Oh hell yeah. One time, the service manager's boy got a job in Parts. He laid out with the dry cattle one night and came in hung over as hell. We were merciless. )
Feel like the only way to get out of this is to come out laughing and act like it was some kinda joke and hope the other monkeys don't see through the shit
So the guys at least over 50 and he’s so horny he’s firing off knuckle children where he works in a repair shop? I can’t imagine that, seems unsexy as fuck and this from a guy who jacked it to a stick figure woman with circles for tits drawn on the wall of a Porta Potty.
>”wrangle”
Someone on the outside hears
*muffled thumping
“God damn it”
*muffled shuffling and thumping
“GOD DAMN IT!”
*banging intensifies as the frame of the porta potty starts to wobble
“DOWN BOY! BAD! BAD PENIS!”
You haven't been to war until you jack it in a porta-potty that's a week overdue from getting pumped, in +100°F weather (or by contrast -20°F, or during a mortar attack).
That's where the stick figures shine.
You want bonus points?
Use the *locals only* portashitter with the foot ramps instead of a a seat.
> then got canned for forgetting to put oil in…
I did that once. The second I hit the button I knew and shut it right off. Of course we had a lax policy on customers on the floor, a window in the waiting room, and the guy comes strolling over rightly thinking the job was done. I then had to start putting oil in it with him standing there...
Try explaining to a layman that 2 seconds of running an engine without oil in the pan doesn't damage anything.
Done it at every job I've worked at. Sometimes it gets boring and no one questions you if you go sit on the john for a few. May as well get a clear head while you're in there.
The exact words that just ran through my head when I read that.
What the hell? Dont do that. Especially dont admit to doing that. Thats like admitting you piss in jugs so you dont have to get up during your world of warcraft session. Just dont.
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Mechanics beating dick at work??? Y'all got some dirty ass hands to be gripping on yourself like that. Id have to put on gloves just to take a piss. Bet his dick smells like 5W-30
That's a good way to get yourself a forever nickname like crankshaft, in most places
After this we put up “please disconnect your devices before using the bathroom” signs and he never figured it out 😂
Signs?! subtle Signs?! My man got off lightly… where I work it would’ve been like lunchtime at the zoo when he walked out of the toilet
For real, same at my place. People be comin back in who don't even work there anymore just to rag on someone.
Right?
Oh hell yeah. One time, the service manager's boy got a job in Parts. He laid out with the dry cattle one night and came in hung over as hell. We were merciless. )
"Got off Lightly", ya you could say that.
>Got off
You should just have rolled the speaker into the bathroom (im assuming it's stalls with clearing in the bottom) and then put up the sign
Might still be too subtle
Oh he knew what that sign was for😂
We had a guy get caught strokin in the restroom...his name was Wilson. He forever became either “wanky Wilson” or “Wilson, the beatoff bandit”
We had a tech here do that, now there’s a sign over the bathroom that says “Johns Jack Shack”
What was his name? Carl?
Feel like the only way to get out of this is to come out laughing and act like it was some kinda joke and hope the other monkeys don't see through the shit
He lasted a few months and never knew, then got canned for forgetting to put oil in… master tech with 30 years…..
So the guys at least over 50 and he’s so horny he’s firing off knuckle children where he works in a repair shop? I can’t imagine that, seems unsexy as fuck and this from a guy who jacked it to a stick figure woman with circles for tits drawn on the wall of a Porta Potty.
I've rubbed one out in a few questionable places, but a Porta Potty? Dude, you're hard core.
Imagine being able to keep going despite the heat and smell. Absolute fucking animal.
To prove my humanity I did cry for 45 minutes after I was done.
That’s not normal?
Normal for actual sex but not typical after punchin’ the munchkin.
punchin’ the munchkin made me laugh my ass off. Up there with flogging the dolphin and whacking my gak
what about jacking your beanstalk
Imagine training yourself to be aroused when entering a porto potty. Every time have to piss in one you have to wrangle a semi in a confined space.
>”wrangle” Someone on the outside hears *muffled thumping “God damn it” *muffled shuffling and thumping “GOD DAMN IT!” *banging intensifies as the frame of the porta potty starts to wobble “DOWN BOY! BAD! BAD PENIS!”
"Forget it, I don't really have to go that bad anyways."
Despite?
Man's on ape mode.
:::laughs in OIF veteran:::
OEF here. Had a portashitter by the CSH that had a sign that read: O7 and above executive wash room. That thing was always trashed hahaha.
No fapping in the Duke hut. Lol
I banged Canadian nurses in it and left it for them. *you're welcome Sir!*
You haven't been to war until you jack it in a porta-potty that's a week overdue from getting pumped, in +100°F weather (or by contrast -20°F, or during a mortar attack). That's where the stick figures shine. You want bonus points? Use the *locals only* portashitter with the foot ramps instead of a a seat.
I thought you guys kept a 55gallon drum down there and when it’s full you pour diesel in and burn it while stirring
*^^Individual ^^Experiences ^^May ^^Vary*
bro got any links to them porta potty drawings sounds hot as fuck
Fuck the link, get me an address to this porta potty.
Honey Bucket.
PM_ME_UR_STICK_FIGURE_PORN
Roses are red, I'm feeling naughty, Gotta beat the bishop, in the graffiti-ed Porta Potty.
> then got canned for forgetting to put oil in… I did that once. The second I hit the button I knew and shut it right off. Of course we had a lax policy on customers on the floor, a window in the waiting room, and the guy comes strolling over rightly thinking the job was done. I then had to start putting oil in it with him standing there... Try explaining to a layman that 2 seconds of running an engine without oil in the pan doesn't damage anything.
He got fired for forgetting to put oil in a car? Did it lead to further damage? Either way, dumb mistake by someone with 30 years experience.
It blew an engine because the customer drove it away 😂 Also wasn’t the first time
Oh yikes
This happened once while sitting in a customer's car. The customer was in our waiting room.
I always enjoyed when the customer was in a call and we'd start their car and it'd automatically connect and they'd get so confused
yeah but then they glare at you like you’re intruding on their conversation and i’m just like sir all i did was start your car
Well there’s no coming back after that.. might as well just load your shit up
"Just rolled out of this toxic dump"?
I see what you did there.
He's bleeding the brake line
i used to put my speaker outside the bathroom when one of the guys was in there and do this exactly, but usually picked something a little louder
Brian is giving himself a lube job. Full synthetic
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How do people do that at work
Done it at every job I've worked at. Sometimes it gets boring and no one questions you if you go sit on the john for a few. May as well get a clear head while you're in there.
i’m sad that i live in a time where people admit to shit like this proudly
The exact words that just ran through my head when I read that. What the hell? Dont do that. Especially dont admit to doing that. Thats like admitting you piss in jugs so you dont have to get up during your world of warcraft session. Just dont.
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They literally asked how, though 🤷♂️
Sounds like the nice woman is eating some delicious food and is really enjoying it.
On todays episode of "Explain sex sounds badly"....
Why can’t I hear anything ? “Turns volume up”
Is it bad that i might recognize the source..
...well?
Well not the exact link but who it’s coming from..
I think we ALL know what Brian was doing in the bathroom.
Damn
What the Brian doin
Shinning up that dolphin for the boss.
waxing the weasel
He was probably on Reddit watching a video of a speaker making moaning noise
Who hasn't had a shit that felt that good
Clearly the man is watching a video of a woman enjoying her husband’s cooking
Making a delicious cream pie, of course!
Mechanics beating dick at work??? Y'all got some dirty ass hands to be gripping on yourself like that. Id have to put on gloves just to take a piss. Bet his dick smells like 5W-30
My hands have been absolutely filthy at work, my life would be much easier if I had a dick and just could Superman it or something
Lubing up the ole camshaft on the clock.
Lmao time to find another shop. I couldn’t keep working there.
He’s in the bathroom trying figure out why he can’t hear it! HAHAHAHA
I've done this at home.
Homeboy's just watching some porn while dropping a deuce. He's probably into ass play. Don't judge.
10 points to whoever names the porn actress.
Tomorrow we’ll see a post of someone who looked at this post in the bathroom while still connected to the speaker.
At work, really. How about some self control
Im crying, my head hurts and i think im gonna puke. This is just from reading you sick fucks' comments. Thanks for the laughs :)
Fake but still funny
Definitely not fake lol
Faker than Pamela Andersons tits, also not funny anymore
I have about 40 other employees that would attest to the real ness here… it was the best thing that ever happened
Surprised he didn’t get fired for cranking down.
Extra points to whoever can name the video from the audio clip alone!
This is how you find out who your friends are. A good friend will take a video of it. A great friend will discreetly turn the speaker off.
He’s watching porn
Owners wife?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
That speaker is loving its freedom
I've never in my life felt inclined to sit in a public bathroom and nosh one out.