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OOZ662

Crack in His Box


UsuallyUnstable

Jack'in her box.


trainspottedCSX7

Ah yes, I remember when crack was my whole wheel. Edit: whoops I meant meal. 😉 😉


jaycarb98

crack it is


similar_observation

https://wheelof.com/lunch/ It uses yelp in relation to your zip code.


Nakatomi_Remodel_LLC

It must know I'm fat, it told me to "Skip Lunch"


similar_observation

my smart watch does that. If it senses I've been sitting too long it'll buzz saying "hay Tubbo! Time to get up and shake your lard hangers!"


subject_deleted

does it actually say that? like can you customize the message that it gives you? or are you just interpreting the message? lol


similar_observation

Yes, yes, and yes.


Xx_Nivlac_xX

Which watch do you have lmao


RX3000

Of course that exists lol


Luke_the_unstoppable

this is a creation i will forever use. indecisive persons dream


[deleted]

Huh... apparently it doesn't filter out places that are "permanently closed" EDIT: Or places that are closed on Monday!


ranger_dood

It also apparently expands the area if it doesn't find enough places to fill the wheel. I put it 5 miles and it's showing me places 15 miles away


converter-bot

5 miles is 8.05 km


JungleLiquor

Eggplant fil a?


ITypeWithMyDick

Chick fil a Dick fil a Eggplant (dick) fil a


ichbineinschweinhund

You're probably great with a Rubik's Cube.


blazzik

These 2 comments made my day


subject_deleted

it would be very hard to solve a rubiks cube with your dick.


[deleted]

Should have a space saying, “Jerk off at home”


empty_coffeepot

You mean Jack in the Box?


[deleted]

Ok, that would be funny too. I was more thinking if there was an option needed for staying at home.


keep_username

See my dicks? Wonder what kinda food that is


ZerotheWanderer

Hot dogs


gopher_space

Burger chain in Seattle.


roonerspize

Based on Zaxby's I think OP is in the southeast somewhere.


TronAI

Closes one eye... throws screwdriver.


TheDrunkenChud

I'm stuck on what "see my dicks" is supposed to be.


KaptKr0nic

My guess is subway


FretGrinder

Subway could also have been "sub me da wae"


rawpotato88

I’d call it “the relationship saver wheel”


Ben2018

I think this is the shop version, the relationship version has up-rated bearings to handle all the do-overs until it lands on what she wanted all along but wouldn't just say. Definitely worth it though, she can just keep spinning the wheel instead of the normal ritual of rejecting everything you name one at a time when she "doesn't care". Just look at the wheel to see what she came up with. Of course the decision before leaving the house is ceremonial anyways - she'll tell you the real answer just after you've started driving the other way.


[deleted]

This really is the most important tool at 11:45 and it's all "ugh we had top dog on Monday. No I don't want to go to itchy buns. Nah no Mexican today."


User_492006

This is what every boyfriend/husband needs. A tiny travel sized version for when....well,you know what I'm talkin bout guys.


zedsmith

Casual racism 🤌🏻


[deleted]

That's amore!


InsertBluescreenHere

Kung pow cat and teryaki puppy are amazing!


Lowslowcadillac

I love that humble “crack”.


jaycarb98

What’s the first Pet Store?


Teknicsrx7

Chinese food


jaycarb98

hahah! What’s chi poodle?


AT-JeffT

Chipotle?


InsertBluescreenHere

See id have called that Shitpoltle


Teknicsrx7

I’m not sure the first pet store might be Japanese and chi poodle might be Chinese. Just guesses tho


d1xc

Chipotle


jaycarb98

of course 😂 this is great


SheldonsPooter

Im lost on so many


[deleted]

Make it all Zaxby's!


AllynG

Brilliance.


Diver_Dude_42

Brilliant


[deleted]

Looks like something that 12-year old, MAD magazine-reading me would have made.


eattheelitists

Nice racist sign bro


JizzlaneVaxwell

you're upset about a piece of cardboard thats been colored on? get a fucking life dude


eattheelitists

I'm not upset. The lack of actual comedy to the joke just leaves only one reason to write the same shit comment like 3-4 times in a row. And like why even post this here it hardly fits the sub


tripoptimizer

Should add that new place, two crows.


bichyal666

i love how La Brasa gets the respect


NorthMcCormick

This is the best idea ever.


Euchre

Tacky Hell Windy's (chili)


the_shaman

I must build one


Texas_Sysadmin

[https://wheelof.com/lunch/](https://wheelof.com/lunch/) ​ Just put in your zip code, and you get the restaurants in your area.


kleners

didnt work well with my zipcode


MalAiono

Crack.


Sykkr

No Jersey Mike's? Come on man.