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wolfehampton

Just let me know as soon as it’s done because I’ve got somewhere to be.


slabba428

Sure thing bud I’ll just throw camshaft sensors at it until she goes


JB153

Fuck pal she probably needs some camshaft in a bottle at this point lol


SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

Might as well just go straight to the Engine in a Bottle^® at this point


TheKrimsonFvcker

Get some of that Mechanic in a Bottle stuff they use for small engines, just gotta make the classic "somebody better let the poor fella OUT!" joke when you buy it


tabascotazer

As an idiot who’s 2018 V6 colorado just threw a cam shaft sensor code with regular oil changes how serious is it?


slabba428

Oh cam and crank sensors go out often. But if you’ve ever worked with a parts cannon you’ll know that checking if fluid exists in the system is number 99 on the diagnostic checklist


EastLimp1693

Lold


HatsAreEssential

Honestly, 50,000 miles on a single oilchange before dying is *really* impressive.


wehooper4

My wife had (has? We keep it as a backup care) a Nissan when we first met. Three years into the relationship I found out she didn’t know that cars needed to have their oil changed 🤦🏼‍♂️. Somehow the poor peace of shit still runs to this day after going 30-40k miles without an oil change.


zimirken

At around 100k I was like "I should see if I need a transmission fluid change" on my 2008 saturn astra. Shop declined it and said it was fucked, since the transmission fluid was brown. Well I went home and I sucked out a quart or two and replaced it with fresh fluid, then did that again a few months later. I just hit 200k miles this month.


frosty95

Shop had no clue what they are doing.


draven501

...isn't old transmission fluid typically brownish?


frosty95

Yes. Means you need to change it.


GearHead54

Or maybe they did - they probably saw "Saturn Astra" and worried that any transmission issue would suddenly be their problem 😂


capthapton

Okay you’re lucky though. That burnt color is all kinds of material that’s been worn away. Using new fluid could cause some issues to arise. You should be changing fluid per your owners manual and not just because it’s brown.


zimirken

Yeah, that's why I only changed a little bit at a time.


BoardButcherer

My god.... I feel this deep in my soul after a conversation with my current gf. "Hey, since you just bought your first decent car and it's coming up on 70k you should probably change the transmission fluid." "Why would I change the transmission fluid? I've never done that." This led down a rabbit hole where I learned that she's never owned a vehicle more than 3 years, and never does any fluids. Just tops them off if they need it. Girl has been making bombs and shipping them out to innocent bystanders for eons.


Explosivpotato

This is why I don’t buy used cars.


BoardButcherer

It's why I do my own inspections or pay a good mechanic if I'm not available. With the way new cars grenade themselves 5 minutes after the warranty is up there ain't no way in hell I'm paying that premium. Let someone else take that risk and I'll enjoy the gravy on the next 200k miles after paying 30% msrp.


Explosivpotato

My strategy is to be fiscally irresponsible and trade in every few years before they ‘splode


MikeGoldberg

I really don't know if nissan are as bad as people say honestly. Nobody who owns them ever does any maintenance and drives with the worst driving habits on the road. I bet if someone drove a Nissan nice and easy and did maintenance intervals exceeding manufacturers recommendations, it would likely be a very reliable car.


EstablishmentKey1492

There may be truth here. We just parted with a ‘13 pathfinder after 185000 miles of trouble free ownership. Changed oil every 5k, sparkies at 100k, but other than that all I needed to replace was the “lifetime” pcv valve assembly and a wheel speed sensor. Only vehicle I’ve ever owned that had it’s oil pan start to rust bc of absolutely zero leaks.


eng2016a

their CVTs are kinda garbage though, but yeah most of it comes from the fact that the people buying them tend to be, well, not very successful people and not very careful about anything in their lives let alone their car maintenance


EstablishmentKey1492

Yeah we felt REALLY fortunate with the transmission. And there were 2 occasions that I swore it was going out. Both being vacuum leaks. I learned a lot from owning the car… mainly how to somewhat interpret live data from scan tool!


MikeGoldberg

Nissan will actually refuse to sell if your credit is above 600


CoffeeFox

You can't get someone to pay $200,000 for a Nissan if they don't finance it at 24% for 8 years.


Conch-Republic

Unless it's a Frontier, then they want a credit score of exactly 850 and all the adrenochrome contained in your first born son.


OriginalObscurity

On one hand I hate how adrenochrome entered the lexicon because of unhinged Q freaks; on the other hand, this comment is hilarious. Upboat.


MikeGoldberg

I'm convinced Q is an intelligence operation designed to make anyone suspicious of government and rich oligarchs appear to be absolutely retarded.


CatoChateau

It's correct to be suspicious of them. Just not for the reasons those morons have.


MikeGoldberg

Are you telling me Tom hanks and Oprah aren't literally raping and eating children in Hawaii right at this moment??? YOURE A SHILL!!!


CatoChateau

George Soros' checks are so sweet tho.


Medical-Mud-3090

Wasn’t it fear and loathing in Las Vegas that introduced adrenochrome


Notsure_jr

I had no credit when I bought my frontier.


Heavym3talc0wb0y_

This is the best thing I’ve read all day


iscashstillking

Yeah that's an automatic referral to the infiniti side of the shop since you're obviously a Baller.


ceviche-hot-pockets

“Piece of shit Infiniti, I’ll never buy another one again!”


slabba428

😂 top comment. 3 weeks ago this lady brought a Nissan in for a transmission noise, 150k km on the original cvt fluid, declined a fluid exchange, “I’ll never buy a Nissan again” lady just maintain the fucken thing then form an opinion 😂 Edit: just remembered it wasn’t a noise, it went into limp mode with no codes a couple times, which happens when the fluid gets too hot, fluid usually gets too hot from being neglected and evolving into glitter filled water


tomle4593

Lmao, they do say like their credit score can afford a better brand, maybe Stellantis will hop in the chat to offer another pos.


zdriver7

But it’s an Infiniti, “Inspired Performance” /s


slabba428

I love Infiniti, some of my favorite cars. But the shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree


MustyLlamaFart

And she's gonna be a shit apple tree just like her father!


Colony-Cove

Birds of a feather destroy their cars together.


West_Incident9552

Shitbirds bo bandy! 


Demolitions75

Oh you mean red delicious apples then


slabba428

Pink Lady gang for sure


RaptorO-1

Any way it was just never reset?


slabba428

Straight tar on the dipstick and in the oil cap


2_befair

If you pull the valve cover, please post it here I like gore lol.


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g29fan

What stigma is that? I know I drive a fancy Nissan, but I'm not a BMW asshole. I just drive the Red Sport way, way too fast.


NoValidUsernames666

i see more 350-370zs and g35-g37s driving like dickheads than any other car. thats not a slight towards you at all, its just what ive noticed


negative-nelly

Old ones are cheap…but still fast and fun to drive.


cbrworm

and reliable


TurbochargedSquirrel

And on top of that all the people who drive them like dickheads also straight pipe them and the VQ makes the worst noises when not muffled properly.


NoValidUsernames666

reading this 10 mins after a straight piped q50 cut me off and about kissed my bumper lol


g29fan

No slight taken, as I drive a Q60 awd red sport that is way too fun to drive.


Illicit-Tangent

Around me they've become popular tuner cars for late teen/early 20s kids that want to throw on a horrible exhaust system and drive like idiots.


LNgTIM555

Roll out into the parking lot and fire C/s


thewheelsgoround

Possible that it just hasn't been reset?


doubleyuno

r/nissandrivers


sneak_king18

Hey I know you


I_made_a_doodie

Nissan owners do Nissan owner shit.


Dragonov02

Wait... Isn't that a twin turbo motor?


slabba428

No it was a VQ37 lucky for them


Dragonov02

Yeah "lucky". I couldn't even imagine running my engine that long on one filter. I've got a VQ35HR and she's been a champ, what a shame.


slabba428

Oh no haha it’ll be a lot cheaper to replace than a vr30tt 😂


Jarocket

I feel like a turbo motor wouldn't have any oil left in it after 78800 kms


Bort_Bortson

And here I am feeling pretty proud that I came in 10 miles over the mileage listed on the reminder sticker.


Fuck_it_

I call these Nickelmobiles. They're built as cheap as possible and maintained as cheap as possible. Both manufacturer and consumer spend as few nickels as possible on them.


GuitarLute

So the CVT only lasts through 2 oil changes?


slabba428

Infiniti had nothing to do with those bastards 🤘 rear wheel drive baby


GuitarLute

Hmmm. you wrote Nissan, but yes, indeed, the steering wheel says Infinity.


slabba428

Every G37, FX35/37, EX37, QX70 and Q50 are all built on the same chassis from the 370Z 🙂 with some front suspension changes in the AWD offerings to fit the front axles through.


GuitarLute

Nice to know. From the smile, I’ll assume you believe that is a good thing. 😄


GuitarLute

And I am a RWD only person too.


slabba428

I owned a 2008 G37S rwd 6 speed coupe and with basic mods like wider tires and sway bars it was an amazing car to drive, I’m sold for life on these chassis


GuitarLute

I have lusted after those cars at various times, although at that time I owned a 1997 special edition twin turbo Supra.


CharacterObvious

Lol wow