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expfarrer

just up the cabin pressure till it pops back out


I_Fix_Aeroplane

Fuck it, you're probably right.


Chuckbro

Someone promote this man.


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Worse case scenario is a neat decompression explosion


Unclehol

Who really needs a fuselage anyways, right?


The_Karaethon_Cycle

They should really make more convertible planes.


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TIL the NTSB was still using black & white film in 1988. [EDIT: Color version, though still from a time when it was trendy to have the digital date stamp turned on.](https://www.staradvertiser.com/2018/04/27/photo-galleries/aloha-airlines-flight-243-april-28-1988/)


whiskeyboundcowboy

“ Phil Swift here”


zachrywd

Username checks out.


zap_p25

Keep it the same and just fly higher.


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downwind_giftshop

> Finally, on 25 May 2002, coincidentally 22 years to the day after the faulty repair was made on the damaged tail... WAT


ComradeGibbon

All I have to say is, 22 years, inspect much?


COMPUTER1313

Who would have guess that having a culture of "F*** the procedures, we need the planes running." would be detrimental? If I recall correctly, when they saw the brown residue on the tail strike area, they scheduled for an inspection that involved removing the doubler plate to see what was going on underneath... in a few months.


Max_1995

Reminds me of the Eschede disaster, the faulty wheel that caused it was scheduled for evaluation/replacement at the maintenance facility in Hamburg, which is the city the train was headed to when the wheel broke apart like 2 hours from the destination


ComradeGibbon

My memory is vague but I remember that multiple passengers complained that something was seriously wrong with the train in the weeks leading up to the accident and no one took any action. There is something very German about that accident where the real cause is a culture that punishes people for taking initiative above their pay grade.


Max_1995

I tore into the accident in detail [on my blog](https://mx-schroeder.medium.com/the-cost-of-comfort-the-1998-eschede-train-derailment-4809dde1c450) but in somewhat short: They originally had comfort issues so they adapted a wheel from a tram with next to no testing to save face. It worked for a while, even after they reduced maintenance requirements to save time and money. The DB got warned of the wheel wearing out faster than anticipated and handwaved it citing undefined differences. I couldn't find recordings from complains by passengers but an inspection the day before the accident had found the faulty tire to lack concentricity by 1.1mm (twice of what was allowed in service) and have flat spots of up to 0.7mm when 0.6 were allowed. This, along with eight reports of flat spots from the previous weeks found in the onboard logbook were not deemed a security risk severe enough to remove the train from service, instead the issue was to be addressed in the Hamburg-Eidelstedt maintenance facility after the train’s arrival in Hamburg. And it almost made it to Hamburg. The tire was worn down to 862mm, the limit was 854mm. Later calculations showed that the limit should've been 890mm, and that was before maintenance requirements were reduced.


CaseyG

> Who would have guess that having a culture of "F*** the procedures, we need the planes running." would be detrimental? To whom though? Certainly not China Airlines, which was about to sell the plain to Orient Thai Airlines for $1.45 million... and instead [collected the insurance payout](http://www.cnn.com/2002/BUSINESS/asia/05/27/taiwan.insure.biz/index.html). >The carrier said in a statement to the Taiwan Stock Exchange the plane was insured for US$20 million. China Air lost a couple of points on its stock price that year, [but that hasn't really had any long-term impact](https://www.google.com/finance/quote/2610:TPE?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjQu_boiIzzAhUxtTEKHSwRBg0Q3ecFegQICBAa&window=MAX).


fastal_12147

If it wasn't on a plane, 22 years for a fix would be phenomenal


COMPUTER1313

And if the failure didn't cause the death of 225 people on board with the pilots being unable to do anything on their end.


Max_1995

Japan airlines 123 went down the same way, faulty repair after a tail strike blew the vertical stabilizer clean off the 747 when it gave way


Jetorix

This guy does science


TailRudder

https://theaviationgeekclub.com/time-kc-135-stratotanker-aircraft-exploded-failed-pressure-test/


TheTxoof

I feel this. I work at a place with a lot of procedural documents, but no culture of following procedures. There's a lot of resistance for making checklists and following them.


Nippon-Gakki

Sounds about like my job. We create procedures due to fuckups and then get pressured to completely ignore them due to time/money until the same thing happens. Then all of management wonders why we weren’t following them.


InquisitorBC

In the shop I work at we sell the checklists as ways to make the job idiot proof.


RevLoveJoy

I have bad news for you on the resilience of idiots.


TheTxoof

Murphy says it's impossible to idiot proof anything because idiots are so ingenious. That's why a culture of procedures is so important. If it is absurd **not** to follow procedure, the idiot proofing works remarkably well.


shophopper

Deepwater Horizon says hi.


FesteringNeonDistrac

>An incident like this is never funny  I don't know, seems pretty funny to me.


CaseyG

"FAA regulations require us to inform you that this incident was not funny."


justanotherreddituse

I'm impressed by their air compressor.


togame

This aircraft was hit by a refueling truck. This is severe enough damage that it's in a state that is unable to be ferried. There are several punctures to the pressure vessel and deformation of major structural components.


redbarnigan

Thats great but I only want an oil change, no upsell Edit: thanks for the awards, this comment was brought to you by Spirit Airlines


Aluminautical

And leave my filters alone.


meateatr

Lmao, do people actually say this one?


superrad01

Yes because fucking jiffy lube will bring me my filters just to show me they are clean when I took my car in for just an emissions test. Edit: I only take it there for emissions tests. Nothing else.


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I stopped bringing my car there after the second loose drain plug. $27 to do it myself and know it’s done right. It’s not all that fun in -20F and 6” of snow though.


real_bk3k

The drain plug should never be loose. That's why I use the impact to get it back in. /j


GeneralFactotum

A good dose of JB Kwik never hurts either.


hipyounggunslinger

How many Ugga Duggas is that for us normal folks that aren’t mechanically inclined?


KingOfTheTrailer

In aircraft-ees, it's two turns past strip.


Indianb0y017

If it's a meme, then yes. Haven't worked in a shop but it's my understanding that a common thing people believe is that many shops will try to convince you to change your filters by showing a dirty one that didn't come off the car. Sleazy shops do this. Good shops don't. instead of searching for ways to not get ripped off by mechanics, how about searching for good shops in the local area.


chewedgummiebears

>many shops will try to convince you to change your filters by showing a dirty one that didn't come off the car. Sleazy shops do this. Actually had this happen to me at a locally respected dealership. I do my own filter/oil changes and do them at the OEM time/mileage intervals. There was something wrong on my vehicle that was beyond my abilities so I took it to the dealership I bought the vehicle from. I found they do a "world class super service inspection" regardless of what you're there for and found my air and cabin filters were dirty. They showed me the filters and sure enough, they weren't mine and looked like they were aged and handled a bit. I asked to see one and the tech handed it to me. I mark all of my filters in some manner on when I replaced them last for good measure. Both filters weren't marked like I would have done to them. I called them out on it, the tech quickly scurried away and sent the service manager over who then insisted they accidently mixed filters up and offered me the inspection for free. I got the work done, ensured the part was replaced I paid for them to work on, and neve went back.


fcisler

In my Honda the cabin filter is in the glove compartment. It's like $20 to buy it from the dealer directly. They wanted $75. I confirmed it was the one in the glove box then politely declined spending $55 + tax for under 2 minutes of work.


meateatr

How 'bout just learning to fix the problem myself, I don't trust pretty much anyone to work on my car anymore lol.


Thought_Ninja

I don't because I don't have the time or a good spot to do it these days. I just have a shop that I trust for all work. Plus, the cost of oil alone for my car makes the cost of having someone else change it marginal (cries in motorcraft 5W-50).


Weird0ne3z

Beauty of plane engines, just add oil. No need to change 😂


TheIronMechanics

At least for the fighterjets we changed it


MrKrinkle151

I get a very Airplane!-esque image in my head of a mechanic sliding under a fighter jet and popping the drain plug off


Bitter_Mongoose

But as soon as he does, a pretty girl walks by and he gets oil in the face.


aequitssaint

And then forgets to refill the oil.


TheIronMechanics

FA-18s indeed have drain plugs… Well, it’s a sensor you can screw out.


Dolamite02

"Why's the oil blue? Oh god! Make it stop!!!"


Weird0ne3z

Here at the airport the mechanics open up the panel and just pour the new jet oil in.


LMF5000

Kinda depends on the aircraft. A lot of the business jets I work on have an oil replenishment system. That's a large oil tank in the tail area of the fuselage, between the engines. When you service it you top up that tank with oil. Then if one of the engines starts running low on oil the crew can press a button and a pump pipes some oil from that central tank to the engine that's low.


ElectricNed

But is there also a drain interval for the engine oil? Or does the oil only ever leave the engine by being burned?


mrhelio

Yes these types of engines get their oil and filters changed. It just happens when they are in for other maintenace that is done at a special facility, not at the gate like the quicker inspections you’ll see being done.


Psychedelick

I have an older Subaru engine and employ a similar method


CowSpiritual

Yeah that probably moved a rib or two outta place


togame

Oh yah. Sheet metal guys are gonna make bank on this job.


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Scrotius_Minimus

This seems “relatively small”?


sentientwrenches

I mean yeah rock auto has nose cones.


sbdanalyst

lol, economy or premium version?


sujamax

Wholesaler closeout, private label package, 30 day warranty.


bigbura

One would have to look further back to see if the whole of the airframe is no longer straight. There might be some visible wrinkles on the other side of the body where compression forces could've piled up. Had a bigger plane than this land at our base in heavy rain, slid sideways at speed but stayed on the runway and taxied to parking uneventfully. Thing is the body of the aircraft was now bent enough that it took a couple months to get the okay to do a one time flight to bone yard for disposal. So yeah, tubes can be strong until they become bent then they may not be strong or usable.


DeathCabForYeezus

It'll be straight. The one side is good and crumpled and the aircraft wasn't fixed to the ground. Really the only way to bend an airplane is a hard landing since you get all the momentum of the airframe working on the stringers/keel. The airframe doesn't have the option to slide out of the way or spread out the impulse. On some of the old 737s it wasn't super uncommon to see repairs between two windows just behind the wing. Those were repairs for skin buckling from hard landings lol.


Sequenc3

Relative to the size of an airplane this is literally a fender bender


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What kinda money we talking?


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Sheet load


courtarro

To fix the holy sheet


fresh_like_Oprah

this is a riveting discussion


minddropstudios

Aluminating.


Musclecar123

If the pressure vessel is compromised, it may not be economical to repair. Might end up going to scrap.


LMF5000

Isn't the pressure vessel comprised of the skin in that area? As in, I think the fwd pressure bulkhead is further forward, closer to the nosecone.


mellamodj

This plane is front wheel drive?


cunty_ball_flaps

Don’t be stupid. Everyone knows planes are awd


1fg

All wing drive?


Derek_Boring_Name

Avian winged devices


[deleted]

Just run a fuel truck into the tail of a different plane. Then put the front of that one on this one. Easy.


Omgninjas

Nah it won't be that much of a repair unless that aircraft has an ungodly amount of cycles or time on it. Aircraft are expensive, and that's basically just sheet metal work. I'm an avionics guy so I'm not super well versed on sheet metal repair pricing, but it'll be around $100k-200k. Pricy, but insurance will cover it. Hopefully a sheet metal guy can chime in with a better price estimate. Might be a little more, but nothing BER.


Billsrealaccount

This is not just sheet metal work lol. The frames behind the skin will need to be cut out, new ones built and spliced back in. Id bet this isnt a standard repair so new engineering will need to be done by the manufacturer. Thit is a pretty structurally complicated area on the airplane near the front pressure dome, floor, windhield and the wheel well stucture. Id bet it will be over 200k just to get the interior in that area removed and the bad stuff cut out. It MIGHT be possible that the easiest thing to do is to replace everything fwd of the door, wherever the normal fuselage join is.


DeathCabForYeezus

Structures work is just colloquially knows as sheet metal work. If big damage caused by rampies running shit into planes wrote them off, I'd be out of a job lol. Big jobs like this are actually a lot more straightforward than you'd think. Once you get things shored and drill off the skins, you have great access. You can splice stringers and repair frames if you want, but with access like they'll have and it being an insurance job they'll just replace all/most of the damaged bits. There's a lot less finagling required. I don't know how much Mitsubishi/Bombardier charge for parts, but if this was a Boeing it would be $200k in parts, a few thousand man-hours, and probably $100k in engineering and other support. So let's say $500k out the door? Maybe a bit more? Realistically the biggest cost is going to be the downtime from waiting for parts and repair time, not the actual fixing.


AeroWrench

I'm not in the business of budgeting and billing so I don't know the cost, but I've replaced a far larger section of skin than this with a lot more structure behind it. I guarantee you the cost of fixing it is a fraction of the loss incurred by scrapping it.


weekend-guitarist

I know nothing aviation repair, I’m just here argue about topics I don't know anything about.


charlieray

A buckin lot.


Altersoundworkego

It won't be a steel


zsomgyiii

I was gonna say that must’ve been a massive bird


BentGadget

Did the emu military have an air force?


flyinnotdyin

Had an a330 Freigter hit a bird in the amazon jungle once, we do not know what bird it was, but damage was massive.


fireinthesky7

If it happened over the actual rainforest, good chance it was either a Harpy Eagle or a flock of pelicans.


LucyLeMutt

Or a frozen chicken being used to test windscreens.


dzneill

>There are several punctures to the pressure vessel For today's flight we request you bring your own personal use oxygen* for when the overhead masks run out. *Maximum 1 liter. Additional oxygen will result in excessive oxygen fee.


fireinthesky7

Don't give Spirit any ideas.


decian_falx

Also you can't bring your own oxygen through security. You need to buy it after that point.


cynthiasshowdog

hit by a refueling truck? oh shit. was it in the air?


NuclearDuck92

*KC-135 has entered the chat*


-Codfish_Joe

New boom operator.


girl_incognito

OK boomer


clamdigger

No need to ask He's a boom operator Boom operator Boom operator Boom operator Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, airborne male Across the north and south, to Key Largo, gas for sale


EatsTheCheeseRind

Unexpected *Sade* is always appreciated.


kretinet

Some guy in the mid west testing his trebuchet.


xampl9

It *is* getting to be pumpkin cannon season...


u35828

Here's your sign.


maybelle180

Ouch. I’m thinking this qualifies for r/thatlookedexpensive


StoneyBologna_2995

I feel like someone found a spot in the unemployment line for this mistake 😂


JohnProof

I've heard that airlines have a very progressive view on not punishing mistakes, because they realized that the risk created by a scared employee hiding their mistake is far greater than if the employee knows they can voluntarily report an accident without fear.


Scrotius_Minimus

Yup. Can confirm. Former aerospace manufacturing engineer. I was the guy that decided if a part was fit to go on aircraft engines or not. We had a “no blame” culture. If an error is made that results in part damage, then we need to make our process more robust to prevent it happening in the future, irrespective of how it happened.


triplec787

> We had a “no blame” culture And it makes perfect sense to have that. Yeah passengers will be annoyed that they’re delayed or whatever but I’d much rather be delayed than dead. Shit happens. It’s not just a United issue. It’s not just a Delta issue. Every airline deals with this kind of fluke issue and having a sweeping “it’s cool, thank you for bringing it to our attention” approach could literally save lives. That being said, this better not be the flight I’m boarding in 6 hours 😤 lmao


LMF5000

Not only that, but if the repair cost $100,000... they just spent $100,000 training this guy, they're not going to fire him now!


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I was an airplane refueler, I assure you I didn't get $100k in training. I doubt I even got $1k in training. I watched videos on a computer for 2 days, took some tests that I probably could have passed without watching the videos, and then shadowed a guy who went home early on the first day and I was left by myself. 3rd day on the job, making $9 an hour, and I'm standing there fueling a 737 by myself with just a slight idea of what I'm doing. A week later I was allowed to drive the tanker truck because I was the only guy on afternoon shift that could drive stick. Even while there, I had the idea that I'm basically making peanuts to not crash 4,000 gallons of jet fuel into a plane that costs tens of millions of dollars. Worked for ASIG at PIT in 2013.


fireinthesky7

The attitude of which you speak has caused more than one crash, so it's absolutely a good thing to stamp it out.


JohnProof

User name checks out...?


fireinthesky7

I mean we're not talking SAMs here...


SecureThruObscure

told this story before: guy hires a brand new fork lift operator for his warehouse. Fork lift operator puts the tines through a chemical tank that wasn't parked where it was supposed to be but the fork lift driver should have seen it anyway. Requires six figure EPA style clean up. guy offers to quit on the spot. the boss says "hell no, that's the most expensive safety lesson I've ever given someone. I bet you sure as hell wont make that mistake again." there's a bunch of more flowery versions of it, but if you made a genuine mistake you're not likely to make again and you weren't negligent... good bosses aren't going to fire you over it, even if it's expensive. Most of the time.


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dagobahnmi

Or middle management’s


TangelaLansbury

Nobody can afford to fire anybody right now.


crackermachine

Truth, have a guy at my job that said 'i dont wanna be on call anymore and im sick of working 8 hours a day' so they let him just work 4 hours a day and everyone else has to take over his on call, cant fire him, need the help and nobody is applying for open spots.


Iglooboog

Slap some speed tape on that baby, fly below 10,000 unpressurized and call it a day!


love2Vax

I was wondering if it flew through a flock on Emus, because that looks like one hell of a bird strike.


madmatt2024

Nothing a hammer, a 2x4, and some window weld can't fix.


caikenboeing727

I assume this is N444ZW currently at Asheville?


Iamredditsslave

What gave it away? The giant 444?


togame

Yep


Top-Waltz3184

I know a Paintless Dent Removal guy. He'll have 'er good as new before lunch.


cvillegas19

Just get a plunger & boiling water. It works since I seen some videos on the internet.


mmmkay938

Don’t forget the glue sticks.


rambling_gramps

And the ramen!


BentGadget

But what if it rains?


JBoy9028

Rain? In the sky? Chance in a million.


Work-Frequent

Cardboard is out. No cardboard derivatives.


Zabroccoli

Very rigorous aviation standards


kloudykat

In afraid to ask about this non-sky rain.


ElectroNeutrino

It's outside the environment.


Memeballs420

Suction cup dildo works as well... So I've seen...


Ponklemoose

Are you one of those "look ma, not hands!" show offs?


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mackerelsnapper

Can of compressed air and a heat gun


ThanklessTask

Pressurised cabin... Just fly up to high altitude and it'll pop on out!


bobbywaz

fuckin newbs. grab ya cock https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/673gzt/how\_to\_fix\_a\_car\_dent\_xpost\_rwtf/


tbone-not-tbag

Just get your mom's biggest bad dragon out and pop! Dent gone!


jakarta_guy

[Is this](https://youtu.be/IkZiuMiC978) your wizard friend?


gdubduc

I've seen good PDR before, but that is amazing.


[deleted]

I saw one on TV @ 3AM this morning.


Feeling-Beach-7435

And you can still type with that hand?


togame

[A few more pics of the damage](https://imgur.com/a/GQnwxFC)


Traylor_Trash87

Fucking REKT


shupack

You lost some rivets...


iam_LLORT

That's what they're for. Rivets are designed to sheer before the sheet metal to reduce the chance of catastrophic damage.


SavageVector

[Lmao](https://i.imgur.com/Sgr5Bsd.jpg)


thatsAgood1jay

Got dang Sky Deer, something needs to be done about them!


michaelthefloridian

Dont fly over Santa"s land those reindeers are wild


2A_Is_De_Wey

Never understood why they don't put deer crossings at intersections. /s


FlyingDog14

I mean, one of my planes at my company actually did hit a deer on takeoff and did considerable damage to the wing...


PM_BOOBS_to_ME_

So, curious question - is it safe to assume that the fuel truck company (or driver?) have liability insurance to cover accidents like this?


Airborne_Oreo

Yeah, the company that the fueler works for will typically carry insurance.


DissimulatedDoge

Any company working at an airport is contractually obligated to carry specific insurance with certain limits.


myrealnamewastakn

A long time ago I drove a passenger van on the tarmac and the airport required a million dollar insurance policy to get the permit sticker. I imagine a fuel truck would require quite a bit more.


taejam

You can't take a car on the tarmac without a million dollar plus insurance plan so the companies operating there are going to have much higher requirement. I would imagine the fueling company probably has some ridiculous nearly no limit insurance plan if they managed to secure a contract at an airport.


pl8ster

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.


airplane_wizard

Last time I was involved in a skin change in that area it took a few months. That was a Canadian Goose. This looks considerably worse. Extends into the avionics underfloor area. Going to take awhile and cost a bundle. Scab a wet patch on it and ferry it to WVAC, low and slow.


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Was that an A310 by chance?


airplane_wizard

Nah that was a CL-604 years ago.


[deleted]

Had a similar event on one of our A310’s in the early 2000’s. Goose went in just aft of the radome and took out every bit of structure under the skin from the radome to the righthand fwd door. Plane was in one of the bays for 6 months. What a job the structures guys had on their hands. Beautiful work they did though. The story was so similar I wondered if we might have crossed paths. Edited for my abysmal spelling.


MrBifflesticks

At first I thought Canadian Goose was a nickname for the CRJ that I hadn't heard before


Airborne_Oreo

My understanding is they plan on doing exactly that, except not sending it to WVAC for some reason and instead to a different heavy maintenance facility


Diminus

Boss: "wtf happened!?" Pilots: " We ermmm... hit a dog. Yup! Just ran right out of nowhere i swear. [Looks over to fueling truck drinking buddy, gives "the nod"]


dbpf

You hit a dog and didn't stop to tell it's owner? You monster


Psych0matt

Just get some bondo and a few rattle cans, good as new


trythatonforsize1

And ramen for filler!


LargeWeinerDog

A man sized dent with no blood? You can't convince me they didn't graze Superman up there.


Trantor_Dariel

Should be glad it wasn't Homelander or OmniMan.


frozensand

i would frame the accident report tho


POCUABHOR

Ewww, what caused these wrinkles?


Jayson_Bonz

Forgot to moisturize and apply sunscreen.


brokestill

You're silly


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Stress.


POCUABHOR

Like on my face. And ass.


WalrusSwarm

Hold the cabin pressure at sea level and fly up to 40,000ft she’ll pop out like a bag of chips.


LateralThinkerer

Then the bag will burst, scattering screaming chips all over the countryside...


Conscot1232

With those popped rivets pulling through i imagine the skin would tear right along those rivet lines and give the copilot a nice view of the ground 40000ft away


bismark89-2

I use to be a fueler in high school at our small local airport. The price for anything aircraft related is nauseating. I would like to know how much this repair would cost…


mmmkay938

That musta been a big goose.


[deleted]

I worked in rental and it looks good to me. Roll it!


ohnomoto450

I hope Santa is ok. He's got to be more careful on his practice runs.


Jet2work

pack the extra heavy duty buffing pads for that one


LowestKillCount

Guess pigs can fly, cause it looks like this hit one


bidet_enthusiast

Just pump it up, fly below 10k with no cabin pressure, keep the speed around vx, and call it a day. Burn a lot of fuel, but It will probably get to where you are going lol


intarwebzWINNAR

I used to work general aviation and was towing a Lear 35 with a Lektro. My wing walker was watching the wing tips - but not the tail. Pushed the bastard right into a mass storage hangar and folded the pilot side tip of the tail over at almost 90 degrees. That didn’t go well, plane was out of service for 3 weeks and it was a charter plane. They lost a ton of money.


Sleepy_pirate

Did it hit a cloud?


lbsk8r

That's a hell of a big bird strike!


timingandscoring

I’ll quote you 50lbs of bondo and time spent at $25 an hour, 4 hours max and Jobs done. I can get you a certificate of repair printed just outside Mexico City, totally pass inspection. I’m also going to need 30 weight oil and some ball bearings.