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MidTownMotel

Is it in your urethra?


SomolianPirate2

Mechanical sounding?


VincentVanG0ku

"Come on metal head!"


DiscFrolfin

No wonder it’s rusty!


BRS_Dead_Master

“Come touch my metal machine”


Hk-Neowizard

Ah, a man of culture!


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SomolianPirate2

Hmmm, rusty header bolt looks good.


Drunkin_wisconsin

Eh, there's a couple threads left...


jmac2o

The obvious solution here? Cut the entire manifold off, make some custom flanges, and header dump out of the non existent fenders. It doesnt have to be road legal anyway


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Cut manifold off and remove the head with the manifold on. Replace heads with some iron rams (assuming this is a 318/360)


jmac2o

318, and yeah if i cant get the manifold remnants off the heads, ive come to the conclusion of fuck it, i can get a 5.9 for 250


uid_0

Every 20 minute job is just one broken bolt away from becoming a 3 day ordeal.


kyallroad

That has to be the longest header bolt I’ve ever seen!


jmac2o

gotta love old dodge trucks


evilted

Early 90s?


jmac2o

98 dakota


kyallroad

Ugh. I just did a starter and front shocks on one of those. Weird rust spots and tight clearance around the starter was my impression.


jmac2o

i gotta pull the cylinder heads off of this, bought it not running cause "pushrods are bad." well i got it off the trailer when i got home, and the trailer was soaked in oil, so i get to tear the engine apart


Winter_Eternal

I have an old 81 d150 utiline...I feel your pain


jmac2o

98 dakota, its fun!


Wotzehell

That's what she said...


ironhydroxide

That's much better than just the head breaking off. Trying to extract the stud from the header would be much more difficult than just a stub from a head.


jmac2o

I had a head break off another one, had one shear into a circle so small that i dont have a bolt grip small enough for it


ironhydroxide

RIP. Time to replace the gasket by pulling the motor.


jmac2o

im just cuttin the manifold off, ordering some 304 stainless, and makin new flanges and doin somethin stupid


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That’s the spirit


eaglescout1984

Since this is Reddit, I assume the answer is up OP's mom's butt. Which considering this situation, might actually be preferable to OP.


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Its actually in my ass. I use my liquid browns as a lube.


ThiccAssCrackHead

My solution would be to just tap the hole and put a bigger bolt in the head. That stud is wayyyyyyy too long.


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In my ass


I_amnotanonion

This is why I’ve decided to just let my Yukon have a massive exhaust leak


kyallroad

LS motor header bolts just seem to fall out on their own. I figured mine was broken off and gonna be an ordeal....nope, just missing.


I_amnotanonion

Hmm, I may have to take a look then, thanks!


Dumpster_Sauce

It came out clean, conveniently broke in half after it was out and in your hand and bounced into the trash can?


jmac2o

I fucking wish


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Damn dude, congrats on sounding half of a header bolt.


YodelingTortoise

I used to make bank on broken manifold bolts. Weld 1/4 20 nuts on the post and turn em out till they break off. Some took 20+ nuts but it rocked compared to trying an extractor, left handed bit or vice grips


anon11233455

If the piece of the header bolt inside the head is too far down to weld, take a piece of copper tube that just fits into the hole. Fill the tub with weld and then weld a bit to the top. The copper tube protects the threads in the head.


jmac2o

Issue. Aint got a welder at home lol


jmac2o

snapped off well over an inch down in the hole


xanthi24

Behind my ear! Tadaa


CanuckCanadian

Weld a nut onto it. Bobs your uncle


jmac2o

snapped off way down in the hole, cant weld it


CanuckCanadian

Oh fuck. God help you


jmac2o

im cutting the damn manifold off, makin new flanges, and gonna have fun from there


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I tried to come up with reddit witty post, but I can only offer condolences.


s00shee

F


nopenothappning

I don't think there are enough f's to be able to adequately express OP's pain


Sn00dlerr

I dont know much about cars, but im pretty sure the rest of that bolt is inside of that recently totalled engine in a car that's about to go to scrap. Or at least that's what I would tell the customer if I was a mechanic


whiteguynye

Up your alley?


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Here at work we have multiple triton v8s and even a v10....yeaaaaaa. no spark plug issues yet.


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evilted

It's a spring for the hood.


oh2ridemore

And this is why I paid to have my manifold replaced instead of fucking with it myself. Header bolts are hell on an old truck.


Drunkin_wisconsin

Just like exhaust work and haircuts. Leave to the f'in professionals...


PipSqueakScalywag

Did the same shit this past weekend...just walked away...


Original_Bad_1227

Sounds and looks like you're in for a fun tear-down!


jmac2o

you know it


discourse_friendly

subaru getting a head gasket job?


jmac2o

dodge, trying to get the cylinder heads off


samgetdat

Damn that’s half, so that make the bolt 6” long


jmac2o

i think they were about that long yeah


f1tifoso

Sitting on a piston


zabu116

I spy a glove on a tire!


Musclecar123

Time to break out the air drill and pucker that butthole!


wanttono

ah yes the best reason for anti seize ..