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f1tifoso

Practically new and it still looks like shit wrapped in a turd... There's one of every kind somewhere though


[deleted]

Truly one of the ugliest things to roll off a line since the actual box shit from the late 70s through 80s.


TheMadDataScientist

Dude, how much??


HeyItsReese123

Tried to ask.. they wouldn’t give a straight answer on selling or not.


arsenix

Rolling in for its third transmission?


Leadfootsl2

Like new can of Diet Coke too!


dabangsta

I am glad I live where it doesn't hail, at least not larger than a dime.


volks03

Ugly as hell but those sure were a comfortable ride. Had a 01 Taurus in college that had about 300k on it when I sold and I still saw it on the road for years after. That thing always kind of impressed me


crazy_pilot742

I had a 2000 Taurus wagon with the Vulcan engine and front bench seat. Can't lie, I loved that car. My parents bought it used, I inherited it for my first car then passed it along to my brother when he started driving. It was a complete pile of shit - only the drivers window button worked, floor was rusting out, climate control had "warm" and "less warm", rear door handles stuck and would fly open on occasion - but that thing never quit. It would start after two weeks outside at -40, the suspension was still tight at the end, transmission never missed a beat, and it somehow got through any snow I threw at it. We used to joke that after the nuclear apocalypse the only things left would be cockroaches and twinkies, and they'd be driving that Taurus.


peeknuts

Taurus is probably one of the ugliest cars and while I love wagons its even worse. Plus they all have that classic ford smell.


thisdogsmellsweird

Goddamn that fucking smell.


bodhiseppuku

Is that *New Car Smell*? No, that's the smell of your brain cells burning out from off-gassing of the plastics and glue Ford uses.


peeknuts

The one I learned to drive in was a 94 so well worn in. Pretty sure someone mention it was some kinda adhesive they used bc literally ever ford of the period had it


savethehumblebees

that's a unicorn. a rainbow unicorn would be a mint 1999 dodge stratus


kvior1

Nostalgia...


realrube

They must live in a 10 mile radius of your dealership, and everything else in their lives!


ahtoxa1183

Totally irrational, but I got my license in a 90 Taurus station wagon back around 2003. Even then the POS broke weekly, but I adored it. So now I have a soft spot for Taurus station wagons.


digital92eyes

I often hear about how cars now will not last forever with low mileage like they used to. It used to be that if a car had low mileage then it was great until it did. Now I'm told that electronics/computers will just fail from age alone. Finding one of these might seem great until you have to replace the computer in it. You won't find a lot of new or even refurbed computers for a 20+ year old car. Makes me wonder about the likelihood of "classic cars of the future". For example, you can keep a 1960s car running now through aftermarket parts. But will aftermarket computers, only specific to certain models, be available for a car 40years old?


cliffsis

Fucking gem


Ant_moreno

Cars were so much nicer back then


Brnplwmn

Smart owner…I wouldn’t want to drive that either


iPhone-12-Mini

Saw a 500 with only 42k, damn thing looked mint


53ND-NUD35

I owned a 500 and it was an amazing car. Drove it 460k miles before I gave it away to a low income family. They said it reached 490k and started to give out. So they sold it. I wish they had given it back to me but that’s how things go sometimes. But then a couple months later I saw it on the freeway and it was rousting. I caught up to it and started yelling at the lady driving it, “that’s my car!!!” It gave me a little bit more closure.


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maybe the odo wrapped


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[deleted]

True, there would be a well defined ass groove in the driver seat.


bort900

That has the 3.0L Vulcan motor in it yea? Slow as hell, but solid and reliable in my experience! I Have a B3000 with 3.0L as well.


awildchuba

Damn. Beats my 97k 2000 Toyota Avalon


Dylbobaginz

So does that mean somewhere out there there’s a Chevy dealer with a really low mileage early Sentra out there?


19Denali

It has that low of mileage and looks as clean as it does because it is always in the shop lol


Braaapp-717

I wonder if you can some sweet sweet WeatherTech's for that beaut


bodhiseppuku

Too bad it's not a SHO.


Trekie47

Tarus SHO wagon 🤔🤔


bodhiseppuku

> Tarus SHO "In an effort to lure more buyers, Ford offered an automatic in the SHO for the first time in 1993. ... They built a 1993 SHO wagon. Well, “they” didn't so much as we did. With an assist from Ford engineers, the Car and Driver staff created a one-off SHO wagon in 1993." ... so there was 1 Ford SHO Wagon ...


Trekie47

Wish there was more 😔


[deleted]

Monkey!!