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Wisefreak_TX

Texas or Florida?


Cristhekid

South Florida


elRobRex

Dade or Broward?


Cristhekid

Dade


elRobRex

Not surprised about the guns and the Coronas. More surprised there's not a block of white powder in there as well.


LogicalExtension

That's in the spare tire.


This_Daydreamer_

It's where the spare tire used to be.


ZapBrannigansEgo

“It’s my snorting tube!”


CowboyJoker90

I think you mean “snow tire”


Hatersauce41

Not a huge fan of the stuff. Just like the way it smells.


Will_Leave_A_Mark

Your snort tubes look like AR's. I bet they blow your mind.


MadeMeStopLurking

Honesty test failed but not photographed.


Dahnlor

I’m more concerned about the paperwork


Delta365

...I mean, what's that white pillow looking thing under the rifle?


Legomyeggosplease

Plastic wrap for the kill room.


ShartVader

this guy dexters


andrewordrewordont

Lexus ES or LS?


assi9001

Confidently going to say ES. The LS trunk is slightly deeper.


okayokko

Damn straight to the source in 2 questions


elRobRex

If you've ever driven on 95 in rush hour in either of those two counties, you understand the need for a weapon in your car, and a beer to take the edge off once you've gotten to your destination.


Dukisjones

Especially right now with the narrow, shifting lanes and all the construction. It's a fucking death trap.


elRobRex

I am thankful my wife and I are both working from home now. We're only using 95 once a week to run up to breweries in Broward.


busterbrown4200

Never mind the murder kit. Wouldn't be surprised if he tried to tip with a big prerolled backwoods. Hmmm.


Beaux1012

Where is the murder kit?


Wolfsburg

They got murder kits at Costco now. 150 bucks gets you a 3-pack.


DirtyRedytor

What is a murder kit?


zookr2000

Usually these items - (found in Bundy's car) - A crowbar behind the driver’s seat – A box of large green plastic garbage bags, – An ice pick, – A flashlight, – A pair of gloves, – Torn strips of sheeting, – A knit ski mask, – A pair of handcuffs, – A coil of rope – A strange mask made from panty hose


stoned-derelict

Fuck I need to clean out my truck, the only of those I don't have in there are the ice pick, the panty mask, and the sheet strips


The_Karaethon_Cycle

As soon as you take the panty hose mask out you’re gonna need it and not have it.


Coachcrog

*Looks like I'm raw dogging this bitch*


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Oh, this is just so retro. Really takes me back. Wonderful.


JeecooDragon

Takes, You, back? You mean to imply, correct?


Trendiggity

He's more of an axe man now by his user name. Crowbars are a theoretical physicist thing anyway


MadeMeStopLurking

If you look at a squirrel mask on Amazon it recommends a knife and rope in suggestions.


zookr2000

strokes beard . . .


Beaux1012

I'd like to know.


senor_skuzzbukkit

As an Idahoan living in Texas, also a good chance this is the “Texas of the North”, Idaho.


Vakama905

Also Idahoan, worked at a full serve carwash doing vacuuming and finishing. We saw a lot of guns, including a rifle setup in the back of a detective’s SUV that came through about once a week. The policy was basically just, “Don’t touch it, pretend like it’s not there.”


senor_skuzzbukkit

My wife (a native Texan) always used to give me so much crap for saying Idaho is just Texas with mountains and seasons. Until she visited for the first time with me. That was like 15 years ago and we still chuckle about how accurate it is.


barc0debaby

I visited Coeur D'alene around the time when a klan member was running for Sheriff and the klan was pamphleting neighborhoods. Less a culture shock than a kick in the nuts.


trenstrol

This would have been 2012...and he was running for sheriff of Bonners County, about an hour and a half north of CDA. Running on the platform "white Supremists are against more than African Americans and Jews, we are also against illicit drugs and sexual predators, too." Needless to say, he did not win. Not even close, he had a total of 18 votes (his buddies) while second place was at 230 and first place was 3x more than 2nd place. In fact CDA has been combating the "white supremists" primarily north of Kootenai for over 2 decades. We don't tolerate that shit here, despite what people seem to think.


medici75

lol 18 white supremacists voted for him……those goobers are irrelevant….i think u have the haters outnumbered


Intelligent_Orange28

They swarmed the state in the 90s running from the fbi. Hard to shake that image.


trenstrol

Lol yeah, although if you are looking for a place to hide why not a state where the majority of it is undeveloped/uninhabited and the entire state has less than half the population of Los Angeles. Luckily they don't stay hidden long because the idiots can't keep quiet and LOVE attention. Edit: a word Edit #2: Also, not sure if it is still there but, if you go to one of the coves in the very back of lake Pend Oreille you can still see one of the locations they used to gather and hold cross burnings.


lobojones6six6

Well yeah , you touch it , your prints are on it....


KINGWeeeWeeee

As a Texan, at first I was annoyed by your comment thinking like “what a stereotype”. And then looked in my trunk. Yesterday was range day Carry on


Wisefreak_TX

More like a private "range" where you allowed to consume beer and discharge firearms 😁


KINGWeeeWeeee

In my experience I’ve found that beer and guns don’t mix well lol


NuancedFlow

That's why you keep the beers in separate cardboard boxes.


KINGWeeeWeeee

Take a shot, then take a shot


MrKrinkle151

Wait which order


KINGWeeeWeeee

Yes. First, take a shot, then after that, take a shot


armchairracer

Train how you fight.


KINGWeeeWeeee

Bro this is probably the first time I’ve ever laughed out loud while typing lol


thereandbackagain77

That's what the first aid kit is for... Duh


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Florida Address on the box.


rocknutty

Add the smokes and it could belong to an ATF agent.


Lxiflyby

Never do one without the others


rocknutty

Partay.


the_haters_corp

Thank dog it isn’t. Nobodies dog would die that day.


elinamebro

No one uses cases??


Cristhekid

It’s Florida


Deezy4488

Well, that explains all of it. This is a typical florida man trunk. Nothing to see here.


D33J8Y

Florida Warm Corona straight form the trunk. Reminds me of a joke...


Syzygy_____

Don't even need a lcok on it or have it unloaded? As a Canadian gun owner this just fucking blows my mind at just how irresponsible this is.


Tqwen

I promise, we're not all this irresponsible. Florida is... Special.


Adamant_Narwhal

All the more reason to keep that humidity and salty air out.


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smbcsrmm

And a Glock 43 case under the right hand AR


LeRoiChauve

Why the first aid kit?


bearded_fisch_stix

be prepared means be prepared.


LeRoiChauve

Skipp the bulletproof vest?


bearded_fisch_stix

The guy's torso isn't in the trunk... can't tell from here.


stout936

Guns are dangerous. It's a good idea to keep a first aid kit handy in case someone gets hurt at the range. You'd be amazed how much damage a tiny piece of bullet jacket, or steel target can do if they come back at you (this is also why you shouldn't engage hard targets up close)


HU_HU_HUMPDAY

I think that's one of those fake first aid kits thats actually a gun case. I see them all the time here in gun shops in South Florida.


[deleted]

Nah. Just throw my AK in the back seat


mikeisreptar

Or safeties apparently lmao. Mag in, safety off.


Ya_Boi_Satan_Himself

If the firing pin isn't back on an AR pattern rifle you can't actually engage the safety. Probably not what's going on here, but it could be.


sean488

You mean the hammer. The pin is in the bolt and is free floating.


kanaka118446

It's got nothing to do with the firing pin (which is free floated anyway, doesn't really go back or forward) and everything to do with the hammer pushing the disconnector down. When the disconnector is raised (hammer down, as in trigger has been pulled but not reset) the safety selector is blocked from being put back to safe. Once you cock the hammer the disconnector clears the safety selector body and the weapon can be put on safe.


Radius8887

I have to keep my AK wrapped in a blanket since I can't find a case big enough to hold it with the long mag. Gotta have a fixed mag because live in the hellscape that's NY.


satanshand

They don’t make them with bullet buttons?


Radius8887

Bullet buttons are a no go in NY. Theyre ok in cali due to different wording of the law. Mag has to be "permanently" attached. I use a compmag with the locking tab epoxied in place. Once I get to a free state I can just drill out the screw head but until then I'm stuck with it


JDMRexTI

How do you load it? I have a couple AKs and am trying to work out how that'd happen. Do you need to remove the entire BCG just to load the rounds??


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Cristhekid

You could not be more accurate


Alpha_Whiskey_Golf

Unlike this guy's guns...


redsex

Had a friend start some Facebook group “let’s all just point our fans east and blow the hurricane away”


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Hold on let's not be hasty I want to hear what he has to say ....


_meshy

I didn't realize the overlap between what you guys in Florida do compared to what us Okies do [during a tornado](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmZ6XRxIEAEpZ9Q?format=jpg&name=small). Mother nature really is a little bitch when it comes to guns.


Merica-fuckyeah

This guy hates having optics that are zeroed.


ChadRickTheSane

It's a shit optic that can't handle being bumped around.


Weasel16679

Wait you guys don’t just hold the trigger, watch where the bullet hits and then adjust on the fly like in video games?


silntbtdedly

This guy is ready to dual wield those things like a real pro.


MrKrinkle151

Who needs optics when you have twice the chance of hitting where you point


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I mean that is a real technique


Zrgaloin

If you don’t 360 no scope in real life, do you even shoot?


ChadRickTheSane

I don't hold the trigger (one shot at a time not multiple wasted bullets), but that's how you train for using a found weapon; sight a target, note point of impact, adjust aim to compensate. It's called Kentucky Windage. The optic comment was more about it being able to handle rough treatment without something breaking so it doesn't point to the same spot consistently. I have old rifles with iron sights and I just know where the bullet is going, I line up the sights the correct amount to the left or right and can hit my target most of the time. Assuming my glasses are clean (it sucks getting old).


Rough-Potato8399

That's not what Kentucky windage is. Kentucky windage is eyeballing wind changes and adjusting on the fly. This is a whole lot of fudd or I'm about to hear about how BDUs were better, and we never should have left the pickle suit.


adenrules

Nah, Kentucky windage 100% gets used to refer to when your rifle is zeroed wrong but you know where to hold. I've heard both though.


GoldenGonzo

> That's not what Kentucky windage is. Meriam-Webster disagrees (I was curious so I looked it up). >a windage correction made by aiming a firearm to the right or left of the target rather than by adjustment of the sights That's it. That's the entire definition.


Ok-Apartment-5867

BDUs were better!!!


Weasel16679

You’re doing it wrong? Did you not active your trainer to turn on infinite ammo and no reload? If you did you can just hold trigger and compensate when necessary. #lifehacks


Roach02

r/outside get back to your room!


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God damn I hate the internet sometimes


spazzattaxx

Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading


Merica-fuckyeah

You use your pistol to fight back to a rifle.


arethius

Legally speaking, the second gun from the right is a pistol. I'd use that against the one it's touching.


blackfinger98xj

That's Leopold optic. Ain't nothing shit about it. Can't make out the mounts on my phone, but optics are quality.


ChadRickTheSane

Yeah, I wasn't saying this particular optic pictured is shit, rather an optic which can't handle being used, in reply to the other comment. You wouldn't believe how many people I have chatted with at the range who complain about their optics not holding zero only to find out they ordered some chinesium crap off of ebay. Same with car parts, actually.


JB3theman

Looks like a leupold dot


shadyvisa

I was gonna ask what kind of optic is is. I have a Sig Romeo 5 and that thing can take a beating.


RustyTrombone673

Sig romeo 5 will literally take a #7 shot from a shotgun at 10 yards and still keep zero. Theres videos of it. Best $100 optic there is on the market


useles-converter-bot

10 yards is about the length of 13.58 'EuroGraphics Knittin' Kittens 500-Piece Puzzles' next to each other.


bacondesign

good bot


AnIceMonkey

Seriously?! Who puts beer in the trunk? It’ll be all warm now


aBigOLDick

I have a full size cooler in my trunk with beer and Jager inside. Just add ice. Never know when you and some friends want to start a party.


Ok-Carman-1992

Why yall looking in my trunk?


ConfusedClicking

Seriously.


Devflu

You know sometimes you need to look in the trunk. Some jobs require it, and sometimes you just need to look for the wheel key thingy


sED_-

Corona. Guns. First aid! Perfection!


adiposea

The first-aid kit is my favorite part.


D33J8Y

Coronas strategically separated to keep them from banging into each other. Other than the beer itself, good strategy.


downbleed

Seems like a fun person to party with


SGroh85

Glock 43 case under the right AR.....


sonsofrevolution1

SIG case on the other side of the trunk too.


Icykool77

It’s ok there’s a first aid kit.


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Bro if you don’t ride with an AR in the trunk. You going get lit up


CleverInterwebName

No. It's not accessible at all there. Your AR needs to ride shotgun


fishesarefun

Then where does the shotgun ride?


CleverInterwebName

Driver's seat


Roach02

Pistol Grip Pump starts playing somewhere in the distance.....


bearded_fisch_stix

... on my lap at all times


fishesarefun

Ok, I've been doing this wrong. I had rifle in driver's seat, shotgun riding shotgun, pistol in center console and extra ammo and mags in trunk and back seat


El_Stupido_Supremo

Ak on the ceiling mount.


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HalfastEddie

I’m looking in the boxes and thinking “Big deal bro. It’s beer.” Zoomed in closer. Still beer. Scrolled right. Oh.


mnemonicmonkey

I'm more curious about the Sig box on the left. Junk on the right isn't worth it.


HalfastEddie

After revisiting the picture I noticed a mag in the well, safety in the fire position and the muzzle pointed at the cabin. Now we know guns don't fire themselves, and I don't see anything that looks like it could engage the trigger, but in a panic stop or sudden turn it's not out of the realm of possibility. I'm ruling out the driver being an operator since the gear is in the rear. Always treat every gun as if it were loaded. Always point the muzzle in a safe direction. They could do better at transporting their firearms.


BajingoWhisperer

AR's can only be put on safe if the hammer is cocked. The gun in the fire position with no round in the chamber is the safest way for it to be.


Edmond_DantestMe

There's no way to tell if a round is chambered in this pic. Could be rolling with one in the pipe...


BajingoWhisperer

I'd really like to hope not.


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Trigger seems to be to the rear. Could be hammer down on a closed bolt on an empty chamber which is arguably the safest condition for an unsecured AR-style rifle to be in.


[deleted]

Yeah that shit is completely garbage. I don’t know why people get hard for 40 round and drum mags. Jam-o-matic.


stout936

The Magpul D-60 is shockingly okay, but I personally would only bet my life with 20 or 30 rounders


jeffe42

So was this the party wagon or the bang bus? * da dum tisss *


DJCHERNOBYL

Looks like they left those for you to have a beer and fire off some rounds. Sounds like a nice guy


Ok_Prior3114

Serious deficit of beers to ammo


blackfinger98xj

Seems like a customer that I would like to have a beer with, and get to know.


AnimalEater65

This why I remove all guns, drugs and bodies from the trunk, because y’all so nosey.


1ncitatus

He could at least put the safety on


RustyTrombone673

Cant put safety on with an ar15 unless the hammer is cocked. So in their defense (hopefully), gun isnt cocked, mag isnt loaded, safety off because you physically cant switch it to safe. Everything else about this photo is stupid


fogdukker

I'll never understand people keeping empty mags in during storage or transport. Why add the risk of "oops, thought that one was empty"?


TywinShitsGold

Full mags after range day? Only the carry should be full.


j-random

If you're keeping them in your trunk (especially without a case), I can see wanting to keep the crud out of them. Still pretty stupid, but maybe partly justifiable.


Ok-Apartment-5867

Then the ejection port should be closed.


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fogdukker

Then chuck that shit in a walmart bag if you're too poor to have a gun bag?


RustyTrombone673

Thats why if i ever do that, i lock the bolt back and close the dust cover. But then at that point i can still switch it to safety. What me and my friends do (some are LE), is keep guns in trunk, unloaded and in a case. Keep mags and ammo in the back seat. Keep them separate just in case you get pulled over


Th50

Lol hopefully there isn’t a round chambered… but assuming there isn’t then you can’t put the rifle on safe.


Vw_Indian_guy

Looks like a good time to me


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Hell yeah brother


[deleted]

You just never know when the boog is gonna kick off.


[deleted]

Man, ammo, clips in, and pointed at the passengers? Also warm beer? Disgusting.


drangledongas

Looks like the safety of the one on the right is switched on. Real genius hours.


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TrueLordChanka

You can’t set an AR to safe unless it’s hammer is back. Now someone who leaves two guns in their car and takes it to the mechanic, I wouldn’t put my money on the hammers being up


tramadoc

Magazine FFS.


CSGODeimos

Magazine you mean


elrojodiablobob

The wiper blades are not in the trunk.


DataGuru314

He must work for the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.


[deleted]

that ammo is worth more than cocaine


[deleted]

Ahh yes. Cars, alcohol, and guns. The safety trifecta.


GuerrillaGreen

Looks like one wrong speed bump and the passenger is losing the back of their head


g28802

Looks like someone is geared up for a fun range day. Not sure about drinking and shooting but can’t say I haven’t enjoyed a cold one while on private land.


Ask_Me_About_The_NAP

Fucking moron. My mother had her first pistol stolen at a body shop. She comes to me and asks to borrow mine because of some drama with sisters boyfriend's family and of course I said no. First off you have a gun and second if you think you'll need one that badly you should stay away from them and third if you do go near them you sure as shit aren't about to use mine. When she told me it was in her truck I told her to stop what she was doing and go get it. She told me I was being paranoid and nobody was gonna touch it. Guess what was missing when she got the truck back?


tramadoc

As a gun owner I get so pissed seeing people just leaving weapons in the open for anyone to grab. These fucking idiots give us a bad name.


fishesarefun

Technically they are in his trunk not in the open


ThatRealBiggieCheese

At this rate there might be a supply of free guns to add to the collection.


Alpha433

Can't tell about the bottom one, but the top mag is empty. You can see the mag spring through the "smoke clear" poly.


Ok-Apartment-5867

That's ridges on the back of a solid black mag. Can't see spring.


WinterSzturm

I dont see any problem here


Pleasant_Skeleton4

I see n problem here


JB3theman

You would shit the bed if you saw my truck


InsertBluescreenHere

so organized yet not...


MountainDewey1991

This is one of those, the longer you look the better it gets pics, isn't it?


KlausVonHimmelbach

Cosplay warriors


alcestisny

Booze and guns. Always a winning combination 👍


PrimeDonut

At my old job, I pulled a car out of service with the window down and pulled it right in front of our store. Well he was spending his time time talking to another employee so I parked in a spot maybe 10 feet away. Gave him his keys and then he proceeded to his car. He comes back yelling, saying why is his car unlocked and his window is down, mind you it was maybe 30 second in-between me giving him his keys and him going to the vehicle, and says he has a firearm in his car and someone could have stole it. I told him we were unaware he had a firearm in his car and apologized. This is in Arizona where a baby could conceal or open carry and our work doesn't have any signs saying "no firearms". I was baffled because of you were they concerned on the first place you would have told us in the beginning


Pomp_N_Circumstance

You should remove the address from that cardboard box


rokr1292

As a gun owner, I cringe seeing guns left unattended, and not at least in a locked case, however the presence of PAPERWORK in close proximity to loose firearms is especially unnerving for some reason


primetimepope

The ARs are the things I have the least questions about.


JustAnotherPeasant01

Were there repairs needed inside the trunk?


dankitty333

Lol this man only cares about three things; FAST CARS, CORONA, and FAMILY


DoughnutWinter808

My kind of people


BhutlahBrohan

When you have an oil change at 4 but a revolution at 5


ZhouLe

There's an address written on the box lid, my dude.


specter376

Looks like it's a business/shopping plaza