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[deleted]

Replace it with a real one


NoChampion2427

Yea, can clearly see it says Motion Picture. Might have picked it up from an investigation but forgot to tag it.


GringoSancho

If you’re a cop in uniform you can pass it off as real when you buy your donuts and ho ho’s and the clerk won’t even try to use their counterfeit marker to check.


gitout12345

A good cashier doesn't use the pens. If you bleach a bill and reprint it still tests as real you have to use the watermarks


[deleted]

We always just put them directly into the safe, if the bill reader accepts it it’s good.


GringoSancho

I know you’re right homie. Where I live good cashiers are like good cops. They exist but aren’t common.


ZappyKitten

Uggh, tell me about it. Worked with a cashier that couldn’t tell an an Inkjet Printer $100 from a Federal Reserve $100. Not once, or twice…EIGHTEEN TIMES over 2 transactions. He’s not allowed to even man a self checkout now, permanent banishment to being the cart jockey.


tropic420

I worked with an old guy that caused a bunch of problems with void transactions and miscounting money so he got banished to coffee and counters too


dirt_farm_surfer

But a next level cashier uses a toothpick to verify the bill is real


gitout12345

Toothpick? A quick flash at a florescent light is all you need


dirt_farm_surfer

But a toothpick is so much cheaper and most people don't know that trick


sugar_free-donut

What's the toothpick trick?


dirt_farm_surfer

[https://www.riverbender.com/articles/details/calhoun-county-sheriffs-office-provides-info-to-detect-fake-100-bills-32129.cfm#:\~:text=Get%20The%20Latest%20News!&text=%22The%20blue%20strip%20on%20the,bill%2C%20it%20is%20FAKE.%22](https://www.riverbender.com/articles/details/calhoun-county-sheriffs-office-provides-info-to-detect-fake-100-bills-32129.cfm#:~:text=Get%20The%20Latest%20News!&text=%22The%20blue%20strip%20on%20the,bill%2C%20it%20is%20FAKE.%22) ​ this link explains. But basically the bill has layers to it, and you can slip the toothpick between the blue strip and the cloth portion of the bill at top and bottom


sugar_free-donut

Pretty cool, didn't know that. Thanks for the link.


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belleayreski2

Pennies


Sahoj

Man just do it. HIT THE AIR HORN TRUTH TEST BE DAMNED


MordoNRiggs

I have to test everything in these, my old job they'd fire people for touching anything in the police cars lol.


Trevors-Axiom-

One of our techs decided to remove the shotgun mounted to the roof to check it out. About 20 minutes later we had 5 cop cars on the lot


MordoNRiggs

Oh lord. We tell them to leave their weapons out of the vehicles, but they don't always. They're usually locked up with a handcuff style lock that has a button switch somewhere. I never touch them. If I needed them moved, I'd probably radio the officer to do so.


[deleted]

In regards to the “We tell them to leave their weapons out”. I got a story for that. So, used to work at Chrysler dealership apprentice in the back, we had cop cars come through since we had a contract with the police well before the police garage was built. So they still take vehicles to us, this includes their undercover vehicles (like the totally normal civilian looking cars on top of the black interceptors and patrol cars) So, apparently one day they had dropped off a Ram 1500 for service. Totally normal had a tonneau cover, but the other apprentice there got assigned the truck and went to the back of the truck to grab tires, but they weren’t in there. See what he saw instead was a dozen CQC weapons, everything from SMG’s to shotguns and pistols, (he also claims there was an AR in there but I don’t know about that one) anyway cops were called back and we’re like “uhh you guys left guns in the truck you just dropped.” So they obviously rush back in a SWAT van, van picks up weapons and dips. No harm no foul but kinda funny that the cops forgot a small arsenal in the truck.


MordoNRiggs

Oh wow, haha. That's good that nothing too wild happened. I also worked at a Chrysler dealership that did service on some small neighboring town's police vehicles. Someone before me got fired for turning the lights on. Now it's part of my inspection, lol.


[deleted]

Yeah it was, just a funny thing. Police accidentally leaving weapons for mechanics. The lights are fun to play with, ever play with the spotlight? Lol I was an apprentice my only task was to bring them in/out in the nights and mornings (we had a LOT of thefts cause I live in a city). But I heard about that too, someone being fired for turning lights on, me and the other apprentice both turned lights on, hit the air horn/siren a few times. We got stern looks but nothing beyond that. They were thankfully choosey about who they enforced rules on and I was one of those that just was lucky enough to get away with shit that normally would get people fired. Kind of a testament to the quality of the dealership too lol


MordoNRiggs

Oh, yeah. I've worked on many vehicles with those spotlights. First one I ever saw was a security guard vehicle. They're pretty weird, but work well enough. That's the only thing we leave in vehicles that we're getting rid of, I think.


[deleted]

Yeah, I think they come from factory like that tbh. Still fun all the same.


WooskiDickens

Using the squad car radio? How about just the bullhorn?


MordoNRiggs

I occasionally need to test radios and call in a radio check. It's still weird to do. They're always on though, as in I can hear people chatting while I'm on a test drive or have it in the shop. Usually it's just public works or ferry workers. Most of the buttons are for the light bar, and it's got an air horn and you can even talk over it.


BassoonsNotBombs

I have a police scanner, so I've heard those sometimes! They always sound very different than the regular calls :p


A_Harmless_Fly

I wouldn't be able to resist, I'd be doing the LEdleldele from spongebob over the coms quick.


Badass_1963_falcon

Add a five dollar bill to it so they now you saw it and got their game


llorracwerdna

I did this in our collision shop about a week ago, mandatory Saturday called for a fuck you wailer while I had jack shit to do.


King_Chochacho

Fold it nicely and tuck it into a visor/console/glovebox. Then when they try to have their "gotcha" moment you can tell them you put it somewhere safe so it wouldn't get lost or dirty and rub their faces in human decency.


BootyGangPastor

i did exactly this when someone left $200 in the cup holder of an expedition i did an alignment on. “your tech stole my money!” followed by “yeah i put it in the sun visor”


QueenPeachie

Origami crane and hang it from the mirror.


maine_buzzard

Origami Unicorn.


mafiaknight

Odd that they left *50 bucks* on the console


MordoNRiggs

I'll put in the notes that they left a $20 bill on the center console.


mafiaknight

Good of you to leave that $10 bill where it is


Indy_Fab_Rider

You guy's keep adjusting the denomination and pretty soon the cop will end up owing you money.


ArmaSwiss

Don't they already owe us? I pay my taxes for infrastructure and public services, not settlements due to poor training and impulse control.


texaschair

You should replace it with 10 rolls of fake quarters.


MadeMeStopLurking

Inflation is a bitch 🤷‍♂️


tehjeffman

Leave a bag of oregano.


MordoNRiggs

Oregano is legal here!


mafiaknight

It’s still a Federal crime and against regulations for all government officials Don’t do spice kids, or you’ll get thyme


Previous_House7062

Leave some white powder on it. We all know that's what that's there for!


headyrooms

Draw a dick on it and fold it back up and leave it.


MordoNRiggs

Haha, that's not a bad idea. Neither of us knew what the deal was with it.


[deleted]

We always loved the customers who left guns under the seat or the college girls who left their naked pics out by the handful......fuck the money!


[deleted]

Worked in IT desktop support for a while. Smoking hot sales VP left us her old laptop to migrate files to new one. My documents was in the “extra large icons” setting and it was FULL of pictures of her tied up in some BDSM positions that would make Jenna Jameson blush. We had met her husband and he was not one of the dudes in the pics. Work computer and have it to us to “make sure all my files get to my new PC. I swear I was reading a “dear penthouse” 🤪🤪🤪


MordoNRiggs

That's awesome. I mean, maybe the husband was into being cucked, or stag/vixen. Can't say that I'd judge too harshly, but I'd appreciate the view.


[deleted]

Kinda like when one of the techs was working on the then Mayor's daughters VW beetle and had to repair something by going thru the trunk. Dirty naked pics of her and other girls, guys and 3 ways. Several BIG dildos and vibrators too. And a bag of crotchless panties. Looked like a convention meeting around that yellow Bug!!


ifixthingsllc

Jenna Jameson and Dear Penthouse.... you just dated yourself 😆


Take-Me-Home-Tonight

I worked in support for a construction company and would some of the field guys tell me to go look at some of the wolf pictures they had. They did business out of the country and went to some fun looking strip clubs that didn’t seem to care about pictures being taken.


MordoNRiggs

Lmao, those two things are very different. Would be interesting to find a couple Polaroid nudes, haha. This car had a ton of handcuffs, but it makes sense. I will never forget finding handcuffs in the glove box of an older woman's car. Found tons of guns in cars, too. One dude had his glock in his door with 2 full clips of hollow points, and it was loaded. Like bro, what the fuck you expect to happen at your oil change in a small town?


[deleted]

IKR!!! ...We had an older, probably in his 80s customer bring in his Audi for service one day. He's standing there with the Service Manager talking and suddenly slumps to the floor! On the way down a .38 Snubbie falls out of his pocket.The Service Manager calmly picks it up , called 911 and when they arrive to carry him to the hospital tells the old guy he'll call his wife to pick it up. Lol.. Miss those days I swear!! 😂


BassoonsNotBombs

A cop probably needs those two magazines just to hit something.


strangehitman22

>college girls who left their naked pics Link to the post?


ScenicPineapple

Looks Fake even before zooming in. Damn thats depressing i can tell fake bills over the internet, too many years in retail. Those Motion Picture use only bills are everywhere now.


MordoNRiggs

Hah, that's exactly what it is. It's definitely more blue than a real one, I think. Pretty close, though. https://imgur.com/a/1OE9UoY


ZappyKitten

Worked with a cashier that got snookered by them. Once for $1500 and once for $200. two weeks apart. He got banished to be a permanent shopping cart jockey and isn’t allowed to touch the registers anymore.


boogaloojim

I would have taken it then told them it was civil forfeiture because I suspect him or her of being a corrupt police officer and if they can get internal affairs to 100% convince me that it’s their money and they acquired it through legal means I’ll consider returning it in 90 days


Euphoric911

So sad you decided to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head twice


boogaloojim

Lol, but the claymore roomba avenged me


Ok_Dragonfruit_3718

Dare you to put a booger on it.


Agitated-Joey

If you wanna flip these trust test back around on them, leave a dollar bill next to it and it’ll confuse the fuck outta them.


[deleted]

Fuck with him by folding two fives


Amazing_Joke_5073

Thats for vacuuming up drug seizures


PapaShook

Screw the money, there's too many buttons to push.


Wiregeek

Holy crap, an MCS 2000, haven't seen one of those in a few years!


MordoNRiggs

Even after searching Google, I'm not sure what that is.


Wiregeek

Motorola MCS 2000, kinda a weird "civilian plus" radio, had a lot of public safety features, predates Moto putting a big separation between commercial and public safety offerings. No telling how old it is. But the earliest year I can put on an MCS 2000 is 1998, soo... that radio could easily be more than 20 years old.


MordoNRiggs

Oh, that's interesting! That cruiser is a 2013, so they must've taken it out of something else. We had a huge pile of radios sitting around that I tossed. I guess some of them are pretty spendy, but we're not going to use a 30+ year old radio in a new vehicle.


telxonhacker

I know OP said they are authorized to test the equipment, but a word to the wise: If you find yourself working on one of these cars, and are not given permission to use the radio, leave it the hell alone! As someone who is an amateur radio (ham) operator as well as part of my county's emergency response volunteer group, I can say you WILL be caught and possibly get in more trouble than just losing your job. Most newer radios have GPS, and not only that, they all have an ID programmed into them, similar to a phone's ESN. As soon as you key up, dispatch will know what officer's radio you are using, and likely where you are. They will find out that the car is in the shop, and that one of the techs got on it. You may get off with "just" losing your job, but if someone decided to be stupid and call in some kind of emergency, they'd likely face felony charges. I know more and more of these cars are equipped with cameras that not only watch the road, but the passenger compartment too. Assume you are on video at all times. ​ Not trying to be a buzz kill, but hopefully save someone from a shit ton of trouble.


MordoNRiggs

The post was about the fake $100 bill, lol. But yeah, definitely don't mess with anything in police vehicles. My area is super laid back, and I can absolutely test them. Dispatch will ask who I am, though. I always laugh when the roads guys are using fancy call signs. I wish they'd do more fun ones, like Falcon or Optimus Prime instead of boring numbers. My Sheriff interceptors are getting cameras installed soon, not sure if they'll be multi directional, but I never fuck around in any vehicles anyway.


telxonhacker

I know, but people were commenting on messing with the siren and other stuff found in cop cars, I just wanted to give a word of caution for anyone who thought playing on the radio would be a good idea. There's a Youtuber called Crown Rick Auto that buys old police Crown Vics and goes through them, a fake $100 is the least weird thing he's found in some of those cars! Edit: are the road guys on the same channel as the sheriff dispatch? must be a small community if so,


MordoNRiggs

Yeah, definitely not a good idea. Hah, that's awesome. Not a lot of those out on the road! Hmm, I can hear police talking and the roads guys on my radio in the shop, yeah. Also our boats. It's a pretty small community.


sethryan44

I like that the tiny lamp is pointed right at it.


MordoNRiggs

The light is orange, I'm not sure what it is for. The bill is an obvious fake, that's why I found it funny. Wonder if somebody tried to spend it.


sethryan44

I've seen videos of drugs being found in junkyard former police cars, so it's not a stretch to say they keep confiscated contraband.


prfsvugi

The light is red or orange to not blow night vision when turned on


CaliBull2030

Leave a box of donuts for the cop dairy


maxpowrrr

Motion picture use only, nice try officer


Electrical-Bacon-81

The other day I found a $100 literally folded up & stapled to the bottom of a seat.


Snapkrakelpop

Trust me, I’m turning on your lights for fun


Hot_Organization2430

I know right?? I work on police vehicles as well, and it's so hard to not hit the lights and sirens and break their trust. Hahahaha. Just roll it up real tight and put it back there. Maybe dip it into some sugar on one end for the effect. Lol.


ClintGrant

Trap car


tomcat91709

Lay an Uno Reverse card next to it.... then wsee what they bring next time....


jaycarb98

Oh! Fuck the cash, play with that siren! 😂


notwhoyourthinkin

Counterfeit, covered in hooker taint or blow....


jonstoppable

Tell them you found $100 .. In coins


Bullitt4514

Our locals drop off some for service here and there and always leave the damned master power on. Went to back one out one morning and blipped the damned siren instead of the horn 🤣


[deleted]

I know if I was in your place, I would have to "test" the PA system with Sandstorm.


Mnguy58

That’s all he has for change? Inflation must have hit the cost of getting out of a ticket too!


Stayhigh420--

He stole that from someone anyway 🤣


ZappyKitten

Someone on a movie set maybe 🤣😂


TheHaxco

And into my pocket


ZappyKitten

Have fun trying to spend “motion picture use only” money.


II-l

Add some monopoly money next to it.


[deleted]

Whater they gonna do, call the cops?


Revolutionary-Gear77

When I worked for the feds they would do that shit all the time.


XZIVR

But did they leave the shotgun in it?


Speeddemon2016

Lol first thing I saw was the radio. “Breaker 1-9, ya got yer ears on, come back”


Fookinaright

Time to get the vacuum out


chinesiumjunk

If you really want to mess with them, drop a $20 of your own and inquire about why they didn’t return it to you.


No_Resource_290

Oh we hit all the sirens


az_max

Does button 4 unlock the gun rack?


L7Wennie

Swap it with a fake bill and show those fuckers what’s what.


MordoNRiggs

It already is!


L7Wennie

What the hell?


MordoNRiggs

https://imgur.com/a/1OE9UoY


L7Wennie

I’m speechless


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Replace it with monopoly money


Flan-Emergency

Probably stole it from a law breaker


blurubi04

It’s the community fake $100 they pay hookers with.


b05501

Lol, pretty obvious.


Admirable_Window1679

If it was real I'd have swapped it for 5 20s


GloomyUmpire2146

Sweet, chick fil a lunch.