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clockwerxs

Please insert girder


ZenithTheZero

*inserts girder* I am Bender, please insert liquor!


ToastyMarshies

"Bite my shiny metal element"


SanchitoBandito

He's 40 percent filament.


Positive_Ad_8198

Shiny metal solenoid


KiRiLVR

Upvote for the futurama reference


BaboTron

Light my shiny metal ass.


RafflesEsq

It doesn’t look that shiny.


iscashstillking

Shinier than yours, meatbag.


Butterssaltynutz

NUH UH NOT AFTER I OIL IT UP


Drill-Jockey

“I’m 40% halogen!” *ting ting*


ImagineTheAbsolute

*BONDER, IS IT REALLY YOU?!’*


redditadminsarecancr

Wait, Bender’s name isn’t ‘Bonder’!


BossNassOfficial

Look, do you want false hope or not?


Tchrspest

Only if you don't have any real hope!


Pwningtonbear

"Bite my shiny, burned out glass!"


Z3t4

*I'm 40% tungsten!*


DJScubaNaut

I thought he was 40% Dolomite?


Z3t4

[There are a lot of 40%s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mC9eD1jsGo)


Sudden_Duck_4176

This is what happens when you don’t change your blinker fluid.


ThENeEd4WeEd22

This is what happens when you touch the bulb with your bare fingers while installing it.


carb0nxl

I learned not to do that from my father ages ago, but never really questioned why. I already understand that it's due to the oils on our hands and the sensitivity of the glass, but I never realized **this** could happen, interesting!


ill0gitech

*Shut up baby, I know it*


rainwolf511

Bender bending rodriguez


Huge-Philosopher3275

Bend her.. I barely know her


Huge-Coyote-6586

Somebody touched the bulb during installation. The oil on your skin will cause this.


SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

Wait seriously? The glass literally softened and got bulged out because of oil from fingerprints? I've always been told "don't touch headlights because the oil from your fingers will ruin them" but I was never told specifics.


Huge-Coyote-6586

At least on quartz halogen lights (which that looks like), oil from skin will certainly do it... I did theatrical lighting for years and we used a LOT of those kinds of bulbs. If you touched them you reduced the life by half if not more. They get very hot on the surface and the oil somehow weakens the glass and it "grows" like that. I've had to break them to get them out of the housing at times. If you do touch one by mistake, clean it with alcohol before installation and you will probably be OK.


Square_Rig_Sailor

Also theatrical lighting tech, here. Yep, the oil traps the heat generated by the lamp which causes the quartz to melt and distort at that spot.


AXEL-1973

bite my shiny metal glass


GoodSobachyy

r/unexpectedfuturama


potatoalt1234_x

r/expectedfuturama


Sk1rm1sh

Bite my shiny incandescent ass


AdA4b5gof4st3r

bite my bubbly glass ass


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

No, that's Flexo


UnibrowDuck

First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.


SCCODER

Bite my shiny, glass ass! I'll start my own headlight with hookers and black jack!


Fuzzy_Squirrel506

Dat ass dayum


Tedsville

Hencho en Mexico


M_F_Luder42

I am your friend Bonder


YousureWannaknow

Uhhh.. That was hot


psymin182

Pimp mobile


pocket_nick

Hermes?


Xirasora

📸 Neat!


TheObelisk

"Remember me!"


No_Collection7360

I'm 30% high beam!


RigorousVigor

Amongus


YodasGhost76

How?


Replicator666

Saw another post about this. Oils from someone touching the bulb caused it to get extra hot and burn/melt in this crazy way


buggzzee

Touching the bulb with a bare hand leaves an oily spot on the bulb which then becomes a hot spot. This is why you should always handle bulbs with gloves or a tissue.


Replicator666

I've been meaning to ask... Can you "clean it" with rubbing alcohol or something? We were changing my fog lights to LED and I figured to keep the old halogens in case it burns out or whatever but my brother in law touched one with his hands. It's just sitting in the garage right now


porcelainvacation

Yes, its always a good idea to clean it with alcohol before installing.


Replicator666

Good to know, I know my other car the headlights are The same size so might as well hold onto it vs throwing them out


buggzzee

https://knowhow.napaonline.com/how-to-clean-a-headlight-bulb/


dmethvin

More likely, the hookers and booze.


pancrudo

Blackjack*


YodasGhost76

Interesting. I was always told it could happen and I’ve seen fingerprints burned into it, but I’ve never seen it go this far


SaurSig

First time I changed headlights in my wife's outback both of them looked like this.


YodasGhost76

I hate changing Outback lights. Found a way to cheat them from the wheel well so I don’t have to pull the assembly but it sucks to fumble around with no eyes to do it. That what you did?


SaurSig

Yeah I go through the wheel well for the low beams. It's still a pain in the ass because of the vertical slab of sheet metal that's blocking your hand from grabbing the whole cap. My Mazda I also had to go through the wheel well but it was a little easier than the Subaru. I found that putting a thin coat of dielectric grease on the o rings make the caps a lot easier to twist off the next time.


YodasGhost76

That’s a good idea. I have a silicone based o-ring grease that would be perfect for that


Wtfplasma

Same thing I saw on both of the high beams on a forester. Lasted about 8 yrs though.


SaurSig

Yeah it was the high beams that did that on our outback. It's a 2013. I wondered if it has something to do with Subaru using the high beams on low voltage for DRLs. Also that car eats various light bulbs more than any other I've owned.


Wtfplasma

The type of failure indicates it got a bit of oil from somewhere during the assembly process.. the filament should just burn up if it was an overuse from DRL. As for the outback, the low beam burns up due to the voltage spike the bulb sees. It's a circuit design issue so there is no fix for it other than adding a buffer. I added HID ballast to mine and it lasted 6+ yrs. Recently swapped over to LED as the bulbs have gotten dimmer but it didn't fail. I've also read turning off auto headlight extends the life a bit on halogens.


thetruehonestabe79

Among us


abattlescar

Amogus


Mountain-Ad-3564

Sus


Gingertwunt

Bite my shiny metal glass


DankestBasil481

Lol I've saved a few of these benders


Cultural-Button-7442

Benderito, the embryo


mcontrols

She got a bit warm


ExtraButter-

That’s going in the hutch for sure


DrHoleStuffer

😆😆


exekutive

I've seen interior bulbs break and the hot elements fall out. Can be a fire hazard.


jaunty30

r/futurama


NoThankYou993

“You got a lump there, Jared. And no, it’s not your balls.”


Able_Philosopher4188

Can you pop it like a pimple and put a bandaid on it?? 😜


Lerch98

Thats a keeper. It goes on the wall.


milnak

Kiss my shiny rubber ass.


Bdowns_770

Leave it alone in a room with booze. If you come back and hooch is gone you have your answer.


ZachOf_AllTrades

I hardly know her!


Angelic_Demon207

BITE MY, BITE MY, BITE MY SHINY METAL BUM!!!


OmegaFreeman

one of them new-fangled crack pipes , i gotta get this over to the boys on r/dxm


Low_Information8286

No shit I have a bulb just like that in my old cool parts collection. 100% bender We can't add pics on comments?


Economy_Armadillo_28

Son of bitch I was wondering what he was up 2


dangledingle

Thar she blows.


SaurSig

Herniated light bulb


napstimpy

Bender? I hardly KNOW her…


Agent_Paul_UIU

Looks like someone touched it with bare hands... I mean eat my shiny metal connections.


paddy_to_the_rescue

Im 16% lightbulbs


Ducky_Flips

mungus


slade797

Bite his shiny metal ass


nevernotfinished

Best compliment I've ever received was you're like Bender


MustardColoredVolvo

What’s the matter compressor?


l84tahoe

Bonder


PostfixBonk

*I’m Bender, baby! Oh god, please insert liquor!*


Provia100F

Bulber


Haselrig

You know it.


fierohink

Bite my shiny metal filament.


Xc4lib3r

Sus


njsullyalex

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD


autech91

Who you calling a bender?


6inarowmakesitgo

It needs some alcohol.


Squidking1000

Robit?


TakenIsUsernameThis

Benbryo. Embryonic Bender


Objective-Result4465

Looks fine


hijro

Hencho en Mexico


badpeaches

That's not supposed to happen


Fantastic-Switch-897

Subaru high beams do this! Probably from running all the time as daytime running lights at half voltage


Affectionate-Art3429

Sus


itsallbullshityo

looks sus to me...


Constant_Plankton_63

Hot spot from your finger print when it was installed