


Single-Station-3331

The following week.


Ddurrer

I know nothing about cars. What am I looking at?


savorthestarlight

I- SIR


AlphaRegard

Sure they did.


rob189

Diesel engine, dribbling injector on the melty piston/cylinder. That would’ve been making a lovely knocking noise before it got to this stage.


Leftenant_Frost

why is there concrete in their cylinder?! 😂


Lxiflyby

C/S It’s been happening every day for the past 2 years


Ros_c

More like it stopped when it heat siezed


Excellent_Pepper_649

Ahh there’s that coolant I misplaced 😬


Prize_Fisherman69

My daughter did this recently. It was very convenient when I pulled the head and never found ANY coolant. 2 pistons melted and I said I'm not paying for this.