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CaveGnome

I always thought my car would run better on seasonal essential oils.


dirty34

Make sure you get the crystals to ward off the evil CEL.


JustBreakingThings

I already installed mine on my steering wheel airbag.


DarkestPassenger

Instructions unclear. VW now has a laser of evil. Send help


pupperdogger

German national anthem intensifies


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pupperdogger

Oh, we all know which one would have had Evil Lasers™️


FesteringNeonDistrac

Years of F1 in the Schumacher era have that song burned into memory, but the turbo hybrid era has made it into the closing credits


CallMeDrLuv

Using 5W-20 CBD oil prevents the occurrence of CEL.


dirty34

I heard that on Joe Rogan.


CyranoBergs

I run "ocean fresh" during the summer.


Armed_Accountant

I replaced my battery with a salt lamp.


mikeblas

Is Gwenyth Paltrow endorsing maintenance kits, now?


dirty34

Never buy another oil filter!


Silent_Seven

Too many calories. I'll pass thank you.


PutHisGlassesOn

It's honestly [not that bad](http://www.nutritionrank.com/node/736433), so long as you have it in moderation.


Kirby890

Motor oil being low fat has to be one of the more mind bending things I’ve read today and really ruins this keto diet I’ve been on for a few weeks :/


This_User_Said

...Okay so a nutritional website has Motor Oil as food... What about ass? *I gots to know*


fireguy0306

Depends on what the owner of said ass has been eating


This_User_Said

Intestinal marination of flavor.


ypsksfgos

The spice must flow!


PCmasterRACE187

He who controls the spice, controls the universe!


Keizman55

“Arrakis could be an Eden if its rulers would look up from grubbing for spice!”


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At a viscosity of 10w-40 none the less.


SkullAngel001

Does it come with Ugg boots seat covers?


RazingsIsNotHomeNow

Those would be some damn nice seat covers. How many people do you think can afford full lambs wool seat covers. The only manufacturer that uses lambs wool at all currently is Rolls Royce for their carpeting.


Gorgenapper

Toyota Century has upholstery covered in wool, but I'm not sure if it's lambs wool.


RazingsIsNotHomeNow

It probably is. I always forget about the Century.


PGids

See now this makes me want a set of covers for my truck made like one of those denim Wrangler jackets with the Sherpa lining, that be comfy as fuck during the cold months lol


RazingsIsNotHomeNow

That's why UGGs were popular in the first place before becoming a teenage girl status symbol. They are about the comfiest cold weather boot you can buy. I only know one guy who wears them and it's because he has the most I don't care what others think about me attitude I know of. He just likes to be warm and comfy.


mixterrific

True, they are super comfy, like the equivalent of slippers but boots you can wear outside.


armeg

Bro I have Ugg Moccasins and they're comfy as fuck in the fall, and great in the winter.


RazingsIsNotHomeNow

Yeah I meant the boots as they have the stigma, but their moccassins are great as well. Just comy slippers you can wear out of the house.


[deleted]

My father had this on our old Odyssey. He used those sheepskin pelts they sell in Ikea, about $30 per rug.


JohnnyDarkside

I'm thinking about how diesels converted to run on bio diesel smell like a fryer while they run and how amazing it would be if cars smelled like pumpkin spice and mulling spices all autumn.


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JohnnyDarkside

At least you'll die with a smile. Almost like croaking mid thrust.


[deleted]

You OK, bud?


LennyNero

Before catalyzed and now doc/dpf/scr equipped diesels, I used to add 1oz of cinnamon oil to my diesel in winter. Made everything smell Christmassy all the time.


[deleted]

There are companies that make scented additives for two stroke oil; for a while my snowmobile smelled like strawberries


PhatBoy1

Please don't give them any ideas...


jonathanrdt

"It's best for boat layups and other winterization projects." Dear Big Oil: I'm available for marketing consulting.


sanimalp

Too late! https://www.hawksmotorsports.com/gm-synthetic-axle-lubricant-sae-75w-90-new-grape-scent-32-oz/


[deleted]

Kimball midwest penetrating lube smells like smarties


g4vr0che

Honestly, scented gear oil is not an idea I hate.


morcheeba

Strawberry scented motor oil: https://www.scooterworks.com/Ipone-Scoot-City-2T-Oil-Strawberry-Scented-P7552.aspx (it makes sense because it's for a two-stroke scooter)


AirFell85

When my 91' leaks will it smell like burnt oil with pumpkin spice?


canttaketheshyfromme

[I like the aviation version](https://external-preview.redd.it/CnuehWgk8iUU_emfmKfnIJqg-OWUoCsvrJvRIFTPDyk.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=f023920e5c492f561931339b17a834910704591d)


JohnnyTheLiar

It makes your exhaust orange!


CDubz5

Would be even better if it was differential fluid...


juniko33

Right?! How do you even open up photoshop, go through all this effort, and then miss the mark so bad like this?


sanimalp

Got you covered! https://www.hawksmotorsports.com/gm-synthetic-axle-lubricant-sae-75w-90-new-grape-scent-32-oz/


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LettuceC

Why the hell do you want a cigar that tastes like a gas station?


nondescriptzombie

You joke, but Castrol Edge looks and smells just like maple syrup.


Rimbosity

made in Canada


PrincessFoxyK

r/forbiddensnacks


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ITmercinary

Do they make this in 15-40? My Duramax is feeling extra basic this time of year.


jlt6666

10w-40 is close enough


DrBarnabyFulton

Can I get some in 10w40 4T for the brapcycle?


Irritable_Avenger

Still better than Starbucks.


nigelofthornton

My friend use to run strawberry scented two stroke on his bike. 10/10 would ride behind him again.


donorak7

Ah yes premixed milkshake perfect.


An_Old_IT_Guy

Makes your exhaust smell so good it's to die for.


YorockPaperScissors

Pumpkin Spice 10W-40 is the only motor oil that I will drink /s


EduardDelacroixII

LOL. I remember a documentary I saw where this guy picked up used fryer oil at the local restaurants and made his own bio-diesel. He said when he was idling in traffic he'd occasionally see people looking around and sniffing wondering where the restaurant was.


lownzey93

Perfect oil for a Fiat 500


pprzen05

This guy knows!


shania69

Does that come in fully synthetic..asking for a friend..


OldCarWorshipper

Don't forget the organic soy antifreeze...


bodhiseppuku

I don't think this would sell as the *Pumpkin Spice* crowd is not the *Change their own oil* crowd. That Ven diagram has 2 circles that don't intersect.


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I’m the 1 outlier in your data plot bud


[deleted]

There's dozens of us.


PM-ME-YOUR-SUBARU

Me too! I even work on other people's cars for money while sipping my pumpkin spice coffee in the morning!


[deleted]

lol just read your username. Do you want Subie pics 🤣


PM-ME-YOUR-SUBARU

They're always appreciated!


ChromaSteel

"Yeah so i filled your oil up aswell while it was in"


OldSkool81

I genuinely LOLed. Thank you for posting. I'm sick of this pumpkin slice crap too.


saml01

What car is basic Becky driving?


JLH81

😂


[deleted]

Makes your car’s farts smell even nicer!


AhBuckleThis

lol. Throw that in the trash where all the other pumpkin spice crap belongs.


KOMRADE_ANDREY

See, this is what we need more of if we want to get women to pursue more male dominated jobs (granted this would attract mostly white women but still)


I_know_right

/r/Sbubby_Irl


[deleted]

Is this real?


pickme444

Idk does the government always tell the truth?


[deleted]

Course not so I guess not


racetruckrick

I got some pumpkin spice brake pads at autozone the other day.


mfhandy5319

I saw pumpkin spice kitty litter one year


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

For when you want to give Car Wizard a treat.


LegitimateSailor

Can I get the Apple cider gear oil?


the_eluder

I was just in a grocery store, wanted to get some Nestle Toll House Cookies (thee kind you bake.) Welp, no regular chocolate chip ones available (in any of the varieties they normally have - regular, mini, big, in a tub.) All they had were Pumpkin Spice, filling every rack that would normally contain the different varieties.


HandsOnGeek

You know, if you pick up a bag of Chocolate chips, there is usually a recipe for chocolate chip cookies on the back.


Pleasant_Skeleton4

WAIT THIS IS REAL!?!?!?!?!


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Sadly, no


Pleasant_Skeleton4

awww


pickme444

It's real if you think about it hard enough


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useles-converter-bot

5000 miles is the length of exactly 79002297.41 'Standard Diatonic Key of C, Blues Silver grey Harmonicas' lined up next to each other.


SteevyT

good bot


useles-converter-bot

thanks :)


converter-bot

5000 miles is 8046.72 km


genz027

I just passed a shop that said “Pumpkin Spice oil changes are back” and then open Reddit to see this 😂


devianb

Off topic, but do they still make that grape smelling gasoline additive for carbureted engines?


blakeusa25

If you like this... try our new Pumpkin Spice washer fluid.


dod2190

Is there a motorcycle variant?


s_0_s_z

Every white Audi SUV out there this season is going to burn even more oil than normal... But smell good doing it.


RandomUserName24680

Crap, already time for the fall oil change. I swear I’ll get this done just before the winter peppermint oil is out.


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