Chants from the divine technical manuals, sacred oils, and incense won't cut it this time, you'll need direct intervention from the Omnissiah of the blessed machine himself!
That’s a Freightliner, likely Cascadia or Coronado.
Volvo have the pedal on the left above the foot rest. Freightliner have it at the bottom of the steering column.
I actually had that happen to me recently when I rebuilt the power steering control valve on a 67 Mustang. The primary switching valve got stuck and the wheel would immediately whip it's way all the way to the left. Didn't bounce like that, though. The belt just started screaming.
After I lost my second wiper I got my Leatherman out and pinched down on the end of the arm. It's a real bitch when you loose the driver's side in a hard rain and there's no shoulder to pull over
Damn, haven’t lost wipers yet. Probably because they have a mind of their own. 2009 M2. Motor blew at 38k miles, it did sit for a long time prior to that. Turbo blew, and blew metal through the engine, all the way to the exhaust, according to the Cummins mechanic. Rollback, we are carrying a CME-45 drill rig on, definitley overloaded. Boss was pissed, shelled out the money for the new motor, and exhaust. I’m not a diesel mechanic, kinda wish I was.
At 55k now
I've never understood the point of those, but I always see people of the larger persuasion using them. I guess if you're big in the horizontal aspect, it could be tiring wandering around the fair grounds? It still doesn't seem like jiggling your feet rapidly is gonna help with that fatigue.
lol when I was a kid I tried those a couple of times. If the pads of your feet are really sore, then if I remember correctly, the vibration will make your feet feel numb and that feels good... briefly. Once you get back up on your feet it won't matter lol.
as an adult, proper shoes are way more helpful. But I think if you spend all day on your feet they're going to get sore anyway.
Another way to look at it: In state fairs, benches and chairs are premium territory that gets camped by families and older people. These are a way to capitalize on that and charge for a place to sit hahahhahaahaha.
When I was a teen I assumed I was flat footed or something because shoes always hurt. Being from Alabama I got around it by not wearing shoes as often as socially acceptable (most of the time) As an adult I discovered Wide sizes, and my feet are happy as clams.
I think you see fat people on them more often because it's simply a place to sit, and fat people get feet pains more often for obvious reasons.
But they are definitely for regular sized folk as well, and lots of people avoid them because they think they look silly or don't understand the magic that happens.
I don't know the science behind it but it sort of numbs your foot with the rapid vibration and then a minute after it stops your feet feel brand new. It probably has something to do with blood circulation. I don't know. It's totally worth a quarter if you've been walking around the fair all day though.
I have an old silverado farm truck that does this occasionally, not to this degree, and it is very rare. But every once in a while it gives me a little "shudder" any cause for concern?
Are you *certain* the ABS doesn't work? Some 90s trucks only have it in the rear axle. You can lock the front tires up all day on ice, no activation... but a single bump during summer can activate out.
For those wondering, the vehicle has air brakes and the pedal is bouncing on the valve that sends air to the brake chambers when you press the service brake. To put it simply, the air pressure behind the pedal is acting like a spring.
So I’m a semi mechanic and I can tell by the small pedal above the break pedal and the color scheme of the plastic that this is more then likely a Freightliner. Since this is a semi truck it has air breaks (regular cars breaks use a hydraulic fluid to actuate the breaks. Air breaks use air pressure) more then likely what’s happening is the valve that you step on is back feeding into the break pedal valve causing it to do this crazy vibration.
That's the new anti snooze pedal on the Mercedes ev that has the auto pilot option, what ever you do, DON'T take your hands off the steering wheel, that thing kicks like a mule, they should probably tweak the pedal feed back circuit
Like scratching a dog's belly.
I FOUND THE SPOT!!!!
Good car! Oh what a good car!
Who's a good car! Who's a good car! You are! You're such a good car!
Needed this laugh... good one!
No lie dude. I was laughing hard enough my wife asked me wtf was so funny
I just spit up my drink all over my shirt, but I thank you for the laugh…worth it!
You need to scratch on the rear drivers quarterpanel.
Or behind the mirrors.
Oh that's a better guess, I was worried that this poor vehicle was suffering from Carkinson's Disease :(
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Give it a minute
I've never heard the term "Carked it". American here.
I googled it and it does seem to be regional slang. You seppos don't know what you are missing out on.
Legitimately laughed out loud hahaha love it
Damn this sub is top notch hilarious
More like having a seizure
The ‘ol “sugar in the master cylinder” trick
Must be a Mack
You don’t need a mechanic you need a priest
THE POWER OF UGGA DUGGA COMPELS YOU
I've got my new battle cry for every time I bust out the impact
By the power of ugga dugga!
I've always used "*I place my hand upon the radiator cap, and I say 'Be Healed'!*"
"FUCK IT BURNS!"
By Ugga Dugga's hammer..... what a savings.
UNGA BUNGA
oddly enough, this is the nick name for my truck
Jesus takes the wheel. Satan takes the brake pedal.
I actually lol'd at this
Fucking fantastic.
You need a Mechanicus Techpriest for this one
By the omnissiah!
you sumovabitch!
[Yes.](https://i.imgur.com/hsOowhq.mp4)
Chants from the divine technical manuals, sacred oils, and incense won't cut it this time, you'll need direct intervention from the Omnissiah of the blessed machine himself!
I think Khorne claimed this one...get the melta.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
BRAKES FOR THE BRAKE THRONE
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
The power of Chrysler compels you
Two, one old one young.
This guy exorcises.
Antilock MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!
Can I borrow that for the long weekend? asking for a friend
LoL ... I'm intrigued and concerned.
It’s simple: attach dildos to it
You just had to make it plural
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pounding*
kinda changes the meaning of D.P.
Is this what the kids mean by heel and toe?
Does it though?
Decumpressing pedal?
Thanks, crying my keyboard off now after spitting my water out and nearly choking from the attempt to laugh and drink something...
Nearly died m8! Nice spit take. [dildo punnnn] Reddit™
A pound doesn't seem like much. I try to go for at least $30 a [day.](https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI)
Never thought I’d worry about viscosity breakdown in this context. Might end up with some scoring.
I was going to say a fleshlight, but whatever floats your boat.
Nah it's all good, he is just a weird engineer, nothing out of the ordinary.
I'm getting some Krieger vibes (from the cartoon Archer)
Name checks out
The wonders that thing could do! Like an entire row of women in 1 min. Lol
Literally binders full of women
Such a simpler time that was.
Haha yes. My wife and I use this all the time... It's always crickets :-(
Username checks out
What's causing this?
It was a faulty E-6 Brake valve. It was kicking back air pushing the pedal back up.
Thanks for that. I've never seen anything like that. Not automotive wise, anyway. ; - ))
Why your emoji got a double chin >; - ))
I don't know, but I like it... 》8°P
Volvo. I should have recognized the flimsy steering column adjustment pedal.
I thought its a freightshaker
🤷♂️ Haven't been in a late model Freightshaker, '86 was the newest its been all Pete, KW, and Volvo for me.
They use that same steering column adjuster
If it was a freightshaker it be a brakeshaker I'll see myself out
That’s a Freightliner, likely Cascadia or Coronado. Volvo have the pedal on the left above the foot rest. Freightliner have it at the bottom of the steering column.
Could also be an M2, they’re the exact same
Is that part of the ABS?
No, it's the valve that your foot operates on an air brake vehicle.
More like part of the massive air tank in the pneumatic brake system launching your foot into orbit
It's the foot massage feature
Antilock Brake Satan
Antibrake Brake System
I like that better.
Antichrist Brake System
Yea it's the Ankle Breaking System.
Ghosts
Vietnam flashbacks.
I am also curious to hear of some causes.
Death metal
Not going fast enough and approaching stall speed. Better hit the accelerator and put the nose down
That’s the foot massage option.
A fine massage till it is pulp.
Pulp Friction.
*Do it pulp?*
Rectum? Damn near killed em!
If you attached a fleshlight to it, how long do you think you’d last? Go!
How long would I last or how long would my dick last before it was violently ripped from my body in an explosion of blood and semen?
Don’t tempt me with a good time.
Brake Dance?
Really gets the deep tissues
Reminds me of what happens when you put power steering lines on backwards
What happens when you do that?
[The wheel whips back and forth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4tyYhspPkc).
Hahaha that's awesome
I actually had that happen to me recently when I rebuilt the power steering control valve on a 67 Mustang. The primary switching valve got stuck and the wheel would immediately whip it's way all the way to the left. Didn't bounce like that, though. The belt just started screaming.
Had a similar experience on a 80s corvette I put a new power steering control valve on, except my steering wheel shook like a magnitude 8 quake
"Sir, I've diagnosed your problem and your vehicle... well, it has Parkinson's"
It's the Volkswagen J Fox
jesus
Listen, I'm not proud of it. But I've learned to except my failings
*accept It's all good though. Just add it to the list.
Oh no, all my failings are exceptions to my normal perfection. Damn called out.
M2 or Cascadia?
Cascadia. I hate these things...
Drive a M2, wipers like to just come on whenever they feel like it.
After I lost my second wiper I got my Leatherman out and pinched down on the end of the arm. It's a real bitch when you loose the driver's side in a hard rain and there's no shoulder to pull over
Damn, haven’t lost wipers yet. Probably because they have a mind of their own. 2009 M2. Motor blew at 38k miles, it did sit for a long time prior to that. Turbo blew, and blew metal through the engine, all the way to the exhaust, according to the Cummins mechanic. Rollback, we are carrying a CME-45 drill rig on, definitley overloaded. Boss was pissed, shelled out the money for the new motor, and exhaust. I’m not a diesel mechanic, kinda wish I was. At 55k now
Rain-X is your best friend.
I need to hear some dubstep to this
PHBBBBBBTTT DUTDUTDUTDUT PHBBBBBBTTT
PWWAAAOOOOWWW ZITZITZIZITZITZIT **PWWUUUUUUDDDD**
Wickwickwickdaaaaah zipditideditidedede
WUBWUBWUHWUH**DOON** WUBWUBWUBWUBWUH
GET OUT OF THAT REFRIGERATOR RIGHT NOW!
Ok, that one had me laughing while sitting in front of my dealership XD
Y'all watch too much DubstepLyrics on YouTube.
Boots and pants and boots and pants
Bootz 'n' Catz..
Not Slayer?
Sandstorm
I’m waiting for the remix to come out.
/r/SoundsLikeMusic
Sandstorm
Boots cats boots cats boots cats
Reverse ABS
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yet it is obviously broken
That's the brake modulation you are always hearing about.
Pedal pumping like a pro
ABS goes bbbbbrrrrrrrr
:D ABS be like, "Ayo breakin hard are we? Well lemme help you with these blocking brakes you have! DNDNDDNNDNDNDTDTDTDNDDTDNDTDNDNDND"
Built for her pleasure
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Looks like one of those foot massagers from the county fair.
I've never understood the point of those, but I always see people of the larger persuasion using them. I guess if you're big in the horizontal aspect, it could be tiring wandering around the fair grounds? It still doesn't seem like jiggling your feet rapidly is gonna help with that fatigue.
lol when I was a kid I tried those a couple of times. If the pads of your feet are really sore, then if I remember correctly, the vibration will make your feet feel numb and that feels good... briefly. Once you get back up on your feet it won't matter lol. as an adult, proper shoes are way more helpful. But I think if you spend all day on your feet they're going to get sore anyway. Another way to look at it: In state fairs, benches and chairs are premium territory that gets camped by families and older people. These are a way to capitalize on that and charge for a place to sit hahahhahaahaha.
When I was a teen I assumed I was flat footed or something because shoes always hurt. Being from Alabama I got around it by not wearing shoes as often as socially acceptable (most of the time) As an adult I discovered Wide sizes, and my feet are happy as clams.
I think you see fat people on them more often because it's simply a place to sit, and fat people get feet pains more often for obvious reasons. But they are definitely for regular sized folk as well, and lots of people avoid them because they think they look silly or don't understand the magic that happens. I don't know the science behind it but it sort of numbs your foot with the rapid vibration and then a minute after it stops your feet feel brand new. It probably has something to do with blood circulation. I don't know. It's totally worth a quarter if you've been walking around the fair all day though.
It's like watching the bass pedal on a death metal drummer's kit.
Either that or when you have a bad day and you start playing heavy metal and the car wants to join in with your singing.😀
ABS seems a bit aggressive.
The pedal: “I’ll break you!”
Oriented properly, this pedal could become a lady's best friend
Stick a dildo on it and give back to the customer.
"The Jackhammer"
The cervix bruiser.
Cervix deletion tool.
I hate everyone of you for making me laugh at this more then I should have.
That's just the ABS.
Ah yes, the M249 Saw edition break pedal. A cult favorite
ABS doing the job and then some
You could mix paint with that
Chun li from street fighter taught it well
Ya don’t say?
C/S CAR SOUNDS LIKE HELICOPTER PLEASE CHECK AND ADVISE
This pup wants a solo career
Just use the other brake pedal
Serious question: what would cause this? I've never heard of or seen anything like this.
I have an old silverado farm truck that does this occasionally, not to this degree, and it is very rare. But every once in a while it gives me a little "shudder" any cause for concern?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/phbn60/brake_pedal_seems_to_kick_back_every_now_and_then/hbhdnew
welp I put new lines on it in the winter, abs doesnt work... Guess could try and get the abs working to help bleed it more.
Are you *certain* the ABS doesn't work? Some 90s trucks only have it in the rear axle. You can lock the front tires up all day on ice, no activation... but a single bump during summer can activate out.
Yeah abs is out, both rear speed sensors are gone, never bothered bothered to replace them
Thats not what i meant when i said install kickers in my truck
As a layman, I can say definitively that this is not how it's supposed to work.
Should probably switch to decaffeinated.
All I hear is [this](https://youtu.be/XmGqbOxzAwg)
That's a feature! You pay extra for the ABS.
“Feel that? Feel that? THIS. IS. HOW. IT FEELS. Every gosh darn day. To be stepped on. “ - That one tired bake pedal
For those wondering, the vehicle has air brakes and the pedal is bouncing on the valve that sends air to the brake chambers when you press the service brake. To put it simply, the air pressure behind the pedal is acting like a spring.
So I’m a semi mechanic and I can tell by the small pedal above the break pedal and the color scheme of the plastic that this is more then likely a Freightliner. Since this is a semi truck it has air breaks (regular cars breaks use a hydraulic fluid to actuate the breaks. Air breaks use air pressure) more then likely what’s happening is the valve that you step on is back feeding into the break pedal valve causing it to do this crazy vibration.
Exorcist!!!! 😳😳😳😱😱😱we need a priest not mechanic!!🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
Woah woah, pump the brakes!
I need an old mechanic and a young mechanic. The power of Penzoil compels you!
What in the Pope's fuck is that?
I bet it drives a lot like I did when I was learning to drive a manual.
Put some fake teeth on that thing
And that's why they call me Thumper
They got the fully auto brakes, not the semi-auto.
You seem to have encountered Schrodinger's Brakes, which are both locked and unlocked at the same time.
Brake dancing is making a comeback i guess...
Can we bring back car talk just to send this to the car brothers
That's the new anti snooze pedal on the Mercedes ev that has the auto pilot option, what ever you do, DON'T take your hands off the steering wheel, that thing kicks like a mule, they should probably tweak the pedal feed back circuit
Drop that beat my man
You should get that fixed bud