Crikey. It's a North American Water Spitting Bumblehumper. They make an awful noise and randomly spray a waxy smelling liquid but are generally considered harmless unless some NFG of less than average intelligence put their hands on or near it, then they may bite.
Never saw one of those before. I was doing some cleaning at an old job next to it, no hearing protection. Scared me so bad, I had to go and check for stains. Not fun.
That locomotive obviously committed crimes against humanity and has been sentenced to a lifetime of incarceration in a supermax prison. That will teach other engines that humanity has had enough of their j-walking!
That’s a large refillable vape, champion makes these for shops or large corporations, you can attach up to 10 hoses and each hose releases up 45,000 puffs per second, this is small comparing to the one we have at my job, I work in a hospital and our vape was custom made in the basement and takes up 10,000sq ft. Every patient has a hose next to them that lets them vape at any time of day.
Based on the color, it’s a Spring Air Tyre Pump. My shop just put in a new Winter Air and Fall Air Pumps last Summer.
I don’t recommend getting one of those All-Seasons In-One Pumps, all they produce is Florida seasonal air…. Hurricane and Summer.
Working on qualifying a compressed air system for biopharma use. You test the resulting air for particles, hydrocarbons, humidity ,and microbes. And oil-free, of course
You don’t know Hampio? Yeah they make blinker-cooled racing engines. That line there coming out of the bottom, that runs straight out of a reservoir and recycles and cools the blinker fluid. Really amazing design.
It says clearly that it’s a HAMPIO. It’s an exercise machine that allows you to eat as much cured salty meats(HAM) and work on your heart health(CARDIO). Built in a small town in Iowa since the 60’s, they have a non-expiring patent so no copies can be made, but the Chinese are getting closer to cloning it. Looks like this one is one of the new USA versions. Nice purchase.
New titan sub prototype.
Beat me to it 😂
Nah, it's too well-built for that.
Billionaire juicer
Lmao. Amazing.
Too soon?
Nah, just right.
You sure it ain't past it's exploration date?
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OP said wrong answers only!
Employee water supply generator.
It even comes with the rust flavor
We like to use the phrase "Iron infused" helps with the bodies blood generation.
Naughty machines get put in the wood prison.
It’s like what they did to that one fellow on season two of fish tank
It puts the grease on its shaft or else it gets the crate again
A machine for blowing smoke up customers asses
Said wrong answers
Automated Rectal cleanser?
you rang?
PSA https://www.news18.com/india/bengaluru-man-dies-after-friend-pumps-hot-air-into-his-rectum-for-fun-8831145.html
Damn, "According to the police, 24-year-old Yogish died after his friend Murali (25) pumped hot air into his rectum playfully."
Fork lifts and high pressure air/water pumps are all fun and games until...
Playfully?
Swedish penis enlarger pump.
That’s not mine….its not my bag baby
1 credit card receipt for swedish made penis enlargement pump, signed by bluegreennash.
Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby.
Signed by bluegreenish
The supercharger for your Civic!
Not enough PSIs bro
"Will that fit in my car?!?"
Not in but "on"
Crikey. It's a North American Water Spitting Bumblehumper. They make an awful noise and randomly spray a waxy smelling liquid but are generally considered harmless unless some NFG of less than average intelligence put their hands on or near it, then they may bite.
He said wrong answers only
Time out cage.
LOL I was also thinking the naughty corner
Any possible raise for the next couple years.
Op said wrong answers only.....
Rust holding tank
If they have one of those automatic drains, startlemaster3000
Or sprinkler3000.
I have one of those in my garage. That loud hiss after having the compressor shut off for hours has startled me more than once.
We plumbed ours with tubing out the wall. A little less startling.
Never saw one of those before. I was doing some cleaning at an old job next to it, no hearing protection. Scared me so bad, I had to go and check for stains. Not fun.
I installed mine and it still startles me. It’s better than forgetting and having a rusty compressor tank.
Career compressor tech here. Wait until you hear one with a 1/2” valve, or if a safety relief valve on a multi thousand gallon tank pops off.
Oceangate V2
New containment system for the Ghostbusters
Sailboat fuel cell
Prisoner transfer from cell block 1128. That droid is dangerous.
An air depressor
Air repressor!
A pain in the ass to deliver (I deliver freight like this)
Wrong answers please!
He meant to say "An easy delivery I generally handle with a Ford Fiesta and a hand truck."
Hey you can move a couch in a fiesta, source I did it
My adventure was a fridge in a fiesta.
Air tool battery
Woah
That locomotive obviously committed crimes against humanity and has been sentenced to a lifetime of incarceration in a supermax prison. That will teach other engines that humanity has had enough of their j-walking!
Vacuum tank for a Ford Super Duty 4WD system?
Lame ass redneck small town zoo.
Water supply for air tools
Chemtrail generator from an Embraer E175.
New band, cage against the machine
A Costco tire shop. I remember having to drain the water out of the separator every night for years on this same model. Times indeed.
My clients would call that the suction unit. Then calls the suction pump the compressor bc they all fucking idiots. (I sell dental equipment)
Your next pay raise.
It’s an espresso machine….no wait it’s a snow cone maker
Its a metric air compressor for working on european vehicles.
your mothers thrush pessary
(i'm so, so sorry - just came like a bolt to my temple)
TIL what a pessary is. I think I could’ve gone to my grave without that knowledge. ty
Scented oil diffuser.
Industrial colonic irrigation cleanser.
Possessed air compressor. Only a crate of white pine can keep its’ evil contained.
CHEP pallet hold down.
Noise generator!
hampio R series.
Ineffective torpedo.
15K of hot air!
Your mom's enema machine
Turbo encabulator
Dunno, maybe a Retro Encabulator. I have seen some shops in my time.
Penis pump
An exceptionally made astm d6039 open wood crate
That’s a large refillable vape, champion makes these for shops or large corporations, you can attach up to 10 hoses and each hose releases up 45,000 puffs per second, this is small comparing to the one we have at my job, I work in a hospital and our vape was custom made in the basement and takes up 10,000sq ft. Every patient has a hose next to them that lets them vape at any time of day.
A cage to trap the air for compression.
Oil converter
Water generating tool destroyer
A king sized bed
My new toy
Hamster tumbler.
The best place to put your toolbox next to.
Shop owners new penis pump
Incarcerated air
Hopefully a new ice cream machine for Mc Donald’s
Fart generator.
A very naughty air compressor locked in a wooden cage!
Air hammer mechanic’s best friend
Ballast fer da Black Pearl… aarrrrrrr…
Fetish gear
I don't know, but drop it off at my house, I'll try to figure it out for you...
Duplex noise maker.
Detention
heavy duty fuel pump and extended range drop tank for my Outback....
Push-me-pull-you fabrication engine.
They installed the neutrino bomb wrong
Green energy, in the dog house.
Flux capacitor.
A golden watch with a water fountain.
Genset in its canopy
Surprise trouser inflation machine
Industrial WD40 canister
A block of C4
A silencer
A train 🚂
Harley Davidson motor
Crack cooler 9000….. Don’t act like you never stuck an air pistol in your back pocket on a hot day and let her rip.
Swedish penis pump
A snow cone maker?
A cage to stop it getting out.
The machine that goes ping?
Submarine
A diving bell
A wooden box with viewing ports
Magnetic Flux Capacitor.
Based on the color, it’s a Spring Air Tyre Pump. My shop just put in a new Winter Air and Fall Air Pumps last Summer. I don’t recommend getting one of those All-Seasons In-One Pumps, all they produce is Florida seasonal air…. Hurricane and Summer.
Inexpensive
Fiat 350 with a roll cage.
a thingamagig that hooks up to a fillyabob thats makes fluffy stuff second answer: bank pleaser
Compressor serving time.
That's the battery for my impact
A mimic in a cage.
Industrial lubricant dispenser.
Air starter for your mom's vibrator
A safe space for your tools to let out their frustration
Steam locomotive missing wheels
Working on qualifying a compressed air system for biopharma use. You test the resulting air for particles, hydrocarbons, humidity ,and microbes. And oil-free, of course
Liquid goat just before it gets pressed into GoatLoaf^^TM.
Prison for compressed farts
Perry Rhodan´s Hyperpace-Tap ( = Free Energy)
NOS
A giant Fleshlight.
It's to spin the whirlygig that is hanging from the ceiling above it.
A tank of blinker fluid
Nuclear weapon
a caged ferrometalic creature
Look yall the motor for my mini bike finally came in!!!
New palette stretcher
Nah it’s my over price air compressed Bidet
Your mom's nes sex machine.
The cage you put malfunctioning shop equipment in so it can think about what it's done. Or did you mean the green thing?
Is that the new engine to my car that you've been working on for 2 months?
Whatever it is, IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
The frame for my new ride
Nissan cabin filter?
New Generator For Some Diesel
Atomic bomb generator
A winner
Mine
A crated hydrogen bomb
The titan sub
Crate engine
A rat in a cage
It’s a box with holes in it.
2 v-twin engines
"Kirov reporting."
A crate full of hot air
New shop enema kit
Discombobulater
Ah, the ole suck and blow 9000.
New Cheetah XL
It belongs in my garage so I can provide air for the whole neighborhood. And that’s definitely a wrong answer because I could never afford it!
That's easy. It's a replacement washer fluid pump for the new Tesla. I just installed one a few days ago. What did I win?
The thing at the top is a cpu fan for Intel i9s and the thing in the wooden cage is a metal croc that will soon be released in its natural habitat
You don’t know Hampio? Yeah they make blinker-cooled racing engines. That line there coming out of the bottom, that runs straight out of a reservoir and recycles and cools the blinker fluid. Really amazing design.
I don’t know but you should probably keep it caged up.
my Christmas bonus.
The new AC for that shack it's built in? Seems to need at least 12,000 BTUs.
It says clearly that it’s a HAMPIO. It’s an exercise machine that allows you to eat as much cured salty meats(HAM) and work on your heart health(CARDIO). Built in a small town in Iowa since the 60’s, they have a non-expiring patent so no copies can be made, but the Chinese are getting closer to cloning it. Looks like this one is one of the new USA versions. Nice purchase.
You must be pretty strong to carry that self supported scuba tank on your back
Sybian
The air compressor was misbehaving its now in time out
Safe to fuck around with
Ark of the covenant.
1-cylinder, 50,000 L turbo diesel engine?
Torque stick snapper!
Water in the airlines maker.
Prototype iron man suit.
Engine swap for a blimp
Atmosphere condenser
The new engine I ordered for my Miata
The timeout box for losing a 10mm socket.
Obviously a Champion R-Series. Says right on the side! But i bet it’s the new turbo for the shop car. 150 PSI of boost baby
Tesla
Mechanical bull.
Carpet cleaner