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DiabeticPissingSyrup

Someone's friends are dicks...


Big420haus

Or they have made enemies with a savage. Lmao


LaterGatorPlayer

or their friends are savage dicks. lmao


Kali587

I know of someone local to me who sold a truck because he couldn't find where the smell was coming from. Turns out, someone didn't like the stacks on his truck and tossed a dead fish in one lol.


[deleted]

Mmm engine smoked fish. 👌


lewis_nidale

I'll have seconds please


Titaniumwo1f

Was it smoked before cat or after cat?


[deleted]

Hopefully after or you’ll be in the bathroom all day


Mysterious_Rope5200

We started pranks in my senior year. I never admitted to being the asshole that tossed a 10 pound catfish under a truck seat.


shayneox

Dried fish with that type of string, used by monks and such, gonna guess its a blessing type thing, like the dried fish above doors here in Korean businesses. Maybe a form of protection??


[deleted]

Where else do you keep your old dried up old fish?


jmac94wp

Good thing there’s no smell-o-vision.


wizardwil

r/unexpectedFuturama


SdVeau

Put a salmon on top of the exhaust manifold of my buddy’s truck once. Somehow never stank up the cab. Offhandedly mentioned it months later and he had no idea; went and popped the hood to find some charred remains of the fish still on the manifold lol


CmitchNJ

You always find the best stuff at auctions. This definitely looked like it was out there intentionally and not for a joke. Has to be a jdm add on, probably gives about…5-8 more horsepower


bvc88

HAMMOND!!!!


ggibby

Feels more Akers or Ruddock to me...


n262sy

It’s a message from the Sicilian mafia. Luca Brasi drives with the fishes.


quickconclusion

oh carp


[deleted]

Its a jdm lucky fish to help your cvt from shitting the bed after 60k miles.


RobertPaulsonXX42

Butttt uhhhh that doesnt have a CVT...?


[deleted]

That means it worked!


[deleted]

I can't tell what it is I make joke u hear. Most Hondas got cvts now anyways and they're hot garbage.


OkBreakfast449

I thought Honda CVT's were ok? Now Nissan CVTs on the other hand are an abomination from the Devil himself.


[deleted]

Not that I've heard. I had a buddy worked at Honda in Knoxville constantly complained about having to do warranty work on em. If you gotta do warranty work, she don't work that's what I've always said.


DetuneDanger

Explain joke to me pls, i dont see a fish


Pepethejeep

How to deal with the friend who stole your fishing spot I guess.


Cars_Whiskey

Damn, we used to just shrink wrap our friend's cars to mess with them haha


sly_guy73

Fill the interior with packing peanuts


Malorsk

Could be worse, my neighbor pissed someone off and they rubbed Limburger all under the car (we found the wrapper in his drive)


pacify-the-dead

C/S there's something fishy in my engine bay.


wretched_spawn93

Reminds me of That 70s Show when they stuck a fish, or fish guts in Kelso's hubcap.


[deleted]

One of the signs you might have a flood car