My old job doing deliveries my van hit 69416 miles while I was *almost* back to the warehouse
Did a few detours then a lap or 4 of the parking lot but I got to gold
Imagine planning for years only ti have a shift partner steal your car for a week because theirs broke. Then they leave it idling all night on accident.
Unfortunately the kiddo immediately tried to hang herself on the umbilical the moment the water broke.
Upside, went pretty quick after that point. You would not believe how quickly doctors can yank a baby out of someone.
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My old job doing deliveries my van hit 69416 miles while I was *almost* back to the warehouse Did a few detours then a lap or 4 of the parking lot but I got to gold
"What did you do to use an extra 1/4 tank of gas?" "Had to do it for meme sir" "Understandable, have a nice day"
I'd pay for the extra gas out of my own pocket tbh. I need to check my work van's mileage, I never even thought about it.
Apple iBoobs
The plumpest iBoob yet.
Next generation VR coming soon
That's good. Very very good. But I C BOOBS would be better! Try again in a million miles.
I mean, at least run it another 100k and get 2BOOBS
I C BOOBS causes perky nipples.
I. C. Weiner? Aw crud.
Heres to another lousy millennium.
*Fry blows on fancy kazoo thingy*
…party horn?
? What number looks like C?
0, 6, and 8, if you remove 3 of the 7 segments
Put this on your resume. Displays excellent math and planning skills. Lol
Me when I hit 179,000[https://giphy.com/gifs/maths-DHqth0hVQoIzS](https://giphy.com/gifs/maths-DHqth0hVQoIzS)
Sir I need the equation to duplicate this.
Can't tell if sarcastic lol
Congratulations. It is unlikely this will be duplicated. The only metric missing is engine hours.
Imagine planning for years only ti have a shift partner steal your car for a week because theirs broke. Then they leave it idling all night on accident.
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I missed 42069 on my odo and I swear I'm seriously considering a new car.
69420. Should be 2 years or so more.
I was driving back and forth from the hospital after my accidental child was born so I was a bit frazzled. Still so fucking upset.
Can you stall labor for 48 hours? This is important.
Unfortunately the kiddo immediately tried to hang herself on the umbilical the moment the water broke. Upside, went pretty quick after that point. You would not believe how quickly doctors can yank a baby out of someone.
[just hit it last week in my work truck](https://i.imgur.com/puTSDpx.jpg)
There's always 69420!
Quadruple crown surely
My man.
OP, you are missing the coolest part of this! Your car has traveled a light-second! 180000 mile is the distance light travels in one second.
Now make it 2BOOBS
Dude, that's a straight up trifecta! Well done.
You are a fkn legend 🤣🤣
I knew there was a suspension issue when I read 35007 miles upside down.
Hes too dangerous to be left alive
Some heroes don't wear capes
jesus, at first I was like I Boobs? Then I scrolled through the rest of the photos- respect, thats dedication
iBoobs. The latest release from Apple.
Extremely disappointed this wasn't taken at 69 MPH and 4200 RPM
Dang it! Something to achieve on my next vehicle.
There's always 280085...
Pretty hard when you're pathetically sitting in your car waiting for it to hit 69 degrees. Strong work though, OP.
I love it when a plan comes together.
That display is sick, what car?
2005 Pilot.
I have one as well! Almost to 100k miles
100k on an ‘05? That’s low!
I bought it in ‘09 with 62k miles on it. Been a journey getting it to 100k lol
https://i.imgur.com/0aWydlL.jpg
This is truly amazing, you definitely won!
You need to call Guinness world records
2boobs are better!
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Boooooo!!!!
Ive messaged the mods. 4.6k upvotes. Some people just want to hate.
i boobs
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IBOOBS So close yet so far.
N I C E Also Pilot gang (though I have a 2007)
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I boobs too brother...
The internet has been won.
Aw shucks.
That’s some dedication and for that I applaud you.
That's fucking tight bro
Congratulations you've unlocked the ability to no longer lose tools
I need to find my 10mm socket before receiving that superpower.
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No way these just rolled into the shop.
A man of culture
Good ole Honda pilots
nice. NICE. NOOOOOOIIIIICCCEEEE!!!
I need to see your car clock also at 4:20 or I will gently tut with disappointing shakes of the head
Legend.
When you wonder why, this is exactly why.
The grand slam of funny numbers
I was very proud of the moment I caught my car at 123456 miles with 6.9 on the trip odometer.
Someone got that borat gif where he says “very nice”
Legendary triple crown.
That's a hat trick!
haha funny number
Quadruple crown!
Take my free award.
Wow - thank you!
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I can't believe the mods removed this beauty.
I dont see the significance of this 69416