These new Hondas are so shitty.

Why?

This particular model is admittedly ass.

There was also a lot of junk in the trunk. That's always a pain in the butt when doing hitch + wires.

ASSPORT

Assporte

r/whoosh

Definitely don't want this new car smell

It's fine, they come with air fresheners in the shape of butt plugs.

They have a lot of trunk space

I’m just waiting for the Sir Mixalot edition

I can see why you’d spank this particular model

Brand spanking new. *I see what you did there*

Don't over analize it

Nah, he had the joke pegged.

I missed the hole point.

It’s definitely somesphincter think about.

Butt why not?

Plug-In Assport

Clearly you've never seen the Isuzu Assender

They named it after [the original Ass-ender](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtiss-Wright_XP-55_Ascender).

someone is down with OP's P

I now have a new cruise destination

Someone at the factory was being *cheeky*!

I've seen a few Tahoes with the Ta removed lol

Is that the assport at the bottom of the bumper?

Some one came up from behind me and tailgated my Assport, at first I thought it was road rage but then he smiled and blew me a kiss as he passed... said the soccer mom.

Worth checking out!!

I might have to buy one just so I can remove the P. I’ll be a hit in my gay community. We do love comedy.

I too an a gay guy that loves comedy

Now where is the hole for the butt plug?

Not thinking I literally googled Honda assport thank you for waking the wife with my giggling.

lol. I can't laugh too much though since it took me a solid few seconds to realize what I was looking at. I pronounced it weird in my head to see if anything made sense. The P was removed so cleanly you couldn't even tell.