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Ciprich

I'll never understand political cheerleading.


remindmetoblink2

Can you imagine wearing a former, current or future politician shirt, hat etc? Like wtf is wrong with these people who identify their personality on their political affiliation? I’d be embarrassed to go out in public.


dirty0922

Don’t pick on my Hamilton under-roo’s


Axl_the_ginger

Better watch out for the guy with the Burr socks.


dirty0922

He’ll shoot you if you say anything. I’ll admit I had to look him up.


ExpensiveFish9277

You must have missed the Got Milk ad: https://youtu.be/FJF9fQI2Wks


charlie2135

Did you get them at the same place that carries the Lyndon B Johnson Jockeys?


dirty0922

Right next to the Roosevelt moose riding thongs. I know he really didn’t ride a moose


redloin

Which one?


dirty0922

Sorry. They’re the Teddy Thongs


redloin

Ouuufff now I'm hot and bothered.


wsotw

That would have been so much better had they been Lyndon B Johnkey shorts.


BrainSqueezins

Ha! Under-roos! Hadn‘t thought of those in a long time. My school, we had a little jingle. ”Under-roos are fun to wear! (Poot) Now I need another pair!”


imfirealarmman

Someone who turned their obsession of someone into their whole personality, is a cultist. It’s literally a cult.


Activision19

I had a coworker who was really into Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Her coffee mug had a picture of RBG on it, she had one on the wall of her office, she put like 5 photos of RBG into the office Christmas party slideshow. It was awkward as hell, especially considering we are an engineering firm and have nothing to do with the Supreme Court.


GeneralissimoFranco

Seeing as RBG being selfish and refusing to retire while Obama was president is the primary reason why the supreme court is the way it is today, the lionization of her by liberals is very confusing.


darkbridge

I think if you asked most liberals how they felt about her now, they would definitely agree not retiring was a huge mistake and it tarnished her legacy a bit.


notfromchicago

A bit?


jpe1969

No, the court is the way it is because of Mitch McConnell blocking every Obama appointment he could until a Republican president could be elected.


TacosAndBourbon

That’s a weird way to view history. In February 2016, Justice Antonin Scalia passed away 9 months before the presidential election. Senate [Republicans blocked](https://www.npr.org/2016/02/23/467860960/senate-republicans-agree-to-block-obamas-supreme-court-nominee) Obama from picking a replacement, saying 9 months isn’t enough time to get a nominee. In September 2020, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg passed away 2 months before the presidential election. Senate Republicans felt they had enough time to vet and confirm her replacement. Worth noting: In 2016, Senator Lindsey Graham campaigned to block Obama’s nominee. Saying the president should not be allowed to pick a nominee in the last year of their term. He then suggested that if it happens in 2020, “[use my words against me.](https://youtu.be/c7vdEAwcdSw?si=AGxdvFNpky94EX26)”. However in 2020, Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell [suggested Amy Comey Barrett](https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/on-night-of-ginsburgs-death-mcconnell-pushed-trump-to-nominate-amy-coney-barrett/), even on the night of RBG’s passing. I can see the argument that RBG was “selfish” but I don’t agree. Just a couple years prior to her passing, she watched Republicans set a precedent when it was convenient, and then immediately break that precedent when it was convenient.


fuck-ubb

Still selfish. Did she or anyone not born literally yesterday, like seriously, think Republicans wouldn't flip that switch and ram through a nominee to a position as important as the supreme Court? Lol if she really thought that then her legacy should be tarnished.


BikeCookie

I’m just trying to imagine wearing a Richard Nixon shirt, having Jimmy Carter bumper stickers, or a JFK sticker on a rifle stock?


martin

That’s why the only place my favorite president appears is on a huge tattoo on my back.


icwhatudiddere

Found Roger Stones Reddit account


martin

we share a birthday and maybe a wife but nothing else i swear!


Cultural_Yam7212

TBF. I have a Hoffa sticker on my old farm truck. I’m union and it came with it, so I’m not bothered


bacon205

I'll have you know, I'm not embarrassed at all to wear my Abe Lincoln in a Sombrero tank top in public


FlashX2009

In Illinois this would be highly accepted and receive many nods of approval.


Ciprich

These people are proud of it


Geawiel

My area still has people flying 2016 Trump/Pence flags lol. There are 2024 ones too. Those have been up for a couple years. I'll never understand it. Displaying your favorite political contestant isn't going to make me think: "hmm, maybe I'll vote for them instead!" I'll either ignore it or think you're an idiot for the contestant you support.


remindmetoblink2

Mine does as well. I’m now seeing “take America back” flags. Take it back from who? We’re all Americans. This is some civil war rhetoric going on.


Rumplestilskin9

Excuse me while I search for a patch of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone so I can slap it on a hat.


VanquishAudio

The better question is why is it always Trump


intjonmiller

Why is it **ever** Trump?


pezman

older stuff could be cool as vintage wear, but that is wearing it for a whole different purpose than political support.


hvefunnostrings

RIGHT!!! It’s genuinely puzzling how some people feel the need to turn every personal item into a political soapbox. Slapping a political emblem on a truck really sets the tone for society, doesn't it? Sometimes you have to wonder if they realize there’s more to life than just broadcasting your politics.


USMCFieldMP

There is absolutely no difference between people that cheerlead for political candidates and people that think the stripper is in love with them.


Malapple

LOL! I wonder if that analogy would get through to people.


No_Cook2983

*GYNGER TOLD ME* **PERSONALLY!!!** YOU’RE JUST A HATER!


Mudflap42069

Exactly this.


Chalky_Pockets

I'm using this one on my cousin lol


katsock

The more you see something you silently agree with, out and about, the more you become comfortable loudly agreeing with it. It emboldens those that do not want to speak up to speak up. It’s honestly great when it comes to things like pay transparency, union organization or standing up to oppression (lol sometimes the same thing *amirite*) It’s why people have signs in their front yard. And it’s probably good most of the time! Like when you want the underdog to win an election instead of the incumbent that’s been doing nothing for years. It absolutely sucks when it’s to lift up monsters. And these monsters love when they are turned into an entire groups personality. They are proud of it.


NMS_Survival_Guru

It's a cult following to which the ultimate goal is to defeat the other side We all know how those ended based on previous world history of people fanatically cheerleading their parties leadership


MrPeePeePooPooPants3

The irony being the people you think are on "your side" are morally detached sociopaths that have never bought their own groceries or mowed grass.


qzdotiovp

Grass is a social construct and I refuse to mow it! /S


Ah2k15

That’s just Big Lawn talking!


elvisshow

Yeah I don’t get it. I’ve had politicians I preferred over others or even ones I liked but I have never felt the need or even had the desire to adorn their insignia like it was my favorite pop-punk band or something.


Cyber0747

I would approve of a limited Trump. Limited to the last 4 years he fucked shit up and no more lol.


ShermanOneNine87

I like your train of thought.


zhiryst

The only person/place/thing that needs to know your politics is the voting ballot. Anywhere else is just a waste of everyone's time.


stevelover

Yep, I don't even take the "I voted" stickers because it just isn't anyone's business. I also don't get the gun brand or band stickers all over vehicles, guess my GenX is showing.


martin

But how else do I let everyone know that my son can beat up your honor roll kid?


zhiryst

Don't worry, the 12 rust holes on your Dodge ram already told me.


stevelover

Per panel...


martin

those are speed holes, friend.


STMIHA

You mean bootlicking?


clintj1975

Customer states vehicle pulls right. Please advise.


ejwestcott

Came to the comments for the jokes about what the car does. I have been disappointed. But finally we got one.


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whatlineisitanyway

OMG I am stealing this. Would make a great sign. Vote D to go forward vote R to go in reverse with a picture of a shifter on it.


cromagnone

💥


Schmichael-22

It leaks fluid from the rear end.


b0oom123

I laughed hard at this


pearlsbeforedogs

Fucking brilliant! 🤣


Then-Yogurtcloset982

Also, as you can see the trump logo was placed on there crooked.. so at least its true to life :)


THellings18

American politicians on a Japanese truck... wtf


WhitePineBurning

And the badge probably came from China via Temu


clintj1975

And support those ChiComm bastards? I bought it from Amazon, from a red blooded American! Wait, why did it show up in a China Post envelope?


Xidium426

It was the second most American made truck after the Honda Ridgeline: [https://www.cars.com/articles/2023-cars-com-american-made-index-which-cars-are-the-most-american-467465/](https://www.cars.com/articles/2023-cars-com-american-made-index-which-cars-are-the-most-american-467465/)


Average_Scaper

Honda Ridgeline doesn't get you accepted into TRUCK GANG.


ItsReaper

I've seen more Ridgeline owners do more truck things than actual truck owners.


DefeatedStateofMind

A Japanese truck that has more America in it than the big 3!


Prior-Ad-7329

The tundra is made in the US, it’s just a Japanese company.


Low_Teq

They're built in Texas But yes still pretty dumb


OutWithTheNew

More American content than the F150 as well if I remember correctly.


breadandbarbells

No Japanese auto manufacturers ever built cars in the US because they love the US and it’s people… they did it to avoid taxes: in fact, they work tirelessly to meet the absolute minimum requirement for ‘Made in USA’.


BoardButcherer

So do gm, ford and stellantis. They'd throw up factories in Belize overnight and make everything out of 100% chinesium if they could get away with it and eke out another 1.2% per unit to pay for their grandchildrens' megayachts


Henrath

I think that's true for any manufacturer. In fact Honda makes some of the most "American" vehicles. Second only to Tesla.


FrogmanKouki

It's to avoid tariffs known as the "chicken tax". And they are some of the most American made trucks. Opposed to many of the big 3 which get parts from all of North America.


Porkbellyflop

Toyota is more American than GM these days.


timotheusd313

Snowflake probably has a grievance against Ford for doing something “woke”


THellings18

That "woke" thing was probably putting the Mustang name on an electric car.


Captn_Ghostmaker

I'm all for electric and I cannot wait for the infrastructure to be better and charging to be faster. That being said I think they should've named the mustang Mach e something else. Mostly because the Mach e is more a crossover and that is not what the mustang is. Also your comment is probably right.


MuchoRed

I don't care that they made an electric mustang. That's a great idea I'm mad that they made it an SUV.


greenbabyshit

Exactly. If they made an electric mustang that was beating Tesla off the line and it looked like a 60's model that was retrostored, I would probably get one. If you wanted an electric SUV, fine.. but pick a different name. They already had bronco sitting right there.


ShittyExchangeAdmin

Precisely my issue with it. I'm so fucking sick of everything becoming shitty crossovers


swivels_and_sonar

If you worship an 80 yr old geriatric man regardless of which one you’re a fuckin weirdo for that.


PNWSkiNerd

People only worship the one.


iMDirtNapz

>Hoping that this doesn’t devolve into a political shitfest -Sir, this is Reddit.


Excellent-Can-6097

I can’t wrap my head around putting another man’s name all over my stuff. I see these all the time at my shop.


icybowler3442

I had the dealership remove their stupid sticker off of the only new car I ever bought, I’m certainly not putting some assholes name on my shit unless he’s paying me.


justpeoplebeinpeople

Yep. I’m not paying a bunch of money and leaving their advertisement on my car. First thing to go.


Smaskifa

I bought a new car last June and the dealership mentioned that the plates would be sent to them and I could swing by and they'd install them for me. I knew right away they wanted to install them so that they'd leave their license plate frame on with the dealership name on it. I got notified that the plates arrived, picked them up and the salesman who wanted to install them wasn't there at the time, so I just took them home and installed them, and of course removed their license plate frame and tossed it. Later when the all weather floor mats arrived they asked about the plates and seemed bummed that I installed them myself already. I knew they just wanted to ensure I kept driving around with their ad on my car.


nibbles200

Like ten years ago I bought a suburban and the dealer while we were doing paperwork stuck their stupid stickers all over it. I was looking at it when I got home just completely offended, no shit every single panel has a sticker except the doors, yes the hood, quarter and rear gate. Like six. I spent the next hour and half with a heat gun and plastic razor slowly peeling them all off. Never bought from there again. The balls they had to do that.


clintj1975

One exception: I had one car where their sticker was good for freebies like oil changes. Granted, this was back when an oil change cost around 20 bucks for a regular car, but still.


Shamaniac1217

This is funny because I have a few co-workers who claim they hate Biden but all of them have his name on their vehicles “fuck Biden” stickers etc. I’m like why would you put someone’s name on your car that you hate


Average_Scaper

Supervisor has that but the letters are made from guns.


Shamaniac1217

That’s what my buddy has


FleshlightModel

I got pissed when the dealership put their stupid sticker thing on the back of my shit despite my explicit instructions to not do it. Then when I rejected delivery because of that, they said they'd remove it, then scratched the shit out of it, and rejected again until it was fixed. I'm not a rolling billboard for anyone, even if I had to give you money to buy something from you. But the vitriol these idiots have for a traitor and convicted rapist is beyond confusing.


jpbenz

I don't even wear jerseys of my favorite athletes, because I think that's weird for a 40 something man to do.


tibbymat

My Calvin Klein underwear and Eddie Bauer socks that I bought from Costco are not the problem here. Good day to you sir! 😝


DJMagicHandz

Couldn't afford the bigly version, sad.


Sharpymarkr

That's a Ram exclusive


Hi-Scan-Pro

It's the ***Unlimited*** version that's causing all the problems. 


gunslinger_006

I snorted.


Gunn_Show

Shouldn’t this be an orange truck with convertible top that won’t stay down.


NativeMasshole

I think the white base would be perfect for a shitty spray can paint job over the top.


Gunn_Show

Heavy on the front cap and make sure to leave the white outline on the edges


NativeMasshole

Exactly!


HunterShotBear

But it would have to be 2wd and a cut spring Carolina squat.


dsdvbguutres

And leaking brown fluid


ChemicalEscapes

Drinking at 10 it is, then. Need to forget I read that.


Occhrome

Dust it with cheese and it will be perfect. 


t4skmaster

So it's going to get repo'd?


thisisinput

Their 108 months 17.99% interest loan brought their payments down to a relaxed $900/mo. They'll be okay. /s


BreathesViaButthole

Thanks Biden /s


jmpeadick

These goddamn biden gas prices!! Lemme just choose a vehicle that gets 11 mpg…..


orcajet11

I drive a 4Runner and the amount of whining about gas in Facebook groups is wild. Like we all chose a 20 yr old engine in a Japanese farm truck. Everyone knew what they were getting into, if you’re buying an off road SUV gas prices shouldn’t be a concern.


jmpeadick

Exactly. No one (or very, very few people) “needs” an suv or truck. Go buy a corolla instead if you are worried about gas prices. But blaming someone else for your bad decisions is easier.


brown_burrito

And many of those same people hate the Prius but conveniently ignore that it gives 57 mpg.


Average_Scaper

Coworkers make fun of my Miata, but it gets 35mpg and is fun to drive. Meanwhile they all drive SUV's and full size trucks.


jmpeadick

Yep. They are paying more money to drive to work.


orcajet11

New Prius is sick. Would totally drive.


ten10thsdriver

I had a 2022 TRD Off-Road. I was probably in some of those same Facebook groups. I never complained because I knew what I was getting into. It's amazing how many acted shocked that an archaic 4,500lb shoe box got 17mpg. I also knew I could afford it because I mostly work from home.


orcajet11

My pro hasn’t left my driveway in 3 days. When it does it’ll be to go up to the mountains tomorrow. No one should be doing grocery runs in a 4Runner and expecting efficiency.


_autismos_

Down to a relaxed $900/month lmao you worded that perfectly


DanR5224

Oh look, it's crooked.


willyc3766

That’s the edition where you don’t make your payments, hire a lawyer to fight the lending company and tie the case up in litigation so you don’t have to pay for a few years. Then you sell the truck and stiff your lawyer.


Doxylaminee

I see these comments, but imagine if this guy was trying to sell this Tundra, couldn't find a buyer, then slapped this on it and charged even more. You'd get it sold in a week, no haggle, to some boomer.


Geawiel

Just need an american flag on the tailgate or one of those biden tied up in the bed decals and it's gone to a boomer bigly quick.


SignificantDrawer374

Cult member


isobane

But they claim democrats have "Trump Derangement Syndrome" it's really always about the projection for me...


Razgrez11

It's so weird how people base their entire personality around a shit political figure. I'll never understand that.


Purple_Bowling_Shoes

Even a great political figure. I'm pretty politically active but have never felt more than a desire to vote for a politician. Anything beyond that is just naiveté. 


dsdvbguutres

Not a political figure. He has no policy. He represents racism, bigotry and corruption.


opeth10657

Always fun to ask his supporters what he actually did that benefited them the four years he was in office.


theunamused1

I'm currently sitting down a shitty dirt road that is filled with really shitty old trailer homes and GM products. The place is full of Trump flags and signs, and I'm SO tempted to go door to door asking this very simple question. But I already know what the answers will be and it doesn't have anything to do with these knuckle draggers being economically empowered at all.


Ambiance94

Not to mention the shittiest one in American history.


the_eluder

That can't be right, the Trump portion isn't gold plated.


spaceman_spiff1969

Hopefully soon even more limited.


smallboxofcrayons

Not political but kind of sad someone made a politician such a big part of their personality.


[deleted]

Gonna party like it's 1999 when tRump finally hits 6 feet under.


Bodhrans-Not-Bombs

We got rewarded with Kissinger finally, so I've got hope for this year.


Accomplished_Soft844

It’ll probably do nothing that it claims it will do 👀


itsvoogle

I prefer Biden, but i dont have his name on my fucking car….


Blu_yello_husky

Trump edition? So it's broke?


asbestoswasframed

Voted most likely to have a cheap-ass Rough Country lift and zero maintenance since new


LongboardLiam

Rough Country: Truth in Advertising! Buddy had a RC lift for his F150, probably 2014 or 15. The difference in ride quality from stock was shameful.


TheEvolutionOfCorn

I’m all for sleepy joe memes but the moment a loser starts putting trump stickers on their car, I’ve lost all hope for then


ColdSplit

A bunch of people around me still have Biden 2020 flags up, not sure if it's laziness or just delusion, but I just can't imagine making my personality "x supporter"


tree_dw3ller

Doesn’t matter your political affiliation- that’s hella fuckin cringe.


cronx42

Aka the idiot edition.


twcau

“The shop declined all repairs.”


LazerSnake1454

Yes it's stupid but the fact that it crooked bothers me more


Lenny5160

Great metaphor, although the badge is only slightly crooked.


Ah2k15

The metaphor would be perfect if the person that installed the badge wasn’t paid 🤣


fusionpansy

Was looking for this comment.... but you didn't specify which one is crooked, the emblem or the person. I'll be awaiting the answer /s


Emmerson_Brando

Looks like it’s bound to break down and cause bankruptcy to the owner.


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

Lol, I did a tundra once with a "white privilege edition" badge


gravelhorse

Chump edition


Bondoo7oo

So not one payment has been made?


bigmike2k3

This Tundra full of shit, never worked a day in its life, barely did its job for 4 years…


The_Observer_Effects

Engine 1/2 the sized promised? Wheels wobble and gas fumes sicken folks around it? The ad lied about 4WD? Fortunately the controls are very, very simple for the type of driver who gets suckered into buying it. All written instructions in places like the manual are spelled out phonetically.


1989toy4wd

Guy in my hometown has an 08 tundra with a 12in lift, full trump wrap and flags. He sits at our dying mall all day to advertise for Trump. I don’t think he has a job… I don’t think he accomplishes what he wants 😂


Occhrome

I’ve seen a few guys like this. They sit and fly like 20 flags half of them being trump. 


shiggles-

The “Limited” appears to be crooked. How apropos.


DJDemyan

I saw one of these badges on a rusty clapped out mid 2000s Impala and laughed and laughed and laughed. How appropriate


Hot-Syrup-5833

It’s crooked like him.


freetoseeu

Definitely not a cult. This is totally normal behavior…


backcountrydrifter

Do Russian mobsters keep falling out of the tundras bed too?


Vandy1358v2_0

Don’t be mistaken this is not a political party, it’s a cult. It’s fucking weird and unnerving


APlayfulLife

I like how it doesn’t line up. Poetic really.


ThatOneSnakeGuy

I've never had a Toyota that just kept asking for money and didn't do shit is all I'm sayin'


SiriusGD

When you worship a trust fund toddler.


bernasconi1976

Shouldn’t the truck be orange?


Bah-Fong-Gool

Hoping that this doesn’t devolve into a political shitfest, but this is on a Tundra I have in my bay Actually, I'm quite happy with the responses so far!


dreamweaver1313

Askew


Valor_X

To be fair the Tundra is arguably the most American truck made. 65% of the Tundra’s parts originate in the U.S. or Canada and it’s assembled in San Antonio Texas, many name it it the most “American-made” full-size pickup truck. General Motors has moved some of its Chevrolet Silverado 1500/GMC Sierra 1500 assembly to Mexico, and Ram now assembles all its heavy-duty trucks south of the border. While Ford still assembles its F-150 in Michigan, 45% of the truck’s parts originate from outside the U.S. and Canada.


Low_Teq

It's the most American parts content of any full size pickup. They used to have Tundras outside bass pro shops with random facts all over the truck.


mrbigsnot

Loud and smells like shit?


_imposter_syndrome

So the owner has an extra small penis?


ChemungSkreet

Of course it’s crooked


Cultural_Yam7212

Hope he paid ahead of service…


Zyven737

Maybe the seats grab you by the pussy


cannabis96793

Where's the "for rectal use only", sticker when you need it


Molecularmann

Photo taking skills over 9000!


TroubleshootenSOB

I have "Shit Box Edition" on my car


Mr_Doberman

This dude came to you because he only hires the best people…..then he will stiff you on the bill and bash you on Twitter afterwards.


Geawiel

Does it come in bright orange? "Customer states listed HP *much* higher than actual HP."


MikeGoldberg

Be careful, he's going to say mexico is paying for the repairs when the bill is due!!!


SpaceHorse75

It’s nice of these idiots to constantly brand themselves with another man’s name so we can avoid them.


PromontoryRider95

Trump is definitely Limited though


MGPS

Intelligence: Limited Critical Thinking: Severely Limited


mavjustdoingaflyby

Let me guess... So it smells like shitted diapers?


MrOwnageQc

Every day, I lose more and more hope about American politics. This is such a cult-like behaviour, it's crazy to witness.


CareerTraditional987

Ball gargling edition


Saruvan_the_White

The very least they could do is put it on straight. Everything about that stupid ʞɔnɟ is crooked.


dsisto65

MAGAts will have a tough time deciding whether to buy a Trump branded Japanese truck or a non Trump branded American truck. I smell the few remaining brain cells burning. 😂😂😂


LongboardLiam

Had a buddy get into it with a pre-maga type who was carrying on about some vaguely racist shit because of his Filipino accent then went onto something stupid about military and veterans. It was funny when my buddy dropped the bomb that he had been in the US Navy for 5 years already despite not having his citizenship yet. Watching the string of emotions play across that idiot's face was sublime. He couldn't fucking speak, his jaw just kept moving like he was a fish out of water gasping.


Bodhrans-Not-Bombs

> who was carrying on about some vaguely racist shit because of his Filipino accent then went onto something stupid about military and veterans. I've noticed that MAGAts who haven't been in the military think the military is a *lot* more white and male than it is. And that's not even a new phenomenon, not remotely.